All comics by xxxenon

 

by xxxenon
12-20-04
Grave robbers
The skeletons are coming out of the dark shadows and into the light.
Kicking up Dirt.
Unearth the box
Rattling some Bones.
A Colorful Circle.
Skeleton key
Silent Authority !
Silent Army !

 

by xxxenon
12-22-04
Scull and Bones Society.
You are entering a world of Clandestine Affairs.
I trust that you will enlighten the Spirits.
The hidden hand that feeds our Carnal Desires.
The Flesh and Body.
Washington's Diary !

 

by xxxenon
12-22-04
Have you ever seen the President ?
No ! One of the Joint Chief's takes the Newspaper.
The President has a Dope Boot Collection.
Cowboys and Bootleggers.
What about Indians?
Crazy Horse Theives.

 

by xxxenon
12-22-04
I aced my SAT scores.
Are you planning to go to college?
My dad wants me to go to Yale.He is an Alumni Member.
That is Ivy League.
Poison Ivy !
I scratch your back you scratch mine.

 

by xxxenon
12-23-04
I am writing you a ticket for Joy Riding.
On what grounds?
Obstructing traffic ! you are suppose to be on the sidewalk not on the street.
I am in a Wheel Chair.
How fast does that thing go?
Faster than you can Jay Walk !

 

by xxxenon
12-23-04
Mutual Liberation Front
What is today's top story?
There is a leak in the White House.
Opium Drug Trade
Should I call in a Plumber ?
The pipe line extends from here to the Middle East.
Spy
Afghanistan?
3 quarters of the worlds Opium Market !

 

by xxxenon
12-23-04
The full wolf moon is on January 25 at 5:32 am.
That is when we will initiate you into the Brotherhood.
Finially, I will have a sense of belonging.
Security blanket.
What is a sacrifice?
Ourselves !

 

by xxxenon
12-23-04
The Full Cold Moon is coming soon.
I can feel a chill in the air.
Santa Ana winds of Love and Dispair.

 

by xxxenon
12-25-04
THE CRONE IS THE NIGHT SKY.
SHE STANDS GUARDIAN AT THE CROSSROADS.
A GODESS WHO GIVES BIRTH TO THE LIGHT OF WINTER.

 

by xxxenon
12-25-04
OUT OF DEATH WE ARE BORN INTO LIGHT.
KEEPER OF KEYS TO ALL MAGIC.
5 POINTS OF FELLOWSHIP AND THE CIRCLE OF REBIRTH.

 

by xxxenon
12-26-04
THE DARKEST MOMENT OF THE FULL COLD MOON AND THE BARREN EARTH AT THE DEAD OF WINTER.
THE WINTER COLD FASTENS IT'S CONTROL,NIGHTS ARE LONGEST AND DARKEST.
DECEMBER 26 10:06 AM ... YULE ALL COME BACK NOW YOU HEAR.

 

by xxxenon
12-26-04
Dont you think it is time to take off that silly costume?
This costume makes me alot of money.
Jesus Christ nailed to the cross makes the Catholic Church alot of money too.
We all have to buy into something.
Your a Capitalist !
I prefer to be called a Landmark.

 

by xxxenon
12-26-04
Your tradename is Santa Claus.
Trademarked !
Is that like the mark of the Beast ?
Ho Ho Ho.
Your a sell out !
It Sells !

 

by xxxenon
12-26-04
They say history repeats it's self.
I am going down in History.
That is my Kango Hat.
Eat Shit !
Inspired by the Holy Scripture verse
Ezekiel 4:9

 

by xxxenon
12-26-04
Born and Bred for Life.
Prophecy of the Ages.
OH ! My God.
Punked !

 

by xxxenon
12-26-04
Human Power Struggles
Hate,Guilt,Fear.
World Vision
Leaders and Followers.
Political and Religious statement
Lead the follower.
Evil and Hell are Internal States.

 

by xxxenon
12-26-04
Apollo... The ancient Greek and Roman God of Light
Code of Silence.
Healing,music,poetry,and prophecy
Unlock the dormant Energy.
''That is one small step for a man,one giant leap for mankind''... Apollo 11 Neil Armstrong
Let's go for a Moon Walk.

 

by xxxenon
12-26-04
On the tree top.
What is your babys name?
Hazel.
That is a small tree of the Birch Family.
The Tree Of Wisdom.
The Tree Of Life.

 

by xxxenon
12-27-04
Blessed
What is your babys name?
Wendy
That is a made up name for the little girl in Peter Pan.
Your Imagination.
My Best Friend.

 

by xxxenon
12-29-04
Desperate house wives my parents favorite T.V show.
This is the edjucation channel.
No wonder we are an enlightened society full of Spirit.

 

by xxxenon
12-29-04
Gossip !
The spiritual force that drives America. !
The Human Energy Field !
You are having a near death expierance !

 

by xxxenon
12-31-04
Grand Master King
What is your rank?
Page and Squire.
You are of noble birth and it is my honor to appoint you Knight Commander.
Finally, I will get the Girl.
Accolade
What is your Oath ?
To protect the Virgin symbol of truth and the medal of honor for todays Missing Youth.

 

by xxxenon
12-31-04
Guess what is in my pocket?
Money !
Rosary beads that were blessed by the Pope.
Lucifer ! you are starting to scare me.
The beads protect me from tempting girls like you.
Who do I look like Lady Fatima !

 

by xxxenon
12-31-04
The force of evil is Powerful.
I thought you were Satan and didn't believe in the Crucifix !
Counterfeit truth is always in need of Prayer.
She Devil
Do you want some Wine ?
The Forbidden Fruit !

 

by xxxenon
12-31-04
Would you like a Devil Dog?
This must be the Third Rail !
These are my Assets !
You just grabbed My Ass !
The Devil made me Do It !
I love your Passion !

 

by xxxenon
1-01-05
Roman God of love and beauty
Order of the Ivory
Golden boy
Inherit the throne

 

by xxxenon
1-01-05
One King,one Queen
Two Bishops,two Rooks,two Knights
Eight pawns

 

by xxxenon
1-01-05
Two armies
Viking raids
Mythological battles of good and evil
Sermon Of The Wolf
The Royal Think Tank
Monastic Chronicles

 

by xxxenon
1-01-05
Welcome to the Planet Mars.
Life does exist !
Nearly 30 years has passed,it is about time you came back to get me.
You haven't aged a bit.
The iron rich soil clay masks have perserved me.
The Viking orbiter turned up in a pawn shop.

 

by xxxenon
1-01-05
The Viking landers are powered by Radioisotope thermoelectric generators.
Which use heat produced by normal decay of plutonium dioxide to make electical energy.
The dish-shaped high-grain antennas communicate with earth,smaller antennas communicate with the viking orbiter.
A pirate bought the orbital camera.
Captian Hook
You are a Porn Star !

 

by xxxenon
1-02-05
We have the hottest sex tape on the market.
The profits will fund our campaign.
I am going to buy a Corvette.
Did you see Corvette Summer?
Luke Skywalker in a hot rod.
A New Testament !

 

by xxxenon
1-02-05
In Heaven porn does not exist.
Remember this is Hell.
I have selective memory sometimes I forget
Did your Father engage in watching porn movies,magazines,ect...
Yeah
Our Father who art in Heaven !

 

by xxxenon
1-03-05
Moon Doggie
Gidget
xxx
We are America's sweethearts.
Role Playing is sexually stimulating.
Do you want to try out my new pornographic memory enhancer ?

 

by xxxenon
1-05-05
We got the Rooster now we need a Straw Man.
Someone to bale us out.
We will give him a security number and a name.
You are a Man after my own ego.
Social status !
A Dummy Corporation !

 

by xxxenon
1-05-05
Where the hell is the Straw Man he is suppose to distract you from the bull rider not me.
What a Bozo
My manager said this was a birthday party.
Bull dozer
Quit clowning around.
I'm not the one wearing a whig made in China !

 

by xxxenon
1-05-05
I am going to ride you for charirty
What is today's occasion?
Cure for cancer !
Cancer causing agents?
Shhhhh
Just what I need another cheer leader !

 

by xxxenon
1-08-05
How may I help you?
I would like a protein shake with some energy boosters
Are you a bodybuilder?
Mr. U.S.A
United Steroid Abuser !
You got any nubain?

 

by xxxenon
1-08-05
This is a convenient store not a pharmaceutical company.
I need some relief.
I cannot support your drug habit.
I will kick the habit out of you Tap out !
Hi Dr. Feel Good.
Just stopped by to alleviate some stress.

 

by xxxenon
1-08-05
Stress busters
The storage wherehouse is under 24 hour surveillance.
A locker room full of party favors.
Government Guide
How do you place an order?
supply it and demand it !

 

by xxxenon
1-08-05
How many hits do you want?
100 rolls for me and the Crime Family
Do you want glow sticks?
Not unless we are going to a stick up
You made it to the Rat pack
Frankly speaking !

 

by xxxenon
1-09-05
Are you with me in the Capitalist's Campaign?
There is a powerful engine running beneith the interface.
Victory is at hand.
The Association's system is complete.
The computer gaming world is a means to assimilate strategy and grow your empire.
Heartland Securities !

 

by xxxenon
1-09-05
My name is Valkyrie. I am a warrior maiden here to assist you
Did Thor send you?
Thor loves the band Deftones.
That is my favorite stage set.
I personally love Slayer.
We will get along just fine.

 

by xxxenon
1-09-05
I intentionally played your song ha ha
Catty bitch
I intentionally suck energy
Change the energy field of dynamics
The driving force that fuels us.He who laughs last gets the first laugh
I am in the drivers seat
I am on the Passangers side ha ha

 

by xxxenon
1-11-05
Why are you not wearing your bright yellow livestrong bracelet ?
I dont buy it.
It is to support cancer research.
Slave labor is a major problem in other countries,it is the cheap way out.
What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
Exactly my point !

 

by xxxenon
1-11-05
Tea is just one of the many products being produced in China for the American market.It is a vast network of forced slave labor.
I am not quite sure I understand.
Steel pipe,shoes,artificial flowers,toys,hand tools,clothing ,soap,perfume, furniture,grapes, and cotton.The list goes on...
How can we know which goods are produced by Slaves?
You name it and it probably came from a Laogai prison camp.
What does my wrist band say?

 

by xxxenon
1-11-05
The label says MADE IN CHINA
Chinese torture
It is not just a prison system of punishment for criminal acts,it serves as a tool to keep China's communist regime in political power
Doesn't that take jobs away from American workers?
Walmart had to agree to sell only China made goods to be allowed to open a Walmart in China
Live strong in America

 

by xxxenon
1-12-05
Say no to slavery
Support made in U.S.A.
I'm hungry
let's go eat some chinese food

 

by xxxenon
1-12-05
Just doing a little stretching bofore class.
It centers my energy.
The chi effect !

 

by xxxenon
1-12-05
Take a deep breath and exhale.
No one can come between me and my Calvins.
Take that you steroid freak !
Pipi Longstocking your underwear is showing off your inner strengh.

 

by xxxenon
1-12-05
Too much testosterone.
Do you shave?
Bald as an Eagle.
Are you Patriotic?
Yes ! I do it for my Country.
Gay Pride !

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