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Cool it, daddy-o
by catland, 8-29-09

 

by catland
8-31-09
Place your hand into the Tiki god's mouth
If you are a good man, you will be safe
Only the badman will be bitten
On second thought, maybe I shouldn't

 

by catland
9-05-09
And so he said my head was too big
Is that so?
It is so very so
So there you go
So, anyway
So what

 

by catland
9-12-09
Every Comic I make is worse than the last
Ok we gotta rob the bank of INJUSTICE
I love your dashing thievery
I don't even know why I keep making them
Next we gotta do it in space
Oh you animal!
I suppose it's better than staring at the wall
Then I wanna rub my balls on your leg
That is just what is this that is sick i am going home

 

by catland
9-24-09
fucking an animal
dum. da dum. da dum. da dum.
fucking an animal
dum. da dum. da dum. da dum.
too many gwar videos
fucking an animal
dum. da dum. da dum. da dum.

 

Today I missed my nephew's birthday
It was all because of you, stripcreator
Now I am a bad uncle
by catland, 9-25-09

 

by catland
10-02-09
Can man love dolphom
can dolphin love man
where can love
love can only
let us
tuna

 

by catland
10-04-09
Let's all have a nice healthy snack

 

by catland
10-08-09
So I say to him
that I only lived there for a week
That I only lived there for a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
get it?

 

by catland
10-12-09
CHUM
CHUM
CHUM
CHUM
CHUM
What's this about chum

 

Fuck your face
by catland, 10-26-09

 

by catland
10-30-09
Thanks for reading

 

by catland
10-31-09
So then I was like "Of course I'm leaving. Your face is shit!"
And then you will never believe what happened next.
She was like "get out of here, forever!"

 

by catland
11-09-09
What the fuck
Get the shit out of here
I wanted to meet Chris Hansen

 

by catland
11-13-09
Play it cool, Grubs
Just gotta reel her in with my charm
Halloween's over, bitch

 

by catland
11-18-09
Here's a letter I received recently
Fugginafugginafuggina
Dear Doctor Breen, Immortality is radical, signed doctor breen
Boooooejina
Tayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyne

 

by catland
11-24-09
So is this one of those freudian dreams?
Where I'm an axe murderer and god is judging me
Isn't freudian stuff always about your mom?
penispenispenis penispenispenis penispenispenis

 

by catland
11-29-09
I have this dream
And then I saw big bird
Every one of is is a monster
In this dream, you stop being a bitch
It didnt look like big bird but I knew it was
Not in the conventional sense
What?
Then i cut it up and ate it, so that i could grow strong
But we have to eat it to grow strong

 

by catland
12-01-09
best comic ever

 

by catland
12-03-09
What?
You.
What?
You...
...What?
best comic ever

 

FUX
by catland, 1-10-10

 

This is my best idea ever
by catland, 4-08-10

 

by catland
5-15-10
butterbees

 

by catland
6-18-10
Bats
That'll be $14.42
Bats
Do you have a restroom?
Bats

 

by catland
8-07-10
With this, we will control the world's gold teeth
A fine prospect
And now to dance the forbidden dance
Lambada
This world is ours
Postermarkers

 

by catland
10-08-10
Dear Mr Shuglas
Enclosed you will find the teeth and hair of your secret admirer
If you ever want to see them again, please follow the instructions
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Thanks for reading
by catland, 10-27-10

 

by catland
11-17-10
I think this is probably the last time I'll see you, old friend
I hate to tell you like this
but I pooped your pants

 

by catland
12-17-10
cock
dick
cock
dick
dick?
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

by catland
12-27-10
Local Attorney thought dead, actually l
In sports news, Doug Mariner caught with balls in his balls, Nightly News investigates.
ught dead, actually living in Burma wit
It turns out he was doing what they call "double-balling." When asked about it, he said he has no regrets.
n Burma with family. "I told everybody that we were moving, and you all wishe
What's your take on this, skull?
SKULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

by catland
2-02-11
murder the fuckpig murder the fuckpig murder the fuckpig
just stab him. cut him open. I bet he's purple on the inside. It would be so easy to do it.
Almost done with my carrykicher?
Just about, sir.

 

by catland
3-17-11
You're drunk. You shouldn't have even gotten behind the wheel.
You can't even drive.
You aren't even real.

 

by catland
4-12-11
this is a dream come true
more like a dream come blue
this is a dream come true
more like a dream too short
this is a dream come true
more like this and I'll kill myself

 

by catland
2-05-12
you have to love me
you got me back-pregnant

 

by catland
2-19-12
Nut eater, nut eater, small and grey...
a friendly friend with a friendly way.
That was fucking terrible

 

by catland
7-13-12
I'm just a squirrel
trying to get a nut
that's the joke

 

by catland
7-22-12
PUSSY
I FIGHT FIRES WITH MY BARE HANDS
We lay to rest the bravest man who ever lived

 

fuck your sucks
by catland, 7-26-12

 

by catland
8-08-13
A shit I shat
I shat a shit
Now gimme some of those bacon bits

 

by catland
11-02-13
A Viking in the Sack
A Viking in the Sac
A Viking in the psyche

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