All comics by darksoulexile

Profile

 

by darksoulexile
2-23-05
You cannot silence me!
Ok... you've pissed me off... Im telling on you!
Later
The leader of the syndicate has run away! This isn't the first time he ran away! Brandy was right! He sucks... What now?
Umm... Shalashaska?
Soon...
No one gets between me and my Catherine Bell dammit!

 

by darksoulexile
2-28-05
Well... well... well.. What do we have here?
What? Do I know you
You're not so bad when you're all preppy and stuff..
Huh?
You sneeze right now dammit! I wanna streetfight!
Mr. MISC! Help me!

 

by darksoulexile
2-28-05
Hey? Where's Aurashadow?
Don't you dare mention her name anymore... she doesn't exist!
Sheesh... im sorry... don't have to act like such an ass...
Im sorry.... SHALASHASKA!
Aaaaah!

 

by darksoulexile
2-28-05
Yeah... so what do you want?
You've been acting suspicious lately... is there something you're hiding?
No! Im not hiding anything... Jeez Catherine.. what would make you think that?
Who the hell is Catherine!
Um... no one... erm... uh... PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!
Oh... im going to hit you... im just going to beat you senseless...

 

by darksoulexile
2-28-05
Waah! No one understands me! No one understands what I go through everyday...
um... im sorry... I think?
Leave me alone! You don't understand me... I need to be alone... Im going to Hot Topic! Waaah!
What the hell are you talking about
Real World
Dude... that comic was sooo emo.

 

by darksoulexile
3-03-05
Outside MISC's house...
At dawn we storm MISC's house and take his things!
Gleekglorr! (Alright!)
Mwahahaha! Hahah! If I see that sucka.. im gonna bitchslap him!
*burp*
So... who we robbing again?
I dunno some loser named Mice or Meeske of something... by the looks of this house... he owns alot of crap..

 

by darksoulexile
3-03-05
Anti-Syndicate HQ
Hey... dude... I got a plan... we're going to take the spec ops guys and rob MISC... Right now!
Alright...wait... I can't go...
Why the hell not?
There's something very important that I have to do in five minutes...
5 MIN LATER
JAG!!! w00t w00t!
Im a better JAG Off. than you!

 

by darksoulexile
3-03-05
Back at anti-syndicate HQ
What swag did you guys get? I got MISC's JAG dvd box set...and a Catherine Bell love doll..
*hic* I found this beer... at least I think it was beer... it was yellow... and in the toilet.
I found mo' jewlery to put on my pimp cane!
Fhatcv Flooka Flort! (I found some steroids...)
Dude! I found this trash can... it feels just as comfortable as mine! It even has my initials on it...
Oh.. shit... I think we f'ed up...

 

by darksoulexile
3-03-05
This week on Syndicategrassi... the next generation..
I need more E! Gimme more E!
I think you've had too much!
Dark? What are you doing! OH MY GOD!
*pop*... I CAN EXPLAIN!
Syndicategrassi...It goes there... well not really... if it did... it would be a good show...
It seems like all the kids found out that they were too lame and killed themselves... wow.. didn't see that one coming..

 

by darksoulexile
3-04-05
Hi...My name is MISC...
and My name is Lin... we're here to warn you about a potentially dangerous disease..
It's called... "Liberalism"
WHAT! Dark! Turn off the camera! Im going to beat him senseless!
Technical Difficulties... Here's a picture of Jesus...
Go to church... you need it and deserve it....dammit.

 

by darksoulexile
3-08-05
I can't believe you ruined my plan... I hate you MISC! You will rue the day you stood against me...
Hmm.. that's new
Later
Hmm...
Later that night...
Mr. MISC... you still out here?
What the hell does rue mean?

 

by darksoulexile
3-08-05
Day 1
Day 30...
He'll show up sooner or later...
Dude... where the hell is he?

 

by darksoulexile
3-08-05
Hey Lin...
Hey Johnny W....Whassup!
Then...
Hey Lin...
Hi Brandy!
Hi Lin!
Get away from me you freak!

 

by darksoulexile
3-08-05
Hey baby...
Oh dark... you're so sexy...
Hey baby...
Oh dark... you're so manly...
Suddenly!
Hey! Wake up! The teacher's coming!
Damn! It was just getting good..

 

by darksoulexile
3-08-05
Fuzzy's School!
You have offended me buy pointing! We shall now fight!
Hey.... you don't be wantin to fight me! Im from Texas too... You ain't the only one who reads at a 3rd grade level! This whole state does too!!
ROBOFREAKOUT! ROBOFREAKOUT! ROBOFREAKOUT! ROBOFREAKOUT! GRAB ALL YOUR MONKEYS CAUSE IT'S A ROBOFREAKOUT!
Hyah! Take this you guy who pointed at me!
Arrgh! Aurashadow... NOOO!
What the hell was that? Why was I informed to grab my monkeys?
Dude... I feel violated...

 

by darksoulexile
3-08-05
Hi!
Move it... dork.
That wasn't very nice... ah..ahh.. *ACHOO!*
That's gross... eww...
Soon Afterward...
MWAHAHAHA! NOW I SHALL BE THE PROM QUEEN! ALL WHO STAND BEFORE ME WILL PERISH!
Hi Liz! I see you've adjusted to highschool life very quickly...

 

by darksoulexile
3-10-05
Ahh.. Im so glad to be back in school... Time for me to get into the mood..
Oh god... what does you want?
Hiya!
Shh.. get away... Im pretending to be cool so I can meet new people..
You don't need to cool to have "FRIENDS"... TIME FOR A SINGALONG! la la la la la!

 

by darksoulexile
3-14-05
Syndicate Fund Raiser
Wow Dark... Can you believe how far we've come... and we can go even further....
Only if you send the Syndicate your money... We need your money.. Now lets watch Daughterofhell perform her favorite songs.
"If I was invisible..."
Well... after her riveting performance.. everyone called in and retracted their donation....
What the hell do you mean by everyone? Your mom was the only one gave us a donation...

 

by darksoulexile
3-14-05
Fund Raiser...
Well.. while MISC goes and tries to get his mom to send back her donation... Lin will take over
Yeah... and we still need your money... Aurashadow is watching the phone..
Im watching you phone...
So... um.. did you donate?
Hell no... I gotta have gas money.

 

by darksoulexile
3-14-05
Rund Faiser
Im joined here by pirate...
Arrgh... we be havin' someone on the phone... arrgh..
Hello?
Hi! How are you doing MISC sweetie? Why don't you call me anymore?
Well... I've been meaning too but... y'know.. the fund raiser...
Oh yeah... You need to button your fly... if you don't people will call in thinking you're trying to sell hotdogs... heehee.. see ya later.

 

by darksoulexile
3-14-05
Rhymes with "Dund Baiser"
Don't say a word about that phone call.
Arrgh... *snicker*... So cute... *ahem* we have another call for you MISC
Hello caller!
*snicker* Can I buy some... *giggle* (shh.. shut up lin.. he'll hear you).. can I buy some hotdogs? ... BWAHAHAHA
Dark... I can see you on your cell phone making the call from the side of the stage with Lin
Oh.. wait... hold on a sec.. ok... can you see us now? Ok.. good... BWAHAHAHA

 

by darksoulexile
3-14-05
Back to the fund raiser...
Yeah! Bitches! We be needing yo motherfuckin money! Don't be holdin' out on the syndicate! We'll kill yo ass!
Such language... tsk tsk... Please don't use words like that
Shut the fuck up you weak bitch! I'll beat yo ass!
You made me do this!
Later
With every donation now... you get a package of deer meat... while supplies or the deer lasts...

 

by darksoulexile
3-14-05
C'mon... you know what this is...
Since no one wants to donate... we decided to send Liz... or Elizabeth the Conquerer to collect donations...
Ouch... that's harsh...
Outside
You shall give you treasures to the Syndicate or taste the steel of my sword...
Dude... I don't believe in money man..
Fund Raiser.. to the extreme!
So.. what have you collected Elizabeth?
I have collected the heads of the foolish ones who chose not to donate!

 

by darksoulexile
3-14-05
Ok... Im pissed off now... on one wants to donate... time for desperate measures. send out... the Fuzzy
No... not that! Please.. we don't need money that bad... just please.. not the Fuzzy...
Dammit! I'm your leader... Do what I say...
God help us all..
Later
Money money money money money money money....
For the love of god... i'll donate! Just please leave me alone!

 

by darksoulexile
3-15-05
Now we shall count our gains!
Ok... it says here... we have collected $20... four human heads... and a restraining order against Aurashadow
Yes! The Syndicate shall rise with our great wealth.
Actually... we're deeper in the hole than when we started... telethons aren't cheap y'know.
Anyway... It calls for a feast! I shall hunt the one with the ears of a kitten... then we shall eat like royalty!
Lin... you should hide now... and GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

 

by darksoulexile
3-21-05
What happens when you take a semi-psycho leader.. and leave him with a baby?
Wait... you eat don't you?
Goo Goo..
Shut the fuck up you baby! Im trying to sleep!
WAAAAH! WAAAAH!
Syndicate Baby! Only on FOX
Ok.. im going to leave you here and go to the um... movies.. no.. store.. no... Mexico... Yeah... Mexico
Goo Goo..

 

by darksoulexile
3-21-05
This week on Radio Free Syndicate
Yeah! This is RFS! We are teens looking for a way to annoy and bore you with our lives! WHOO!
Dammit! My mom locked me in the bathroom this month... *whine* *whine* *complain*
Only on the-N... it might go there too... but I don't watch this show... it sucks.
You're under arrest for having a pirate radio station and annoying the hell out of me... Man... they are going to beat your ass in jail... they hate you too..
Oh Noes! I was going to go to Hot Topic today....

 

by darksoulexile
3-21-05
Will you go on a mystical adventure to save my people?
Yeah... I guess... Are there going to be cookies? I like cookies! COOKIES! YAY! COOKIES!
If you want to get past me you're gonna have to *censored* me while I watch you *censored* on my *censored* while we *censored* in a pool of jello. Got it?
Hmm.. lemme think
Hey I thought you were on a mystical adventure?
Fuck that... I quit... save your own damn people... crazy ass demon.. *mumble* *mumble*

 

by darksoulexile
3-21-05
Im a little asian girl...
Me too!
But Im better...
You wish... prove it bitch....
Sorry....
Never again...
You got served BITCH!

 

by darksoulexile
3-24-05
So... We still got that 20 bucks from the telethon... whaddya wanna do?
I know! Lets go to Hooters! GUYS NIGHT OUT!
I'll invite aurashadow!
Aw... man... that's wrong...
Fine then... I'll invite daughterofhell too...
ALRIGHT! GUYS NIGHT OUT! WAHOO!

 

by darksoulexile
3-24-05
Aura's house
Hey... You wanna go to Hooters?
No... I don't want to go to Hooters you pervert!
But! It's a Syndicate meeting! You gotta go!
Get out! You perv!
Later
*sniff* Why would you want to go there with me! You don't need those skanks! Im your one and only!

 

by darksoulexile
3-28-05
Misc... Aura... Lin... Liz... That other chick who dresses like a witch... they're all dead...
*sigh*
In fact... Im the only person left on earth... What can I do now?
*sigh*
Hehehe...
Welcome to sexyhentaigirls.com!

 

by darksoulexile
3-28-05
A long time ago?
Ain't this great! We finally got some time to hang out...
Yeah... it really is...
So... Whaddya wanna do?
What? You don't know what you want to do? Why the hell did you bring me out here?
I dunno... We better find something to do... I told my mom to pick us up in five hours...
You are so pathetic...

 

by darksoulexile
3-28-05
Later
Wow... can you believe it? We saved an entire village... stopped an evil emperor and balanced their taxes!
Wow... that was intense... I didn't know you could use a flamethrower... We better hurry back and wait for your mom... So... how much time do we have left?
Lemme see... She dropped us off at 2:00...
It is now.... 2:10
What? How? It's not possible?!

 

by darksoulexile
3-28-05
Laterer...
Whew... i'm pooped...
Ok... We climbed those mountains in the background... Mined for gold... and hunted the chupacabra... so... we've wasted enough time... your mom should be here.
I guess so... it took a long time...
You damn straight!
My watch says that it is exactly... 2:45
What!? NO! It can't be!

 

by darksoulexile
3-28-05
later
What time is it?
2:50
much later
Now what time is it?
2:55
soon
What time is it now?
2:30

 

by darksoulexile
3-28-05
What the hell is going on? Nothing has changed!
Wow... now it's 1:00... boy this place is kooky.
GAH! Screw this... Im leaving... i'll hitchike...
hmm? that's weird...
3 secs later..
Hey Lin... it's 5:00 and my mom is here...Lin? Where'd she go?

 

by darksoulexile
3-28-05
Huh? I wonder who this could be?
*RING RING*
Hello?
Grr! BARK BARK! Arf!
What do you want Brandy? Im busy...
Bark bark!

 

by darksoulexile
3-29-05
We feel that the little *censored* named Darksoulexile has been portraying us in an unfavorable view...
He makes us seem like psychotic... demented... scheming... annoying little girls....
But...in fact... we are not... only Aura is... the rest of us are quite normal... well I think so... There was that time when I wanted to hurt that...
*ahem* Like we were saying... don't take everything you read seriously...
It can have dangerous consequences... like when we find you and beat you senseless.... do you agree Brandy?
Arf!

 

by darksoulexile
3-29-05
Ok... ok... alot of you have been wondering... what is hentai? I've made quite a few jokes about it... you see... it's...well... just google it.
Huh? What! You can't tell people to google hentai! If they do... you'll get in trouble..
Fine then... don't google it... it's baaaad! Very bad...
C'mon... now you know they're gonna do it... just watch this short movie... god... I swear this is worse than tubgirl...
to be continued...
You had a movie?
Yeah... I took it out of your collection...

 

by darksoulexile
3-29-05
The movie...
Oh... look... it's a tentacle... and I am a lonely girl out here in the middle of ... a spaceship?
Graaaah!
*tee hee* not so hard... Hey! Don't put that there!
oh... sorry...
Dude! That movie is F-ing classic! I've been looking for it for a month!
Dude... you're sick... just really sick...

 

by darksoulexile
3-29-05
Hey Lin... how are you? I see that we don't really get to talk much...
Yeah... I've been busy... y'know... with syndicate stuff...
Oh... so.. you're saying that you're too busy to talk to a friend? What? You don't like me? Is it because im not pretty like you? Well im sorry if everyone can't be like you... *waaaah!*
What? I've been busy! Why the hell are you acting like that? Are you crazy? I'm going to have to beat some sense into you...
Later...
It happened again huh? Im surprised he's still alive...
Yeah... well he had it coming...

 

by darksoulexile
3-29-05
soon...
Well... im glad to be back out of the hospital...
Well... im sorry I did that... I didn't mean it...
You damn well better be sorry... If you were Catherine Bell I wouldn't have to visit the hospital so often...
Grr....
Later...
Again?
Sorry... i lost control...

 

by darksoulexile
4-08-05
Damn it... this makes no sense! How many times do I have to say it to you before it gets through your thick skull...
If you were more like Micheal Vartan I would actually feel like doing your stupid assignments!
More like who? I know you didn't just bring him up... Im going to beat you senseless..
hehehe...
ahem..
oh shit... im going back to jail for that comment...

 

by darksoulexile
4-08-05
Ahh! My life is soo great! The sky is great... the tree is great and the flowers are great... just like me!
Hello there Mr. Squirrel... How are you today?!
Im great! Just like you!
elsewhere
You know how long aurashadow's gonna be in that coma?
I dunno... I hit her with that brick pretty hard...

 

by darksoulexile
4-08-05
Ok.. im here MISC... what do you want..
Well... I think someone in the syndicate is a spy... i want you to investigate. So.. um.. you like my camoflage?
Yeah... sure... no one would ever suspect a Christmas tree in April...
Damn straight! Now... you better get going... someone is coming...
I MUST CUT DOWN THE TREE! I MUST DO IT FOR LIN! LIN WANTS A NEW BARN!
Oh god! I can't find the zipper!

 

by darksoulexile
4-08-05
What do you want Mr. trashcan man!
Could you drag me to the hospital... I had a bad.. christmas tree costume accident...
Nah.. you'll be okay... Like my dad always says: Stop being a bitch and walk it off...
Ok... first off.. Your dad is an idiot... secondly... im missing a foot... thirdly... this trashcan is starting to become filled with my blood...
Stop being a bitch and walk it off! Hee hee...
As soon as I regain conciousness... im killing all 3 of you bastards...

 

by darksoulexile
4-13-05
Hey Lin... you need to be careful... someone is trying to take out the syndicate...
Is it the anti-syndicate?
Nah... this is coming from inside the syndicate...
Really? This is horrible
I'll be on the lookout Dark... nothing get by Lin!
He knows too much... KILL HIM! KILL HIM UNTIL HE DIES!

 

by darksoulexile
4-13-05
Excuse me sir... but I need access to your building...
Umm... go straight to the back
I was just back there... you don't have a trashcan accessable ramp...
A what? Are you kidding me?
Dammit! It's always like this... I lost my foot defending your ass until I could take over... I demand some respect! Get me the news media! I want to bitch about this!
I really don't need this shit now...

 

by darksoulexile
4-13-05
THE REDNAL FACTOR!
So.. MISC... what are you bitching about today..
I was oppressed... I did not get my reparations for losing my foot! I need a trashcan accessible ramp...
Shut up...no you don't... Im right... you're wrong... the end!
What the hell! You cant say that to me! Im handicapped...
Yes I can... this is my show.. you are just an overacting nut... Next on the Rednal Factor... Should Darksoulexile wear pants? We find out after this commericial break!
bitch....

Showing page 4.

« Previous Next »