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by Beeko180
5-18-09
Maybe we can talk to your friend about how over-zealous you are towards women.
Ok, ok. I dragged you in here so we could talk.
Spit it out tubby.

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
My friend wants to know if you like her.
The fat one?
Hey fatso.
FATSO!!!! IS IT FATSO?!?!?!?

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
You need to go on the pill.
By pill do you mean, the one that makes you so doped up, that when you go to order takeaway the clerk starts smelling your clothes and speaking in tongue?
I hope to god you die from a stroke.

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
Maybe there's another way out.
What?
A secret way out. Somewhere... along these walls. There'll be a switch. Or a button, whichever one seems more logical.
You're going mad with grief. Get a hold of yourself.

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
Just because you never thought of this, doesn't mean that I'm wrong.
Yes but the fact that you come up with such a desperate plan to cling your hope on at a time of great depression just goes to show who you really are.
An idiot.
I found the switch.

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
Well that was smart. Any last questions before I kick your sorry head through space at the speed of light?
Just one.
Get back here you sorry excuse for a man!

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
You're crazy...
Everyone's crazy. We live in a crazy world.
So what exactly am I trying to tell you?
After reading this you'll probably have it all figured out anyway.

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
McDonald's is Rubbish.
Not necessarily. McDonald's isn't made of rubbish, thereby making it NOT rubbish.
Rubbish is rubbish. There's no difference.
Yes but rubbish is made up of items, not rubbish. Rubbish is a plural of anything that is thrown out. So if there was a pile of discarded items. You take out an old shoe.
That makes the shoe classed as an item and not rubbish.
You're still fat.

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
What's short, skinny and really annoying?
ME!

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
The series is about me (resembled as BigEvilDan) and my talks with internet friends. Enjoy!
All I did was say something to him.
Yes, but what did you say?
I asked him "if he was gay".
No, seriously...

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
THIS IS ALL YOU'RE FAULT YOU STUPID DACHSHUND!!!
Dachshund???
Rematch?
Maybe later...

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
Mine fell from the sky.
Yeah.
It came from the trees I think.
Yeah, a nut.
I big, blue nut, shaped like a book.

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
We're nerds.
No we're not. We're reading books.
WE'RE NERDY PENGUINS!
HOW UNCIVILISED IS THAT???

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
SALLY AND JACOB, SITTING IN A TREE!!!
K I S S I N-

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
See?
I can't see it.
Oh?
It's the new "feel good" hit of the summer. It's called "Get a Grip Blondie"...

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
You're a pantha.
Isn't it obvious that I'm NOT a pantha?
Yes, but you resemble a pantha in many ways, you're black hair, and your buff appearence.
The way you are standing, and the pose in which you were drawn for stripcreator. The way you're black eyes gleam in the sunset, you're love for the outback.
All this points to one thing: "You're gay".

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
I'm just telling you how obvious it is. No boy is called princess.
That's absurd!
I'M ABSURD!
Damn right you are.

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
Let's just say life isn't what it's cut out to be.
Hey dude, what happened?!?!
Let's just say, throwing a bag of bricks in to the air and not moving aside isn't a good idea.

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
You ever tried chocolate skittles? The packet is brown.
Wouldn't they be just like smarties?
Well yes, but the basic principle of the chocolate-
The basic principle of the chocolate skittles, is to create another boom in their sales prices. This allows them to begin finding more ideas and make cheap rip offs of their own.
In turn, this will effect how many customers will turn their backs on the skittles compnay, and how many will remian loyal customers. But in the end, it all boils down to three things:
The rich, the poor and the overly-confident.

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
I'm sad.
I'm sad too. everyone is sad!
How come you're smiling and posing with a positive attitude?
Dear fuck, I'm blind.

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
How much of this syringe did you stick into your thigh?
*thunk*
What is THAT supposed to mean?!?!

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
I hope you have a wallet cause I'm about to blow your head off.
Maybe it's not the option of wether I have a wallet that bothers you. Maybe it's the fact that we live in a world where political correctness is all that matters.
And maybe the fact that you can't deal with that explains why you suddenly pop up in a comic and threaten to blow someone's head off for no particular reason other than to feel like the bigger person.
Damn right.

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
I swear I haven't had ANY drinks Officer Shmurtz!
Don't call me that.
Why not?
WHAT'S THE POINT IN A CAVITY SEARCH?!?!?!

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
NO, NO, NO!!!!!
Frank, if you don't want help, all you have to do is say the magic words. I'm here to help you.
THANKS FOR THE CAR CHUCK!!!!!!!
Goddamnit...

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
Honey what are you doing?
My PE teacher said I should toughen up and lose some of these rolls.
Have fun dear!
In other news, an entire PE class falls under the rapidly increasing risk of anorexia.

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
I watched Casino Royale last night!
Really? How was it?
Uuuuh....
Double Six! Everyone Wins!
Those aren't ordinary cards. They're a DECK of cards.

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
I heard you layed some eggs.
Yeah.
Is it a guy egg?
I don't know. It's made of snow and ice.
I'm hoping it hasn't got frostbite.

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!?!?!?!
I did what had to be done. Regrets: I've had a few, but then again: too few to mention.
GOOD POINT!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
Have you ever considered cutting back on the phone calls to Finkelmen?
NEVER!
Stop looking at me like that...

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
Dear christ, it's like a miracle come straight before my eyes!
HEY! DON'T CURSE IN FRONT OF ME BOY!
HEY! GET BACK HERE FATTY, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!
Screw it, I don't get payed enough for this garbage...

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
I have you're friends locked up in the boot of my car. Give me 500 bucks, and we'll call it a draw.
Maybe with all that alcahol in your system you won't be able to hear me when I say this. But for my sake more than yours I'll go ahead and spill the beans. Three simple rules buddy:
Smoke, Stroke and Die.

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
Now open your eyes.
Tell me that isn't what I think it is...
Yep! I did a huge dump on the footpath! Is that a great birthday present or what?

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
I stay healthy.
You do?
Yup! I eat junk and exercise.
?
It's a balanced diet.

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
At the lighthouse....
I know! Let's ask him!
Don't look at me!
Why not?
I'm a figment of your imagination, that's why.
He said it's up there....
I'M STILL A FIGMENT!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-19-09
Hi. I'm Kerry Myres.
It's been a long time.
I'm pregnant.

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
Hmmm...
Mmhmm....
Such an indepth conversation. An intense one at that.
Mmhmm...
Actually it's boring as hell...

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
This one never really took place at all...
What?
I'm not hiding anything behind my back. It's a TV.
A ridiculously small TV?

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
I'm cold.
How the?!?!
You're under a Mammoth for gods sakes!!!!
A big FAT one too!!! How the hell can you be cold?!?!?

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
I got banned.
What did you do for that to happen?
.......
FUCK YOU, PIG!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
And that's how your sneaky little snob of a daughter got on the bad side of me.
And whenever someone gets on my bad side. Their family suffers. And whenever their family suffers, I suffer from anger. And whenever I suffer from anger, Someone dies.
You want to know who's going to die Ronald? Do you want to know? I bet you do, don't you?
Five bucks says I do.

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
I'll take care of this.
Really?
Yep! I'll need an old military costume, a sniper rifle and a pay.
What's the pay for?
Well if there wasn't any money involved, I'd tell you to fend for yourself.

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
The swealtering summer sunlight streams across your back as sweat trickles ever so gently down you're glistening red cheeks.
You wheeze and pant.
A man walks up behind you. You turn around. The man reaches out towards you as you back away.
You scream and struggle as he grabs your head and starts trying to snap it.
Boy, I'd hate to see what you're like when you're happy.

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
So I was hunting in the woods....
The hell?!?!

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
!

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
But... But power without consideration is a morality.
You must guide the young flame.
Seek wisdom in the teachings of the great masters of our order. No one is safe from the lure of drugs and nobody is without hope of redemption.
For more information on this topic please contact crime stoppers on---- 1800 333 000.
I'm sorry, here I was under the assumption that I was listening to a man who had one too many drinks last night. What's a morality?

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
I hope you feel loved, because I have the BEST present for you!
*sigh*-- I'm not taking this lightly...

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
Man, life goes fast when you're on autopilot...
I used to be a kid.
How ironic.

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
So you're telling me that you're last name is so long I wouldn't be able to pronounce it?
Yep!
What is it?
Foddlie Van Rosenhoovers.
Who would have a last name like-
Are you still forgetting that this is one of you're really freaky hallucinations where a snowman grab you by the turf of your hair and starts yanking furiously?

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
Hey, do you have an application from one of those really gay online stores?
You mean from the app store? You're not getting it.
Why would anyone want one of them anyway?
(clears throat)
Oh... right.

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
You know, you've been in Beeko's comics for quite a while now.
But now that I think about it... Isn't snow supposed to melt from heat?
Frosticles???

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