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by meinpenis
9-09-07
one of the gory death animations from fallout
no blood here
once you have the pancor you see it pretty much constantly
from this i can deduce that i didn't remove my arm until several hours after death
which actually makes perfect sense since i'm not a foreigner
which actually makes perfect sense since i'm not a foreigner

 

by meinpenis
9-09-07
bonor

 

by meinpenis
9-09-07
Sir, the Omnidaceron 9 is on a collision course with Earth!
You don't even care, do you?
......
no jokes here, kids; just pathetic self-referencing

 

by meinpenis
9-09-07
Rape
I'll pass

 

by meinpenis
9-09-07
And I think to myself, is this an appropriate place to bring a child?
But then I think
It's better than ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________

 

by meinpenis
9-09-07
so I hear you have a new album out

 

by meinpenis
9-09-07
And that's how I met your mother

 

by meinpenis
9-09-07
Last night I had a dream
A lot of wacky stuff happened
And now I'm sorry that you're dead

 

by meinpenis
9-09-07
Maybe this was a bad idea.
I'm starting to have regrets about bringing you here for dinner.
Actually, the fact that I have facilitated your continuing existence in any way at all is beginning to make me ill.

 

Trouble Brewing...
by meinpenis, 9-09-07

 

by meinpenis
9-09-07
i just want to thank you guys. there's no way i would have gotten to where i am now without you
what the fuck does that mean?
you make shitty trance tracks and go to community college part time. you don't even have a job.
art attack

 

by meinpenis
9-09-07
LOLIFISHING
congratulations. you've been selected to receive a free ipod nano.
that's right. click now and select which prize you would like to receive. you can select a new xbox 360,
D:
all you have to do is send us your credit card information and the blood of your first born, and you can have all these things and MORE for absolutely fr

 

by meinpenis
9-09-07
My cock is engorged just thinking of Garian.
Sometimes, at night, I insert a shampoo bottle in my anus while screaming his name.
would you like some RAAAAPPPPEEEE
And, somehow, I still think it possible for me to get a girlfriend before VGMix comes back online.

 

by meinpenis
9-09-07
i've got five guitars right here
i've got five guitars right here
i've got five guitars right here

 

by meinpenis
9-09-07
What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck and the oth...
niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers :)

 

by meinpenis
9-09-07
my favourite pony friends

 

by meinpenis
9-10-07
I like to eat penjises
I didn't need to know that
No
no
For times
Four tines

 

by meinpenis
9-10-07
can i play now?
no.
please? i have to leave soon.
who does this asshole think he is?
i'm totally jesus.

 

by meinpenis
9-10-07
Still haven't changed it, I see.
Maybe I should just post it here so some "kind citizen" can go ahead and do it themselves.
Or over on your VGMix boards?

 

by meinpenis
9-10-07
hurrr
hurrrrr
hurrrrrrrr
are you an ood

 

by meinpenis
9-10-07
cute and cuddly critter's present's: wild puppy's

 

by meinpenis
9-10-07
what is this a gay porn site
MEINPENIS.COM
omg your gay
MEINPENIS.COM
too late already fapped to it
MEINPENIS.COM

 

by meinpenis
9-10-07
in a time before deep fried bacon burritos...
...so hard to find it's at the end of the world
this is the kingdom of cat's
lolifishing

 

by meinpenis
9-10-07
in a time before deep fried bacon burritos...
must eat burritos
...so hard to find it's at the end of the world
surely, this is the kingdom of cats
burritos
ponies

 

by meinpenis
9-10-07
Dear VGMix: I have secretly read the Mental Hospital threads for years.

 

by meinpenis
9-10-07
WHAT ARE VGMIX SITES MISSING
Q. Will VGMix 3 have aids?

 

by meinpenis
9-10-07
thats what ill do if i have to listen to one more shtty snappleman guitarwnkery remix
just as long as i can molest your son, you have the lord's favor

 

haha, you're fucked
by meinpenis, 9-10-07

 

by meinpenis
9-10-07
CRENDLY PLYE
CRENDLY PLYE
CRENDLY PLYE
CRENDLY PLYE
CRENDLY PLYE
CRENDLY PLYE
CRENDLY PLYE

 

by meinpenis
9-10-07
one million years ago,
pfffffffffffft
large roung br

 

by meinpenis
9-11-07
weiners

 

by meinpenis
9-11-07
Good looks blood, keep that red and 5 alive. I'm sure Jewbei knows what I mean about that one. XD. And Red is my favorite color as you can see.
i stand out more then the posers i have a good education and i have common sense and i do speak ebonics but only when im round certain people to fool them but in all reality i have a very extensive
vocabulary

 

by meinpenis
9-11-07
Happy 9/11!
durka durka durka
muhammad jihad

 

by meinpenis
9-11-07
MORE BAD ARAB HUMOUR!
LET'S RIP OFF THAT FUCKING TREY PARKER MOVIE AGAIN!
I'M A NIGGER!

 

by meinpenis
9-11-07
DURKA MUHAMAD DURKA JIHAD DURKA DURK...
Dude, you know how to speak correctly. Cut that shit out.

And what the fuck is with this explosion. We haven't bombed anything in years.
Yes boss.
Now get back to work answering Microsoft's tech support calls.

 

by meinpenis
9-11-07
Where's number 1?
. . .
!
still haven't changed your diapers i see
i have asperger's

 

by meinpenis
9-12-07
So, this is the radio dial.
This is the stick shift.
This is th-
Please stop touching my penis

 

by meinpenis
9-12-07
a-wop-bop-a-loo-op
a-wop-bam-boo
who are you calling wop
HOT BEAT

 

cut off your leg
trying
by meinpenis, 9-12-07

 

by meinpenis
9-12-07
maybe it's the skeevy look in your eyes
or that your mind has turned to applesauce
the dreary architecture of your soul
but what exactly is it turns you off

 

by meinpenis
9-12-07
I just don't get modern art.
My five-year-old daughter could draw better stuff than this crap!
http://www.findmadeleine.com/
(past tense)
YOU KILLED HER

 

by meinpenis
9-12-07
ka-whomp, splat
DON'T PEOPLE ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR ANYMORE
please leave

 

by meinpenis
9-12-07
my ticket out of hell
...i can't move
AND YOU NEVER WILL

 

by meinpenis
9-12-07
push button
ouch
do it again
push button
don't do that
HI... I'M SHAWN PHASE - FOUNDER AND CEO OF TSS. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY

 

by meinpenis
9-12-07
I can pinch my own nipples!
That's great Robot!
Little did Billy know, Robot doesn't understand love.
...
I love you.
Such poetic justice...
HAHA! Now you don't have a penis either!
I'm sad now.

 

by meinpenis
9-12-07
LOLIFISHING
too late allready fapped to it

 

by meinpenis
9-12-07
Long have we studied the mystery of the Dwemer; most baffling of all the question of how their technology continues to function despite their complete disappearance several ages ago.
However, every attempt to transport Steam Centurions or Centurion Spiders to the Imperial Province for further research has resulted in them shutting down once as soon as the boat left Morrowind.
This led us to the conclusion that the power supply was, and is, Vvardenfell in its entirety. Astounding! An entire continent's mystical energy harnessed for the use of cutting-edge technology!
And they still couldn't run Oblivion.

 

what manner of witchcraft is this
by meinpenis, 9-12-07

 

by meinpenis
9-12-07
a classic of arcade shooting is being revived in a
THIS IS A RAPE JOKE RIGHT?
a classic of arc
EAT A JESUS
a classi
USER ERROR REPLACE USER AND HIT ANY KEY TO KILL ALL JEWS

 

by meinpenis
9-12-07
...so you are not the Nerevarine.
I Nerevar said I was!

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