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by darthkorn
12-02-05
And Now Reporting From the Scene, Guy who refuses to wear overclothing.
Thanks Tom.
I'm Standing at the very Bar where George Bush is getting in a drunken bar Brawl with a man who challeged his Authority.
The man apperently claimed that his speeches defending the Iraq war are TIRED, CLICHE AND REPETETIVE.

 

by darthkorn
3-11-06
OH, MY FUCKING GOD. IT'S PHIL COLLINS. GET THE FUCKING SHOTGUN.
OH SHIT. PHIL COLLINS, AS IN THE "I RUINED GENESIS AND MADE IT AN R&B GROUP" PHIL COLLINS!?
Exactly.
I'll get the fucking AK's.

 

by darthkorn
7-22-06
XZOMGX!!!! I GOTZ FARTY PANTS!!!! FBBBBBBBTTT!!!!
OH NOZ I JUST GOT FUCKED UP THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MAH GOD AN ALIEN IT'S GONNA GIVE ME PROBE!!!

 

Wait, I think I just completely forgot about the story line I was writing and got lost in a massive tangent... I was going to the RIAA or something and Tobor was stalking me...
by darthkorn, 7-22-06

 

by darthkorn
7-27-06
Sir, Open Up. This is the FBI. We have a few Questions to ask of you.
Your Buddies at the Gym reported to us that you've been thinking for yourself. Basically realizing that the War in Iraq is wrong, ETC. And I'm sorry But we can't tolerate that.
Sir, You are trampling On my rights as a United States Citizen, Sir!

 

by darthkorn
7-27-06
What the hell is he saying? I can't understand a word... it must be some sort of Arabic!
Sir, You are a Terrorist. You Are judge so with out Judge, Jury, Or common sense. come with us sir.
Sir, I Am No Terrorist, I am A Mutherfucking White Man American, Born Wtih The rights The constitution gave me!!
"Rights"? What the hell does that mean? "Rights" must be Arabic for "Dirty Bomb"!
And Constitution must be mean "I'm gonna blow you all ups with its!!!!!" OMFG OHNOZ!!! DOGTACKLE HIM!!!!

 

This just in... According to Government Research Labs, Thinking for your self, Causes Cancer. Apperently, A way to prevent A Tumor, is to live in Constant Fear.
by darthkorn, 7-27-06

 

by darthkorn
6-15-07
I'm on the Highway to Hell!!!
I'M ON THE HIGH WAY TO HELLLLLLLL!!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!l STOP SINGING! THERE'S GOING TO BE NO SIGNING IN MY HOUSE!!! EXCEPT FOR ME!
Yes Dear...

 

Heh...
by darthkorn, 6-15-07

 

by darthkorn
6-15-07
Part 1: There A bit Morose...
Uh hey man, I'm Brooke. You must be...
Loneliness. Lonliness Embodied. Deep Dark, Painful Loniless. Knowing me will only drag you down into th-
Uh, Okay, Right, Nice To meet you too. Uh... Moving on...

 

by darthkorn
6-15-07
Man, I can't believe Brooke Went off and moved in with his fiance AND his In-Laws at the age of fucking 18!
Yeah! Even I wouldn't Do that!!
Wait, Since when could you actually really talk?
Brooke Being Stupid has made intelligent ...
...
...By Some Logic..

 

by darthkorn
6-15-07
"Brooke Being Stupid Made Intelligent."...?
God, I am NOT on today...
I'll blame it on this fucking weather.

 

by darthkorn
6-17-07
ROUND ONE, FIGHT!!!
*PHHRT*
PWNED!!!!

 

by darthkorn
7-05-07
ok go
Fag!
Cigerrette!
Fag!
Cigerrette!
ok shut up
Fag!
Cigerrette!

 

by darthkorn
7-08-07
What did a tree ever do for ME? Or For Any one for that matter? ...Besides... Making me money... Excuse me.
*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!*
I think everyone should cut down a tree. Lots of trees. Everywhere they see a tree, cut it down like the devil itself. Because being a lumberjack is fun.

 

ROUND ONE, FIG-
No. The Toilet wins by common sense... We're not going to go there.
by darthkorn, 11-08-07

 

by darthkorn
11-08-07
I SAID N-
ROUND ONE, FIGHT!!!
TOILET!!!
KETTLE POT!!!
TOILET!!!
KETTLE POT!!!

 

Heh, That's a given........... Steve Jobs.
by darthkorn, 11-08-07

 

by darthkorn
11-08-07
OH COME ON, DO WE REALLY NEED TO GO TRHOUGH WITH TH-
ROUND ONE, FIGHT!!!
LEOPARD!!
VISTA!!!
LEOPARD!!!
VISTA!!!

 

by darthkorn
11-09-07
Oh no, I'm not even going to say any thing now at this poi-
ROUND ONE, FIGHT!!!
TAPE!!!
PUBI-
....wow...
Done.... And By the way, It's tape.

 

by darthkorn
12-20-07
YEEEEEE!!! DIS IS GONNA BE OFF TA HIZZITE MMOTHERFUCKER YEA BOI YE- No, Seriously, Just Stop. Now.
*FART*
*Even Larger Fart*
*An Even Larger Fart extends from his anus. Leading him in the fight.*
*Some What Inferior flatulance.*

 

by darthkorn
2-25-10
Penis! Penis penis PENIS!! Pen-
OH NO WAIT
Vagina! Vagina Vagina VAGINA!!!

 

by darthkorn
12-27-10
Wait, Wait, Wait... there's some many clever things I could do with this that could pertain to my personal life FROM THE PAST 3 YEARS it isn't even funny...
YES!!! L__ is gone from my heart forever! Go fuck your self Limerence!
I could do better... But that was midly cathartic... What should I do next? I mean, it's an explosion with a FUCKING ERASER.
I'M WASTING A GREAT OPPORTUNITY HERE. GODDAMN I HAVE NO MORE IDEAS SHITFUCKTITTIES.

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