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by Alexandra
8-22-03

 

by Alexandra
8-22-03
GAWD that Alex fella is one hell of a fox and a half.
Yur preachin to the choir. I'd buy THAT ass for a dollar.
can we go now?
What are you talking about? You're a cartoon drawing. God, and they say girls are smarter than boys. lol.

 

by Alexandra
8-24-03
Hey. How much?
*Meow*
15 minutes and a car ride later
OMG YOU'RE A WOMAN!! GROSS!
*Bark*

 

by Alexandra
8-25-03
You are awsome. Please make babies in my stomache. :(
No.
Sadness consumes me. :(

 

by Alexandra
9-12-03
DUDE, YOU NEED TO GET YOUSELF SOME POON!!!! HEHE, YA!!
:*(
I don't like killing people. :(

 

by Alexandra
9-16-03
HI MI NME IS DUMB BITCH AND I WEAR LIP GLOZZ.
HIE MY NAME S CHUKLEFUCK ND I M STOOPD.
UNPROTECTED SEX RESULTS IN BLINDNESS.
THE DEAD CAN SEE YOU MASTURBATE.
LOL LOL
[adult swim]

 

by Alexandra
9-24-03
WASSUP BIATCH. WANNA HIT THIS SHIT? YOU KNOW U DO!!
hi
BUSTED NIGGA-BITCH!!

 

by Alexandra
9-24-03
I AM PURE ANGER!!! FEAR MY UNRESTRAINTED, UNADULTERATED, CONCENTRATED RAGE!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH SWEET GOD IN HEAVEN!!! OHHHH THE PAIN!!

 

by Alexandra
9-24-03
Wow, I hardly recognize anyone here. You look great.
Thanks. So how are the kids?
Really good. really good.
So have you heard about these "glory hole" things?

 

by Alexandra
9-25-03
HEY GUYS
HEY GUYS
HEY GUYS
SO HOWS IT GOIN?
LOL. YOU'RE CUTE.
SUPRISE FUCKER!!

 

by Alexandra
9-26-03
This comic is here to clarify that when I use the words "gay" or "faggot" I am using them in a way completely devoid of any sexual meaning. It just means I hate the subject in question.
I hate homosexuals.
Who doesn't?

 

by Alexandra
9-26-03
HOW U DOIN? ;)
I'm having my period.
GROSS.
:(

 

by Alexandra
9-26-03
Cigarette butts on the sidewalk is littering. I'm going to have to write you up.
FO SHIZZLE MA NIZZLE? THAS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT RIGHT THEYA'!
Haha. Well that was fun. But remember kids, smoking is not only illegal if your under 18, but if you smoke it, your parents will die.
My dad abandoned my mother when she was pregnant with me and my mom died in a car accident when I was 3.
LOL. JK. I killed my parents with a hacksaw last night.

 

by Alexandra
9-29-03
HELLO MR.INTERNET BOSS. I AM HERE FOR WORK TODAY.
OMG STFU FAGGOT. U R FIRED!!
U CAN'T FIRE ME!!! I FUCKING QUIT!!!
SECURITY! ESCORT THIS FAGGOT OUTSIDE THE INTERNET!!
GHEY!!

 

by Alexandra
9-29-03
GOD I AM SO GLAD I QUIT THE INTERNET. I WILL HAVE TIME TO DO SO MUCH STUFF NOW.
AND I WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THOSE FGGTS ALL OVR TEH INTERNET.
IN FACT I AM GOIING TO MAKE MY OWN INTERNET. A NO FAGS ALLOWED INTERNET!!

 

by Alexandra
9-29-03
OMG I AM HOOKED UP TO MY INTERNET!! I AM GOING INTO CYBER SPACE!!!
WHERE IS TEH PRON?

 

by Alexandra
9-29-03
I WANT MY JOB BACK AT THE INTERNET. MY INTERNET IS GHEY AND HAS NO PRON.
OK. LOL. BUT YOU R STILL TEH GAY FAGGSORZ.
AHHH. IT IS GOOD TO BE BACK.
NEWB!!!

 

by Alexandra
9-29-03
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by Alexandra
9-30-03
HEY!
OMG. FUCK OFF.
HEY YOU DON'T TELL ME TO FUCK OFF!! I'LL TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF! YEA!!
WHATEVA LOOSR!!!
TATHS IT!!! I QUIT REAL LIFE!!

 

by Alexandra
9-30-03
OMG THIS IS SO COOL NOW THAT I QUIT REAL LIFE! I WILL BE ABLE TO HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO MYSELF NOW!!
AND NO MORE STOOPID F@GGOTS TO MAKE ME ANGRY OR SAD!!
I'M GOING TO MAKE MY OWN REAL LIFE!!

 

by Alexandra
9-30-03
COOL!! IN MY REAL LIFE I MADE A MY REAL LIFE PERSON WHO IS NT A STOOPID F@GGOT!!
HELLO.
DO YOU LIKE JOKES?
YES!!
OMG U R A DUMB UGLY F@GGOT.
HAHAHA. U R TEH FUNNY!!

 

by Alexandra
9-30-03
Originally ALEX QUITS REAL LIFE was going to be a complaint about how much some people suck.
As I got to comic three though i realized that I'd shifted more towards teasing myself than the people in life that I hate, so I'm ending it now before I make this any gayer.
OMG!! OH NO!! I AM BLACK NOW!!
BUSTED!!

 

by Alexandra
10-01-03
I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A NEW SHOW WHERE TWO PEOPLE FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN A METAL CAGE CALLED "NIGGER DOME".
THE TWO PEOPLE TRY TO KILL EACHOTHER USING THEIR FISTS AND KNIVES.
ALL COMBATANTS WILL WEAR A DIRTY WIFE BEATER WITH THEIR NAME TAG SEWED ON.
WHY IS IT CALLED NIGGER DOME?
I DON'T KNOW.

 

by Alexandra
10-02-03
CUNT

 

by Alexandra
10-02-03
TODAY IS A FINE DAY FOR AMISHING.
AMISH-WTF
It is I! The "special moment" fairy!!
OMFG UURRGGGHH AMISH-JIZZUM JIZZUMS!! ><;;
Have a very nice day!!

 

by Alexandra
10-02-03
BALLS BALLS BALLS!!
My legs don't work.
LOL. ^^

 

by Alexandra
10-02-03
HEY FUCKER!
STFU FAG!
U WANNA THROW DOWN MOFO?
U NOW IT!!
RAP BATTLE TIME!!!!
BRING IT SON!!

 

by Alexandra
10-02-03
I SAY DA HIP HOP RAP RIP RAP RIP!! OW!!
WIT MY B'S AND MY G'S I GET MY CHEESE WIT MY PEAS RAP RIP RAP!!!
WOW. YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT RAP BATTLES!!
THX! U R VERY GOOD AT RAP BATTLES TOO!
MOMENT OF SILENCE IN REMEMBERANCE OF JOHN RITTER. NEVA 4GET. :(

 

by Alexandra
10-03-03
ALONE AT LAST.
What?
ALONE AT LAST.
Um, what exactly do you mean by that?
ALONE AT LAST.

 

by Alexandra
10-03-03
LA LA LALALA LALA LA!! LA LA LALALA LALA LA!!
I AM XENA, WARRIOR PRINCESS.
BANG BANG!!
HE RAPED HER WHILE SHE DIED FROM A BULLET WOUND TO THE LUNG!!
JUST LIKE IN THE T.V SHOW!!

 

by Alexandra
10-03-03
GOD DAMNIT NOOB3 IS SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT.
I BET HIS GIRLFRIEND HAS A FUCKING BEARD AND SHE DRINKS VODKA
I BET SHE COMPETES IN STRONGMAN COMPETITIONS AND CHEWS TABACCO AND SPITS IT IN HIS MOUTH WHILE THEY MAKE OUT IN HIS TRASHY CAR
HES IS SUCH A FUCKING BORING LOSER WASTE OF SPACE AND TIME
I WISH GOD WOULD DO US ALL A FAVOR AND GIVE HIM SOME PAINFUL DISEASE
[adult swim]

 

by Alexandra
10-04-03
HELLO KING. I WISH TO PARTAKE IN THIS LIFE I HAVE HEARD THE TOWNSFOLK SPEAK OF.
YAY VERILY, YOU MAY HAVE ONE.
YAY!!
MAKE PRECIOUS USE OF YOUR NEWLY AWARDED LIFE YOUNG ONE!
AT ALEX'S LIFE.
WASSUP NIGGA BITCH?
Excuse me?!

 

by Alexandra
10-04-03
CAN YOU DO IT ALEX?
ARE YOU UP TO THE CHALLENGE?
SHOW EVERYONE WHAT YOUR MADE OF!!
hi.

 

by Alexandra
10-04-03
CHECK IT OUT LADEEZ!! ^^
I shat in your pool.
sorry.

 

by Alexandra
10-06-03
YESTERDAY I BOOED AN OLD WOMAN.
LIKE THIS.
TURNS OUT SHE HAD AIDS.
SUPER LOO!!

 

by Alexandra
10-06-03
SO I WAS WATCHING T.V
YEA.
AND I SAW THIS COMMERCIAL FOR "NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT".
YEA.
AND I WAS ALL LIKE, "WTF"
LOO

 

by Alexandra
10-06-03
OMG I LUV U.
OMG LUVVY BUNNYNESS. LUVUMS. LUV.
OMG IM MAD AT YOU. BECAUSE I LUV YOU.
OMG UR SO SENSITIVE. I LUV YOU ALWAYS FOREVER.
OMG I LUV YOU.
U AND ME 4 EVA.

 

by Alexandra
10-09-03
OMG ALEXA HAS AN IDEA FOR A NEW COMIC!!
I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A COMIC!!
HE CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE IT!!
OMG! IT IS SO LOO!! OMG OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE IT!!
HAHA!! GOOD ONE ALEX!!
WASN'T THAT HILARIOUS?
I don't think I want to father your children anymore...

 

by Alexandra
10-09-03
Take me to your master.
Right this way.
Fool!!

 

by Alexandra
10-09-03
I WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE LEFT NUT IN THE GULF WAR AND DIED FOR YOUR SINS, SO YOU BETTERREPECT ME AND WHAT I DID FOR YOU!!
OH NO YOU DI-ENT!! YOU ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW ME!! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!
DON'T BACKSASS ME!! I'LL LAY DOWN ONE OF MY AWSOME TRAINED FORCES MOVES ON YOUR ASS.
LAQUISHAAAAAAAAAA!!
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS??

 

by Alexandra
10-11-03
MAKE ME A GRAND MOCHA LATTE WITH EXTRA CINNAMON!!
NOW!!

 

by Alexandra
10-13-03
I just got this great idea.
What if I became a super hip hop rap dance master and I broke it down with my funky moves 24/7 to the beat non-stop?
What if...?

 

by Alexandra
10-14-03
Fuck everyone.
Suck on it.
Seriously. Fuck you all straight to hell.
Fuck you.
There is no joke.
You all suck.

 

by Alexandra
10-17-03
The front of the car...
That part of the Lizzy Maguire movie was SO SAD...
The back of the car.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... THE LIZZY MAGUIRE MOVIE!! HAHHAHAHA...

 

by Alexandra
10-17-03
What?
We aren't white.
We call it maize. loo.

 

by Alexandra
10-18-03
When your worst enemy...is yourself...
?
I'm fucking kidding.
Bout to say...

 

by Alexandra
10-19-03
I WANT CHICKEN I WANT LIVER
MEOW MIX MEOW MIX PLEASE DELIVER.
I WANT LASAGNA
STFU!!! ITS MONDAY!!!
WHUT WHUT?
YOU KNOW IT!

 

by Alexandra
10-20-03
I AM A 17 YEAR OLD BOY AND I AM CONVINCED I HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT. HOW TOTALLY ORIGINAL AND PRODIGAL IS THAT?!! MAN!!
OH WAIT! NM! I CHANGE MY MIND. NOW I'M SURE I HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT. LOO. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW DUMB I WAS BEFORE!! ITS LIKE, LOLx2!!
Its ok Alex. Don't worry, our love is fo' EVA! I <3 U! ^^

 

by Alexandra
10-20-03
30 SECONDS TO MARS IS THE BEST BAND EVER
30 SECONDS TO MARS IS THE BEST BAND EVER
30 SECONDS TO MARS IS THE BEST BAND EVER
30 SECONDS TO MARS IS THE BEST BAND EVER
30 SECONDS TO MARS IS THE BEST BAND EVER
30 SECONDS TO MARS IS THE BEST BAND EVER
30 SECONDS TO MARS IS THE BEST BAND EVER
30 SECONDS TO MARS IS THE BEST BAND EVER
I'M HAVING A FUCKING EAR ORGASM.

 

by Alexandra
10-22-03
Strong men also cry. :(

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