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by Gryffalio
2-21-06
lemme into you bus I have this *presents £1*
I am teh magical bus man and i say you iz teh uber n00ber... That isn't enough you need £3
*presents the £1 again*
No thats not enough for a single
*acts puzzled and presents £1 to the bus driver*
*sigh* you don't deserve my magic-ness... Get in.

 

by Gryffalio
2-21-06
OMG HAXARD YOUR GAAAAAAY
Goto sleep Oct your pissed
OMG HAXARD YOU CUNT
*sigh*
OMG WTF LIEK LOOK ITS FRODO HAHA WHAT AGAY NAME YOU SUCK!!!!!!
*Removes Octavius' access*

 

by Gryffalio
2-21-06
yey we are gonna get some mint roids... I'm off to sleep now
yeah :D me too
I must defend the innactive from 2 of our best defenders!!!
c'mon lads we gotta escort
*grumble* ok if I HAVE to
yeah I owe you one so i'll send too

 

by Gryffalio
2-21-06
I'll send too... AND i'll use my secret weapon...
*hugs Bern*
NOOOO

 

by Gryffalio
2-23-06
Coltaine...
ive been attacked three times in the entire round
i've been attacked once
Don't get off topic plz I don't care how many times YOU have been attacked, todays topic is ME... Just like every other day.
*sigh* you know for once I agree with Oct about something
your Oct's ass monkey because you don't agree with me but you agree with him l0l i iz t3h p4th3t1c r3t4rd and 1 1z kn0w1ng 1t
i've been attacked once

 

by Gryffalio
2-23-06
*laguna finished kissing coltaines arse* lol how old are you Gryff?
17
that explains it, your young... Even though we're the ones who start crying and getting confrontational because we disagree with you over something.
mm fair enough :/
I'm 21 behold my oldness i'm proud of myself
mmhmm... *phones the funny farm*

 

by Gryffalio
2-23-06
(is t2100) Theres a wierd sound outside my house...
Oh pay no attention, i'm just planting explosives beneath your house
Gryff explosives don't go "moooo......awwwaaaa......." I'm in Malaysia so its night time here btw
Sounds like two cows having sex....
*is e-son* Quick Gryff lets send our fi fleets to Malaysia! *launches*
Hmmm.... I'll take an extra tick cos i'll have to fly over french airspace... *launches*

 

by Gryffalio
2-23-06
moooooooo....awwwww... mOOOOOOOO!
*Gryff* Dude thats fucking discusting...
Hehe fucking yeah :P
Grow up -.-
*splat*
*Gryff* Ok I sincerely hope that was you killing it....

 

by Gryffalio
2-23-06
Errrm... Yeah it was
hmmmm, ok i'll believe you....
m000000000
I sincerely hope that was just its last m0000 of death?
*splat* yeah thats right....
2 splats?! ok now i'm starting to worry those weren't bullets going through it... Unless speaking metaphoricaly :s

 

by Gryffalio
2-23-06
ummm there were two of them...
Oh yeah... Of course silly me...
*Gryff walks away*
m00000
hmm shit that was yur wife? *runs after Gryff*

 

by Gryffalio
2-23-06
The head of British anti-terror... Stuff today said that he predicts Osama bin Laden or his second in command will be "out of circulation" within a year
He said "Osama bin Laden now poses no terror threat to the worl and is purely emblematic". Over to Ted in the Pakistani border regions.
Do you live here?
No I don't that cave just houses my twin brother... Osoma bin Spoonin
Fair enough, what dyou say to British claims that you are now purely emblematic?
Its rubbish, just cos I went outside of my cave once and got a cruise missile launched at me 5minutes later means nothing, I am still a potent threat to... Bugs... And stuff.

 

by Gryffalio
2-23-06
Muslims get bored, see a picture of Mohammed... Riot...
YOU EUROPEANS INSULT OUR RELIGION WE WILL KILL YOU *stabs a fellow muslim*
YEAH WE'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON *burns European flag then uses european products to eat with etc.*
Muslims get bored again... "hey lets blow up one of our own mosques*
HAHAHA Sunnis ftw!
BIATCH YOU SUNNIS INSULT OUR RELIGION!!!
Muslims get bored again...
ITS AMERICAS FAULT
CLEANSE THE INFIDELS!

 

by Gryffalio
2-23-06
The Muslim version is a clean version of Judiasm and Christianity which have been influenced by dirty wrongness
Yes we are right
I am a prophet, the epitomy of greatness, I married a child
I suicide bomb innocent women and children for the promise of virgins
Yeah and people from my Islamic country stab other Muslims if theyr from other countries so our can get into an ambulance first
people plz... You campaign AGAINST Americans blowing up these people?!

 

by Gryffalio
2-23-06
i might do a masters after this... Which would mean another year... BUT i'd be a master of science!
lol
And youd have to call me master, actually I could get a scholorship onto a doctorate of philosophy then youd have to call me doctor
lol
and I'd have THREE sets of letters after my name
idd

 

by Gryffalio
2-23-06
hey =]
Hi :) *steals alliance and makes it challenge for top spot*
hi xexexe :))))))
Hi *become recruiter in alliance and one of hanu's favourites*
U know I really shouldn't have quit CT for the sake of RIVs roids :/ *makes pwnage alliance*
*joins in*

 

by Gryffalio
2-23-06
hey *joins CT which is an pwnage alliance*
*is xyph* hey
*joins fast ticks and pwns all with help from 2-3 people each round*

 

hey *applies to Snotty*
Hey *accepts* btw we were no2 recently and are an pwnage alliance
by Gryffalio, 2-23-06

 

by Gryffalio
2-23-06
Hey *applies to DoW*
hey *fucks up the alliance which is shit*
hey *joins Mutiny which has potential but is small*
hey
can I join Drags?
rofllolmaoheh.... no

 

by Gryffalio
2-23-06
Hey can I join DH
*silence* erm, i have no objections however i'll makesure all the others do.
Hi can I join Ely?
you not special enough to be listened to *holds hands over ears*
Hi can I join.... *spits* GoCi?
You foiled my plans ofc not!

 

*PS no offence to Mutiny, they'll be a top alliance once they grow*
Hmm... I've come to the conclusion PIA is the hardest game in the world to get into a top alliance in.... Or even a decent one...
by Gryffalio, 2-23-06

 

by Gryffalio
2-24-06
I'm translating from Maradona-ish to English
I have seen the player who will inherit my place in Argentinian football and his name is Messi.
I looked at Messi's dive and its almost as good as the "hand of God"
He's a leader and is offering classes in beautiful football. He has something different to any other player in the world
He's such a brilliant diver he could win Olympic Gold
Messi is the best player in the world, along with Ronaldinho. I see him as very similar to me.
Afterall i'm as modest as Octavius and I also won 3 Olympic Golds at diving

 

by Gryffalio
2-24-06
Why is Gryff even in the top 100 swearers? He never swears :S
damn right I don't shithead
eeehmz i really dont have the time for Spm
Awww fucking hell you stupid shitty cunt *sulks*
I already play Spm Gryff
Oh FFS now only n00bs will play why don't I just go shit on everyones head untill they grow a little so the n00behs who will join grow at a decent rate

 

by Gryffalio
2-24-06
rofl so i'm back to making screenshots for the comp
k *walks a few feet away* L0L I IZ N00B NEEDIN PLAYERZ FOR SPACEMONKEYS PM MEH PLZ AND I WILL CYBOR U
You remind me disturbingly of Lioen... He's kind of mental :P
We must both be awesome then I am so totally like him
He walks around with Jedi robes, hotpants and a Pink Lightsaber
Hmm and I remind you of him? Rob I'm not that kind of man keep your dreams to yourself :$

 

Having heard about Lioen... All I can say is... OMFG ITS RIV!
.... I hope he doesn't read this one...
by Gryffalio, 2-24-06

 

by Gryffalio
2-25-06
Spm last night
Oh ffs cba this is too hard how are people so huge already... *logs off*
Spm this morning
:o omg I just stole soo many artifacts i'm gonna dance naked :D
Spm when somebody else finally got online
NOOOO YOU BITCHES!!!

 

by Gryffalio
2-25-06
Btw Gryff don't let anyone know which alliance your in...
Damn these people knowing who I am now I gotta change my name :'(
K lets get this round started Gr-.... Who the hell are you?
pssssst! Tis I... I have changed my name... You'd never guess its me now would you?
..... w-........ t-..........
I mean who's gonna pick a fight with a giant slimy snail *feels proud* ^^

 

by Gryffalio
2-26-06
Everybody in PIA is shown as that guy on a horse
Yeh sucks cock and I can't understand him
Now that Yeh is dead
R.I.P Yeh we all liked you loads
I would like to condone Yeh's family and friends, although it may seem wrong to do a strip on this. U gotta admit its wierd how people flamed him are the first to say RIP.

 

by Gryffalio
2-26-06
eeehmz I can't delete as its not opening
You had something to do with this... You and your software -.-
???
*coughBILLION POINTS IN ROIDRACERcough*
I got those resources from minck! =p Oh no wait... He wasn't playing.
lol... YeahYeah blame everything on Minck...

 

by Gryffalio
2-27-06
no but seriously it was Dim that gave me the resources...
Yeah ofc it was... Sure we all believe you ;)
anyway I'm off to sleep... Do you EVER sleep yourself?
Yeah... Just not much... Your obsessed with sleep you lazy bastard :P
One minute later
Hey Gryff... Spm is back up btw
I KNEW IT!!! *hunts RIV down to kill him*

 

Btw recent error :P I don't condone them I offer my condolences :$ :P
by Gryffalio, 2-27-06

 

by Gryffalio
3-01-06
We're Shia's and we hate Sunnis
We're Kurds and we're the closest thing to a normal community in Iraq
We're Sunnis and we hate the world
Together we make a terrorised hell hole
However alone you make happy nations who could support themselves and have powerful governments....
Not while i'm here.. My daddy told me Iraq should be conquered and owned by America!

 

by Gryffalio
3-01-06
Well I have MoD as 4th important cos theyr useless in the other games I played...
if the mod is sneaky its a huge advantage cause he can use the mod resource pool for himself and pay out of his own pocket when its needed...
a bit cheap
Yeah... I used to do that in PA ^^
...But it gives a nice advantage...

 

by Gryffalio
3-01-06
w00 i'm glad i've finally managed to lose all responsibility in these games :-) *goes afk for a few mins*
WAIT A MINUTE!! WHO PUT ME AS MOC?! ALDAR!!
"[18:41:52] cos MoC is the 2nd in command in the games I've played" So you are MoC
... well... ok.... but... y-GIMME BACK MY GREEN COLOUR!
your moc I get green

 

by Gryffalio
3-01-06
eh.... But I aint 2nd in command
I just voted you second in command
B-
any objections? No? Great, gryff your second in command

 

by Gryffalio
3-01-06
lol
HEY... COME BACK!!! I'LL LET YOU HUG ME!
Aldar did you see that? :(
Yeah...

 

by Gryffalio
3-01-06
bbl later
Chappers... No... Don't!
hmm do I smell or something?

 

by Gryffalio
3-01-06
Some time later
Anyway I'm off cya in a bit
You going to shower away that smell?
damn knew it

 

by Gryffalio
3-02-06
In the DeathHead channel...
Name That Drug
Cocaine
Heroine
Cannabis
marihuana
Mushrooms

 

by Gryffalio
3-03-06
When u at school today?
About 10-ish but i dunno if i cba as I could take the morning off and only miss one lesson
Tim u know what i'd do tbh
Drop out... Drop out boy?
U know i'm always game if u wanna miss your lessons today
Yeah... No... Now THATS why you got kicked from 6th form and will have a job collecting dustbins...

 

by Gryffalio
3-21-06
Damn I'm pretty sure I completely fucked up that ICT exam
Oh I dunno I think it was really easy... I reckon I'll of done pretty well cos i'm mint
Ok well get my results for me while i'm on holiday
KK Will do
You didn't give me the results -.-
Yeah... Erm... Miss Billinge made the ink run with her dissinfectant

 

by Gryffalio
3-21-06
They were THAT bad??! 0.0
After a short trip to the lair of the psycho dissinfector...
Well I just got back from seeing Miss Billing and it SEEMS she didn't destroy t he results... I think I know why you forgot to give me the results
Hehehe I love being better than everyone :P
BOOYA TOP OF THE CLASS W000TAGE I PWN YOU AND YOU AND YOU! HAH I EVEN BEAT STEVE MWUHAHAHAHA!
yup thats pretty much why I didn't give you the results -.-

 

by Gryffalio
3-21-06
Dude where the hell have you been for the PAST WEEK!?!?! *breathes fire*
erm... Oh I thought I told you Dan? I'm pretty sure I said "Oh btw I'm on holiday next week"
The Friday before he went on holiday...
*mumblemumble Holiday mumble* *walks away in opposite direction*
huh?

 

by Gryffalio
3-21-06
Mwuhahahaha Dan will be sitting there bored stiff wondering where I am now >=] *commences evil laugh and smug feeling*
Haha sucks to be him! :P

 

by Gryffalio
3-21-06
Hey
Hey
Where u been for the last week?
I'm pretty sure I already told u... On Holiday.. Why does everyone act as if I kept it a state secret?
Two weeks previous
Right... Now I need to pay this guy off so he doesn't tell anyone, cover my tracks when I go here... And wear a Darth Vader mask at the airport....

 

by Gryffalio
3-21-06
Anyway... Dropout mcSmelly was asking after you and Rob on Friday...
Booya I time my holidays perfectly :D
He-
I WAS ON FUCKING HOLIDAY!
An entire holiday devoted to fucking? Sounds fun... And you already told me
GRR -.-

 

by Gryffalio
3-22-06
So anyway When you goto Nightclubs the ladies always go in pairs to the toilets to talk about who they fancy... who they don't... That sort of stuff
*whispers* This is economics isn't it? Maybe I got the wrong class
Well... I mean obviously I don't know... I've never been in the ladies toilets... Thats how you remember... The four objectives always go in pairs so u never have one successful objective alone
....
Wtf does that have to do with nightclubs?
... Nothing... I was just rambling...

 

by Gryffalio
3-22-06
After a tough induction
Hi Fage
Wassup Biatch
With many riddles of the Sphinx to solve...
Whats a biatch?
Its so totally fly its kewl ma homee
Our super annoying hero is ready to return...
Erm... K then... Anyway...
Yeah so How U doin? :P

 

by Gryffalio
3-22-06
Anyway... I've heard your thinking about joining big alliance? Exactly what I was thinking, u know u really should now as I am telling you to, My word is law in 15 different countries you know
Erm right
Yeah and players liek us deserve good alliances since you guys are nothing special but you know me and I am teh pwner of all... Just stick with me
k
You never know we could even join Ely some time... Their wise vacation modes strikes inspiration into my heart *sighs in love*
Wait till I show Gryff this! :D

 

by Gryffalio
3-28-06
But if you listen carefully maybe you can see a secret about who we are
Ah Timmler
Sig Hiel mien Fuhrer!
was machen sie
Tricking these fools into thinking I am a British dog
Ah good good, not long untill our secret, that we never died really, is out
And we will rule the world >=]

 

by Gryffalio
3-28-06
Mr Nichol
*sighs* Yes?
You have only turned up to 3 General Studies lessons
What? Today? This week? This month? This term? This millenia?
... And if this continues we will be forced to dissenter you from the exam
FFS THATS WHAT WE'VE ALL BEEN TELLING YOU FROM THE START now un-enter me... chop chop!

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