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by et_ta_v
10-26-03
Understanding WORK
Hi! I'm an MQR!
Hi, i'm middle managment.
Comprehension dawns...
Soooo....How much cheese do i get?
You will be rewarded points for logging in and out...you can buy your cheese with that

 

by et_ta_v
10-27-03
Kind Help
..so i have to find new home for my cats, i'm going to really miss them. I don't know what to do. Can you help?
Oh! yeah! of COURSE.....i LOVE cats, it would be my plesure! i will find them a home!
SEARCH: How to skin a cat
For Dinner
a new home..IN MY BELLY

 

by et_ta_v
10-27-03
J shweet gets an explaination
...and so that's what i mean by "connections"...but i told you if you found out, i would have to give you amnisia..READY?
Ha ha ha! Can't you just give me Beaver?...Ha ha---- FUCK, your not kidding!
***ZOOOOM!***
*Picks up frying pan* Ready? heh
GOTHCA !
.....*BANG** BANG** CLANG**!....
OOooooOooo......

 

by et_ta_v
10-27-03
I meet my prince again
Hey, sexmuffin
take me home
best sex EVER
YES YES YES!!DAMN IT! you are AMAZING....
oOOh! ooOH! yesyesyes...
Todd turns into a toad
..so, you see, we won't work becuase i dont feel how i want to feel when i'm in love, and i inteupt you .....I would never interupt you if it were working...
BUT IT HAS ONLY BEEN TWO WEEKS...WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP INTERUPTING ME????

 

by et_ta_v
10-28-03
There's really nothing worse
Then the morning after
When he relizes your not perfect (gasp! that won't do!) and you relize this won't, as a result, go anywhere

 

by et_ta_v
11-01-03
Tonight we will be giving some tips on "Safe Trick Or Treating"
Make surew your children are wearing bright color clothing and stay away from masks.....
Alo beware pumpkins...don't use open flames children could walk over and catch on fire....

 

by et_ta_v
11-01-03
(child walks over flame)
Have fun, kids, and remember..BE Safe!!!!
Or, don't have Slow, fat and stupid children...

 

by et_ta_v
11-01-03
(child walks over flame)
Have fun, kids, and remember..BE Safe!!!!
Or, don't have Slow, fat and stupid children...

 

by et_ta_v
11-02-03
1 pm......Sunday
"Benji, Bad Dog!...i don't know whats come over him..."
i'll just leave in a sec
an hour later...
"Benji, you saved us! what a hero! good dog!"
*tears up**...I MEANT to leave...
Another day, eaten up by T.V.
"Get a life, Etta"

 

by et_ta_v
11-02-03
huge zits
granny underware
The reasons i am insane
missing socks

 

by et_ta_v
11-05-03
Katy Konversation
We're so hot, it's so cool....
Yeah...Damn it!
What's wrong, etta?
weeell....i just relized the holidays are coming up, i'm gonna be SO depressed!
????????????????????...
but that's not for another two monthes, almost!!
yeah...But it just THERE...like a someday approaching....

 

by et_ta_v
11-08-03
Maybe the reason that girl is such a bitch is becuase she has to sit next to YOU each night.....
Shut up, Len.
Who are you talking to? I'm over here!
what....Then who the hell was that that called me a bitch...???
I don't know but it's got to be true if somone secounds my opinion...I mean...

 

by et_ta_v
11-08-03
As Warm As A Cat
That's why i love my computer...It won't leave me
I Want Love...
Popcorns too salty compared to love
Sexified
I would shag me

 

by et_ta_v
11-10-03
Saturday's Movie Shoot
So, you sure are in this movie a lot, huh?
yeah, me and what will be 2 secounds once they edit. WHOOPIE!
Yeah, i know why i got camra time...
well.....the guys DID say ONE thing...
Yeah, what's that?
My First "Underwear Role"!!!
They think your Tits are good actors!
!!!!!!!!

 

by et_ta_v
11-10-03
MONKEYS
MONKEYS
MONKEYS

 

by et_ta_v
11-12-03
la la la la la
**rustle**rustle *rustle*
APPROVE

 

by et_ta_v
11-12-03
reunion
*kiss kiss kiss*
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Wait a Minute....
uh oh.....
YOU just want brown babies!!!
Caught!

 

by et_ta_v
11-12-03
Hi. Just thought i would get you out here, ...Where the grass is green, and the sky is blue...To tell you about that last comic.
See, us White, Plain potatoes girls have a joke...about "brown boys"....and how we all want to end up with them, so we can say our pathetic, euopean DNA finally did some good, by making a cute kid...
...JUST so you know.

 

by et_ta_v
11-16-03
Old People Take Fucking Forever, Don't They???

 

by et_ta_v
11-16-03
Where am I?
Old People. They Put The Funny In "Funny Smelling"
I was getting peanut butter, i was going to make ...oh, i forget

 

by et_ta_v
11-17-03
Love is in the Air...
Ahhh....Downtown smells like Venice, in the Spring...
What's wrong with YOU?
!!!!!!!!!
You find another boy-sexbot???

 

by et_ta_v
11-17-03
So, what's up, Duke?
I'm in love.....
Grrrr................

 

by et_ta_v
11-17-03
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! just shhhhhhhhhhhhh! already. i mean god would you just SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
hmmm..Oh, Really?
la..dee dum...

 

by et_ta_v
11-17-03
J shweet on his way to the kitchen....
la, la la, on my way......
RAAAAW! TOBAR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!!!
3 hours later.....
*cries* "I'm sorry, etta..i willl never tell you to shut up again....
TOBAR HAS TAUGHT LESSON!
SWEET STRIPCREATOR REVENGE
My Ass Hurts
I tell you, man..She's fucking crazy.

 

by et_ta_v
11-17-03
J Shweet MUST DIE
Oh, no, the pain....
DIE
Again? wait, WHERE are you stabbi- OW! OW !....
And then we'll #### his corpse :-)
But i already got killed twice, already....
Bend over

 

by et_ta_v
11-22-03
Mooo!
Mooo!
mooo?

 

by et_ta_v
12-03-03
A Few Things That Really Bother, I Bet You Never Thought Of
The place on a paper towel dispenser everyone else has touched
The Fact That The Person You Dislike At Work Has Sat On The Same Seat(s) As You
A Few Things That Really Bother, I Bet You Never Thought Of
Most People Belive It If It's On T.V.
most people only skim what they read
A Few Things That Really Bother, I Bet You Never Thought Of
How do they make straws?
Micky Dee's Fries STILL Taste Like LARD

 

by et_ta_v
12-16-03
Think i'll have some fun On the Tracks
I'm So Elecrirfieied
I'm So Dead

 

by et_ta_v
12-16-03
Ah, the raspy voice on my cell phone, missed calls, Lonely nights spend wishing
The Fear I have of abandonment, of failure, of losing my friend
The Interview answers full of snide goodness suddenly turned on the old friend
*SOB*

 

by et_ta_v
12-25-03
Hmmm...So hard to Read...
So Hard To Communicate
What Are You Doing, Over There??

 

by et_ta_v
12-27-03
Meeh! What IS that?
There is actully something POKING MY ANUS!
*reaches down*.........OMG! There was a Bobby Pin in my underware!

 

by et_ta_v
1-06-04
Fuck love......
we;re all gonna die, anyway

 

by et_ta_v
2-01-04
Dennis comes to see Etta
I wish i had called that sexy boy... i bet it would be more fun then this
Hey, lets argue about how silly i am again, or we could go drive some more!
"I expect sex, because we've been e-mailing and cuddled before..."
*Yawn*
Shall i take off my pants, again?
J Shweet has other plans
HI! (hope i don't sound to desperate to see him..)How you doin? wanna go do something? (please, please, please)?
meh.....Oh, look! another girl to talk to (wanders off)

 

by et_ta_v
2-04-04
HEEEEEEEEY, BABY,......NICE KNOCKERS!
What is he, God's gift?......JESUS
..And Now, GOD'S GIFT......
JESUS!
dad, why hast thou forsaken me? (to bad PUNS????)

 

by et_ta_v
2-04-04
I see him on Davie
So cute...
I see him on a sidestreet downtown
Why am i dating David, again?
Then he goes to my Bank and sees me, And i can't say hi
lips stuck together...Heart..going...to....explode....in....chest...

 

by et_ta_v
2-04-04
BANK
*Drool*
BANK
must say say something must say something mustsaysomethingmust...say...ARG!
DENMAN STREET
MYGOD! eeek....

 

by et_ta_v
2-10-04
**Eats Sunday**
So... have this feeling like my life is really odd, you know, like, my Reality, EVERYONES reality isent even based on each others......well, that it doesent matter what others think or do....
Interesting. You know, people really are capable of only nine realitys, or ways of life...according to D & D law...
*what a dork*
....Choatic good, N Evil, Lawful evil, .......
*I mention i think life is choas and Jeremy goes off on D &D..he needs.....help

 

by et_ta_v
2-11-04
Bank boy, Bank boy, Bank boy......
Bank boy, Bank boy, Bank boy......
eeep!

 

by et_ta_v
2-12-04
If you hit that pussy
you ain't gonna "Hit that pussy"
moew
ANYMORE!
Moral of the story:
meeer-ow?
Yes, Adrian, All men are bad apples ////////////(or, at least, the ones who are interested in ME)

 

by et_ta_v
2-12-04
Henry Ford And Hitler
Both Make Great cars
Both Rasist Fuckheads
What gives?
must have been all the crash tests with real, live Jews

 

by et_ta_v
2-15-04
What a wonderful day...and here i am, off to the bank
Oh No! he's going to be there....eeeek, i can always tell
Okay, Knees! get ready to be Jello!

 

by et_ta_v
2-15-04
Friends Say: If you don't talk to him next time you see him, we will know, & strangle you!!!
Eeeep! i was RIGHT! what do i SAY? gotta...say...somthing...gottasaysomethinggottasaysomethinggottasaysomething...

 

by et_ta_v
2-15-04
I await by the door, trying to look like it's an after thought ...
Oh dearohdearohdear, WHAT am i doing?
AH! The Freak! she's going to attack! (**covers groin**)
Moronic babble
HI! you..might not...remember me...i wasattheartshowwithmyfriendandimetandwetalkedandheeyiseeyouhereseeifeltbadiwantedto.....
Please make the scary women stop, mommy....
OUCH
[three hours later]...so, yeah....Stutter...
sooo....diden't you date pax?

 

by et_ta_v
2-15-04
...For every animal YOU don't eat..I'll eat 3....
ESP. the monkeys...
eeeew....MONKEY meat!!!
......I've got your monkey meat, riiiight here...Heh heh heh
LOL Your sick

 

by et_ta_v
2-15-04
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN
I think my jaw just broke.

 

by et_ta_v
2-15-04
But our paths will cross again, someday....
Maybe.
And if not, know your always kinda on my mind...and always will be

 

by et_ta_v
2-15-04
Move along, now, Sir.
hee hee

 

by et_ta_v
2-24-04
it's fucked up
and a mess and full of mistakes and wrong turns
but were addicted: we can't stop, don't wanna leave or stop

 

by et_ta_v
2-24-04
**cracks knuckles**
OOOOOOoohhhh...that felt gooood....mmmm ah
OW! FUCK IT Huuurts!....................WHY THE FUCK do people DO this????

 

by et_ta_v
2-24-04
....And my hand is cramped, now

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