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by marf
8-14-05
i see my descent into hell
i see my ascension to heaven!
wanna switch?
OKAY!

 

push! we almost got the bed in the corner!
i'm trying!
by marf, 8-14-05

 

goat goat 1, 2, 3
redhead readhead 1, 2, 3
by marf, 8-14-05

 

let us in you FUCKERS!
there must be some kind of mistake
by marf, 8-14-05

 

holy shit, did i do this?
after the 4th margarita you wigged out screaming about not having a soul
by marf, 8-14-05

 

haunted woods, i call upon your awesome power!
leave a message *BEEP*
by marf, 8-14-05

 

by marf
8-14-05
don't do it
you were a mistake
how can you say that?
i'm sorry, Chris, but you deserve to know

 

i wonder where he could be
by marf, 8-14-05

 

son, what have you done??
i painted the town red
by marf, 8-14-05

 

by marf
8-14-05
where did that killer dinosaur go?
this is a really good cigarette
i said, WHERE DID THAT KILLER DINOSAUR GO
nice draw to it

 

by marf
8-14-05
that new model freaks me out
DON'T LOOK AT ME!

 

should i give the church my horse head or my ice cream cone?
by marf, 8-14-05

 

are you sure?
right up your ass. says so here in the script
by marf, 8-14-05

 

looks like there's a new sherrif in town!
by marf, 8-14-05

 

you rat fink bastard
how many times can i say i'm sorry?
by marf, 8-17-05

 

he must be thinking of ways to let me go
by marf, 8-17-05

 

i refuse to sign for it
but what if it's a puppy, Detective Mills?
by marf, 8-17-05

 

you sure you saw them?
a chicken doesn't forget that kind of thing
by marf, 8-17-05

 

let's bow our heads in prayer
YOU HEARD HIM!
by marf, 8-17-05

 

what is it RoboTron? what do you see?
a chicken and a cowboy standing in front of a house
by marf, 8-17-05

 

going DOWN?
by marf, 8-17-05

 

¿el ir ABAJO?
by marf, 8-17-05

 
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COLD!
by marf, 8-17-05

 

LESS FILLING!
whatever you say!
by marf, 8-17-05

 

rear ended by a tail gater
i object to both those terms
by marf, 8-17-05

 

you, sir, are a hovering goat.
yes. yes, i am.
by marf, 8-17-05

 

AND STAY OUT!
fucking Christmas
by marf, 8-17-05

 

by marf
8-18-05
now what?
knock
i'm not sure about this
this isn't a water pistol, bub

 

by marf
8-18-05
bahhh
it looks like you're writing a letter!
bahhh
want some help?

 

by marf
8-18-05
i have found the famed Cane of Ule. i will steal it and forever be remembered in the chronicles of thiefdom
or maybe i'll just leave it because DAMN that's one ugly cane

 

by marf
8-18-05
i'm leaving home, dad
my boy! there's something my dad told me when i left home that i want to tell you now
you owe me $160,000 in back rent

 

by marf
8-18-05
I'LL EAT THE CHILDREN AND SHIT THEM OUT AT INOPPORTUNE TIMES
i'll make balloon animals
i'll go with the one on the right
FUCK! EVERY TIME!

 

by marf
8-18-05
keep moving
our fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble
keep moving

 

by marf
8-18-05
WAKE UP, IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING!
stealing from the deaf is fun.
OKAY THEN I GUESS I'LL STEAL ALL YOUR PRESENTS!

 

by marf
8-18-05
come on, bitch!
i'm going to kick your little punk ass as soon as i take this jacket off!
come on, bitch!
though it is rather nippy out

 

so now what?
now we turn the bubble maker off
by marf, 8-18-05

 
by marf, 8-18-05

 

what are we doing here?
you'll see, you'll see
by marf, 8-18-05

 

what's over here?
EXTINCTION!
by marf, 8-18-05

 

we found an island! we're alive! we're alive!
sucky sucky, 2 coconut
by marf, 8-18-05

 

someday, he will be mine
by marf, 8-18-05

 

i'm quitting
by marf, 8-18-05

 

have you heard of the healing power of Christ Rock?
WHAT? IT SEEMS I'VE LOST MY ABILITY TO HEAR EVER SINCE YOU PLAYED SILENT NIGHT TO THE THEME OF PANAMA
by marf, 8-18-05

 

BOOM yourself, sailor
by marf, 8-18-05

 

what happened Sydney?
paper cut
by marf, 8-18-05

 

what is that over there?
that's our future together, my dear
by marf, 8-18-05

 

she wants my snack-size Doritos, i can feel it
i want his snack-size Doritos
by marf, 8-18-05

 

i'll kill everyone outside the house
i'll kill everyone in the house
by marf, 8-19-05

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