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by Deaths_Head_II
8-13-04
Mushy, you are doomed! There is no way you can defeat me!
That's what he thinks!
*Censored for being just plain nasty*
What? My bullets are just get absorbed by him! He's too mushy to be hurt! No! No! GET AWAAAAAAAAAAY!
*Slurp*
Isn't there a rule against biting?
Yeah, but not for slurping up somebody in one gulp.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-13-04
Ha, looks like my opponent didn't even show up. I guess I win by default.
ROUND ONE, FIGHT!
Wait! How the match begin? My opponent isn't even here yet!
Oh, yes I am, DPR! Ha ha!
Oh my god! You're invisible!
No shit, Sherlock.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-13-04
What the heck happened to your body Lurkfiend?
You see, DPR, spending so little time actually posting on the boards basically made me lose my visible form on the FFTSB.
That can't be possible!
But it is, DPR! And you are doomed, because you can't hit what you can't see!
Yeah, but I can hit what I can hear.
I need to learn to keep my big mouth shut...

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-13-04
Well, my family have been planning for a month for us to go on a vacation trip, but that leaves me with a problem here.
Since I'll be gone for one week, that would mean that there will be no strips during that time, and I don't want to let down my loyal fans.
So, beacuse of this, I told me mom I would rather ruin my opportunity to go to Orlando, Florida, and stay home just so I can continue the strip.
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Nah, I'm just messing with you guys. I'll see you all in a week. Peace out.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-14-04
Well, I'm all packed for my vacation to Orlando, Florida. I'm now going to the airport!
I DON'T THINK SO!
OMFG NO! ITS A HURRICANE! WTF! BBQ!
WHOOSH!
And thus, my vacation was ruined.
What a happy ending.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-14-04
Okay, I guess it's time for us to battle then!
no, wait! I first have to go on my trademark pointless and stupid rants first!
What?
blah! blah! blah! these stage lights are blinding! blah! blah! blah! these uniforms they give us are too tight! blah! blah! blah!
Whatever...
and another thing...don't you hate it when your enemy hits you while your not paying attention? blah! blah! blah!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-14-04
Hey there, Cheaty.
Skibbly? Aren't you supposed to be going up against COOLJ in the member battles? What are you doing here?
Sadly, I was disqualified for breaking one of the major rules before the battle even started.
Really? Which rule?
Well, it turns out chickens aren't allowed to participate in the member battles.
HATE CRIME!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-15-04
Our next match up is Merlin the Tuna vs Titan44.
Huh? Who the heck are those guys?
I think I saw Titan44 once or twice post on the boards, but I'm not sure if it was him or BR.
But wait a minute, wasn't Merlin just an alternate for that other guy? Whats-his-face?
I'm not sure, but I heard they may have been shown in one of those FFTSB tribute pages?
By the way, if anyone here even cares: I won.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-16-04
I would like to let out a happy birthday to my buddy, DarkPRamza.
I would also like to say happy birthday to Skibbleyboo, another one of my buddies.
And thus, I saved time and made one happy birthday topic for two different people.
Lazy bastard.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-17-04
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOUR PATHETIC EFFORTS CAN AVAIL YOU?
But--
TAKE THAT FOR EVEN DARE CHALLENGING ME YOU PUNY HUMAN!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
MAN THIS IS SO FUNNY I CRAPPED MY PANTS.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-18-04
We must battle to prove who is superior out of the two of us, BR.
You shall never win, US. I am obvious stronger then you.
Your comments have been proven false. I have defeated you, BR, and won the battle.
Very good, US. You have proven yourself to be the better fighter.
What the hell? Was this comic supposed to be funny or what?
I couldn't think of a good punch line for this strip. Sue me.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-19-04
Well, it looks like the dice has chosen us to face off against each other, Bea.
Yep.
So I guess that leaves us no choice but to fight and let the best man win.
Yep.
Damn it, I am so screwed.
Yep.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-21-04
Yay! My Dell finally came in! It's so awesome! I can't wait to go online with it!
What's this? My DSL isn't working at all? I can't go on the internet!? No! NOOOOOOOOO!
Man, I've never seen a person cry that hard.
Can't talk...must play Doom 3...

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-26-04
Well, I have decided to kill of the member battles story arc. I bet you're wondering why I 'm doing this.
If you noticed, I haven't been doing many strips lately. The problem is the MBs, because I keep dreading continuing them.
The fact is, it's not as funny or clever as I thought it would be. Plus, I haven't had much fun with it as I should have.
So, for these reasons, I have decided to quit the MBs and continue with my regular comic strip routine.
Funny how he didn't mention "Because I'm a lazy bastard" as a reason for him to shut it down.
Hmm...that also has to be the reason he hasn't put me in any strips lately!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-28-04
Pardon me, my name is Talas. I am aware your internet name is 1337h@><0r#1. I came here to discuss our argument on AIM.
You showed a lack of grammer, personality, and intellegence by using 1337 phrases and by insulting my mom, myself, and my personal tastes.
Please give me one reason I should not rip out your spine and beat you to death with it.
Because your mom will be sad that she just lost her number one boyfriend.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-28-04
Warning! Spyware and Adware have been detected on your computer!
Warning! You have lost the capablity to use Internet Explorer or Instant Messanger!
I....HATE....YOU....
Warning! An error has occured and your computer will self destruct in ten seconds!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
8-29-04
The Porn Identity
*CENSORED*
Dude, where's my pants?
OOOH!
Dude, you're kinda freaking me out....
Passion of the Christ: Ressurection
Did you see him? He's still alive! And now he's after us!
It's impossible! He's dead! I SAW HIM DIE!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
9-01-04
Okay, DH2....How about this match up...Hannibal Lecter vs Jason Vorhees.
Hannibal Lecter. No contest.
Are you kidding? Jason can slice off Hannibal's human-eating head with one slice of his big ass machete.
Yeah, but Hannibal Lecter is so scary smart, he'll probably talk Jason into commiting suicide after five minutes.
The blood of your foes isn't on that machete, my friend...it is on your hands, and only your own.
Oh my God...you're right! *sniff*

 

by Deaths_Head_II
9-12-04
Hey Thief, do you know how many electricians it takes to screw in a light bulb?
No. How many?
ONE!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
.......
I made that up myself.
I can tell.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
9-12-04
Hey Thief, do you know what brown and sticky?
No. What?
A STICK! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
.......
DH2 told me that one.
Oh my god...it's spreading!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-12-04
That's Neo. He's capable of manipulating the Matrix to make himself a God and is here to free the humans from the control of the robots.
Yeah, I'm cool.
Yeah, but can he see why kid's love Cinnamin Toast Crunch?
They've got...uh..the Matrix binary code on them?
No, you "Neo-nothing!" They've got swirls of cinnamin and sugar!
Actually, they don't even exist.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-12-04
" It started out as a day like any other....
Ah...nothing like coming home after a hard day of work at the garbage dump...
" But as soon as I entered the house I saw a shocking sight! "
ARCHIE! WHO'S THAT ON THE BED? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?
No! It's not what it looks like, RMR! Robbie just...uh....got some chocolate on his pants and I licked it off for him!
....and then after I finished chomping on Archie's eyeballs, the police came and I ended up here...
Thanks for telling me that story...I'm going to stick my head in the toilet and gargle now.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-12-04
You know what you should do? You should start up the FFTSB comic again.
Screw you, Orly. I don't have the time to do that.
One week Later...
Hey DH2. What are you up to?
I'm starting the comic back up again.
But you just told me last week that you don't have the time for it anymore!
I lied. I do that often.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-12-04
I finally caught up with the rest of the world and watched The Matrix Revolutions. That movie had the worst ending EVER.
If you think its so bad, lets see you think up of a better one!
As a matter of fact, I have thought of a better ending.
Oh yeah? Then tell me it!
This is Ashton Kutcher and you've all been PUNK'D! We'll have the REAL Matrix sequels finished in a couple of months!
YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYY!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-13-04
New Topic: What do you guys think about the Fable game coming out on X-Box?
I'M HIJACKING THIS TOPIC BECAUSE I'M COOL!
Cheaty, you suck because you're black.
HATE CRIME! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! WE'RE SO FUNNY!
lol gys im nu and im going to mke stoopid and rndom posts is tht ok wit uz?????
FINE BY ME!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-13-04
Call trans opt: received. 2-19-96 13:24:18 REC:Log>
Hello?
I'm inside. Anything to report?
Let's see.... Target left his parent's basement at 5:01.
He caught the northbound Howard line. Got off at Sheridan. Stopped at 7-11. Purchased an adult-only movie and 3 boxes of tissues.
.....-_-;;;;;;

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-13-04
Just between you and me, you don't believe it, do you? You don't believe this guy is the one, do you?
...um....well....hey, what was that just now?
I didn't hear anything...
Oh no...someone must be tracing the call. Got to go....
You're just trying to avoid the question aren't you?
No, I'm serious. There are moderators after me. Really. >_>;;;;;; *click*

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-13-04
Wake up, little Talas...
*ZZZZZZZZZ*
GameFAQs has you....
*ZZZZZZZZZZ*
I SAID "WAKE UP", YOU LITTLE FUCKER.
*ZZZZZZZZZZ*

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-13-04
Follow the white rabbit.
Huh?
Knock, knock, Talas.
What the? Who the hell is knocking on my door?
Looking for some fun, you big hunk of man?
That's it. No more peanut butter tuna sandwiches before bedtime.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-14-04
You have a problem, Mr. PVC Ninja. You believe that the rules do not apply to you. You are wrong. This is the top software companies in the world because everyone knows they are part of a whole.
Crap, not this again...
If one person has a problem, everyone has a problem. The time has come to make a choice, Mr. PVC Ninja. Either you show up here on time from now on, or you find a new job. Am I making myself clear?
Yes, Mr. Rhineheart. Perfectly clear.
Good, now get back to mopping the floor. And after your done with that, get started on scrubbing the toilets.
Man, I hate being a janitor.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-14-04
I've got a package here for a Mr. PVC Ninja?
That's me.
Lets see what's in here...OH GOD NO! IT CAN'T BE! MY EYES! THEY"RE BLEEDING! THE PAIN IS UNIMAGINABLE! SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME NOW! AHHHHHH!
Poor guy...
Dude, what was in the package?
An N-Gage.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-14-04
We have heard someone here has recieved an N-Gage. Can you direct us to him?
Yeah, he is in the janitor's closet.
What was that about? Who were those guys?
Looks like some FBI agents are arresting a guy simply for getting an N-Gage.
...for some reason, I have more faith in the system now then I ever had before.
I'm proud to be an American...

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-16-04
Captured!
Come with us, Mr. PVC Ninja.
Damn it.
I don't get it...why didn't he just jump out the window of 10 story building to safety?
Some people just don't have any common sense...
Yeah, like you....

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-16-04
We know that you have been called by a man called ZeddZorander1138. He is believed to be the most dangerous man alive. We are willing to forget the fact you got an N-Gage if you help us catch him.
Wow...that sounds like a very good deal. But I've got a better one....
How about I s3><0r j00 in the face and you give me my phone call?
But Mr. PVC Ninja...how can you s3><0r me in the face if you have no wang?
Ha ha ha...what?

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-16-04
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! I'M BETTER OFF DEAD!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
What should we do now, DH2?
Loosen his shoot and stick the bug in him, Owvin.
HUH?? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? WHY ARE YOU STICKING IT UP MY ASS???? OOWWWWW!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-16-04
RRRIIINNNGGG
ZZZZZZZ
RRRIIINNNGGG
ZZZZZZZZZZ
I hate you....
ZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-16-04
They managed to capture you, but they underestimated your importance. If they knew what I knew, you'd probably be dead now.
If you still want to meet me, go in the alley near the Steveco building on Halston street.
Alright.
Of course, this means meeting complete strangers that stalked you every day for the past week in a dark secluded alley at midnight...
Hey, you've made you deal already.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-17-04
I'm here.
Good. Now come with us.
You know...I was having second thoughts of coming here. I expected to be anally raped as soon as I arrived.
Don't worry. We'll do nothing of the sort.
We've got the Anal Probe ready. Should we do it now?
Er....yeah, but be gentle.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-17-04
Listen, we don't have time for twenty questions. Its our way or the highway. Now, will you sit back and take it like a man?
Screw you.
Neo, please, you have to trust me. You know that road and you know where it ends. I know thats not where you want to be.
Whatever. See ya.
Come back here, you asshole.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-17-04
*CENSORED FOR THE SAKE OF MANKIND*
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*VRRRRRRRRRRRR*
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*VRRRRRRRRR*
Hey, look at that! He didn't have a bug inside him at all!
Well gee, all that for nothing!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-17-04
Zedd is inside. Just a word of advice: Be honest. He knows more then you could possibly imagine.
Hello, Talas.
...............
Surprised?
Yeah. I kind of expected you to be taller.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-17-04
Note: I miss-titled the previous one. This is a continuation of that one.
You have come because you know something. You can't explain it,but you feel it. You've felt it your whole life, felt that something is wrong with the world. Do you know what I'm talking about, Talas?
GameFAQs?
GameFAQs is everywhere, all around us, even in this room. You can see it outside your window or on your television. You feel it when you go to work, or go to church or pay your taxes.
Now..you must make a choice...You drink the blue bleach bottle, the story ends and you wake up in your bed believing whatever you want to believe
You drink the red bleach bottle, you stay in wonder land and see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-17-04
Hmmm....
Hmmmm....
Well?
Don't rush me!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-24-04
Good, you have drank the red bleach bottle. The bleach was part of a trace program. It's designed to disrup your input/output signal so we can trace you.
What does that mean?
It means he just poisoned you. You have 24 hours to live.
Ha ha ha. Don't listen to him. He's just a psychopath with secret homosexual urges.
The hell I am.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-24-04
AHHHHHHHHH!
Oh thank god...it was only a dream....
Man...that was weird...there was this guy called Zedd, and he gave me some bleach to drink. He kept talking about something called GameFAQs...
Oh well...at least everything is back to normal...
Wait a minute....where the hell am I?

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-26-04
Hey, what the hell are you supposed to be? A trash can?
Subject DTG-59000 connection broken...
What happened to everything? What are all those people pugged into? What's going on?
Preparing to flush obsolete unit...
Oh my god....I knew it would happen....Trash cans have taken over the world.
Ok, call me a trash can again and I'm going rip off your arms.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
10-26-04
Look...he's waking up...
Finally...took him long enough.
Welcome, Talas...to the real world.
Damn it, he fell asleep again.
Thats it. I'm stealing his socks.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
11-05-04
He's going to need a lot of work.
I know.
What is going on?
Your mucles have anthropied. We're trying to rebuild them.
How could that have happened?
Lack of use. And knowing how many times a day you do your buisness, thats probably going to sound impossible to you.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
11-05-04
This is my ship, the Newbiechadnezzar. It's cramped and it's cold, but it's home.
" I believe you have already met most of my crew. For those you don't know, they are: skibbley, RMR.... "
" ...DW, Ciato.... "

 

by Deaths_Head_II
11-05-04
" ...The two guys over there are Orly and Cheaty.... "
" ..and the last one is Lord Thief. "
And now we're done with the lame character introductions.
Thank god.

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