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by mace4350
6-03-09
Well, there's my bird, there e is over there, he's getting ready to talk
Aaw, how cute
Car CHEEP! Bus CHEEP! Van CHEEP!Kill......
.......
You like? Ben just got done teaching it how to talk
Really? I never wouldve guessed.....

 

by mace4350
6-03-09
I dont trust Mike's new parrot, even if Ben has been teaching it all the stuff it says
What do you mean?
Me name is Ted And me wants to spread, da news of de day, me kills you dead and stuff joo's head wit lots and lots of hay
I think this is a sign we need to start running
Eitehr that or Ben needs more fiber in his diet

 

by mace4350
6-03-09
What do you mean you LOST the little killer?
It's ok, I lost him aroud noon yesterday, and look, nobodys dead, he's just an innocent bird
Breaking news: There is a severe killing spree happening among us, the confimred killing that started it all started yesterday around noon
I'm going to go board up my windows now
So, what's a little killing? We all make mistakes

 

by mace4350
6-03-09
Yeah, I got him...he's at your house, ok, see ya there Mikey
See you little demon? Humans always come out on.....
The bottom......

 

by mace4350
6-03-09
Ok Sam, that bird has Ben somewhere hostage, we need to find him
Right, we need to keep our eyes peeled and be on red alert, I'll check the basement
Something tells me the parrots here.....

 

by mace4350
6-03-09
You stupid bird, you murdered Sam and I wanna know where you've hidden Ben!
I will never tell you, you'll have to force it out of me!!!!!
You Don't mess with Captain Chacarat!

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
Well, this sucks, that bird killed Sam now what are we gonna do?
I don't know, I never knew anybody who died
Gee I wonder WHY?
Sarcasim is not a way to mask your pain

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
We are gathered here today to pay our respects to this smoldering pile of ash we once knew as Sam so, if anybody has anything to say......
Say it fast
Told you holding this funeral on a windy day was a bad idea

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
Well, Sam, we never really knew each other that well, except I know you tried to take over the world but, I just like to say, I love you
And also to ask where's that five bucks you owe me
Ok, comment time is over

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
So, i guess this is goodbye to Sam......
And hello to his spare body!
Sup party people
SPARE BODY?!!!!!!!
DUH, You think he's gonna die just because of a bird attack? He's a robot, not Patty

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
So, i heard Sam is trying to return home
Yeah, he said he just didn't fit in here
Well, he tried to kill us all, bought Mike a killer bird which killed Patty, and he practically tried to take over our minds
So.......
He's kinda like Ben but on a more deadly level

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
So, i heard Sam is trying to return home
Yeah, he said he just didn't fit in here
Well, he tried to kill us all, bought Mike a killer bird which killed Patty, and he practically tried to take over our minds
So.......
He's kinda like Ben but on a more deadly level

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
So, i heard Sam is trying to return home
Yeah, he said he just didn't fit in here
Well, he tried to kill us all, bought Mike a killer bird which killed Patty, and he practically tried to take over our minds
So.......
He's kinda like Ben but on a more deadly level

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
Weel, there he is, getting in his UFO and leaving
Yeah, it's really sweet the way how he came, made friends, and killed one by mistake
Yeah, it was but I get what your saying basically
And that is?
It's kind of like E.T. but on a more geeky level

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
Well, Sam is gone, Patty is dead, and the schools not even half over
Yeah, weird right? You know, out of everything that's hapened to us, I think the bird was teh weirdest thing, that's why I'm glad your my friend you never do anything too weird
See ya
This is like the Young and the Restless only with ugly people and stupid blond kids

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
Well, now that Mikey's best friend is gone and he is looking for one desperately
Well, how desperate can you get, it's not like you can hold auditions for a new best friend
Debbie, this is Mike were talking about
He's definately losing points for that nervous twitch
Yeah, but other than that he has potential.....

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
Hello Phillip. what makes you think you can be my best friend?
Well, I'm honest and funny, and love to sing!!!!
Cool....
I also love you
Jeremy, when I said I have low standards how low did you put them?
Maybe we could skip the band and choir for now

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
Well Jeremy, that was the last person and still no best friend for me......
Hey, I'm Addison, Allison's totally hot, twin, and totally clueless sister, I like parties and drinking so much I pass out, if you need me I'll be skinnydipping
As I said before she RUDLY interupted me, no best friend for me....
Stupidity is either inherited through contact or it runs in the family....

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
Hey, Debbie, I heard that Mike is torn about Sam leaving so he's sending Alex back in time to get him a clone
Back in time? Alex has been a shapeshifter and been given the ability to turn invisible, and despite our wildest and crazies adventures. is he really gonna time travel?
This IS Alex were talking about
Toby?
Greetings Debbie from the past!
Maybe I drink too much coffe

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
Hello Debra, it is me Alex from the future to warn Alex of the past, tell him.....
To not forget the mustard........
I see idiots don't change............

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
Alex are you srue about this?
Yes, I have done scarier things than this
Ok, I'll see ya later, good thing the time machine runs on ketchup
Ketchup? I thoght we were using mustard
We were, but my hotodg got dry
Only in America this is possible.....

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
See ya Alex
Goodbye cruel world!!!!
Soon
So this is what the end of the world looks like
Um, Mike, I think we messed up something

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
Alex, what did you do? I'm like six branches fartehr in my family tree where I should be!
Well, I went back too far, and may've ended up changing history
Like?
Monkeys and death rays don't mix let's just leave it like that

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
Alex, go back in time and fix what you messed up
Ok, see ya next when!
Well, that's better, now that were in the time stream we need to play it cool and intelligent like the people we are
Sooner or Later.......
Um, Debbie, is it me, or did everything just get a little stranger?

 

by mace4350
6-04-09
Ok, we've checked seventeen time periods and none of them have Sam in them, what are we gonna do?
I don't know, how are we gonna get home?
I don't know, but whatever we do, we can't affect the mainstream of all history so much
If we don't who knows where our friends will end up?
I don't care who you are, togas went out about a million years ago

 

by mace4350
6-05-09
Um, Debbie, is it me, or is time starting to reverse a little?
What makes you say that?
Gee, I wonder why.......

 

by mace4350
6-05-09
Well, what a heck of a way to end the year, were lost in time with no way home and I still don't have a best friend
Could'nt it have been easier just to make a new friend?
Why must you always suggest the best ideas at the worst times?

 

by mace4350
6-05-09
Well, summer is here, but I still have a bunch of unanswered questions
Yeah, me too, like how come Mike hasn't left his room in weeks
I don't know, but, something tells me it has to do with that whole time travel thing......
What makes you say that?
No, I'm the real Mike!
That's something I'd know I'd say if I wasn't the real me you faker!

 

by mace4350
6-05-09
Well, fake me, or real me, there's only one thing to do
Where are we?
The time booth, were going back to make sure this doesn't happen
Wait, wont that backfire and actually make more of me?
Can't here you, firing up the franploobopeter
Now I see why the Pree men were never all that smart

 

by mace4350
6-06-09
Hold on, and whatever you do, make sure I don't go too far!
Gotcha
ZAP!!!!!!
Woah!!!!
Wasn't that a great summer Mike?
Well, I should've expected this since I was at the controls....

 

by mace4350
6-06-09
Well, now were all 11th graders and were one step closer to college! Sweet!
Yes, but I expect that our new adventures will have well writeen dialouge and a kid friendly atmosphere
Hey Mike....
Hey Debbie, Alex and I are gonna be matadors! See ya later
Or not.....

 

by mace4350
6-06-09
So, I heard that Ben was tryign to awaken zombies?
Yeah, he bet Melvin ten bucks he could raise the dead faster than he could build a particle excelerator
Well, you know how far Ben can go when he puts his mind to it
How far can he really go without breaking a few laws of physics?
Well, this is BEN were talking about......
Remember what we studied the three K's Karing, Kooperative and Killing
Yes, lots of killing......

 

by mace4350
6-06-09
Um Alex, is it me or is everybody in the school turning into zombies?
I don't know, what do you mean?
Well, the football team just ate a bunch of people in the choir
They always had huge appetites

 

by mace4350
6-06-09
Great, what a heck of a way to spend labor day weekend
Yeah, this is teh most deadly thing we've ever been in
Next to the time Allison forgot her mascara
We promised we never bring that up again
Well, at least were all ok, right Ben?
Brains.......

 

by mace4350
6-06-09
AAAAAUGH BEN'S A ZOMIE!!!
How did those zombie scum get in here anyway?
Maybe we should've boarded up those windows.....
Or at least bothered to close them at that

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