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by tryclide
11-14-04
*pwn* *pwn* *pwn* *pwn* *pwn* *pwn* *pwn* *pwn* *pwn* *pwn* *pwn* *pwn*
lolz, i r pwnN teh f0rum @ 200bps!!1111
raaarz! i r teh gost ov spam0rz past!!11111111
0 tEh noes! I r ded!!!!!!!11111111
lmfaorofl lolz!! *teh evilz*
*teh dies!!!1111*

 

by tryclide
11-29-04
In a club, somewhere...
Hello there.
Hello indeed...
A few minutes later, things appear to be going well..
Well, how about a drink then?
Oh, I see! You expect me to slowly buy your affection, like some kind of twisted, drawn out prostitution! Well, you can forget about it! Come crawling back when you stop digging for gold!!
...do you reckon I could still get her number?

 

by tryclide
2-04-05
Snogging? Thats an ugly word. I dont snog, I kiss. I do it softly and slowly.
Some might call it movie kissing.
Uh huh. And what movie would that be? Jaws?

 

by tryclide
2-07-05
Yeehaaw! I'm president of The United Plates again! Say, what does this button do?
No, Sir!! Thats the..
Whats the problem with satire then?
It has to be clever if its going to be funny.

 

by tryclide
2-07-05
I dislike Jack and Sarah. They're such a prickly pair.
..eh? Pear?
No, its a pun! Ugh, I hate you!!
What, just because I dont praise your wit?
No, you didn't even give a response to it!
I did! I said "pear"!

 

by tryclide
2-07-05
Why do you always hurl abuse at me like that?
Eh? It's not to be taken too seriously...
Yeah, but insulting people with little or no provocation is a bit off isn't it?
So what? I do it all the time.
Not exactly an admirable trait.
Probably not. Moron.

 

by tryclide
2-11-05
Oh man, I feel like shit. I'm this close to ending it all.
I know what you mean. Since Lizzie left everythings just gone downhill.
Hang on, you mean you're depressed now as well?
Oh, thats just fucking great!! Who am I supposed to bound off now!?!

 

by tryclide
2-11-05
Hey, it's Adam. I'm having that party today, I dont suppose you could still come?
Ah, sorry Adam. I've got lots of stuff to do. Like... erm... University stuff.
Ah, thats okay. Not as many people turned up as I expected, but thats cool. I'll still make a night of it.
Phew!
Ah, okay. Who else is there Adam? ....Adam?

 

by tryclide
2-11-05
Dear Adam. Your comics mostly are good, but they are extremely erratic in their quality, and highly inconsistant.
Inconsistant!?!?
The guy clearly doesnt know what he's talking about.
You're absolutely right.
I always am!

 

by tryclide
3-13-05
I'm here to apply for a senior management position.
AAAAARGHHH!!
Er, are you going to show me where the interviews are being taken?
NOOOO!!
It's because I'm a massive red lizard with spikes and yellow eyes, isn't it?
YES!!!!

 

by tryclide
3-13-05
I can't believe I got turned down for a job just because I happen to be a carnivorous lizard.
Hang in there brother! I'm part of the union for fair treatment of hideous miscreants and genetic freaks. We're taking the fight to the man, man!!
But you're human. Humans aren't exactly hideous miscreants by conventional thinking, are they?
Well, no.
But hippies and people with long hair are.

 

by tryclide
3-13-05
Why do you have a just say no sign? Why use a anti drugs slogan during an anti discrimination rally?
Huh? Dude, I don't know WHAT you're talking about.
It was a huge government campagn in the 80's, to stop the 60's from happening again. You don't remember it?
Oh, no man, I was in a ketamine induced coma for most of the 80's.

 

by tryclide
3-16-05
This anti reptile culture is getting out of hand. Even the fish are at it.
We dont like your types 'round here!
You'd think they'd be a bit considerate considering we evolved from fish!
That never stopped humans from ridiculing monkeys.

 

by tryclide
3-16-05
If you want a job, you should try acting for a while, like me.
I'd imagine the diversity of roles that a reptile could get these days would be pretty limited.
操業!!! それはGodzillaである!!!!!!!!!!
RAAAAR!!!
Meh, its a living.

 

by tryclide
6-28-05
I sometimes have serious worries about the female sex. Look at our magazines, our films!
It's nothing but mindless gossip and shallow re-inforcing of our twisted ideals of beuty. Are we so really so vain??
Oh my God... I've got split ends!!
*sigh*

 

by tryclide
10-20-05
Yeah, waddaya want?
Are your chicken nuggets actually made out of chicken?
Well what else would they be made out of?
I heard it on TV once that you put other stuff in the chickin like you put bits of other animals and lumps of fat and..
Well, we do make them partly out of little kids who piss me off.
AAAH!

 

by tryclide
11-27-05
Sho, I shed to my agent, I'm fed up with being the default character! Either you get me a job ash a clipart picture or you get the shack!
No, no no no. You can't leave me alone with jesus and the guy with feet on his ears!!
Ah, dont worry, I'll shend for you when I get the job. Fanshy some kareoke?
Yeaaah! ITS NOT UNUSHUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE!!!
It's tragic, but this is the reality of the situation. Thousands of underage drinkers are allowed into pubs and and bars every day, and this social desease will not be stopped until..
Shadap!! It's your round!

 

by tryclide
12-24-05
So this guys all like fuckin rock music, and I'm like fuck off and listen to some Elvis or something and get a haircut
Yea so true if it 'aint R'n'B den it must be fuckin shit, standard
Should we even try to explain to them what real R'n'B is?
Rhythm and blues, the clue is in the name.
And that has neither. These people are just wrong on so many levels.
It's not even worth trying to explain it to them. The irony is that real R'n'B is closer to rock music than the rubbish they listen to.

 

Now I've never been one to make sweeping generalisations, but... YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!!!
by tryclide, 12-26-05

 

by tryclide
4-21-06
Annie just wants to hang out this weekend and watch girlie films. What should I do?
Tell her you've got work. Usually works for me.
What do you mean it works for you? You don't have a girlfreind!
Oh yes I do.
In my mind.

 

by tryclide
4-21-06
Do you know anything about computers? Mine is acting up a bit.
How so?
I can't quite put my finger on it... it just seems a bit buggy.
It's probably nothing.
I'm still sure that's not right.
OH! ADAM! SPANK ME LIKE THE FILTHY BITCH I AM!

 

by tryclide
7-17-06
So.. you're saying you can't move at all?
For the last time, no!
Yoink!
Hey, thats my wallet! You sonofa bitch!

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