All comics by funnykid

 

by funnykid
2-05-06
Day 1
How are yuh?
TERRIBLE!! I LOST ANOTHER!!!
Day 36
Well?
Ahhh...He was a dork.
End of the year...
Starting to loosen up, I see.
THIS IS FUN!!

 

by funnykid
2-05-06
Jesus, did you really die for our sins?
No, that would be, like, crap.
WHAT?? BUT...THEN...WHAT ABOUT THE HUMANS?
Wow...
Yeah, so...the entire human race is going to hell...sorry 'bout that, Dad.
Mighty fine son you got here, God. Mighty fine.

 

by funnykid
2-06-06
I still don't know why girls don't like my house. Any suggestions?
Scrape the dried blood off the walls.
I thought it was the air freshener.

 

by funnykid
2-06-06
Hiya.
PENIS....HITCHED....RAPE....
What's up? You've been so withdrawn ever since that lecture on Freud.

 

by funnykid
2-07-06
Life's a burrito.
I'm Jesus, and I can tell you it's not. Pagan. You'll go to Hell.
Alright, what is life?
A tea party.
I'd rather go to hell.
I thought so.

 

by funnykid
2-07-06
Life's a burrito.
Burritos give me G.I.
Life's a pile of shit?

 

by funnykid
2-07-06
Life's a burrito.
Burritos give me G.I.
Life's a pile of shit?

 

by funnykid
2-07-06
Life's a burrito.
Burritos give me G.I.
Life's a pile of shit?

 

by funnykid
2-07-06
gooooooooooooogle it.
who was he?
Some guy from tech support.

 

by funnykid
2-09-06
Mom and Dad just gotta divorce! I'm worried!
What's a divorce?
That's when Mom bashes in Dad's head and stuffs him in a garbage bag.
Do they still love each other?
Who cares? Let's turn her in!
Yay!!

 

by funnykid
2-09-06
Hello little boy.
Mr. Cop! My mommy killed my daddy!!
I'm afraid I need proof.
I'm not sure this will hold up in court.

 

by funnykid
2-09-06
Mom, did you kill Daddy?
Why do you ask a silly question like that?
What Jamie saw....
I don't like your rice crispie treats.
SHUT UP, MUTUH!!!!!

 

by funnykid
2-09-06
It's time we have a talk about sex, son. Any questions?
You're doing this to turn yourself on, aren't you?

 

by funnykid
2-09-06
Once upon a time there was a paper clip.
I am stoned.
He was very silly.
I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKIN' KIDS!!!!!
What d' you mean, "Not silly?"

 

by funnykid
2-09-06
Why did you leave me, Lorrie?
You were yellow, and could sing so sweetly! I still remember...
...The day I shut you in a cage and held you for ransom.

 

by funnykid
2-09-06
WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO BE CREAMATED, I DIDN'T MEAN ALIVE, DUMBASS!!

 

by funnykid
2-09-06
You have no pants, I see.
What?
OH SHIT!! I'll get home right now and put them on.
Oh, no. Carry on. You're turning me on.

 

by funnykid
2-10-06
Once upon a time, there was a man called Brit Bill. He was stupid and ugly.
Have you ever used a beer bottle as a condom?
What? Dude....
Everybody hated the guy. It was only a matter of time before someone held a real grudge. And one day during time warp...
OMFG!!!! Benjamin Banneker!!!!
Hello. I'm glad to see yah know me.
And so it begun...
You SUCK! Like no one knows you!! And yeh know WHY? Cuz you never did CRAP!!
I wrote an alamanac for 6 years in a row, wrote a letter to Tom Jefferson on black rights, and help build Washington D.C.

 

by funnykid
2-10-06
what's the difference between you and a knife?
what?
a knife is SHARP!! get it? SHARP??
I get it, friend. and it hurts. it hurts.
whatever. so what's the difference between you and MJ?
bunny.....

 

by funnykid
2-10-06
i think we should try harder to rule the world.
okay.
i think we should double our efforts.
okay.
i think i should cut your pay severely.
STFU, n00b.

 

by funnykid
2-10-06
my mother was a DEMON, dude!!
yea. so was mine. "clean your room or i won't give you an allowance EVER!!"
she raised me well, though.
no, seriously, my mother was actually a demon.
i know. i just don't care.

 

by funnykid
2-10-06
what is the meaning of life?
what does "what is the meaning of life?" mean? answer this, and then i shall tell you.
hah. victory is MINE!

 

by funnykid
2-10-06
I'll tell you a scary story 'bout a guy called hari!
He underrated er'y one, but that's a different story.
He is always switchin' ratings, one or two stars!
Never stayed the same, even though he is a bore.
So I have a solution which i'd like t' shout out...
Either make up your damn minds, or kick Nezumi out!!

 

by funnykid
2-10-06
i like to eat food
f00d is n0et v3ry kewl
um. okay. my gf sed she reely loved me today
1'm lafing 0ut loud yourr f00nyy no0bb
shut up

 

by funnykid
2-11-06
i hate you!!
fine, i shall go away!
........................................................................................................................................................................................................
now we are quite far apart!
let's love again!
and now we are together__WAIT A DAMN SECOND!!!! YOU'RE A GUY!!! YOU LIED TO MEEEEE!!!!!!
hey man, when funnykid first got here, he thought i was a chick, too.

 

by funnykid
2-11-06
we suck.
speak for yourself. i know teh meaning of life.
yeah, that still bothers me.
you missed me and hit your penis, you know.

 

by funnykid
2-12-06
How much money do you want?
Money? I don't want your money.
What? What do you want?
I want equal job chances! I want good pay! I want RIGHTS for America.
Kill me now.

 

by funnykid
2-12-06
shut up, ying min lee chow!
stop yelling at chinese people. we've got a letter from dad!
what's it say?
we're the greatest disappointment ever, and he won't pay for our return ticket.
uh-oh. i've made a lot of enemies.

 
by funnykid, 2-12-06

 

by funnykid
2-13-06
I told you, Joe, space vampires are a myth.
No they're not!
Shut up man.

 

by funnykid
2-14-06
Praise for FUNNYKID!!
No.
Hey, F U man.
QUIT STARING AT ME!!!

 

by funnykid
2-14-06
FunnyKid! We've got wind that Hari_Nezumi is being an idiot again!
I'm on it chief!
So, a hired asassin, eh?
I'm here to take you down!
Meanwhile...
I'll give you a buck if this comic goes somewhere.
I'll drink to that!

 

by funnykid
2-14-06
Begining
Middle
End

 

by funnykid
2-14-06
TEST
no
TEST
[color=green]test[/color]

 

by funnykid
2-14-06
test
[url=www.knoxskorner.com]hi[/url]
did it work?

 

by funnykid
2-14-06
HOLY CRAP I'M A TORSO!!
f you man.
oh c'mon. that didn't even serve a purpose.
[i]test icle[/i]

 

by funnykid
2-14-06
[b] work damn you.[/b]
i'd bet it didn't work

 

by funnykid
2-14-06
testacular
[size=4]why not?[/size]
AHHHHGGG!!!

 

by funnykid
2-16-06
What is it, officer?
You were going 6 in a 5 miles per hour zone.
I'm going to have to ask you to show me your licence.
But I'm a donkey.
Shut up. I haven't had fun all day.

 

by funnykid
2-16-06
Jaywalkin' time!
I'm gunna have to write you up, PUNK.

 

by funnykid
2-16-06
i'm hungry
ummm....so?

 

by funnykid
2-19-06
MY CLONE!! And our names are gene! We can dive in a pool, and call it the gene pool! Cuz it's got two meanings!!
gene pool...clone? get...it?

 

by funnykid
2-19-06
I'm not THAT bad, am I?
DAMMIT, THAT STARE GETS ME!!!!!!!

 

by funnykid
2-19-06
How's life with Gene 2 coming?
*Gulp* Hold on...
It's going fine!!!
Yessir!! Eeep...

 

by funnykid
2-20-06
Sir Rudly! The dark wizard Gobbledegook is attacking the kingdom!! You must save us all!
Right now?
Yes.
Right now right now?

 

by funnykid
2-22-06
[b]test?[/b]

 

by funnykid
2-23-06
I bought that new PlayStation.
PS3 hasn't even come out yet.
But I__
That thing hooked up to your TV is a BabyCo HappyStation PlayToy.

 

by funnykid
2-23-06
All done!
Something feels wrong...
What?
HEY! MY BALLS ARE GONE!!
I wasn't sure how to extract sperm, so I took it all.

 

by funnykid
2-23-06

 

Thanks for the happy 200th thing, but I'm still not adding you to my favorites.
Ah, well. The flowers were poisin ivy, anyway.
by funnykid, 2-26-06

Showing page 4.

« Previous Next »