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by xxausrottenxx
1-07-04
lord, ive been thinking
yes, my son
with the 'priest touching little boys' story long gone, what can us dieties do to regain our fame?
well...
tweet?
you're gonna have to work with me, this is my first time

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-17-04
so i finally read othello, and this is how it really went
you whore!
you're black?
thats about all i got outta that

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-17-04
yo yo whats up my nucka
agh what the hell is this?
im the new eminem, and this time, i hate my stepmom
but eminem was younger and not a dwarf
dammit, i really thought i had something going there for a second
it was the ass smell that saw right through that facade

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-17-04
so, um, what ya thinkin about
im trying to think....
...if i used this finger for either the fish i ate last night or to help the poopie come out of my bum
...

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-17-04
hey, whats the deal, we havent been used in any of the comics robb has made
ya, i demand respect!
i mean i can see why he hasnt used an ugly insect like you, but me? i have dashing good looks!
you asshole...
oh sorry, that was "your asshole" it was a typo, and i was gonna say maybe he never uses you because you wont let him put his penis there

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-17-04
henceforth
im leaving you, for someone else...
you dont knoooow me
meanwhile
hi, im cher
man ive had no respect after the FTC
at the same time
i have breast cancer
my penis looks like that

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-17-04
my fellow americans, it has come to my attention that in the future there might be some kind of 'election'
and as an american, i think i can speak for everyone when i say that this idea of a 'fair election' is a ludicrous idea and comes from the rotting brain of the liberals
and, beginning today, i now assume the position of emperor of the world, god bless america

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-19-04
My GOD, that was the best show ever.
Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards.
Well, it's been a trademark of theirs.
So, now that it's over, what you wanna do?
ah dude stop pocket pool is so 1999

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-19-04
My GOD, that was the best show ever.
Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards.
Well, it's been a trademark of theirs.
So, now that it's over, what you wanna do?
stare creepily at little girls?
right up my alley dude!

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-19-04
My GOD, that was the best show ever.
Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards.
Well, it's been a trademark of theirs.
So, now that it's over, what you wanna do?
i guess this is something
the funny thing is that your standing in my ejaculate now

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-20-04
i say, have you gotten looser since last week?
uh, i dont know
youve been cheating on me!
i swear i havent been!
and you promise ill be baptized after this
you'll be good to go dude

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-25-04
hey man
yo, whats up doc
i was wondering, why do you have to cross the road so much
i have a simple explanation for that
whats that
to get to the other side, you fucking moron

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-25-04
hey john, whats new
eh nothing just got out of jail, they got me for fraud
im actually a DSL connection
you bastard...
hey, anything to put bread on the table

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-25-04
My GOD, that was the best show ever.
Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards.
Well, it's been a trademark of theirs.
So, now that it's over, what you wanna do?
we can go travel through time via that telephone booth over there
bodacious!

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-25-04
My GOD, that was the best show ever.
Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards.
Well, it's been a trademark of theirs.
So, now that it's over, what you wanna do?
we can go stare at theviciousanarchist naked
alright! xxausrottenxx will be none the wiser!

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-25-04
sigh
...
hey slut
what did you just call me
i called you a slut
no im deaf i cant hear you

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-26-04
alright mr nuts, make sure you dont mess it up this time
i know, i go to the tree, get the nuts, and then eat them
..and then
sacrifice their shells to satan?
no no, now see thats why animals dont go to heaven

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-26-04
um, hello
hey man! is this the place for the grad party?
agh, for the last time, its down the hallway to the right
ah, sorry mate, my mistake
did you just call me mate, you're an american
and you have a small penis, we all have our mistakes....jerk

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-26-04
peter, are the preparations complete?
yes, my lord, all the party favors are in place!
as for the whoopie cushion?
pffffft!
oh you guys are assholes!

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-26-04
hey whats up pete
eh, nothin, the big guy down here is being a bitch about everything being perfect for his stupid son's graduation
oh yeah i here ya, when neptunes daughter turned sweet 16, the entire waterworld was in some sort of cliche jewish word for for chaos!
oh yeah?
ya, it was a real madhouse
haha dude your fly has been down the entire time youve been talking to me

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-26-04
everyone...everyone could i have your attention please! the celebration is about to begin! id like to begin the party with a sound off
earth!
fire!
wind!
water!
heart!

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-26-04
Sk8ErAnGeL28 makes comics here
but shes a newbie, so nobody knows her yet
so weve decided to let everyone know that she exists
cuz...
its fun to learn
cuz knowledge is power!

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-26-04
what the fuck was that robb? my sons graduation party was first priority in these comics!
sorry, continue the party
god dammit robb....god dammit
hi are you here for asaingirl1's birthday?
this is all a big mistake
whats weird is im actually not looking at you at all...spooky

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-26-04
come on out of your room son, its time to cut the cake
dad i dont wanna come out, everyones just gonna laugh at me
oh nonsense son, you're just as handsome as your old man
i told you queer eye for the straight guy was a bad move for me
dear lord, your horrib...you look just fine, now lets go greet the others
ok i will, but be warned this facial expression is a facade for the hate i have...and the raging boner

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-27-04
hello friends, let me introduce to you, the man of the hour, my son, Stan D Jones, the future heir of hell and all around fun lover! come on out son!
son? son dont do this to me!
play a prank on ol' jesus christ huh? that'll teach him
dammit stan! the guests are waiting, damn you unlucky fate, damn you!

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-27-04
hhhm, dragonXero mad at boinky? what are the odds?
eh, might as well add my two cents
blocked from using the forums? thats weird, oh well....www.bigboobs.com

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-27-04
why dont you make these kind of comics anymore
well theres a simple explanation to that
and that is?
im from australia!
oh i get it, the whole "hey mate" thing
no because why would i be hating people here when i could be fucking your girlfriend...dumbass

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-28-04
hey whats up tom
not too much, man
so, you hear about the new email bug out there?
no, whats it about?
i dont know, but it really BUGS me....
you're such a fag

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-28-04
hey tom guess what?
i haven't the slightest clue
i found porn of your wife on the internet
oh yeah?
ya, it gave me a huge hard drive
shut up, melinda told me you're nothing but a floppy disc

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-28-04
oh jesus here comes peter
you mean the old panasonic from down the hall?
hey whats up dude!
uh...nothing...shouldnt you be recording some HBO porn right about now?
dude you missed a good nick arcade this morning, have you seen that show, the graphics are incredible!
dude you are so 56k

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-28-04
nate?
oh hey dude im behind i firewall, theres a hacker amok
oh yeah?
no, im lying to you
ass

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-28-04
so do you got kazaa lite?
the one without spyware?
ya, its hyper awesome! ive downloaded like 500 songs and like 30 porno movies, and the best part is, its all free!
isnt that illegal?
fuck, the RIAA!! i'm an innocent victim!
ya, and i have a 5ghz processor...dickhead

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-29-04
whoa, jon, what the hell happened to you?
i got a job
oh yeah? what do you do?
i said why dont you get a job, you filthy coon
oh, you work at the DMV...neat

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-29-04
oh man....um...
what?
are you going to eat me?
oh no, this is a klan ralley
whate pauer!

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-29-04
mr president, with all the hype over the current democratic primary, how do you feel you contend with the candidates
oh well ken, theres a simple explanation for that
the democratic primary is just a marketing tool
a marketing tool for what?
oh i just say that to make me sound smart, im gonna get my ass kicked ken

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-30-04
ya so i was talking to this TI graphing calculator the other day
oh those guys, theyre so fucking salty
ya man, i got nothing but syntax errors, i swear those guys dont have a sense of humor
id say so
oh yeah, coming from a computer with parental controls set on 3 year old
error: does not compute

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-30-04
jesus, am i going to heaven or hell?
why little girl, youll be burning in hell by the time your 28!
waaah!
hahahaha, that girl is so gullible, if i told her it wasnt in the dictionary, shed actually look!
2000 years earlier
your so stupid pete, gullible really is in the dictionary, i even wrote down what it means just to be sure. it means......fuck
hahahaha!

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-01-04
200
COMIX
WILL
BE
TEH
GOAL

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-01-04
hey there kids! its mr stinky again, saying to start this february off with a bang! with rising cigarette prices you can rest assured that there will be deals aplenty!
brad will sell to minors!
what'll it be
why cigarettes of course!
cigarettes never killed the dinosaurs, it made them happy!

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-01-04
maybe i should make a comic about you
it would be killer!
there would have to be sex though!
hey, i LOVE boobs
so, what kind of music do you like
damn, and right when i was gonna say SCROE!

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-01-04
hhm...thats nice
whats the letter say?
it says with only 29.99 i could enlarge my penis 2 inches or more
oh those things are just scams
what else is a scam is the cyanide i put in your orange juice this morning
:O

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-01-04
i like clay aiken
:O
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:O
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by xxausrottenxx
2-02-04
yo yo im a demon called pete, and i got stinky feet, and i kid you aint, you can make out part of my taint
hey yo im death, im high on crystal meth, whenever im not high ill come make you die
yo death, you aint shit, you should just get a grip, that weapon im seein, implys the bend in your penis
to keep you in check, its bent cuz im french, and to make matters straight, your not, so stop hatin
hey man im not gay, i fuck bitches, that straight? and just for the record, your a....nerd
ya im a nerd, i love D&D, and a desk at microsoft is where i should really be, but instead god fucked me over, and gave me this job, so i sold out to stripcreator, and you have small balls....word

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-03-04
...hey dog on ball
whats a matter man
eh its nothing, i just dont think i get the respect i deserve here, its like im a tool for these geek's humor
no, no thats not it at all
well what is it?
aw dude your nut's totally poppin out.

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-03-04
so, the bus is late huh
yeah ill say, weve been waiting here for like a half hour
nah, its been more like 15 minutes
i suppose so
actually its been like 25
fuck you

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-03-04
i dont understand whats in dcoms head, he thinks he's a G, but he's so white he's dead
yeah man i got you, i saw him last week, with pube hairs that long, im surprised he can pee
i know what you mean, i just shaved last week, but i got too close, and i made my nuts ble.....you were looking at his penis?
...i keed i keed

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-03-04
man, papa roach is soo metal.....hey at least i can drink legally

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-03-04
i have this virus, that gives me an option to send an error report or not
when i dont send the error report im fine, until the message pops up again, but when i send the error report..

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-03-04
cthulhu! how goes it dude
not so good, stan
whats a matter
my girlfriend broke up with me. she said when i give her oral sex it just makes her nervous
oh i would see the problem
you jerk! just because YOU didnt need braces doesnt give you the right to make fun of me.....asshole

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-03-04
robb! hows it feel to have 200 comics under your belt?
it feels great ken! all this hard work has been paying off and i hope to continue my run in the business
now that youve passed the 200 mark, what are you gonna do now?
why, im gonna go home and make sweet love to your wife, ken
...
dammit guys! quit fuckin with the cue cards, now we gotta do that again

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