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by Garenn
11-03-06
Perhaps we can build a radio...
All there are are coconuts!?!
Or we could just settle here...
Mybe we could hunt animals...
Me just eat you!
Sweet fancy moses!

 

by Garenn
11-06-06
I have smited thee!
Dude...you just cut my collar bone...
Do not worry citizen! I have saved you!
Dude, you razed the town and attacked me. I'm bleeding to death!
And I shall continue to spread my message!
So dark...

 

by Garenn
11-06-06
So, it seems that there's a newpiece of legislature going around...
It wants to make all convicted sex offenders have a sign or paper on thier premesis stating their conviction.
I would rather this not become law, because it would take away a fellow citizen's rights...
How about yours, you freakin' freak! I've been looking for you for years!People, the only ones opposing this law would have to be sex offenders themselves! The more you know!

 

by Garenn
11-10-06
The Desolate Wastes of Antarctica...
Today, my fellow penguins, we fight for our home! We fight for our freedom! Let the world tremble in the wake of...Krill Faction!!!
Yes, master! We shall take the planet and make it sanctuary again!
The U.S. Research Base, Antarctica...
Hey, Louis. I'm getting some strange readings...
Like what?
Well, Sir, it looks like a herd of penguins. They're headed this way...
Just don't worry about it...

 

by Garenn
11-10-06
The White House, Washington D.C....
Lets talk inside...
Mister President, we have a definite problem on our hands.
Inside the Oval Office...
So what's the situation, General?
Well, Mister President, just take a look at this video...
Well, let's get this started...

 

by Garenn
12-22-06
The President reviews the security tape.....
Wak!
Uh, Louis, it's cmoing really fast at me......
Fall before us!
AARRGH!
Continue onward!!!
To Victory!!!!

 

by Garenn
12-22-06
The President continues to view the tape....
Wak! Wak! Wak!
Hey, you have blood on your beak-
For Narnia!!!!!
-RAgRAGHra!
Victory, Now to spread to South America!
Yes!

 

by Garenn
12-22-06
South America....
Wak!
Mommy, there's a penguin outside! I'm gonna play wit' it!
Now to demonstrate our true power!
Mommy, noo-
Haw, ya mooks!

 

Drug Bust...
Okay man, I got the stuff back, and cops are tied up, lets put them in the ditch and steal the car!!!!
Oh, weary world, how I shall miss thee...
by Garenn, 6-30-07

 

by Garenn
6-30-07
On this episode...
Okay, I'm back....
So, doc, how is she?
Doc? Will she make it?
Tune in next week!
I would advise you to contact your Health Insurance representative....

 

by Garenn
6-30-07
Awright, yer in derect violashun of da....
But my children, they get lost without me...
I don' wanna hear it no mo! getcher scawny ass to downtown ert!

 

Our latest catch
That's right... A little closer...
Goddamn pigs.
by Garenn, 6-30-07

 

by Garenn
6-30-07
And let the large corporate industrial playground expand and burn all the hopes and dreams...
..as we, the people, suffer in the wake of realization of no salvation, and degradation into a pit of sorrow forevermore....
Same time tomorrow?
Yeah, you bet.

 

by Garenn
6-30-07
Hey, handsome. Got a light?
YEAH!, Lemme...
...
nnn...rrr....
Could you gimme a hand?

 

by Garenn
6-30-07
We all remember that day at school...
... and then, my life took an unexpected turn when I found good old Pablo's fake eye in the trash outside of Jose's Prostitute Emporium, and my luck changed for the better!
And remember, the lowest prices are at Crazy Jose's, ... Emporium...
This is a classroom.
I'll show myself the door.
Si, now class, that brings us to our next subject, STDs. More specifically, look at these slides of syphilis, chlamydia, and PMS...

 

by Garenn
6-30-07
Oh well, guess I can always go home and finger myself four more times...
!
Damn, I am gonna put this telepathy to some damn good use today!

 

by Garenn
6-30-07
And so the debate continues. The next question is for the incumbent, Rop-Lot-Pan, of the Grey homeworld: "What is the real purpose for neo-physical matter?"
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And for Heman H. Hoenikker, leading astro-physicist and socially benign professor: Same question.
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Jesus Christ. Get a life. I'm out.

 

by Garenn
6-30-07
So, Our good friend Melissa still getting Playgirl magazine...
...
...
Rawf! Haw!
Let's see how Mr. Henry McCoy likes his Playgirl magazine: At the wrong address or; folded open!

 

by Garenn
6-30-07
Lookey what I can do Doc!
Yeah, that's astounding....
!
But there's a reason I went for the hammer!

 

by Garenn
6-30-07
Boy, Ken, that's the scariest costume ever! I love 2nd Grade Halloween!
Kostuum???
Hey, look! there's Jenny McFee!
Kill you....
Oh! she's looking over here! Tee hee...

 

by Garenn
6-30-07
Look, man, we didn't want this, man...
Do you think we give a fuck!?

 

by Garenn
7-01-07
I warn you, Gretel, that house be your undoing!
Who's Gretel?
I shall harvest your soul yet!
How's this: we go back to my place for a little naked twister, you bob for apples, I peel the banana, and I may get knocked up in the process. Whaddya say?
Color me there!

 

by Garenn
7-03-07
At work today...
Ah, nothin' like a good afternoon to drop the kids off at the pool...
...
It seems Carl has been at work today...
Let this be a lesson to all of you!

 

by Garenn
7-03-07
Glad you could come by!
You said I have AIDS, breast, lung, and testicular cancer, and BOTH kinds of syphilis!
And knowing's half the battle!

 

by Garenn
7-03-07
...This is the address...
Okay, you ready???
An hour later...
Dude, you got a little on you...
Mazel tov!

 

by Garenn
7-03-07
Look, even though our plane crashed and we're stranded alone in a mountain cave, I don't think we should give up hope.
How about I take your TEMPURATURE???
OH!
YEAH, YEAH!

 

by Garenn
7-03-07
We visit Webster, as he gets an urgent call from nearby...
I'm coming...
DING DONG, dingdong dingdong ding dong dingdong dingdong ding dongdingdong dingdong ding dong
Who are you, and what do you want???
We are a race of Nebulon 4 Trognannites. Our planet is in peril, and we require your help!
I'll get my space suit...
I'll pull the ship around...

 

by Garenn
7-04-07
Webster gathers his space equipment and joins the Nebulon 4 Trognannite to his ship...
Okay, let's do this.
come on!
So this is it, eh? Pretty bare bones...
Silence! Our surroundings are what we rely on as a species! Now, we have to get to Nebulon 4. It will be a treacherous journey indeed!
How does he hear???...
I'll go plug in the neurodrive, and we'll be on our way!

 

by Garenn
2-29-08
10 minutes of fidgeting with a rediculous number of plugs in an outlet later...
Wow. Warp space is pretty cool...
Thanks, we do our best.
Um...That looks a lot like Earth...
Right you are... I'm surprised I hadn't noticed it sooner...anyway... Let's get planetside!
Nebulon 4...
Um...what's this place like, anyhow?
Well...I'd say its like that game candyland. Except with Colonel Mustard on a horse and Soul Edge was once spotted.

 

by Garenn
2-29-08
Nebulon 4...
By the way... what purpose does your species serve?
Why, galactic peace and universal order, of course!
Right...
Oh NO! LOOK!
It's the Enem1e!
Damn straight!

 

by Garenn
2-29-08
And so...
Whoah ther, fella...lemme call you Doug... Let's talk this over...
Well...okay...
I do hope they can agree...
The fate of Nebulon 4 hangs in the balance!
To be Continued!

 

by Garenn
2-29-08
Earth: The home of WEBSTER!
Webster's room, where our hero relates his tale...
God this game takes forever to load, I feel like beatin' the shit outta-
Dude, finish the damn story! What happened?
Oh, yeah...Check it out...go to the next strip...

 

by Garenn
2-29-08
Nebulon 4...
HAH! D0nnie! Light it up!
Now for the fun!
Please... I'm a virgin...

 

Sometimes life hands you the sour lemons...
I swear, that's never happened before!
It's an innie!
by Garenn, 2-29-08

 

And so I said, "What are you looking at?"
by Garenn, 2-29-08

 

by Garenn
2-29-08
They... they do terrible things to you in there...
Um... It'll be alright?
-SOB-

 

I pee blood.
by Garenn, 5-09-08

 

What'd I tell you, son?
Alright, I learned my lesson.
by Garenn, 5-09-08

 

...This is the most fucked up slumber party I've been to yet...
by Garenn, 5-09-08

 

by Garenn
5-09-08
IgottagoIgottagoIgottagoIgottago...
...
...I just went.

 

by Garenn
5-09-08
what the fuck?....
Excuse me, kind sir, but could you direct me to the nearest waste recepticle?
HOLY SHIT!?!?!
Excuse me?
This plane is bein' ripped apart!
Fucking christ!!!

 

by Garenn
4-03-09
The morning...
And then we went ALL NIGHT like that...
The Afternoon...
...And he'd use THOSE HANDS, my god!
The Evening...
...and when we finished, it was like the world had ended...
Dear god, woman!

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