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by Life_Is_Life
11-22-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Okay, I rescheduled the fight.
Can we go now?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Sure.
Good lets look for the headband.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
What about Eric?
He'll catch up...

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-22-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Hi.
Hi. Have you seen a glow-in-the-dark headband?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
No. You know People bacon tastes great. Theres free samples on the table.
Okayyyyyyyyy.....
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I think we should go...
*Munch* Actualy this People bacon is pretty good.

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-22-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Xtof, You don't look so good.
I don't feel so good,Stacie.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
!!!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
AHHHHHHHHH!
I feel....flabby.

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-22-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Who are you??
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I'm Veal the Pig. I'm here to avenge all my people you monsters have eaten!
By turning them into pigs?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Yes so they will know the horrors of being a Pig!!
I'm even more confused...

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-24-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
So I will turn you and everyone else into pigs and eat them like you did my people!
So if we turn into pigs wouldn't that mean that we're your "People"?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
...
Well?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Um...
You diddn't think that far,huh?

 

by Life_Is_Life
11-24-04
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I just wanted humans to feel my pain...
Can't you think of some other way?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Well I do have a idea of how he can feel my people's pain...
What?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
...and he'll give back your original body!
I ain't chopping off my testicles...

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-06-05
Now we can all leave happy.
Say for yourself.
Oh come on its just your testicles they grow back.
????
God, I hate Blondes.

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-06-05
!!!
Thanks for leaving me behind!!
Hey, Whose that behind you?
Well, You left me to find you and he just tagged along.
See what happens when you let me explore?
My daddy was Tobor.

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-09-05
Dude, You better bring him back.
Why?
He could get us in a world of Trouble!
Come on. How would a messed-up Robot tagging along cause trouble into our plans?
WHERES TOBOR'S SON?? TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE THE KIDNAPPERS! GRRRR!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-09-05
Whose my favorite robot? Whose my favorite Robot?
Me?
Yes you are! Yes you are!
Yay?
Eric, Hes not a dog.
You're just Jealous.

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-09-05
Ya know,Robot, this may be the greatest day of my life. I have a cool robotic freind.
Daddy!
Daddy? No...Call me master.
No, behind you. Daddy!
TOBOR WILL MAKE YOUR ANUS BLEED! RAWR!!!
Oh F***.

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-09-05
Ha!Ha!Ha! This is great!
No its Not! Eric is being Violated by a Robot!
I know! Ain't it great?
Hey, you shouldn't talk. You lost your testicles recently.
Thats low,man.
No, Whats Tobor is doing now is Low

 

by Life_Is_Life
7-23-05
SON OF TOBOR! YOU'RE SAFE!
Yes,father. Keep your voice down you're embarrasing me...
WHAT?? TOBOR EMBARRASING?? IMPOSSIBLE! TOBOR IS MASTER OF ALL THAT IS COOL!
Dad, Stop the yelling!
TOBOR ISN'T YELLING! TOBOR IS JUST TALKING OVER THE SILENCE!
Then I'll just be on my way...

 

by Life_Is_Life
7-23-05
Eric, My father allowed me to join you.
Arrrrrrg. My anus...it bleeds with pain of a thousand fires! ohhhh....
SO IS TOBOR DONE HERE??
Yes. Go back to Boorite...
And thus Boorite saved the world again...
Who the F*** are you??

 

by Life_Is_Life
7-23-05
So you're Tobor's son? You don't seem to be well...
Loud?
Yeah.
You should see my brothers...
Meanwhile somewheres
SO MY REPAIR DOCTOR TOLD LATEM TO TAKE SOME PILLS EACH WEEK SO LATEM FUCKED THE PILL UP HIS ASS!!
WELL OTORP HELPED A OLD LADY CROSS THE STREET THEN FUCKED HER DEAD!!! RAWR!

 

by Life_Is_Life
7-24-05
Okay. Lets head out.
What about Eric?Hes still on the ground in pain.
Carry him. We got a job to do.
Screw this. I'm leaving.
Well I ain't carrying Eric. Lets just leave him..
Just go! I'm just gonna stay down here next to my hopes and dreams...

 

by Life_Is_Life
7-24-05
So Son of Tobor...What were you programed for?
...I was programmed to pack cheese.
Really? Thats weird.
Yes it is.
Hmmm. I can't think of a pun...
...

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