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by drawinger
11-05-05
I love you, Collin...
...and I do like your romance...
...but when you touch me sexuly, it hurts.

 

Ha!! Take that terrorists!! That'll blow 'em up, huh Phillip? Phillip?
Somehow, I think nuking Florida won't do much for homeland security...
by drawinger, 11-05-05

 

by drawinger
11-05-05
hmmm lets think shoud i give a gay stipud pirat my muney
how about yes then i wont kill you
oh look the polise our behind us hay cop look a pirat is triing to kill me
no im not im a good parsen
oh yah well hears a test too see if thats true
agh it hurts ill get you

 

by drawinger
11-05-05
Ahh...fix-it man! The leak is right here.
OK!
I'll be back soon!
Right!
NO WAY! You DID it?
When that hammer hits the board, I'll be FAR from the land mine!

 

Just a bit more...
by drawinger, 11-05-05

 

by drawinger
11-05-05
Dear Mr.Chicken, I hate your show, I hate your news, I hate your jokes, I hate your investigative reports...
I hate your fasion updates, I hate your alternitive media swing, I hate your Hot List, I hate your letter spot, and I hate your theme song. Hate, Derick K.
To Derick K : I'm glad you don't hate ME.

 

But blacks are great, really!! Look at Dave Chappel! Wait, he sucks!! I mean, he's all "Wacky bitches" That's not funny!! HAHAHA! oh, well, at least we whites are here to help them!! You understand?
That's it, I'm going home.
by drawinger, 11-05-05

 

by drawinger
11-05-05
hey do you want too smoke me
i dont smoke to bad now get away from me or ill kill you
oh but i think you do want too smoke me
get out of my way now or ill kill you
your under arest for killing a ciggaret
but i told him id kill him ofiser

 

by drawinger
11-05-05
i dont care what you saed your going to jale
how abowt i do you a favore
thats not rite your duble under arest
oh yea die
It's aliens time!
Those Retard Comics aren't very funny, are they?
No. Say, wanna play checkers?

 

Hit? Where?
by drawinger, 11-05-05

 

Hide eggs and give candy? Try doing something GOOD, Bunny!
Damn it Kringle, I'll get you someday.
by drawinger, 11-05-05

 

The random comic button won't even give us a good layout.
That's it, I'm going home.
by drawinger, 11-06-05

 

by drawinger
11-06-05
Welcome to Arby's, what would you like?
Actully, I'd like to complain.
OHGODOHGOD! This hasn't happen before!!
You just mixed up an order...
*BRING* COMPLAINT!! *BRING*
MANAGER! SOMEONE HAS A...CoMpLaInT!! ICK!...The Panic Button? Okay...
Hooo-boy...

 

Hi.
Llama.
by drawinger, 11-06-05

 

by drawinger
11-07-05
Quick question.
Yes?
Why do we look exactly the same?
The guy who drew us made only one variation.
It's creepy.
Why, yes, it is. Next: a Retard Comic!!

 

by drawinger
11-07-05
woud you like to by a cooky
no i want to kill you
yea geuss what
oh yea what
im a robot
agh this hurts

 

by drawinger
11-07-05
I surender!
Now, proclaim our exellece.
Robots are the best!!
Now, show us your penis!
What the fuck??
I've had a long week, now do it!

 

by drawinger
11-07-05
Whatcha doin'?
Robbing a bank.
Why?
Well, I have enough money... It's not a bet... see, kid... It's like...
Damn.

 

by drawinger
11-07-05
Amishman! Quick, to the Pigmobile!
I threw it out.
WHAT??
I guess I didn't feel like going to Hell for using electricity.
Okay, now what?
I have a horse a buggy. Two horsepower

 

by drawinger
11-07-05
Amishman, we must get to the top of Evil Mountain.
Sorry, the horses can't climb mountains.
Oh, GREAT. Now what?
......
I CAN'T HOLD THIS PROVISION PACK MUCH LONGER!!
Hurry up, we'll get old at this rate.

 

by drawinger
11-07-05
Welcome to SC News. Today a doctor denied botching surgry...
He said, Quote "If the patient is dead, it's not really MY fault" Unquote.
Next: Asian Girs attempt suicide.

 

by drawinger
11-08-05
Alright, we know you're in there!
You've got me...
WTF?!!!
Footear Blast!!
What did that do?
Um...nothing. I thought you might be a hypochondriac. It was worth a shot.

 

by drawinger
11-08-05
I'm developing a real Geico lizard!!
Hahahaha!!
*HISSSS*
SOMETHING HAS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG!!! NOOOO!!
Wanna come to poker night? Lotsa beer, lotsa girls, lotsa laughs!!

 

by drawinger
11-10-05
I'm a llama.
Why do you look like a human?
Did the great llama tell you to question me?
WOOT!! WOOT!!

 

by drawinger
11-10-05
Nigger.
Undead.
WAAAHH!!!!

 

by drawinger
11-11-05
Mr.Collin, you claim to hate Chinese.
That's right.
But aren't you, in fact, gay?
Yes...?
Arrest the fag!!

 

by drawinger
11-11-05
Mom!! I'm home!!
???
He's out there...NOW!
Die! Teach you to be a cripple...

 

by drawinger
11-12-05
Trick or Molest.
Molest? Well__I__ I've never__

 

by drawinger
11-12-05
Son, I make peanut butter. You'a help your pappy!
I HATE YOU I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN!!!!
I this, I that, It's'a always about you, isn't it?

 

by drawinger
11-12-05
Stripcreator 2: Revenge of the Ratings ROCKS!!
I don't get it.
You make comics, people try to rate you bad, and you rate them bad!
Isn't this a rip-off of BigEvilDan's comic?
There's only so many jokes I can think of.

 

by drawinger
11-12-05
Hey, you're cute.
Really?
Yea!!
Really? Truly? You mean it? REALLY? Really really really really really?
NO!! NOW SHUT UP!!!!

 

Dude, you look more wasted than me!! What's your secret?
Peanut Butter and Whisky, my good man.
by drawinger, 11-12-05

 

This movie sucks.
It's peanut butter pal! Howdy!!
by drawinger, 11-12-05

 

by drawinger
11-12-05
Don't look at my balls, please.

 

What the fuck? Peanut Butter?
Someone parked next to the highdrent, and Bill brought a snack along.
by drawinger, 11-13-05

 

Shouldn't that be pointing the other way?
I KNEW there was SOMETHING!
by drawinger, 11-13-05

 

You're my new boss?
What's wrong with that? Should I call Donald Trump?
by drawinger, 11-13-05

 

by drawinger
11-13-05
This is the police!
Why are you wearing a bunny costume?
It's wear your PJs to work day.

 

But...peanut butter is the only thing I can digest!
Hand it over, Gran!!!!!
by drawinger, 11-13-05

 

by drawinger
11-13-05
We'll have that cancer in a sec.
The pain is unbearable.
Just a minute...
I think I'm going to die.
Well, a few transplants made it right! We sealed your mouth to avoid lawsuits.
MMMPH!!Hrmmb Knttk mphergh!!

 

by drawinger
11-13-05
Yo I'll tell you what I want what I really really want!
Yes?
Oh, I hate you.

 

by drawinger
11-13-05
Bake a cake of love!
With rainbows and sunshine!
Buy me a white dove!
Carrying Viagra if you please!
Say what?

 

by drawinger
11-13-05
Losersaywhut?
Losersaywhut?
Homosaywhut?
MJsaywhut?
Same difference.

 

by drawinger
11-15-05
You die now!!!
Ha, there's not enough room for that in this panel!!!
How about this panel?
Nope.
Well, how about this one?
What do you think??

 

by drawinger
11-15-05
Well, this is odd.
I will finish you once and for all!!
We haven't met before.
Really? You sure??
Fairly sure, yes.
Oops.

 

by drawinger
11-15-05
Stop there!!
I'm a fireman.
Then BURN! Hahahaha!!
Sorry, we're starting over, that joke wasn't funny.
Awww, man.
Stop wasting diolouge space.

 

by drawinger
11-15-05
Good day, sir.
Ahh! It's wigudonkey1-1
What?
That's your name.
.....
C'mon!

 

by drawinger
11-15-05
So I say, "Well, you humans weren't gonna bring about the apocalypse by yourselves!"
HAHAHA!!
HAHAHAHA! HA!!
It's funny because it's wrong!
hehheh!

 

by drawinger
11-15-05
Why are you...??
Nailing my head?
Yes, that.
Oh, no, he's dead!!

 

by drawinger
11-15-05
Choose two charecters.
[Witty remark]
[Angry reply]
[Obscene coment on zombie genitals]
[Pause]
[Borderline unfunny retort]

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