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by fatguy667
6-07-06
Uh, I think I survived that transformation.
Hmm, where is the mirror? Oh yes, it's behind me.
Oh my GOD. I think I really need some plastic surgery.

 

by fatguy667
6-07-06
Ah, Rockstake my lad.
Dospersona...
I need you to steal a big crocodile...
Why?
I want it to rape the Queen....
Cool.

 

by fatguy667
6-07-06
So, you really think it was worth all that brain power, Jack?
It sure was.
To see all those chicks flashed, that was cool.

 

by fatguy667
6-13-06
Righto, Mr Luke Josh Abe, you are now under my custody.
Okay, but why?
Because your black!
But I'm not black...
Well, Chinese then!

 

by fatguy667
6-27-06
Hmpph. The only way to settle this is to have a duel.
Okay. 1.
Hmphh. Hang on, your a...
2, oh heck, skip the three.
There we go.

 

by fatguy667
7-09-06
Oh man, not again. Who needs my help this time?
Beeboy! Oh heck, I'll just go without him.
Who are YOU?
My names Dospersona, and I know everything about YOU Flyman. BUt we are over two minds of whether to kill you or let you live...

 

by fatguy667
7-09-06
Okay, lets introduce ourselves. I'm Mr Clown.
I am ze Mazico.
Uh huh, so, you cast spells and the like?
Yes, What do you do?
I kill anyone who comes between me and Flyman.

 

by fatguy667
7-09-06
What are you so happy about?
Heh heh heh, can't you guess?
I'm finally in a comic that is not completely devoted to you!

 

by fatguy667
7-09-06
Hmmm, so you want an example of FEAR?
Yes Professor Reeds, I do!
Let me see on this scientific paper...here's one!
Oh, goodie!
My name is no longer Nino Reeds...it is: The STICKMAN!

 

by fatguy667
7-15-06
Now, fear can be shown in the unknown.
What none know about me, they will fear.
I can hear you. Time to find you, time to find you!

 

by fatguy667
7-17-06
Eek! A head!
Breath my gas! Kwahhh...
AARRRGGHH!
He he he he! Now I can make Flyman scared of anything! He he he he!

 

by fatguy667
7-17-06
Inside of Dospersona's mind...
No! We should eat him!
But humanity needs a saviour!
You and humanity! Reptiles deserve the planet they lost!
We evolved, we own this place now. How did you get into my mind?
The machine that Devlir Ensine used could only transform you, not kill you. I, the ghost of King Tyrantas Rexicoricofalbatorios took over your mind!
Oh, woe is me!

 

by fatguy667
7-17-06
Well?
We're still of two minds on the subject. We've decided to roll for it. Human, you live. Reptile, you die.
Human, human, human!
Reptile, human, reptile, no, Human Tyranas!
You're lucky. Fortune smiles. Boys, bring along the gun! Flyman, I siad that I would let you live, my thugs are a different matter though!

 

by fatguy667
7-17-06
Hand over da money now!
O-o-o-okay!
This is a stickup, so hand over jewellry, cash, cellular telephones...
Here, take it all!
Hmmm, just like taking candy from a baby!
Waahhh! I want my right arm back!

 

by fatguy667
7-17-06
Okay, how much we got?
I dunno, I'll count it.
Umm, 251, 252, 253,...
Well?
There's so much, I lost count!

 

by fatguy667
7-17-06
Okay, I'll be in the lounge if you need me!
And now on to our breaking news.
The recent crime waves hitting Techno City have left people complaining to the Prime Minister in Canberra.
Some notes are asking him to appoint more policemen to look after our cities, but he would prefer to increase taxes.
The world needs a hero. I will be that hero!

 

by fatguy667
7-17-06
Hmmm. This crime wave is going better than planned. Two billion dollars in material goods stolen from right underneath the police's noses!
Peoples of Australia, listen to me. You have less and less time to stop me. Very soon, I shall wipe out all Scientific knowledge.
And when that happens, you will all be flashed!

 

by fatguy667
7-17-06
Now, the time has come to flash the world!
Tonight, HELL COMETH!
What the hell? Oh crumbs, the batteries are flat.

 

by fatguy667
7-17-06
So, you didn't like getting flashed, did ya?
No, I didn't really.
How about you?
If I didn't, what am I doing wearing this amount of clothes?
How about you?
Hmmm, tricky question...

 

by fatguy667
7-17-06
So, you are a Turkish terrorist, are you not?
I am not a terrorist.
Then what are you?
I prefer the term Anarchist.
I am from Australia, but if you don't mind me asking, what government are you destroying?
Australia's government.

 

by fatguy667
7-19-06
So guv, you require a huge TNS powered cell?
That is what I said, wasn't it?
Erm, actually, you said nothing.
Well, get me that cell!
Sure thing guv.

 

by fatguy667
7-21-06
Lord Brain.
Yes, underling?
Black jack requires a TNS poweres cell.
Screw him.
Or rather ... don't.

 

by fatguy667
7-21-06
Did you get it?
No, I couldn't.
Okay, you may leave now.
Oh, well, thanks!
JOYGASM!
AARRRGHHHH!

 

by fatguy667
7-21-06
You called boss?
I did indeed.
What do you need?
That TNS powered cell.
Ah yes. I remember you had one under your pillow.
Worthless minion! That's the broken one!

 

by fatguy667
7-21-06
Hand over the cell!
Okay, my partner will bring them tommorow.
Yes?
The power cells you asked for.
You are very useful ghost. What's your name?
Slimer.

 

by fatguy667
7-21-06
Aha! I knew you would pull this stunt!
Ah, well when your an evil genius, you sometimes have to be foiled.
I can't believe it! Your giving yourself up!
I sure am.
Ah, I feel, weak...
Yes! My cunning ruse worked. The TNS is now weakening Energyman!

 

by fatguy667
7-21-06
Your still not dead?
My batteries last 5000 years.
Crumbs!
Feel MY power, Energyman!

 

by fatguy667
7-21-06
I am free!
Not yet you aren't!
AAARRRGHHH!
Yes, quite.
NOW I can finish my plan.

 

by fatguy667
7-21-06
Finally!
Thrusters to fire, turbines to speed!
YES! IT WORKED!
TSEW! TSEW! TSEW!

 

by fatguy667
7-21-06
Across the world, flashes took place...
Okay...
EEKKK!
Hiya...
HOLY...
Then, Three Months Later...
I am at long last, the smartest being in the world! No one else knows any science!

 

by fatguy667
7-21-06
He he he. I'll try my gas out on Mr Clown!
So, you're ahead in fashions, eh?
KWAHHH!
Hey, green gas!
You aren't afraid?
Me? I hardly have any mind left, so how can I be?

 

by fatguy667
7-21-06
Boo hoo, how can I defeat Flyman now? Sob, sob.
YOU defeat FLYMAN?!?
Anything wrong with that?
THAT'S ME FAVOURITEST JOB IN THE WORLD! NO ONE STEALS IT FROM ME!
I love my trick buttons, oh my trick buttons!

 

by fatguy667
7-21-06
Now, how come I can't think of anything to do with Maths, Scienc e or Latin?
I dunno Flyman. Oh wait, I do. Black Jack flashed the world.
Why not a brothel?
Uh, I don't think he's like that.
Why don't we form a team?
Hey, thats a great idea! Get Uncle Damn to come to his senses and it's a deal!

 

by fatguy667
7-21-06
GET OUT OF MY SERIES!
Um, your in mine spud, so you'll have to follow a few rules...
One: No complaining.
Any more?
Yes, JOIN OUR TEAM OR WE'LL SMASH YOU!

 

by fatguy667
7-21-06
Okay. So whats this team going to be called?
How about: Australia Heroes?
Naw, I think we should call it JDU
What does JDU mean?
Yeah, what?
Justice Down Under.

 

by fatguy667
7-22-06
Ah! Slackbutt, you have returned!
Yes, with a new plan.
Ah good, let me hear it!
Using our new operative, Mailsassin, we attack Tick Acey, while the rest of us wreak havoc upon Newcastle.
EXCELLENT!
I knew you'd love it. But wait till you see the bill...

 

by fatguy667
7-22-06
In normal time...
So, this is a stick-up?
Okay, heres my money!
No, I'm giving you a gift! A special gift toooo you!
Oh, thats nice!
Now, by using this detonater game console, I can blow up that gift, and you!
No fair man!

 

by fatguy667
7-24-06
THIS is the thug?
Sure am, mate. No hard feelin's.
Yes, no hard feelings.
*gurgles*
Well?
I've rolled, I'll come quietly.

 

by fatguy667
7-24-06
Aha, I have found you!
I knew this might happen.
Huh, how?
Simple.
My archenemy Number One talked to me on MSN.

 

by fatguy667
7-25-06
Dear viewer, a crisis has hit Newcastle.
WEIRD has escaped and could at any moment try to cause another crisis.
EEK! Are we safe?
Dear viewer, we reporters of this news station always provide your safety.
Or rather, our sponsor does.
Who's that?
Mc Donald's. It provides healthy and nutritious foods for the whole family, even the screaming toddlers.
Actually, thats the Green Grocer. See you tommorw on Today, Tonight, Tommorow and Some Night Next Week.

 

by fatguy667
7-25-06
Now, Vegan Bart is teaming up with new recruit Mailsassin to kill Tick Acey. In the order of fairness, I alerted him with MSN.
You heare that? That's my plan!
Awesome.
Cool.
Did someone say something?
Smart, cool, awesome, awesome.

 

by fatguy667
7-25-06
Three Bean salad, oh thats what I'd give for, it's Three Bean Salad!
Shut Up!
Huh, oh yeah, I've come to help!
*sighs*
Why the long face?
I was just about to kill him before you let him escape!

 

by fatguy667
7-25-06
Hi Abe.
Tick! You beat Mailsassin?
Yeah, Vegan turned up and distracted him.
Oh, good show wot!
You English?
Yes, wot.

 

by fatguy667
7-25-06
Mr Acey?
Yes, who is it?
Number One. We'll get you next time!
Okay, I always enjoy these battles of wits!
Oh, cut out the flattery!
I mean it!

 

by fatguy667
7-25-06
I, Thread Jew, am tired of racist comments to Mother Tajikstan!
Therefore, I become villain to country affiliated to America!
AUSTRALIA!
YOU SHALL FEAR ME!
I SHALL BE KNOWN AS 'STUPID FLYING EGG MAN'!
Okay, that is a bit long though, Stupid Flying Egg Man.

 

by fatguy667
7-25-06
It really too long?
Yes, it really is.
You make Egg Man sad!
Er, this is live...
Your right! I eat your head, host, man, thing...

 

by fatguy667
7-29-06
Hmm, I have to chase Black Jack, Flyman chases Mr Clown, and Uncle Damn has to search for any remaining science.
And the reason of why? Because I can beat Jack, Flyman can beat the Lord of Laughter, and Uncle Damn has no enemies.
Oh well, might as well do what I can...

 

by fatguy667
7-29-06
So, you want to join me and some fellow rogues in beating the JDU?
Sure, heh heh heh!
Good to have you on the winning side, Lord of Laughter!
I like the ring of that...
At least I'm letting you play though!
Oh yes, if not I would have to kill you!

 

by fatguy667
7-29-06
Good, I now have a powerful team. You are?
Mr Clown, I have no other name.
Dr Nino Reeds, aka the Stickman.
Greg Venn and Dospersona.
Harzey Chesterzeild, aka Mazico!
The Anarchist, aka Oda Bibo Lala.

 

by fatguy667
7-29-06
I have you now!
So, you never knew about Crime United?
Oh, no.
Yes, my plan within a plan is working!
Who are the members?
Mr Clown, Stickman, Dospersona, Magico, Anarchist and myself.

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