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by Beeko180
5-09-09
This comic was nominated by Beeko180.
Book stores are fun.
Uh huh.
Can I have some of that soda?
It's not soda.
What is it?
Excuse-me for a second while I go ask the old lady sitting in the corner fingering a knife a quick question.

 

by Beeko180
5-09-09
Nobody thinks you exist birdy. But you know what?
That doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is my love for you.
Why are you kissing a lamp post?

 

by Beeko180
5-09-09
You must. You MUST guide the spirit of the elder worm!
But what if my efforts turn to failure? What if all humanity shrivels up and dies beneath my feet and leaves me to stand blindly by noone's side?
What if life itself is a JOURNEY?! A JOURNY BEYOND RECOGNITION! A JOURNEY OF SOUL SEARCHING LOVE! WHY DOES THE WORLD BLINDLY TURN FROM THIS FACT? I ASK YOU THIS! I ASK YOU!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-09-09
I was looking at a pair of shoes the other day.
For some reason, and out of the blue, they started talking.
My doctor said that illusions are quite common after a concussive blow to the head by a truck.

 

by Beeko180
5-09-09
Hello Ms. C!
Hello Mr. Finkleten! What are we going to do today?
We're going to go to the fair!
Gee, that sounds REAL fun!
ROBBERY, ROBBERY, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-09-09
Where am I?
You are on.......... The Island
DUNT DUNT DUUUUUUH
Is there any way off this rock?
I have been here for 30 years and have never seen a way off it.
What about that parked speed boat over there?

 

by Beeko180
5-09-09
Don't even think about it.
But I'm not a burglar, I spread joy to children all over THE WORLD! I'M A VERY VERY NICE MAN, I'M A FAT JOLLY SKIPPER AND I'M PROUD TO BE GOING OUT WITH YOUR WIFE.
oops.

 

by Beeko180
5-09-09
Hello I'm from the Australian Government. I go from door to door boarding up people's doors and windows for the imminent Zombie Outbreak.
Uuh.
I am glad to accept your hand as a token of our newly built friendship.

 

by Beeko180
5-09-09
Please don't bother me...
B-
I said please don't bother me.
YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FINE!!! YOU DON'T OWN ME!!!!! DO YOU BUDDY!!!!! WELL GUESS WHAT?!?!?! I'M SO ANGRY I JUST MIGHT BURST INTO FLAMES! AND BECAUSE THIS IS A CARTOON....

 

by Beeko180
5-09-09
I'm dead.
How Ironic.

 

by Beeko180
5-09-09
Mamma always said that you can't light a fart.
But now, with this bottle of vinegar, a lighter and my butt.
I CAN MAKE ONE!

 

by Beeko180
5-10-09
I went for a walk in the morning once.
Last thing I remember, I woke up in hospital after getting hit by a train.

 

by Beeko180
5-10-09
Tobor hasn't got a view on the world!
Oh?
YES "OH", YOU STUPID CUBICAL IDIOT!!!
OH GOD!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-10-09
Psst. You heard of the Shroo?
The what?
The Shroo, the sign of orderly conduct, the winger of freedom.
Who the hell are you?
I'm a doped up bee that's who.

 

by Beeko180
5-10-09
And this is where I keep my tax returns.
How many lives do you have to ruin before you decide to retire?
And this is where I keep the body parts of my vic- oh wait you aren't supposed to see that.
Hey Tod, I have a face and you don't! Hahahahha!!!
Yeah, and I can punch your face in and you can't do a thing about it!

 

by Beeko180
5-10-09
Garfield, I'm never going to feed you again.
This just in: Garfield Snaps!

 

by Beeko180
5-11-09
What's up with him?
I told him that women don't just take a holiday for 3 years and never call you.

 

by Beeko180
5-11-09
Zorro, how many times have I told you, NOT to carve your initials into the window.
I didn't mean to, I swear!
And you're going to tell me that rigging a homemade firecracker to explode was an accident as well?

 

by Beeko180
5-11-09
Elvis, I really think you should cut back on the fatty foods.
"No Preservatives, no Artificial Flavours and 100% Fat free"
I'd rather eat horse shit.

 

by Beeko180
5-12-09
I can't believe your dating him. Who would love someone like that?
I don't know what you see in that fat sack of-
Technical Difficulties...

 

by Beeko180
5-12-09
Vello Kids, Today I'm gonna blow your mind when I count to three.
1... 2...

 
by Beeko180, 5-12-09

 

by Beeko180
5-12-09
My neighbour decided to sue me last week.
Apparently people don't like you BORROWING their daughter and throwing them out of a helicoptor to win a bet.

 

by Beeko180
5-12-09
Dude, can you see that thing?
Nope.
Scared?

 

by Beeko180
5-12-09
So Don, how's the peanut factory going?
I stopped running it.
Really?
Yeah.
When I got sued for child endangerment customers would come in telling me that "They don't want to buy from the 'Baby Burner'".

 

by Beeko180
5-12-09
Are you sure it's rabbit season?

 

by Beeko180
5-13-09
I've got you cornered, you stupid mouse.
Hey Tom.
What?
I was going to tell you that there was a car coming, but I felt like laughing.

 

by Beeko180
5-13-09
Hey Pete, guess what!
What?
I got fired!
Yaaaaay!
You know, I'm starting to think that you don't even have a brain.

 

by Beeko180
5-13-09
WANNA SEE MY ZIPPER?
You do know what that means right?
OH GOD!!!!!!

 

So why'd you take me out here?
I wanted to feed you rat poison.
by Beeko180, 5-13-09

 

by Beeko180
5-13-09
Isn't this food great or what?
Yeah, it is.
NO IT ISN'T! IT SUCKS!!!!
Did youbhave your pills this morning?
SUCKS, SUCK SUCKS!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-13-09
This is a very mysterious mystery.
When there's something strange going on in the air, who do you call?!
Ghost Busters!
We're on holiday, buzz off.

 

by Beeko180
5-14-09
Dear John Lennon, I know you've been going out with my wife.
Meet me behind the drug store at 8 am.
I will furiously pound your head into the ground, pull out a dagger and stab you for all it's worth.

 

by Beeko180
5-14-09
Hello kind stranger, lend some change?
Goats can't talk.
Yes but let me ask you a quick question.
How much weed does it take to see this happen?

 

by Beeko180
5-14-09
Children are so nice...
Lieing still and motionless...
Gurgling out foam from their mouth as everyone else but me and him in the room run around screaming...
Oh oh...

 

by Beeko180
5-14-09
....around the neck of your lifeless body...
...groping it with pure hate and thrashing it against a wall continuously like a rag doll...
...Climbing up a tree and tieing a rope around it so that it hangs in mid air suspended by the strength of a rope tied to the brand of a tree...
Clips from Jerry Springer!
What?
I'm sorry, weren't we playing cherades?

 

by Beeko180
5-14-09
Now turn around, close your eyes and count to-
DEAR GOD, IT'S HIDEOUS!!!!
FEEL THE INFERNO SLASH IT'S FIERY RAGE AGAINST YOUR BURNING CORPSE!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-14-09
Hey, Sanderson! Sanderson my man!
What's got you so excited?
I just got promoted! He said I'm promoted to fired!
Tell me when an anvil drops from the sky onto your very weightless head...

 

by Beeko180
5-14-09
I have a teenage daughter who's as a rather exquisite interest in politics.
Oh?
Yeah, apparently Kevin Rudd ducked Mr. Speaker during the parliament meeting last Friday.
What was his excuse?
He said that people shouldn't be expected to sit down and listen to a bunch of babies talk about stupid bus stops.

 

by Beeko180
5-14-09
I got the most FANTASTIC idea last night.
Hit me.
I realised that my daughter doesn't ACTUALY go out to the library to study for school.
What does she do?
I caught her smoking joints behind the drug store.

 

by Beeko180
5-14-09
I know where you live.
Of course you do, we've known each other for 15 years.
That's a bummer.
I'm going to travel back in time to the exact moment where we started this comic to prevent my clumsiness for ever taking a toll on the reader.

 

by Beeko180
5-14-09
Spring Cleaning on the weekend.
Can't wait.
Why's that?
They come popping out in that silky red dress of hers.

 

by Beeko180
5-14-09
I applied for a job yesterday.
Really? How'd it go?
They said, they'd rather date a mule.
Wait when you say "they" do you-
Yes. That's exactly what I mean.

 

by Beeko180
5-14-09
Your mother ran over my family cat the other day.
How have you been handling it?
Do you have any form of alcohol on you?

 

by Beeko180
5-14-09
How long have you known?
Let's just say finding it out in action, isn't the best way to come to a conclusion.

 

by Beeko180
5-14-09
Nice suit.
I don't care?
What is your problem today?!
Your my problem.

 

by Beeko180
5-15-09
Well, my life has ended.
It's about time I face the truth now. For we all know, that there shall be no hiding.
There shall be no hiding or the boy who does so shall drown in tears of pain.
I don't like the concept of you being in this comic. Get out of heaven or I'll make sure you die in the most horrific way known to man kind.

 

by Beeko180
5-15-09
Hello little- HOLY HELL!!!!!
LOOK AT HOW FAT THIS GUY IS!!!!!!!
DEAR GOD, HE'S BIGGER THAN ME!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-15-09
Seen any good movies lately?
If by seen you mean "stole" then no.
Look, I don't care if you're pirating, just give me the damn discs ok!
Maybe you can pry them from my pocket after I commence "drowning your head into a toilet bowl and flushing it".
I like em' feisty!
Wait what?

 

by Beeko180
5-15-09
What are you doing in my house?
Borrowing your X-Box.
Get out of my house god damn it!!!!
Oh cool, you've gotten past the fifth level.

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