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by codehappykid
10-05-03
Use the line. Use the line.
Hey, Suzy! Um...
Oh my God! Hans!
Bubble gum!

 

by codehappykid
10-05-03
She left with Hans. She didn't even notice me.
I know, ain't it a bitch?
Do you like serial murder as much as I do?
Right on, soul brother.

 

by codehappykid
10-17-03
I see your point, but how do we know mice exist?
Something has to fill the void within that wall.
That's circular, like a kiwi.
Yes, but the peanut butter keeps disappearing. Only mice can fit the quota.
I'm going to x-ray your skull.
Zoom.

 

by codehappykid
11-08-03
Hello little girl. Would you like a balloon animal?
Wahh! You're Osama bin Laden!
Yes. I have seen the error of my ways, and...
MOMMY!!!
Why don't you want to see me make a camel?

 

by codehappykid
11-08-03
I have come as you asked, Manager.
Yes. Listen, Osama...we here at FunTech think you're...not quite the right image for our company.
But why? Ever since my reformation, I have done nothing but make balloon camels.
Well, no one seems to want those. Also, you carry a certain media...stigma, let's say.
You mean because I orchestrated the bombing of three major buildings?
Yes. Listen, Osama...we here at FunTech think you're...not quite the right image for our company.

 

by codehappykid
11-08-03
Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?
I don't know...let me check.
OK. I will wait outside.
Are you coming back?

 

by codehappykid
11-12-03
GOD YOU'RE STUPID!
Yay! I love you guys!
We will make you as smart as this mouse! And women will love you!
But that mouse looks sick.
GOD YOU'RE STUPID!
Yes, but black holes emit Hawking radiation as a result of virtual particles interacting with their gravity well.

 

by codehappykid
11-12-03
I want to keep Algernon as a pet.
Now that the serum has made you highly intelligent, do you want to have sex in front of the cameraman?
ALGERNON IS DEAD!
*clowns lighten the mood at unexpected times*
I think you should have told me this would cause me to regress and die.
Are you saying you want a refund?

 

by codehappykid
11-12-03
I'm get less smart again.
I'm sad that you're going to die. My new boyfriend has a porsche.
One day, this may happen to YOUR planet!

 

by codehappykid
11-18-03
Within the belly of that loathsome beast / That doth by some strange alchemy depart / The one who I did love lies now deceased / And of my spirit rends a broken heart.
But Hark! Glance east, young solitary sap / Whose declarations go not yet unheard / For cometh hither thus from yonder Gap / A bright and clear-eyed nymph of summer. Word!
I find in gazing on your starlit form / My crimson aqua vitae runneth quick / Alas! for though my sword doth blaze so warm / Against its foes remaineth it a stick.
Away, thou knavish blackguard, far hie hence! / For soon my voice will carry such a noise / That hounds will leap from over hill and fence / So called by feral instinct from their toys.
Thus by a fool is a fool had. / Of enemies, our worst are oft ourselves / Yet fear not yet, for love is often sad / In your case, I'd say hide amongst the shelves.
Thy words yield small comfort, my rodent friend / But I shall to your grand advice adhere / And on the morrow, as God will defend / To win her heart shall I thus perservere!

 

by codehappykid
11-21-03
bird fly over ocean
love's wings have found me
listen to the cow

 

by codehappykid
11-21-03
twenty-eight is a perfect number
lonely

 

by codehappykid
11-21-03
shit

 

by codehappykid
11-21-03
why
because

 

by codehappykid
11-21-03
i do say

 

by codehappykid
11-21-03
you're fired

 

by codehappykid
11-28-03
Nooooo! I won't let you make American Pie 4!

 

by codehappykid
11-28-03
Hey deuce, is it true you're on a killing spree?
no

 

by codehappykid
12-04-03
Hello Catherine and welcome to six'o'clock news!
Thanks Brad. Stripcreatoria is undergoing massive political upheaval. We go now live to our correspondent in the field, Diana.
GET ME A GODDAM PORTABLE MIKE!
Well, shit on me.

 

by codehappykid
12-20-03
On the first day of Christmas, my Grandma gave to me...
I don't wear those!

 

by codehappykid
12-30-03
I will longer generate gravitons as they contribute to the heat-death of the Universe.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I will longer suck.
wirthling sucks
TOBOR WILL NO LONGER CORNHOLE N00BZ.
HAHAAAHAHAH FGT FKR!!!!11!!!1

 

by codehappykid
1-13-04
Dad, I've got a really awesome new idea!
It's not going to work.
Why do you always say that?
Because it's true.
You're a dick.
I'm just trying to think of the whole family.

 

by codehappykid
1-13-04
Dad! I think I have a chance at making some money with this new project!
Oh, good! You can pay back the loans you owe us after college, then.
...so NOW can I go to France this summer?
Oh For Pete's Sake.

 

by codehappykid
1-13-04
It seems like no matter what I do, he think's I'm a failure.
No he doesn't.
The Universe is a strange place.
No kidding.

 

by codehappykid
1-13-04
Grandma, I've been trying to get a job for three years!
Well, maybe if you'd try harder, you'd find one.
Could you give me a hint about where to start?
Good Heavens, why don't you ever pay any attention to your appearance?
I...can't possibly explain that.

 

by codehappykid
1-13-04
All right, Grandpa, let's run over the basic specs of this project.
You know, you don't have to do this if it's too difficult.
It's not, and you asked me to. Anyway, I've figured out a way to do it.
I don't understand any of the technical terms you've been using, but I think it's impossible.
Grandpa...

 

by codehappykid
2-11-04
MOSES!
huh
MOSES!
wut
GO CLIMB A MOUNTAIN!!!
fuck

 

by codehappykid
2-11-04
oh how I LOVE you-u-u-u!
awesome.

 

by codehappykid
2-11-04
Welcome to Hell, I'll be your guide, the showers are over there, I just LOVE your tail
Where the fuck is Satan?

 

by codehappykid
2-11-04
CHECK OUT MY HAIR!
Well garsh, it's generatin' gravitons!
AAAAH!

 

by codehappykid
2-16-04
MaxPayne's a fag!
MaxPayne's a fag!
Sadly, this is probably pretty accurate
Wait a minute.. that's not working anymore! OH NO what do I do?
I've got it!
*clears throat*
MaxPayne's a fag!

 

by codehappykid
2-28-04
feed me!
*stomp*
*GLUB GLUB GLUB*
I love my trapdoor.

 

by codehappykid
3-02-04
Was he wearing his seatbelt?
Can't you tell, you putz?
Where were you when all of this happened?
Crash the system!!!
No further questions. Go home.
Are you sure you don't want to hear about Jesus?

 

by codehappykid
3-06-04
Why is the lamp hovering?

 

by codehappykid
3-24-04
Hello, MikeyG! I have a message for you from one duck to another...
Oh, sorry...I meant one FUCK to another! HAHAHA!
(This also doubles as the sucky comic for umfum's thingy)
Whoa, it's the MATRIX!

 

by codehappykid
3-24-04
Ole! Oi!
Arriba!
You are a tourist, aren't you.
...yes.

 

by codehappykid
3-24-04
You know how you always ride me around everywhere?
With the saddle and spurs and all that?
Could you please piss off?

 

by codehappykid
3-24-04
I don't want to do tricks!
I'm a dog!
I can't impress the ladies with this bloody toddler's jump suit!

 

by codehappykid
3-24-04
Your boyfriend dumped you?
Is that the whole extent of your problem?
I'm stuck!! Beat that!

 

by codehappykid
3-24-04
...and that's why I became a matador.
Oh, really? Do you want to know how I became a bull?
Sure, go ahead.
...It's not really something you should try.

 

by codehappykid
3-24-04
Your shoes are untied, Gabe.
You're going to find it difficult to walk without your laces, Gabe.
Just what do you think you're doing, Gabe?

 

by codehappykid
3-24-04
I don't think I've ever actually done this one before.

 

by codehappykid
3-31-04
So, you play chess often?
Yeah, whenever kaufman stops carrying me around for a bit.
I took your queen! I took your queen!
Fine, you get to play with Marie-Antoinette's soul for a few centuries. Happy?

 

by codehappykid
3-31-04
Hey, didn't you get hoodwinked by Satan into spending eternity playing golf in Hell?
Yes, but I went insane and now I'm dreaming that I'm playing chess with you.
NEW QUIZNO'S SUBS!
THEY ARE A REAL GREAT DEAL!

 

by codehappykid
4-07-04
We all live in the yellow submarine,
the yellow submarine,
the yellow submarine...
We all live in the yellow submarine,
the yellow submarine...
Don't think for a minute that I can't send you all to Hell.

 

by codehappykid
4-20-04
Ne me quitte pas
Il faut oublier
Tout peut s'oublier
Qui s'enfuit déjà

 

by codehappykid
4-20-04
Oublier le temps
Des malentendus
Et le temps perdu
A savoir comment

 

by codehappykid
4-20-04
Oublier ces heures
Qui tuaient parfois
A coups de pourquoi
Le coeur de bonheur
Ne me quitte pas, Ne me quitte pas, Ne me quitte pas, Ne me quitte pas...

 

by codehappykid
4-20-04
Moi je t'offrirai des perles de pluie
Venues de pays
Où il ne pleut pas

 

by codehappykid
4-20-04
Je creuserai la terre
Jusqu'après ma mort
Pour couvrir ton corps
D'or et de lumière

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