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by JoeBlough
5-05-19
Sorry about your daddy, little boy!
Why?
Because of the horribly ugly and bloody way he was skinned, hung, dismembered and generally mutilated!
Butch do good job?
I said "Make it look like an accident." you doofus!

 

by JoeBlough
5-06-19
Hey ragu4u, get in here. Can you believe it? JoeBlough won the last C.C.
You mean the C.C. that only HE entered, d_bacon?
Ya know, you can be a real vindictive dick at times? Cut him some slack!
Joe can Blough me! My work here is done! hehehe

 

by JoeBlough
5-06-19
Good luck on the interview & thanks for choosing Great Clips!
Fag!
A job? YOU think "I" would hire a punk like YOU? Hit the road, dude!
But I just....
I don't give a rats ass that you just got your hair sharpened for this interview. SCRAM!

 

by JoeBlough
5-06-19
Back in the early 1950's.....
C'mon Tye, we've wasted all morning on this shot!
It's not my fault.
A truly GREAT actor could get this stuff in one take!
Then fine! Go find yourself one because I QUIT!
So he DID and the rest is history!
You've done an absolutely PERFECT job! How can I show my appreciation?
Name the film "Godzilla"?

 

FYI gang, check out CC:716.
Yeah, our buddy JoeBlough calls it "The Melting POT".
by JoeBlough, 5-07-19

 

by JoeBlough
5-07-19
Where is that new dress uniform I just designed?
I feel funny wearing it, Sir! It's so "old school".
Hogwash, boy! I copied it from those worn by the epic heros from history! Put it on!
Yes Sir. Heros from history Sir!
So, what do ya think?
I squeaketh, Sir!

 

by JoeBlough
5-08-19
Candy Gram for Mongo! Candy Gram for Mongo
Me Mongo!
Sign here, please!
Th-th-tha..th,th tha..th-th-that's all folks

 

by JoeBlough
5-08-19
During Chen's Lunch Break
A BJ is $20. Take it or leave it!
No way am I placing my highly sought after penis into that snaggle-toothed mouth of yours!
Tight wad, Chink! See ya round!
Hmmm, that's a nice ass, tho! How's about...?
Right After Lunch
Out playing sexual "Jeopardy" again I see, eh Chen? So what did you in THIS time?
I asked for "Anal" for $5.00, Abe!

 

by JoeBlough
5-08-19
Uh...Sorry, your kind isn't welcome here!
My kind? What KIND is that?
Nappy headed, bug eyed, wide nosed, hip-hop rappin', Jungle Bu...
Who is that behind ya'll?
Ahem....?
*oops* Welcome....my dark skinned brother! WELCOME!

 

by JoeBlough
5-08-19
I'm outta rum. Fetch me some, bitch!
You talkin' to me? YOU talkin' to ME?
Did I stutter, Travis Bickel? Rum! NOW! In my room!
Oh Butchy!
All done, Aunt Zoe! Now where Butchy put body?

 

by JoeBlough
5-08-19
Go ahead Boss, touch it! You'll love it!
Go ahead Tyler, touch it! I want ya to!
Please, please, PLEASE!
No Way! Once bitten, twice shy Bee-Guy! Beat it!!

 

by JoeBlough
5-09-19
Rags, that person your hired to rebuild the deck is here...
Wonderful! I'm gonna get into THIS project!
..but they don't look like any builder I ever saw!
Don't you worry Deb. Deck rebuilding is their specialty!
But it was not who ragu4u expected!
You? You're gonna build up my deck? But your ad said you were a deck erection specialist!
Oh THAT? THAT was a misprint. It shoulda said "DICK"!

 

by JoeBlough
5-10-19
It appears Joe Blough's CC:716 is off to a dismal start! Hahaha
He wouldn't say that if JB was standing right behind him!
*sniff, sniff*... I smell B.O.!
THAT DOES IT!

 

by JoeBlough
5-10-19
I told ya JoeBlough wouldn't take kindly to you dissing him.
"F" him, if he can't take a joke!
So he locked ya in here all alone, eh?
It 's only for a week but he said I might be gettin' a roomie in an hour, so I guess our visit is over.
One hour later.....
So, He gives me YOU as a roomie? Well I get the bottom bunk!
Uh,uh...we share! AND, he said to tell ya..."F" him if he can't take a joke!"

 

by JoeBlough
5-10-19
Honest, J.B., I was just kiddin'. You gotta get this fag away from me.
So you think you deserve it, eh? Well then, I got some deciding to do, don't I?
HEY JoeBlough! Where did my little butt buddy go to?
A better place, dude. A much BETTER place!

 

by JoeBlough
5-10-19
Auditions for character "Pennywise"...
"Beep-Beep, Richie!"
"Beep-Beep, Richie!"
Vhats vit dis 'Beep-Beep, Richie" got to do vit gelt, anyvay?
"Beep-Beep, Richie!"
Uh...#3...you don't seem to get it. "Pennywise" is not a Hebrew money lender!

 

by JoeBlough
5-10-19
You appear to be a man in search of knowledge!
Uh....yeah, I guess.
What do ye seeketh. my son?
Does having an old cock make me a "cuckold"!
All the knowledge of the universe at your fingertips & you ask "COCK" questions? Ha!
So, is that a "YES"?

 

by JoeBlough
5-10-19
Poker night tonight, dear?
Sure is Martha but I need to change first.
You REALLY think that works, George?
I'm SURE of it! Wish me luck!
Why does daddy where that stupid costume to play poker?
He thinks looking like a "card Shark" is intimidating!

 

by JoeBlough
5-11-19
So, tell Grandpa ragu4u who is funniest on Stripcreator.com?
Dats easy gwampa! You is....
Hear THAT? Out of the mouth of babes...
...you is the WORST! RCGL, Lunch & that Tripod guy are all hilarious!
I'm the WORST, huh? But what about all my...?
Lame assed failed attempts? What about em'?

 

by JoeBlough
5-11-19
Nanny, nanny, boo-boo!
I coulda swore I hit that squirrel!
Face it...your days as a hunter are over!
I can't believe it. I guess my "killer instinct" is gone forever!
But forever is a long time!
Back already? And empty handed too? You are one huge, worthless piece of sh...
Maybe "forever" was a bit hasty!

 

by JoeBlough
5-11-19
C'mere, dad gummit! I gotta saddle ya up!
We gotta talk!
Talk? About what?
About you learnin' how to attatch a saddle to me. You cinch up my ballsack everytime.
But a short while later....
Why'd yer horse run off screamin, cowboy?
Don't know, doggo! Guess he didn't like how I done fixed his "ballsack" problem!

 

by JoeBlough
5-12-19
This it Linc?
Must be Pete!
Julie never let me bang er'!
She preffered "dark meat"!
Really?
She married Quincy Jones, dumb shit!

 

by JoeBlough
5-12-19
Hello! The dynamic UNO here to say...
Happy Day to all you "MOTHERS" out there.
And we think you "mothers" know who we're talkin' about!
So don't think we've gone all sentimental like!
Cuz we de baddest boys on de block!
Word......to YOU "Mother"!

 

by JoeBlough
5-13-19
Cinemas now offer "Bedroom-Seating!
Gimme one for "Old Yeller"!
Would you care for a Single, a Twin, a Queen or a King?
I'm alone, so what do YOU think, you venemous "vag"?
With THAT fat ass I'd say nuthin' smaller than a California King on steroids!
Well? I'm waitin' here!
Ya know, Old Yeller dies at the end, don't ya Tubby?

 

by JoeBlough
5-13-19
Recently, at a pet shoppe.....
I'm looking to buy a puppy I can cuddle and kiss and...
We have lots of puppies, but I would NOT be KISSING on them!
Jael goes & finds her favorite....
You are SO cute. I WAS going to cuddle up with you and just kiss you all over, etc. etc... but this store manager said for me not to.
Oh he did, did he?
I'm gonna "F" you up Gary, you cock blockin' SOB!
Is that a growl I hear?

 

by JoeBlough
5-13-19
No more Mrs. Nice Girl....
Now you and Rock can do all the "Pillow Talk" ya want, honey!
Bye Doris, and again...it wasn't ME that ate the daisies!
RIP Miss Day! Men who are "GAY" salute you
Whatever, faggots!

 

by JoeBlough
5-14-19
"..needle dicked, boot licking, cucktard..."
Hey Rags, whats a "cucktard"?
It's what people who are too lazy or feel too good to show up every day, call the people who DO!
ZMannZilla thinks JoeBlough is a "Cucktard"!
Huh! You don't say?

 

by JoeBlough
5-14-19
Welcome to Madam Zora's Readings!
My name is JoeBlough & I think everyone is out to get me!
Step into my reading room, where you & I will explore the mind's dark and dank recesses!
We will?
Hi d_bacon! Is ragu4u here? He'll never guess where I've been.
Hey Rags, JB is here and stinks of Madam Zora's "Preparation H" BIGTIME!

 

by JoeBlough
5-14-19
I hear the Dynamic Uno is like totally pissed at us!
Screw them guys! We got better & more important stuff to do!
We do? Like WHAT?
Well...uh...er...um...stuff like showing up on this site every once in a blue moon & startin' shit! Yeah...that stuff!
Ahem...Excuse us. We're the emissaries of our mentor, one Mister JoeBlough, here to convey his...
Knock off the damn ass kissin', d_bacon & let me go all John Wick on em'!

 

by JoeBlough
5-14-19
...yeah JB, even Lunch & 4L Tripod are casting aspersions!
Casting aspersions, huh? Are aspersions like "stink bait" or somethin'?
No, no, no! They're like dissing us, dude!
You guys are way too touchy! They're just breakin' yer balls! But if they aren't, we go get Plan "B".
You RANG?
Hiya "B"! I'm puttin' you on "stand-by"!

 

by JoeBlough
5-14-19
Brad, I've called you here because your site, in 2019, is getting a bad rep! Capice?
YOU been gettin' complaints too, eh?
Have you considered making them an offer they can't refuse?
I'll go give it a shot!
How can I get you guys to quit makin' those awful....
Did I just hear the "Q" word??

 

by JoeBlough
5-14-19
YOU .........MAKE ......THE ........CALL!

 

by JoeBlough
5-15-19
Now we're being called "over sensitive", Rags!
US? "Over Sensitive"? That's Poppy-Cock! Bulgerdash! Hogwash!
Take it easy, big guy!
Easy? I got "EASY" hangin' right here. Why I'll rip the balls off those no good, rotten...
...as thunder cracks & booms outside...
I'm gettin' outta here before he says it!
...Pantywaists! I'll NEVER back down. May lightning strike me if I ev...

 

by JoeBlough
5-15-19
I can only allow you 5 minutes with Mr. ragu4u!
How bad did he get hurt?
One can only imagine what 10 consecutive lightning strikes will do to a man!
He don't need no stinking imagination!
Why? What do you mean?
He's used to it. Let's just say he asks for it!

 

by JoeBlough
5-15-19
...Call For Drastic Measures!
*on phone*......... Yo! Did you see that dude jump?
*on phone*.....Yeah man! I think he made comics online or somethin'!
Got any I.D. on this fella, Dave?
Ugh...
He's some comic writer guy named JoeBlough, I think.
Yup, that's HIM alright. Funniest thing he ever did, actually!

 

by JoeBlough
5-15-19
I gotta knock off this morbid shit & mow the grass!
Nobody cares to read about me jumpin' off a building, anyway!
Old JoeBlough is already teetering on the brink of insanity!
God damnit! Out of gas! What to do NOW? I know! Where's my assault rifle?

 

by JoeBlough
5-16-19
Is this Chez ragu/d_bacon?
That depends. Who wants to know?
ME! World famous, Tony Clifton, singer extrodinaire!
How the hell...?
I hear you & your piglet compadre are defaming my persona!
Yo, d_bacon! Get JB on the horn. Tell him Andy Kauffman finally escaped.

 

by JoeBlough
5-16-19
He won't answer to the likes of YOU!
You seem pretty sure. Why not?
He stays up late, among other reasons! Ya'll better GIT!
Alas, she didn't!
HELP! Ow! ow! ow! ow!!!!!
Ya shoulda listened to my kid, Shalequa!

 

by JoeBlough
5-17-19
JoeBlough? To what do we owe the honor of....
Can the bullshit, Rags! There's work to be done!
Meaning WHAT exactly?
The natives are gettin' restless for us to name a winner to CC:716! We need 2 more misogynistic entries first!
Never let it be said that JoeBlough "Et al" is devoid of standards!
I know of at least 1 guy that will. If we weren't so kind-hearted we'd "unfollow" his sorry ass in protest !

 

by JoeBlough
5-17-19
There's an elf at the door with a box for us from somebody called JB.
Oh crap...is it ticking? Check it out, dude!
I'll sign for it!
No need. Just don't loosen the ribbon till I get to the sidewalk!
OK...he's on the sidew...

 

by JoeBlough
5-17-19
Oh no, not another pissed off feminist!
Listen Brad, this CC 716 has to STOP! Women are being blatantly objectified!
They are, are they?
Well that's what that, numb-nut JoeBlough is calling for!
Really? And what's wrong with THAT, eh, you Hatchet-Faced harpy?
Damned Canadians!

 

by JoeBlough
5-18-19
Nothing but a net over here!
Same thing over here!
How can he say we're moving the goal posts when we can't even find them?
Beats me. I guess we haven't attained his level of "geniosity" yet!
Where we gonna look next?
Let's try a baseball diamond!

 

by JoeBlough
5-18-19
"...PISS-PUDDLE EVEN MORE!"
These guys are just way to easy!
You mean Dorkman & Felchy?
Hey you! Show a little respect! VERY LITTLE, but show it!

 

We posted the winner for...
...CC: 716, so read it & weep, people!
by JoeBlough, 5-18-19

 

by JoeBlough
5-18-19
Finally, CC:716 is over and all the ill-will will cease.
Wanna bet?
We're all friends here. If I'm wrong, may lightning str.....
NO! DON'T SAY IT!
..ike me! Ayieeeeeeee!!!!!
For crying out loud! Hasn't watching ragu4u taught you ANYTHING?

 

by JoeBlough
5-19-19
"...No purchase necessary."
CRAPPOLA! I just KNEW this would happen!
Yo, d_bacon! You seen that new CC: 717 yet?
No I haven't. Did our boy Moturd do good?
Wait! Where ya goin' all pissed off?
I gotta go to M.I.T. to find somebody to translate the rules for us.

 

by JoeBlough
5-19-19
Yo! You the "MFWIC" around here?
I assume, young grass-hopper, that by MFWIC you mean..."Mutha Fucka what's in Charge"! Yes?
Indubitably!
Scram! My crib ain't open to no pig! Ya feelin' me?
I knew Bruce Lee & Jacie "Moms" Mabley never shoulda had a kid!

 

by JoeBlough
5-20-19
You gonna watch the finale of "Game of Thrones" tonight?
You mean that racist piece of trash on HBO?
Racist? What "Racist"? It's a damned medievial fantasy.
Obviously, you fail to understand the "White Walkers"! I DO! They live next door to me!
This here is Birmingham, darkie! "Sweet Home Alabama" country. Ya dig?
It's YOU again? What? My M.C. Hammer not loud enough for you?

 

by JoeBlough
5-20-19
You gonna blow all the guys in class, Teach?
Yup, all at once!
Hey guys...start jerkin' yer gherkin for "JAWS" over here!
Now girls, rub those pussies till they weep cause I'll do YOU next!
I understand "Sex Ed" began at your school today! You have to agree, the creation of human life ia an amazing thing!
Pretty much Pa, but "Bukkake" is what REALLY rocks!

 

by JoeBlough
5-21-19
Do you believe it? They're saying that 4 out of 10 Americans approve of Socialism!
What KIND of Americans?
The "American" KIND, doofus!
If you're talking about "Millenials", I'd say it's ...
What?
10 out of 10!

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