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by Beeko180
9-13-08
This just in!
Oh what now? is he listening to the fricken television again or summit.
*suddenly the volume goes on full blast*
OH THAT'S REAL MATURE JENNY!!!!!!!
Turn the god damn volume down I'm trying to steal your car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
Why do White Babys always end up being gay?
Is this a rascist comment on my gender?
No it's a rascist comment on your race.
For your infomation I'm half cast. And what are you? Black?
No technically I'm brown.

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
And the President has arrived!

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
I have something really important to tell you.
What?
MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!
30 minutes later_________________ Intimidation can be cruel_________ The End By James.
soooooooorry
good.

 

by Beeko180
9-13-08
*dramatic theme music please*______ DA DA DUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
few he didn't see me.
The End By James.
*squeels* You didn't hear annything. I'm just a bush.
Oh, that's funny cuz' I could of sworn I saw someone with a knife to my back. But hey, who am I to jump to conclusions.

 

by Beeko180
9-14-08
Hey baby's can't play arcade games!
shut up little girl!
Your liitler then me!
The End By James.
No your littlest!
I'm gunna play grand theft of my bum again. Can i have a quarter?

 

by Beeko180
9-14-08
You think your so hot Mr. Ball!
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring
Well if i had a nickle for every time I heard Ning Ning.
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring
Ning ning Sounds like Ning nong. You think your so fat Mr. Ball. Well i'm fatter than you and proud to be so.
Ring Ring Ring *stops ringing*

 

by Beeko180
9-14-08
I made this with my mum............
I came from Australia.
Bearing gifts for all.
There's boomerangs and didgeridoos.
Kangaroos and Emus.
And don't forget Our Koala too.
And our Cocky Cockatoo.

 

by Beeko180
9-14-08
I came from Los Angeles.
Over there I handed out bike discounts to the poor people with the money to buy 6 mansions and 7 cars and even the furniture to go inside the 6 mansions. Noyt to menion a crack house and 6 crack-
-addicted babys. After i did that I foun out he'd been ripping off people with a cheap $2 Halloween suit of a Hobo.
I was very embarrassed.
And honka-honka horny

 

by Beeko180
9-14-08
And that is the story of how a gay person apparently sho 61 children ina kindergarden with a banana. I'm Jhon trumen Reporting live from louisiana. Whereever that is...
Why do people always have to ask me the same question. I mean it's not like I'm stupid lookin' whenever I'm watching TV. I better stop talking otherwise i'll jinx it. HA............ha................
blah ........................................ blah ........................................ blah ........................................ blah ........................................ blah
....................haha. That was an odd sort laugh. Not the ordinary normal sort of laugh but more of a *drools* sort of *dribble* *dribble* *drool* *dribble* *dribble* *drool* Why do I keep droolin
damn!
Why is your mouth always hanging out when your deep in thought

 

by Beeko180
9-14-08
Hi Hurray Up and get crackin ok. I need to have my coffee break soon.
O-ok sir.
Hey Diddle the cat did a fiddle. The cow peed over the moo-oo-oo-oooon. The little dog barfed to see such fun and licked it up with his spoon.
Your hired!

 

by Beeko180
9-14-08
Well it's been a long ride folks. In fact only 5 episodes
But the cool thing is we aaaall learnt something.
Io learnt how to burp the alpha. The alpha. Tha Alpha- uhhhhhhhhhhh.
The Alphabet?
No I think its the alphasauce.

 

by Beeko180
9-14-08
So why did he have to die Bill.
Apparently he was leading a rough life.
Really? How tough?
It all started in 1901 when Michael Phelps was 190.
The End By James.
But Michael Phelps isn't that old.
Shut up I'm telling a story!

 

by Beeko180
9-14-08
Please Mr. Winn I neeed to go to the toilet.
For the last time i said Only if you give me 5 bucks.
But But But But
But nothing. Now cough it up flyboy!
to be continued..........
O-k here it is. Your stinking 5 dollars. Now can i please go to the toilet.
No.

 

by Beeko180
9-14-08
What do I have to do To make you let me Mr. Winn!
Watch me strip.
ok ok ok!
30 minutes later..........
Now look at it!
yes very good Now can I fricken go!

 

by Beeko180
9-14-08
Aaa oh god yeah that hit's the spot!
this coffee tastes funny!

 

by Beeko180
9-14-08
This guy looks like he's posing..........
Hi hotty.
I'm not gay!
.............in his underwear.
Neither am I.

 

by Beeko180
9-14-08
This comic was inspired by chaodwarrior.................
huh?
Shhhhh he's coming.
what the Frick happened hear?
Surprise!!!!! We trashed your Room so that it looked like your wifes bikini had gone missing!
Wow guys I really apreciate this.
Good because it took 7 days and 89 weeks to do it.

 

by Beeko180
9-14-08
Sometimes when I go to bed I dream about you.
and piss
don't forget piss.

 

by Beeko180
9-14-08
"Agog with a Nog"
What is your favourite part in romeo and juliet
The Princess.

 

by Beeko180
9-14-08
In the mens changing room............
Your peanuts.
What about them?
They've got no hair.
And they're wrinkly.

 

by Beeko180
9-14-08
Name a fractured fairy tale?
Repunzel. Snow White-
These are all fairytales but they're not fractured fairytales!
They can be if you push them off a cliff.

 

by Beeko180
9-15-08
I came from underwater.
Where some people are fish.
And some are gays.

 

by Beeko180
9-15-08
The End By James.
We interrupt this broadcast to give you a live feedback from the dead Heath ledger's passed away body. And i'm gunna say: He ain't gettin' any deader

 

Oh my god my little sister is gonna see-
OMG what is that!
by Beeko180, 9-15-08

 

What the freak is that?!
It's my dingdong
by Beeko180, 9-15-08

 

by Beeko180
9-15-08
Yeah so Jenni. I thought we should- Ohhhhhhhhh yeah! Ohhhh god yeah!!!!!!! -stop seeing eachother.
What was that?
Uh Nothing! I, stubbed my toe on the desk! Let's get rowdy!
What?!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry. Where were we? Ohhhhhhhh baby!!!!!!
*Hangs up*
Honey? HONEY?!

 

by Beeko180
9-15-08
For the last time why are we here Jon?
Well, tim You see I-I-I-I..........
I wanted to give you a swirlie.

 

by Beeko180
9-15-08
What's the difference between Me and you?
What?
Your gay and i'm straight.
Who said I was gay?
The End By James.
I did.
*crackles*

 

by Beeko180
9-15-08
Hey Bob.
Yes?
Hsave you ever come across another fish who looks exactly like you but isn't you at all?
No. Let me ask you a question.
The End By James.
Yeah?
Have you ever come across any other gay fishies swiming around this place in a gay fashion?

 

by Beeko180
9-15-08
Hello
Hello
Speak English god damn it!
Ni how.
Ever since they changed the meaning of English I'v e been having fun using those five words.
Ever since English meant chinese there have been sixteen hundred different morons who keep on telling me to speak chinese.

 

by Beeko180
9-15-08
Now son, just remember only turn your indicator on if your gunna turn left.
Inevetible Crash

 

by Beeko180
9-15-08
Yo bruda!
Are you a gay?
Why yes.
Pimp man your obscenely old right?
Why yes.
Your gay and old.

 

by Beeko180
9-15-08
Here's my imitation of an insane man..........................
*heart thumps* Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump
Chooga Chooga Chooga Chooga
The End By James.
Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN HEAR IT THUMPING!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
9-16-08
Oh, Hi!
Let me guess. Get in a bin day again?
No it's Jump-In-The-Skits day
But they aren't the skits. What's with that?
I know. I couldn't afford anything more than a bin.
Really? That sucks because your so lame you had to buy a bin instead of a skit for Jump-In-The-Skits Day.

 

by Beeko180
9-16-08
Go Away!
It's out here if you want to kick it!
The End By James.
What do you want?
HA!!! I made you come out!

 

by Beeko180
9-16-08
You hop in.
No you hop in.
Ladys first
But I'm not a lady.
A man's purse is his ladyness______The End By James.
Then what's that?
A purse.

 

by Beeko180
9-16-08
So have you finished all your assignments?
All except one.
May I ask what is wrong with that particular one?
It said on the paper: Please don't write in this book.
Yeah but I crossed it out didn't I?

 

by Beeko180
9-16-08
What's wrong Bill?
I killed a duck today.
What about it?
I had to watch it squirm all over the ground like a dying ant.
That's seems shrewd. Why did you have to though?
Because my fin had gotten caught in the side of a ring pull.

 

by Beeko180
9-17-08
Hi welcome back to Ramsy's Kitchen Nightmares. We're I teach you how to bake a freaking batch of eggs with some freaking butter and freaking milk to make a freaking cake.
I never knew they swore this much.
Let's get this straight. i don't want to taste this freaking garbage until the day pigs fly!
Oo La La. Neither did I know they showed this good stuff either.
On the other hand let's get it on baby!

 

by Beeko180
9-17-08
So why did you come to see me sir?
My foot's numb.
So if I stabbed you in the foot with this here needle would you feel anything?
of course I would!

 

by Beeko180
9-17-08
OMG it's a dead chinese kid!
I'm not dead.
OMG the dead chinese kid just spoke
I said I'm not dead!
OMG the dead chinese kid just yelled.
I SAID I'M NOT FREAKING DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
9-18-08
OMG the dead chinese kid just roared at me.
*screams* I'M NOT FREAKIN' DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG the dead chinese kid just screamed at me.
*explodes* SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG the dead chinese kid just exploded at me.
*pulls out rifle and cocks trigger* Your freaking dead now little fishy! *left eye twitches*

 

Heh heh, spell my name again!
Kuzco, your a tool
by Beeko180, 9-18-08

 

by Beeko180
9-18-08
So what are you in here for?
Punching a guy in the head.

 

I have nothing to hide! Except for the things down here.
by Beeko180, 9-18-08

 

by Beeko180
9-18-08
Hi Ugly beyond all reasons head guy. How are you?
What did you say?!
Your so ugly that when you got ran over by a car it made you look pretty
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
9-18-08
Year of the lifeguard tune.........
The sound of a needle scratching a record is replacing it
I'm going to give this kid some lovin' of my own.

 

by Beeko180
9-19-08
I sense a change in light patterns
After the lights are turned back on by an unexpected visitor...................
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HONEY A MURDEROUS MAN IS TRYING TO KILL- *stabbing sounds* *helpless scream*
The End by James.
I sense a change in sound patterns.

 

by Beeko180
9-19-08
*fluff*
I sense a change in wind patterns.
The End By James.
And Smell patterns

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