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by DragQueen
12-15-05
..........hello
Doctor Funkenstein!!
LOL

 

by DragQueen
12-15-05
XD
hey what's up
nothing XD
XD
kewl
hehe yeah XD
XD
guess what?
I'm gay but I like you XD

 

by DragQueen
12-19-05
coolness, coolness, coolness, coolness, coolness, coolness, coolness
to the
lollipop
?!?!?!?!?!

 

by DragQueen
12-19-05
can I kiss you
sure
...okay
*ghugnguhg*
um
..my nose is bleeding

 

by DragQueen
12-19-05
I think I'm lost
are you lost?
nnnnn...
hello?
I hope no one jacks my top hat
hello?

 

by DragQueen
12-19-05
hola
...
I talked to a girl today. but she not as sexy as you are. :)
...
I piss near police station earlier in the gardens. I am like superhero.

 

by DragQueen
1-01-06
And I was all, "bam! right into space!"
then I sat down and wrote a song about it.
do you wanna hear it? I brought my guitar with me.
what I say bout talkin to them walls nigga

 

by DragQueen
1-01-06
hey Gil! I'm catching my hand on fire!
go get the camcorder! we can make huge money from one of them funny home video shows
I can't because you lit me on fire you stupid drunk!
ohhhhh, riiiiiight

 

by DragQueen
1-01-06
c0m3 00000n 1 w4nna d0 33t
but I'm not horny!
s1111111111111gh
and besides, I'm kind of frozen solid. I don't even know how I'm able to talk
33w
I know.

 

YELL YELL YELL YELL YELL YELL YELL YELL
by DragQueen, 1-01-06

 

by DragQueen
1-01-06
I made new years resolutions for 2006
two thousand six?!
boop boop
stop staring at my bewbs
actually I'm dead

 

by DragQueen
1-01-06
Weather man man!
*headbang*
Looks like it might rain
*headbang*
but then again it might not
*headbang*
I thought you might react this way

 

by DragQueen
1-01-06
oh HAYEL nah she di-int!
bangin that thang like a thang a thang grubbin on a chicken wang
that triflin ho, uh uh, nigga PLEASE
what I say bout bein black

 

by DragQueen
1-01-06
skeedlee doo bop
shoosh!
don't you tell me to shoosh! YOU shoosh!
fine, I'm leaving
.........stop staring at my enormous schlong
I will when you stop staring at my ass.

 

by DragQueen
1-01-06
I'd like change for a dollar please
hey!
wut
ERROR: DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE
uh...
ERROR ERROR: SEX ME PLEASE

 

beeeeezboop
I think techno is rotting your brains
by DragQueen, 1-01-06

 

by DragQueen
1-04-06
I made a new years resolution to focus on school. I mean, I'm going to college NEXT YEAR and my grades are terrible. I'm finally applying myself.
so school comes before everything else?
yeah, pretty much.
LOL

 

by DragQueen
1-04-06
so you're going to college huh?
yep. art school. I want to be an art therapist.
dude, teach my cat how to paint
but that has nothing to do with art therapy!
look at him! he's totally retarded

 

by DragQueen
4-23-06
hey you stoopit
I ain't no stoopit!
you never called me back you stoopit!
but you broke my heart!
don't gimme no sass!
sheeeeeeeit

 

by DragQueen
4-23-06
hey whats up :(
hey Nick
what?
seriously
i hope it doesnt have anything to do with my looks, or my personality, i hope its more that you just met me, what is it?
you could say that

 

by DragQueen
4-23-06
PRIMARY COLORS!
YOU LUCKY BOOP
we got a new dog
lol everyone has them
eet walks on a bawl
why is he wearing underpants!
OMFGZZZ IT'S BACON!!!1! BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON

 

by DragQueen
4-23-06
I don't get male anymore
I'm sending you a letter right nah!
problem solved!
not exactly
they should make a stamp-flavored Jelly Belly!

 

by DragQueen
4-23-06
Where all my honeys at?
right here!
hello honeys!
hello

 

by DragQueen
4-23-06
oh, career opportunities for artists these days..
why do you want to be the art rapist again?
no, I said "art therapist".
cat: MOW MEMWO MWOEW MW MEM MOW MEMEMOWM OWMOW
squeek!
don't worry, she's dead.

 

by DragQueen
4-28-06
*longing*
HELLO ME AND MU NON-EXISTENT "GIRLFRIEND"!
we should totally trade shirts sometime
NO ONE KNOWS WHO SHE IS! IT'S ALL A MYSTERY!
You're too good for me.
I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU!

 

by DragQueen
4-28-06
And that's how it is.

 

by DragQueen
6-22-06
leftover lasagna? oh goodness!
I JUST CLEANED THE MICROWAVE! COVER YOUR FOOOOOD!
hokay.. I'll just use this aluminum foil
the end
OH SHIT!

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