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by shank
5-30-04
Ok, so no matter what the title says, all my comics suck...alright?
*TURNS GOTH*
TURN THE FUCKING LIGHT ON YOU ASSHOLE

 

by shank
5-30-04
because seriously, who can read a piece of shit anyways?

 

by shank
5-30-04
Did you know that recent studies found that chewing gum increases your chance of remembering and processing information in your brain?
Did you know that recent studies show that entering someones private zone can cause brain damage? yeah, so get the fuck out of mine.
Hey you guys...yeah you two...you need to seriously chill out.

 

by shank
5-30-04
WHO ALL WANTS ICE CREAM?!?!?
MEE
ME TOO
WHY THE HELL NOT, AMERICA DOESNT ME ME RIGHT NOW
PEANUT BUSTER PARFAY(SP?!?!)
RICE CREME?

 

by shank
5-30-04
So i went to this party last weekend...man, it was a huge sausage fest.
so you mean like, they were roasting weenies?
only if your mind is in the gutter
hey, get a load of this guy
you two need to seriously stop pointing at me
why is it that...oh nevermind

 

by shank
5-30-04
ok bob, you know the drill...
what the hell are you talking about? no i dont.
HURRY BEFORE I BLOW AN O-RING
step away from the Bob

 

by shank
5-30-04
This coffee is making me want a cigarette..you got a light?
Monkey Fuck off my ass?

 

by shank
5-30-04
so, what do you think of my ass? pretty hot eh?

 

by shank
5-30-04
i dont think i can handle this shit anymore, i think im turning into a fucking cyborg here...my leg is twitching like crazy!
AH WTF WTF

 

by shank
6-01-04
one
two
must of ran out of sheep to count...?
zzz...

 

by shank
6-01-04
Tell us where the weapons of mass construction...uhh destruction are or we'll be forced to strip you down and make you guys perform sexual acts on eachother.
Or even the facilities with the technology to produce these weapons.
NEEEED FIREWOOD

 

by shank
6-01-04
You know, you are the right height and i sure could go for a waxing.
Then wax off LMAO
You know damn well im pinned on keeping my word.
I'll wax you when hell freezes over.
Fuck, i shouldnt have said anything.

 

by shank
6-01-04
Listen here asshole, stay out of my tree.
I SEARCH FOR NUTS
No, you see there are no nuts in my tree, Only banana's
I SEARCH FOR NUTS
Next time you come into my tree, im going to choke you with my tale.
NUTS HANG FROM MONKEY, MONKEY NOT IN TREE.

 

by shank
6-02-04
GOT TO GO PEE PEE BRB
K

 

by shank
6-03-04
Well, time to meet my blind date, he should be here any minute now...
45 Minutes Later
Annnny minute now...
Hey, are you my blind date?
Yeah, sorry. I sort of got lost. Turns out my dog wanted to go to the park instead.

 

by shank
6-03-04
Ohhh, uhh so you really ARE blind?
Yeah, this is a blind date after all, right?
Yeah i suppose, uhh well where do you want to go? Cant really watch a movie now can we.
Well yes we could, i can understand most movies by the voices. I can get into the movie theater's for free. You'll have to pay though for yourself.
Oh. Well do you want to just go get something to eat then?
Sure why not! I have a great place that we can go to, i get to eat there for free because im blind, you'll have to pay for yourself though.

 

by shank
6-03-04
Wow! you just get everything for free dont you?
Yes, i guess there are ups and downs to being blind.
I can see that, How about we just go to my place and we can watch a movie and eat popcorn...?
Sounds like a plan to me, but do you think we could stop by my house? I need to pick up something.
Sure, what do you need to pick up, if you dont mind me asking...?
Some condoms, we'll need them for later.

 

by shank
6-03-04
Hey buddy, whats up?
Not to much, hey can i get some condoms off you?
Well what happened to the ones you had?
uhh well i used them, what do you think.
you know what i think? i think you're lying.
ok ok, they expired...so what do you say...can i borrow some or not?

 

by shank
6-03-04
Well son, you've been here a long time...
...but im afraid its time, time for you to move onto more important things...
...like getting the hell out of my house, here you go, i packed up your shit. now get the hell out.

 

by shank
6-03-04
Idea comes from a comic by dickdeadly
Excuse me, Sir
SIR...
woh
Sir, are you on drugs?

 

by shank
6-03-04
NO DONT STOP NOW

 

by shank
6-03-04
Hi?
Hey little man! Can i interest you in something that would interest you?
Im not interested.
But you havent even seen the merchandise
Exactly, so what makes you think i'd be interested in the first place?
hmm...Interesting hypothesis.

 

by shank
6-03-04
Son, im sorry, i just cant take it anymore. I brought you out here for a reason...
Whats wrong, dad? Have I done something wrong?
Yes, The accident that crippled you has destroyed not only your life, but mine as well. Im going to have to end your life.
PLEASE NO
You are useless to me now, son. You have no role in the future of this farm.
OK OK, I would like to say one last thing before you kill me...

 

by shank
6-03-04
What is it you have to say?
I've been lying, I have been able to walk this whole time. I've just been real lazy.
Ohhh is that so?
Yes, Im sorry!
Lazy people have no place in the future of this farm.

 

by shank
6-03-04
Im so tired i could eat a horse.
Im so anal i could open up like an umbrella.
Im so drunk i could fuck you in the ass right about now.
Ok, i was ignoring you at first, but as soon as i heard "Im going to fuck you in the ass" i just couldnt resist.

 

by shank
6-03-04
HE SAID IT WAS LIKE STEALING CANDY FROM A BABY, THEN HE STOLE MY CANDY.

 

by shank
6-03-04
Hey, nice pecker...im sort of horny, how about it eh?

 

by shank
6-03-04
Where is that little bastard?
oh asssshoooole, where are youuuuu?
Who me?
yes, give my back that nail, i really need it to finish my project.
Oh you mean this one?

 

by shank
6-03-04
I tend to find myself...when i find myself, and now that i've found myself...i still have no fucking clue where i am.

 

by shank
6-03-04
If only i could turn 90 degrees to the right, and operate my middle finger...*shakes fist*..Oh thats right, i cant do that either.

 

by shank
6-03-04
YOU SUUUUUUUCK
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny

 

by shank
6-04-04
sooo cooollld
i cant.......take it......anymore *dies*
Welcome to hell, bitch. You'll be teamed up with hitler, remove all items of clothing.
damn dude, can i at least warm up first? you cranky pooper you.

 

by shank
6-04-04
hmmm lets seeeee.....
nah
screw this

 

by shank
6-04-04
Good morning...
Good Night
Good Night?
No
what?
HIYO SILVER, SADDLE UP THE THE HORSEY'S AND GET READY DO SOME ROPIN'

 

by shank
6-04-04
So its 2:00am, what are we going to do?
I dont know, i guess drink my coffee, What about you?
smoke my cigarette i guess...
righty-o
so...
Yeah so...uhhh wouldnt it suck if this aquarium exploded? Then we'd have nothing to do.

 

by shank
6-04-04
*poke* teehee
Stop it.
huh what?
Stop it.
*poke* teehee
I'd appreciate it if you'd stop poking my anus. seriously.

 

by shank
6-04-04
So apparently pulling stuff out of my ass is gross.
yeah i know, if no one told me, i probably would have thought it as picking flowers, i dont know...how about you?
I guess you could say, i talk shit.

 

by shank
6-04-04
2Sexy4U69-420-2004: HI ALL IM NEW 2 THE FORUMS, PLZ B NICE.
ohh hey baby
HOTSTUDDMUFFIN69: POST YOUR TITS
2Sexy4U69-420-2004: TEEHEE U SILLYHED. ASL?
HOTSTUDDMUFFIN69: POST/YOUR/TITS BITCH

 

by shank
6-04-04
Hey you, we dont take kindly to you folks 'round here.
Is that a gun in your hand?
Listen here boy, it's obviously the background.
you do much ropin'?
Are you kidding me?
Where's my dolphin? We're going fishing.

 

by shank
6-04-04
What are you doing?
Finding Nemo...
Why?
That little bastard owes me for the gram of laced fish food.
He buzzed by here like 10 mintues ago, said he was looking for a pink sea horse that stole his g-string.
what the hell, find me a g-string.

 

by shank
6-04-04
Only you can prevent Nuclear Disaster
Listen here cowboy. I see you've stopped, now drop and roll around over that land mine.

 

by shank
6-04-04
Well, here's my merchandise...
hmm, not interested
Oh come on, Its scented chloroform. I'll even let you sample it.

 

by shank
6-04-04
*RING RING*
ummm...MOM CAN YOU GET THE PHONE
*RING RING*

 

by shank
6-04-04
Hey bob...
What?
what do you do when you see iwillshankyou running down the street naked?
uhh run the opposite way?
no...*shakes fist*
i dont know, maybe its just my assumption, but are you gay?

 

by shank
6-04-04
SHOW ME THE HONEY
Hey baby
SHOW ME THE MONEY
I AINT GOT NO MONEY, BITCH

 

by shank
6-04-04
I love you!
I love you too robert
lets us never break up
we will be together forever
and ever and ever...
your hands are so soft.

 

by shank
6-04-04
I discovered my old account name was "sh4nk". Lets celebrate!
Sooo, how about that huh?
What? Is there someone behind me?

 

by shank
6-04-04
mmm yeah thats some potent weed
DAD, close the door, you're killing the hotbox!
Whoopsie doodle, sorry son.

 

by shank
6-04-04
soooooo
"sorry lol im talking to jimbob...and yeh he kinda thinks his ex is preg"
sweet
"uh no...lol i feel really really bad for him"
sweet, tell him i said "how are the kids?"

 

by shank
6-04-04
"no way!"
soooo whats he naming it
"ur so meean!"
hey! i wasnt the one that unleashed my fury inside a females vagina
"lol he was careful...i think shes bullshitting him for some reason"
well if its handicapped, you'll know its his

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