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Yes I agree, the Bogus Brothers do suck!
by Lifesuck, 8-10-08

 

Yes I agree, the Bogus Brothers do suck!
by Lifesuck, 8-10-08

 

by Lifesuck
8-10-08
I will kill you!
Wait, if I make the sun disappear, will you spear me?
NEVER!
Mokus Pokus, make the god damn sun dissapear!
NOwaaaa!
Sucker

 

Merry Christmas
Uhh, It's October dude, your off by, hmmmm, 3 months buddy
by Lifesuck, 10-19-08

 

I want to run for president becuase goo goo ga ga bitch!
by Lifesuck, 10-19-08

 

by Lifesuck
10-19-08
The funniest comic in the world was ruined by someone who forgot to pay the comic bill, again!

 

There are 3.155 x 10^7 seconds in one year!
Yes, oh yes! Talk Nerdy to me babe, Yes, Yes!
by Lifesuck, 11-16-08

 

by Lifesuck
11-29-08
Sean why are you talking?
I tripped!
Sean why are you not doing your work?
I tripped!
Sean why are you not paying attention?
I tripped!

 

Not known to many people is the Mountain Chicken
???
by Lifesuck, 11-29-08

 

Bills
???
by Lifesuck, 11-29-08

 

Not now, I'm Contemplating about quantum physics
Honey we need to do Bills!
by Lifesuck, 11-29-08

 

Fuckwad
Fuckwad!
by Lifesuck, 11-29-08

 

Look there holdng a finger up, they want us too sing one more song!
by Lifesuck, 12-24-08

 

by Lifesuck
1-22-09
You got to go up to her and break up with her!
Soooo, how did she take it?

 

Holy Crap!
Holy Crap!
by Lifesuck, 2-09-09

 

Not my day
by Lifesuck, 4-03-09

 

Not my day!
by Lifesuck, 4-08-09

 

Not my day!
by Lifesuck, 4-08-09

 

Not my day!
by Lifesuck, 4-08-09

 

Not my day
by Lifesuck, 4-08-09

 

VIce City sucks!
by Lifesuck, 4-08-09

 

Ney, whats up bitch?
Oh Sh......
by Lifesuck, 4-08-09

 

AT THE LIBARY OF CONGRESS
Did you know that a chipmunk was the first president!
?????
by Lifesuck, 4-13-09

 

AT THE LIBARY OF CONGRESS
Did you know that a chipmunk was the first president!
?????
by Lifesuck, 4-13-09

 

by Lifesuck
4-13-09
I lost a guy!
I lost an arm!

 

Your a filthy whore
by Lifesuck, 10-18-09

 

by Lifesuck
12-30-09
At inventors corp
Sir I have come up with an idea,
Ok
An mp3 player, with a screen where you can scroll and choose any song you want!
Aw shit
Thats an ipod

 

by Lifesuck
12-30-09
Ok ok, I came up with a new idea
Go for it!
A phone that is a portable so you can go anywhere with it!
Aw shit
Thats a cell phone!

 

by Lifesuck
12-30-09
Ok ok, i got another idea
Okay...
It's like a ps2 but it's portable and so you can play on the go, i will call it phgd
Thats a been done several times
Where were you in the past 20 years?

 

by Lifesuck
12-30-09
Whats life all about, what it's meaning, why am I here, who am i, where did people come from, how was Earth formed, what's beyond our solar sysytem?
WTF am i takin about?

 

by Lifesuck
12-30-09
What the flipflopjillydallingrandmahumpin is that

 

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by Lifesuck, 12-30-09

 

by Lifesuck
12-30-09
Racist!

 

by Lifesuck
12-30-09
Stick and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me!
Ur a fleabittin cunt who's a skanky motherfukin whore thats sells herselfout for money and came to this country by a door
Im gonna go kill myself!

 

by Lifesuck
1-02-10
Did you throw that can right on the ground without recycling it
Yea
Well pick it up or I sting you
I got some bee-away

 

by Lifesuck
1-02-10
You see the movie Avatar?
Yea, good movie
You know those Na'vi-s and you control them with your mind
Yea, what about them
Well if you hate someone you could fly over them and thnk SHIT and the Na'vi-s will SHIT on the Guy you hate!
Do you think of anything better

 

Well.......
You know you wanna put your hand in my hole
by Lifesuck, 1-02-10

 

by Lifesuck
1-02-10
The band, By me
How about Dick in your asshole
Good
And Now Dick in Your Asshole, by me

 

by Lifesuck
1-02-10
Qué?

 

by Lifesuck
1-02-10
Where am I

 

by Lifesuck
1-02-10
Mame, can you tell me what happned
Yes I can
Well?
You asked if I could tell you what happened and I said I can becuase I can talk!

 

by Lifesuck
1-02-10
I have to go in there
DONT GO IN THERE!
Oh ok
??????

 

by Lifesuck
1-02-10
This is my bush
It's a very soft bush, it absorbs liquids and other stuff, I like my bush, it's not too big or small it's just right!
Any questions
Yea, which one!

 

Where am I?
by Lifesuck, 1-02-10

 

Heil Hitler
by Lifesuck, 1-02-10

 

Honey I raped the kids
by Lifesuck, 1-02-10

 

by Lifesuck
1-02-10
Well thats all the comics for today
Thats right the writer ran out of ideas and created this comic becuase of it
Well, happy new years to all of you!
Hope you liked the comics for today!
Don't worry there will be more comics
Where am I
Qué?

 

by Lifesuck
10-16-10
Feeling Irie

 

by Lifesuck
10-16-10
TTTZZZZ
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TTZZT
Shit Power's Out !
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Listen This is as strange to you as it is to me!

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