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by crabby
10-13-01
Finally I've deviced a way to end TOBORS cornholing forever!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! AQUA TOBOR attack!
TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU!!!!!!!! RAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!! TOBOR JUST BEEN CORNHOLED BY SOMETHING WHAT IS IT??????
TOBOR CORNHOLED BY PUNY FISH!!!!!!!!RAAAAAAARRRRR TOBOR ALERGIC TO SEAFOOD!!!!!! TOBOR GOING TO BREAK OUT IN HIVES!!!!!!!!! RARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

 

by crabby
10-13-01
TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU!!!!!!!!!
I'm just not enjoying this anymore.
RAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!
Good my asshole has been stretched to the size of Tony Danza's ego.

 

by crabby
10-13-01
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
RAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!! CANDY GRAM!!!!!!!!!
I didn't order a candy gram.
RAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!! AQUA TOBOR!!!!!!!!
What AQUA TOBOR? Oh my GOD!
RAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!! AQUA TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by crabby
10-13-01
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moh!

 

by crabby
10-15-01
Mr. President what are your plans for America during these dark hours?
STRATEGERY!

 

by crabby
10-15-01
7:22 am / AttitudeChicka goes to work.
What a beautiful morning! The sun is shining, and my anus feels so moist!
7:22 am / Mr. Sticks-His-Dick-in-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-the-Other-Direction takes his morning walk.
What a beautiful morning! The sun is shining, and my anus feels so moist!

 

by crabby
10-15-01
Daddy told me I shoulda been a "'bortion" and then he passed out!

 

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10-16-01

 

by crabby
10-17-01
Hey boy where yous hall pass ima finna rite you up for a detention home boy.
Hey bro you need to chill out. I was just thirsty being a BEATNIK and all. Give me a break.
I cannot lie you need a hall pass boy I no wanna make GOD mad cause hes my homie GOD dont like no lies brother,
Don't live your life for god brother you gotta live it for yourself. Are you familiar with the works of Albert Camus he has some facinating views on these theories.
You damn BEATNIKS you always thirsty and needing something to drink and shit yall needs to star getting some MOFING hall passes AIGHT;
Chill out bro all this stress is good enough for your heart bro.

 

by crabby
10-17-01
Have you heard about AQUA TOBOR? I hear he's twice as ruthless as TOBOR ever was.
I hear kaufman cross bred za piranha and a sea lion to make him. He's trying to make a name for himself in the fish community and he thought this was the best way.
He's using him as hired muscle of some sort I'm worried he may send AQUA TOBOR after us.
We are high profile characters. If he wanted to attack Strip Creator he'd go for a serious landmark like the default Asian Girls.
RAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Oh sweet zombie Jesus, I'm about to be cornholed by the ruthless AQUA TOBOR!!!!!!!!!

 

by crabby
10-23-01
RAAAAARRR!!!!!! Gabe feels so alone now that he is all powerful. I've cornholed everyone from kevin keegans perm to joshw. I need to have that genie change me back to normal.
RAAAARRRR!!!!!!!! Change me back I don't want to be all powerful anymore I just want to be regular old Gabe again.
I'll change you back but first I have to make some improvements.
I feel pretty. Hey what are these on my chest, I've never felt anything like them. Those improvements were soooooo TONY!
What a geek!

 

by crabby
10-25-01
I'm just talking bout those rotor turbines.
Then I can dig it!

 

by crabby
10-25-01
My pussy needs to be fed, I'm prepared to sell the AQUA TOBOR technology to the highest bidder!
RAAAARRRR!!!!!! MUST AQUA CORNHOLE!!!!!!!!!
I will give you salvation in exchange for the AQUA TOBOR technology.
Twelve dollars and forty seven cents.
The queen is prepared to offer you a summer home in Nebraska.
BRO THIS WHOLE AQUA TOBORTHING IS FREAKIN ME OUT MAN YOUR TELLING ME HE CAN CORNHOLE UNDER WATER!! THATS LIKE SOOO FAR OUT MAKES ME WISH I WAS FISH THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING THIRSTY!!!

 

by crabby
10-25-01
AQUA TOBOR please don't make this harder than it has to be. Just go with your new owner and be as loyal to him as you always were to me.
RAAAAARRRR!!!!!! MUST AQUA CORNHOLE!!!!!!!!
I've briefed you on your mission AQUA TOBOR now do as your told.
RAAARRRRR!!!!! AQUA TOBOR MUST DO JESUS' BIDING!!!!!!!
DEAR GOD, I've been cornholed!
Success!!!!

 

by crabby
10-26-01
Damn that Cousteau for the work he did on the development of the bathyscaphe, which allows men to go deeper than they could before. It's time like this I wish I could be the First Lady of Afghanistan
Damn that Bin Laden for giving the Taliban the right to publically take me and go deeper than they could before. God I wish there was some water around here I could soak in.

 

by crabby
10-29-01
Aqua Tobor the time has come to take on our greatest threat ever. I've downloaded the data onto your hardrive go get him.
RAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!! MUST AQUA TOBOR!!!!!!!!!
RAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!! MUST AQUA CORNHOLE!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my Lord, I've been cornholed through my kangaroo outfit!
Success!

 

by crabby
10-29-01
This is all wrong.
I feel like this isn't right.
I feel like I've been wronged by some one of a higher authority.
Why hasn't a partner been drawn for me.
I'll just have to learn to live with this.
I remember eating a dinner last month it was magnificent.

 

by crabby
10-30-01
I'm so confused. Why do girls do evil things like play with my emotions. I know what your thinking "Thats like asking why does the sun shine." However, I feel like I deserve an answer.
They act like they like you. They lead you on and then when you turn your head WHAM there with another guy. To make matters worse you know in your heart your at least ten times better than he is.
I feel hurt and betrayed emotionally. This has lead me to have unusually bad days lately. I've been questioning myself and there is no need for that. I should just forget about it. It's no big deal.

 

by crabby
10-30-01
Everyone uses us in comics. Were one of their horrible IN-JOKES. I feel dirty.
MENBAH!
That IN-JOKE isn't funny anymore. Don't you remember how crabby ran it into the ground?
Well habnem registering MENBAH and having conversations with himself didn't help either.
Now TOBOR theres a IN-JOKE that will never go away.
What can I say people love MANRAPE.

 

by crabby
10-30-01
Why hello there foxy lady.
Please remove your hand from my thigh PIG!
I can't help it baby I was drawn this way.
Who would draw someone falling forward with their arm stretched out?
I would.
I see.

 

by crabby
10-30-01
AQUA TOBOR must be destroyed. I will personally put an end to him!
Your dead meat AQUA TOBOR! You've met your match.
RAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!
I caught him and ate him.

 

by crabby
10-30-01
SEND IN THE CLOWNS!
You smell horrid!
SEND IN THE CLOWNS!
You smell horrid!

 

by crabby
11-01-01

 

by crabby
11-03-01
Just come with us sir!
OK!
Great now I'm in this jail cell all by myself.
RAAAAARRRR!!!!!! FINALLY TOBOR GETS CELL MATE TO CORNHOLE!!!!!!!!!!
MAMA MIA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by crabby
11-05-01
RAAAARRRRR!!!!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Didn't you read the rules old chap? Your not allowed in this contest for some reason.
RAAAARRRRR!!!!!! EVERYONE LOVES TOBOR WHY CAN"T I CORNHOLE IN THIS CONTEST!!!!!!!!!
Well my good man some people just find that sort of humor to be a little to low brow for their tastes.
RAAAARRRRR!!!!!! THOSE PEOPLE DON"T KNOW FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! NOW BACK TO THE CORNHOLING!!!!!!!!!!
TOBOR your the greatest!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by crabby
11-08-01
EVERYTHING
BUT THE
KITCHEN SINK

 

by crabby
11-09-01
EVERYTHING
BUT THE
KITCHEN SINK

 

by crabby
11-09-01
EVERYTHING
BUT THE
KITCHEN SINK

 

by crabby
11-09-01
EVERYTHING
BUT THE
KITCHEN SINK

 

by crabby
11-11-01
Hunny were going out to dinner tonight and I wont take no for an answer. I already have a baby sitter he's upstaris with Shelly right now.
I'm worried do I at least get to meet him first?
YOU SEE YOU GOTTA SPEAK IN ALL CAPS BABY! YOU GOTTA DRINK LOTS OF FLUIDS TO DIG IT! NOW YOU KNOW THE STEPS TO BEING A THIRSTY BEATNIK SO GO TELL YOUR MOM GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
SURE THING DADDY-O!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD BYE MOMMA!!!! MAKE SURE YOU PICK UP SOME FLUIDS ON THE WAY HOME I NEED FLUIDS BABY!!!!!!!
Damn you THIRSTY BEATNIK! Damn you!

 

by crabby
11-12-01
THIRSTY BEATNIK HAS TO HIDE HIMSELF FROM LARA7!!!!! HE THINKS SHES SCARY!!!!!! THIRSTY BEATNIK NEEDS FLUIDS TO CONTINUE HIS RANTING ABOUT LARA7!!!!!!!!
I made a rather funny strip about Lara7's art car. HAHAHA how humorous. I think I'll enter the same strip again and add a joke about Ohio. Thank God I know about Lara7's art car or I'd be lost!
Lara7 stold my legs and attached them to her art car.
Lara7 laughed at me. Then she ran me over with her art car. She must really take thos Blue Oyster Cult lyrics to heart!
Lara7 sent me an E-Mail and told me I sleep with the fishes. Apparently she doesn't take criticism of her art car well!
MOO!?!

 

by crabby
11-12-01
Welcome to beautiful Ohio!
I think there was a nuclear war here and no one told them!
Welcome to beautiful San Francisco!
I think there was a nuclear war here and no one told them!
Welcome to beautiful Louisiana!
I think there was a nuclear war here and no one told them!

 

by crabby
11-12-01
I went by Lara7's house and someone stole my soul.
How did that happen?
Well she thought it would be a good idea if I left it outside as a lawn ornament next to the Flamingo.
Oh, well that makes sense you can't just leave things laying around like that. People will steal it just for the heck of it. Come on it's Ohio it's not like theres anything fun to do there.
It was a lawn ornament. Her cat had diarhea, she wasn't getting enough caffeine, and she was laughing at her least favorite ex's leather pants.
Whoa Whoa Whoa! Why did her art car have leather pants on?

 

by crabby
11-13-01
Oh my lord what happened here? Theres dead police and 5.25 floppy disks everywhere.
We had a little misunderstanding. My art car took car of it though.
Are you saying your art car came to life and killed these police men?
Yes. It works well with that but it won't stop those punk kids from stealing my lawn ornaments.
Did you ever stop to think that maybe the car has been stealing all that stuff off your porch.
That would explain the table and two bowling balls in the back seat.

 

by crabby
11-13-01
How would you describe yourself in two words my child?
Art car.
Thats good I guess.
Actually the car itself is quite evil!

 

by crabby
11-13-01
Hey wanna go out some time?
Nope. I got this art car to work on. Why don't you go ask that horse faced whore over there.
Hey wanna go out some time?
Nope I'm getting ready to be glued to Lara7's art car.
Hey your crazy. Come this way so I can glue you down onto my art car.

 

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by crabby
11-14-01
Excuse me but are you the Professor of Love at this University?
Why it just so happens that I am, how can I help you?
I want you to create nipples for me so I can feel the sensation of having them tweeked by my lover.
Thats an odd request but I suppose I owe it to you. I did impregnate you with my seed while I built you.
Your little bolts daddy?
I think you knew it all along. I'd like to meet him if you don't mind. I have many questions I'd like to ask.

 

by crabby
11-14-01
Little Bolt is here, do you think you can handle seeing him.
My whole life has been leading up to this moment. The time has come to reach my destiny!
Are you my mommy?
Hell no, I'm your Daddy you ungrateful son of a bitch! Now I hid money in your anus so bend over so I can retrieve it.
I've already found the money and given it away to my pirate lover. I also found your blue prints and sold them to Dr. Bluto.
Dr. Bluto my arch nemises! You bastard. However I was prepared for this, in 10 seconds your mothers circuits will shut down and she will die. I will then melt her down and wear her around my neck.

 

by crabby
11-14-01
I'll lead you to Dr. Bluto just don't melt her down.
As a precaution I'm still shuting her circuits down and I'll melt her when I get back.
Deal! Lets get going.
Lets go.
These blue prints for the Ultimate Man don't seem right.
I am the Ultimate Man!

 

by crabby
11-14-01
Heres the laboratory now I must flee.
Good luck to you Son. May all your dreams come true. I wish you the best.
I'm here to take back my blue prints Dr. Bluto.
I've already built your Ultimate man made love to him and then eaten his bones for power. You can take your blue prints fool.
You've beaten me again Dr. Bluto. I hate you!
Sigh, I will always love you kind sir!

 

by crabby
11-17-01

 

by crabby
11-17-01
So did you go see Harry Potter or what?
That piece of trash is to british. I'm waiting to go see Shallow Hal 2 starring Adrian Zmed.
Holy Shit Adrian Zmed is gonna be the star of Shallow Hal 2.
Hell yeah he's gonna be the fat bitch.
I hate you.
Beer makes time die.

 

by crabby
11-17-01
You are very sexy. I'd make love4 to you in a second. Do you take pictures cause I'd love to take some photos of you.
You don't have hands how do you operate a camera?
I'd hire a human to take the pictures for me.
We're in the middle of the ocean where are you gonna find a human?
I found you.
Touche.

 

by crabby
11-23-01
This is getting to be a little old don't you think? Maybe if we added a new character to the mix.
How about a dragon?
A friendly dragon to help bring in younger viewers?
No a surly dragon to drive even more people away!
Hello there surly dragon!
Go to hell.

 

by crabby
11-23-01
Hey there buddy are you and Linda coming over for the big game?
You know it Billy boy! I wouldn't miss it for the world. So are you gonna be making your famous Dill dip or what?
Of course. I know how much Linda loves it so I'm making a special batch just for her.
Great buddy I'm sure she'll love it. Well I'll see you tommorow for the big game pal.
Later that evening...........
This porno site is awesome this is gonna be my best dill dip ever!

 

by crabby
11-23-01
Hey buddy wheres Linda I made that Dill dip for her.
She was feeling a little under the weather pal. She told me to make sure I brought her some back.
You mean shes not coming.
No way man! Shes got the flu she didn't wanna ruin the game for us with her puking. Don't worry though I'll take some of the dip home to her.
It would really be a shame if the game got ruined for us huh pal.
Oh yeah that would suck good thing we don't have to worry about that.

 

by crabby
11-23-01
You got alot of nerve telling me Linda was gonna be here and now shes not. I made the dill dip especially for her.
You know what pal I don't like the tone of your voice. I already told you shes not coming. But don't worry I'll have her cuming plenty later.
Take it back don't say such horrible things.
What are you a moron. I'm leaving pal! SCREW YOU AND YOUR NASTY ASS DILL DIP!
Well it's gonna be real hard for you to leave after I bash your head in with this bat!
Huh?

 

by crabby
11-23-01
Hey Linda is Roger there? I thought he was coming over for the game.
You mean he's not there Billy! He left over two hours ago.
He never showed up. I thought you were coming with him? I made the dill dip you like so much.
Oh I'm not feeling very well so I didn't come. I didn't wanna ruin the game for you two. But I told Roger to make sure he brought me some of your dip.
Alright well if I hear from him I'll give you a call. Talk to you later Linda.
Bye Billy, call me as soon as you hear anything.

 

by crabby
11-23-01
3 days later........
No Linda I haven't heard anything new.
I'm really scared I don't know what to do. I called the police but they haven't been any help. I'm just so scared.
You know Linda you could come over here and I could maybe help you try to find him or something.
I don't really know what you could do to help but maybe you can help me go around questioning people if they've seen Roger. I'll be over in a little bit. Bye.
Hey Roger Linda's on her way over. Do you think your ashey remains could still make her cum. You were always such an asshole but now me and Linda can start a new life just me and her!

 

by crabby
11-23-01
Hey Linda glad you could make it. I still have some of that dill dip if you want some I know how much you like it.
Billy is that Rogers car in the drive way? Where is he?
Roger's car? In my drive way? I don't know what your talking about.
Thats his Jeep sitting in your drive way so where is he?
Linda I'm not going to lie to you Roger was here. But now he's not and I know for a fact that he's never coming back.
Why would Roger leave I don't understand. Why would he leave the Jeep he loved it and we were so happy together. I just don't understand.

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