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by HotRodDeathToll
12-07-05
How did i get here?
It's Christmas and my family will be waiting!
You came here for dinner.
What?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-07-05
KNOCK KNOCK!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I don't think they will open.
Why not?
Because you are knoking on the letterbox.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-07-05
Merry Christmas.
I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!
I know.
That sucks.
I like her when she is already wet with semen.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-07-05
Merry Christmas!
I'm not a letter box.
I don't care.
Please no!
Open your butcheeks.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-07-05
MERRY CHRISTMAS, TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
Why don't i ever get any customers?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-08-05
Merry Christmas!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PRESENT YOU GAVE ME?
A pen, a plastic pen.
You suck.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-08-05
Merry Chirtsmas, cell mate.
So you have to do it today, on Christmas?
Yes, I'm sorry.
NOOOOOOOO!!!
But since it's Christmas, I'll only sing Christmas carols.
OH GOD NO!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-08-05
Don't you think that bunny rabbits are vewy, vewy cute?
Especially when you cut them up, and paint the bathtub with the blood and you then later clean it up with your tongue.
Man you have a fucked up brain!
I KNOW!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-08-05
NIce place you got here.
Thanks.
I'd really like to take a dump on your floor.
If you do i will lick it up and puke it out into your coffee.
Dude you have one really sick mind.

 

This place sorta reminds me of Trice's fucked up brain.
Don't forget to mention his shit.
by HotRodDeathToll, 12-08-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-08-05
Have you ever here before?
No.
I smoke pot here.
So does my hat you know, he likes it just as much as you do.
You have one screwed up head.
Look who's talking.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-08-05
Where are we?
Hell, i think...
It's because of all the time i killed the pterodactile.
Don't forget to mention the time you fucked the preist in the ass and using holy water as a lube and that other time... who is that?
WHAT?
I've come back for more.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-08-05
Let's make a movie.
I'm so excited!
We can make it a documentry about rape in the jungle by dinosaurs that smoke pot.
Wow i can't wait!
Directed by Michael Moore.
Forget about it then

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-09-05
The screening of the movie.
Oh no!
What is it hadro.
The woman that i raped in the jungle is going to sue me for sexual harassment.
Oh no!
What will i do?
Well, you could rape her again.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-09-05
Thanks Trice for starring in my movie in the last minute.
Who are you?
Michael Moore.
Piss off!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-09-05
What are you doing down here Mike?
The Trice guy threw me down here. What are you doing here?
I come here to think.
This fish looks yummy.
That's was my shit.
oh.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-09-05
I'm really bored.
So you finished making that movie.
No, our director died.
Who?
Michael Moore
Was it a heart attack?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-09-05
I reckon we should make a band.
Good idea.
A rock n' roll band.
YEAH!
We will call ourselves 'Trice and the shit eaters'
HOORAH... wait a mintute...

 

Your 'ho' is dead santa and the thug that killed her wants to kill you next.
I'm going to die a virgin.
by HotRodDeathToll, 12-09-05

 

The everyday mental asylum.
I'M SANTA!
I'M SMART
by HotRodDeathToll, 12-09-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-10-05
What am i doing here again?
Having sex with me while smoking pot.
And eating shit?
Yes, eating shit.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-12-05
OH NO! IT'S FLY SEASON!
Don't worry...
...the flies around here only rape you.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-12-05
You need a haircut, get a haircut!
Okay
I'm back!
That haircut sucks! Grow your all your hair back again!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-12-05
When will we ever get out of here?
When you get a decent haircut.
No really?
When time evoles over the sun and elapses past the moon to create what is called a 'japanese slipper', a great coktail actually.
Shutup Hans.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-12-05
How many times have i told you Chris, no sticking up for yourself!
Fuck you Hans!
Wanna fight?
No, but i will battle you.
Shutup Chris!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-12-05
Sing for me Chris.
No!
Come on, you're a good singer. Please sing.
Okay... 'One little candle burning bright'...
You suck, why the hell did you start singing?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-12-05
I got a question...
What?
Why do you suck at singing so much?
Fuck you Hans!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-13-05
I want to go home.
Yeah, to your old shack with your papa.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
You had sex with him, didn't you?
That was only one night!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-15-05
Seasons Greetings!
I'm going to sue you!
Why?
Because you're taking the 'Christ' out of Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Hey, you're not getting out that easy.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-15-05
Merry Christmas!
Go back to church you loser.
Why?
It's pronounced 'happy holiday'.
Go to hell then, you anti-christ!
Go to heaven then, you pro-god!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-15-05
Merry Christmas!
Not again!
I had sex with your husband.
That doesn't matter, i had sex with your wife.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-16-05
One ♠
Two ♥
Three ♣
BINGO!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-16-05
Merry Hannuka!
I'm not jewish
You are now

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-16-05
Merry Christmas!
Arn't you Jewish?
No
Do you want to be?

 

I should've taken my ritalin today.
by HotRodDeathToll, 12-16-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-16-05
I have something to confess!
What is it?
I killed santa.
No you didn't, he doesn't exist.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-16-05
I wish i could balence on a ball like you.
You know what else?
I wish i had balls.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-16-05
HAPPY HANNUKA HOMOSAPIENS!
Whats with the robot?
New Programming.
What do you mean?
He's the first jewish robot.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-18-05
when we met
lets be girlfriend and boyfriend
okay, if you are christian
we are now good friends
lets make love now
how about instead we go door to door informing pople that sex, drugs and rock n roll are bad.
i like her good idea then we go
thats a good idea we can spread the word of love and intensive care

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-18-05
Me when i was young
church is boring
no my son you need to learn that christianity is fun
i was tought that being christian is fun
maybe it is
♫ repent, and sing youre heart away, oh jesus♫
now i'm good
oh you are right christianity is fun ♫ repent, and sing youre heart away, oh jesus♫
♫ repent, and sing youre heart away, oh jesus♫

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-18-05
i went door to door
who are you?
i would like you to become a christian
i don't want to become a christian
♫ repent, and sing youre heart away, oh jesus♫

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-18-05
i met my love
hello
hello little girl ae you christian?
she liked me so i liked her, we are christian
you seem a nice christian i will be your girlfriend
okay

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-18-05
on my first day in high school
hi, my name is John and im a christian
you are gay you loser
i told him that being christian is fun
No being christian is fun, ♫ repent, and sing youre heart away, oh jesus♫
youre right, i love jesus ♫ repent, and sing youre heart away, oh jesus♫
i tought the class singing about jesus is fun
Oh i love jesus too lets all sing class♫ repent, and sing youre heart away, oh jesus♫
♫ repent, and sing youre heart away, oh jesus♫

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-18-05
i ask sister tess what to sing
what song are we going to sing now?
repent 3,2,1
she tells me waht to sing and i sing
♫ repent, and sing youre heart away, oh jesus♫
now oh lord a praise is rising
i sing a differant song and she likes it
♫oh lord a praise is rising, oh lord a praise is rising,oh lord a praise is rising, early in the morning♫
very good tim

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-18-05
one day in my house at my door
Who are you?
become a mormon
she wanted me to become a mormon
no, i am christian i love being one.
♫come to utah and walk across the desert and marry our daughters♫
but i refused and she left
no! i am christian and i will never be mormon because i am a good man
okay i will become a christian

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-18-05
hi, i am a christian
i am i follower of the church of scientology
scientology is bad become a christian and you wont go to hell
no you will go to hell, convert to scientology or die!!!!!!!!!!!
violence is bad so use water and convert to christian
okay i like christian and scientology is bad because iolence is bad

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-18-05
story of a bad person
I want to kill myself, i love satan
no you are bad person satan is evil and don't kill yourself because you wil go to hell
he killed himself and went to hell
oh no i wish i had another chance i wont kill myself
god saved him
okay i will now be a good person and not kill myself and hail satan

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-19-05
gabriel trys to tell god that it is good to let them in
that was mean to not let the crippled pople into heaven
why
god thinks about letting them in because they are christian
you should let them in god
maybe i should let the crippled people in most of them are christian anyway...
but god hates christians too
but i hate christians too so i wont let them in

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-19-05
Merry Christmas!
I have something to tell you Ron.
What is it?
You're not getting any presents this year.
Why not? I've been a good boy.
It's because you're christian, you just have to realise it, Santa hates christians.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-20-05
O RLY?
YA RLY!
NO WAI!
YA!
Lets play another game.
Yeah this is boring.

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