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by mutten
12-16-06
Hey Bat hows life in a cave treeting you?
Terrible
There's not even the tinest bit of reception here anymore

 

by mutten
12-16-06
Do you have any shirts sorta hangy downyish
Sure dude, I'll be right back man
Psst Bat, I think she's stoned
As long as she doesn't think we're Jesus we'll be fine

 

by mutten
12-17-06
If you see Mark, run. He's trying to ban me
Oi, I thought I banned you!
That's it?
I over reacted didn't I

 

by mutten
12-17-06
If you see Mark, run. He's trying to ban me
Oi, I thought I banned you!
That's it?
I over reacted didn't I

 

by mutten
12-17-06
Did you here, the author accidently posted the smae comic twice, apparently he was so inpatient with his server he just kept clicking the save comic button
*Sigh* when will he learn

 

by mutten
12-19-06
Hello readers, your probably haven't been wondering why there havent been any christmas specials yet, but we're going to explain anyway, Bill
Well the reason is The author will be in England on christmas and will not have access to a computer but he'll do a couple on the 21st, the day before he leaves
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This isn't the best way to bring up our 150th comic is it

 

by mutten
12-21-06
Star Treck Christmas special is on
Ho, Ho, Ho
Stay Back Man
I don't like it that much

 

by mutten
12-21-06
Now Bat, I'm going to school so I don't you opening cristmas presents I just wrapped
And to make sure, I got a little friend of my mine to watch you until I get back from school
Psst Buddy, d'ya wanna go and see if he got you a present?

 

by mutten
12-31-06
Say Bill It's new years day tomorrow, do you have any new year resolutions?
For example you might want to make one not to watch so much TV and let Bill watch whatever he wants
Yes Bill, as a matter of fact I do have some new years resolutions one of them is to slap you everytime you give me a hint

 

by mutten
12-31-06
Ah It's new years eve. Time to get ready for the party tonight
And the best part is Bill isn' on the forum
Hey Mark
Damn I spoke to soon

 

by mutten
12-31-06
10, 9, 8, 7, 6
5, 4, 3, 2 1!!!
YES!!!......... Only 5 hours 56 minutes until 2007

 

by mutten
12-31-06
You know Bat, in countries like Australia and New Zealand it's already 2007
OH MY GOD! Some how at the begining of the universe they must've created a machine to see how long they'd have to wait until decent civelization, but it only took them forward a year and that means...
The best TV shows around where in the year 2 and we are just getting cheap low budget remakes

 

by mutten
12-31-06
How could they do this to us. I mean how I mean why?
It's just why didn't we figure it out earlier on. I mean it's so obvios.
Great shows like Friends and Futurama keep getting cancelled, it's because the people from the year 2 were so smart that they knew if they cut us of at a certain point people like me would go mental
Um this may be the wrong time to say this but um er you're not a person infact you're a bat you have no human rights at all

 

by mutten
12-31-06
I'm just so annoid I mean we should've done so research on them
But no we can't be bothered we'll just say they were people who lived in caves and had lots of hair and spent all day killing animals
You know the bonus out of this for me is that I managed to keep you away from the TV for over 3 hours

 

by mutten
1-01-07
Ah I wake up to a new year, it's time for a fresh start
I mean how, why. Them a year ahead. Me a year behind with crappy TV
I wonder if I should tell him that the Australia and New Zealand are only a day behind

 

by mutten
1-01-07
Hey Mark signed any clients?
hold on
"Your computer has been infected with Black Spider Virus 078"
Ya know I have a feeling we won't be able to find out for a little while

 

by mutten
1-01-07
Hey now, hey know don't dream it's over...
Hey it's just an arcade not a karioke bar
Hey there's no need to ruin it

 

by mutten
1-01-07
u st00p1d h34d
n0 u st00p1d h34d
You know, I can never understand your comics
Ah you have yet to master the mystery of intelligince yet

 

by mutten
1-02-07
And I had 3 years exprience being Ashley Simpson's Agent
and then 2 years with Kelly Clarkson
Mark can you please take your hand out of the puppet

 

by mutten
1-02-07
Hey Bill, how many humans does it take to change a light bulb?
Um I dunno
Well duh one

 

by mutten
1-02-07
Bat Great news, I got a dog
Now if he comes up here make him feel welcome
Oi buddy. You. Me. Outside

 

by mutten
1-02-07
Listen, I was here first and I'm not gonna let some dumb dog ruin it for me
Bring it on Billy Bong
If you'll excuse me I'll just go and pack my bags

 

by mutten
1-03-07
What hapened to you?
Your dumb dog, that's what happened
Aw such a cute dog, you couldn't have hurt Bat
You gave him the cute look again didn't you
Worked like a charm

 

by mutten
1-03-07
We inturupt this episode of Bill and Bat to bring you this
Hey Sis signed any clie-
If you ever wish to see your sister again, come to DarkTurn Alley with $10,000
To be continued.....
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by mutten
1-03-07
Now Bat, Tomorrow I'm going on a class trip to New York for 3 days so I need you to look after Rex
Yeah, yeah I'll take care of him (If you mean take care of him as in smash his face in)
Alright I'm gonna need the TV while Bill's gone and I don't want any interuptions
Give me 10 bucks and we have a deal

 

by mutten
1-03-07
Alright Class areyou ready to go on the school trip
What nuns, I never knew this school was a catholic school
Neither did I until I saw Mr. Keane enter the local church, walk to the front hold up a mini crucifix and speak in an Italian accent

 

by mutten
1-03-07
Quick Mark, the bus will leave in 2 minutes
Hold on just a sec
Your have just sent an e-mail contaning Red Sea Weed Virus 567 to bill@yahoo.co.uk
Done

 

by mutten
1-03-07
We went to find out what Bill and his class mates thought about the school trip to New York
Well It'll be fun, I guess. May the best man win
Well hey, I'm gonna go out there. Give it my best shot. Come away with a couple of hundreds and move on in life
This will be a waste of time
Well me and my girls are going and we're gonna have fun. Do some shopping. Meet some guys
*Queer Eye For The Straight Guy Theme Song*
Aw come on this sounds like we're about to enter one of those reality TV shows

 

by mutten
1-04-07
So this is New York
Uh-Huh
Pretty big
hm
You're scared aren't you
I've already peed my pants twice

 

by mutten
1-04-07
I wonder if Bat and Rex are getting along
Meanwhile back home in Vermont
Look's like it's just you and me
Prepare for the fight of your life
You worry to much

 

by mutten
1-05-07
Okay class I want you all to say your name so that I know we haven't lost anyone
Phil
Bill
Susan
Um yeah I'm Dave, I'm here but I'm a little worried about John, he's supposed to be behind me but there's a slice of bacon behind me
Shut up man, you're blowing my cover

 

by mutten
1-05-07
For one of you this will be your last night in New York. First up to vote is Bill. Cast your vote bill
Well I'm gonna vote out Bacon Man, I don't think he's been trying hard enough and he's really let our team down
Well Bacon Man, you've just been voted off, how does it feel?
Well not very good Jay
I blame the others for not being able to see my inner bueaty

 

by mutten
1-05-07
Wow I hear that Mark hasn't logged on for 2 days
Word on the street is that he's in New York
Peaceful isn't it
Yeah

 

by mutten
1-05-07
Hey Mark
Yeah what?
I just realised something
What
Back when the teacher made us say our names to see if anyone wasn't here, how come you said your name was Dave?
Well ya see, this is New York, you don't want any of the thugs around here to know your real name do you. Oh and just to be on the safe side I'm gonna call you Tiny Tim for the rest of the school trip

 

by mutten
1-06-07
And now on FOX Comic we our proud to present to you mutten's second official Comic. Staring all your favorite characters such as Phil and Mark
For some strange reason I keep getting Elevator music stuck in my head
Hah ha sucker
John and Bill
*Sigh* What did I just tell you 5 minutes ago John
And everybodys favorite... That Strange Talking Slice Of Bacon
*Gasp* I'm the favorite
Hey, how come I don't get a say in this!!!

 

by mutten
1-06-07
Hey Phil, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend,Tess
Hey
Now correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that my sister?

 

by mutten
1-06-07
Hey Bill, I got a job
What do you do?
Well it's not about what I do it's about the fact that I got a job before you
You're a garbage collector aren't you

 

by mutten
1-09-07
Okay you don't want to be called Tiny Tim fine with me. But don't come cyring to me when some crazy guy from around here gets hold of your real name and is hunting you down
Gimmie your name punk!
Um Tiny Tim

 

by mutten
1-09-07
*Sigh* I hate my job
Hey, Gavin Hutson started off as a garbage collector and 35 years later he's now the mayor
You really think I could be mayor
Oh no you're gonna stay garbage collector for the rest of your life. I was just trying to make you feel better

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