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by Lord_Vodek
5-21-09
Ummm....no.
50 bucks
...
See you inside

 

What the fuck did you do with garfeild in there for 45 minutes?
I...uhhh...
by Lord_Vodek, 5-21-09

 

by Lord_Vodek
5-21-09
pull my finger
ok
Stupid bitch

 

by Lord_Vodek
5-21-09
Take that
Mines real

 

by Lord_Vodek
5-27-09
St-
St- Sto-
St- Sto- Stop. I did it

 

And now presenting the star of our show...Bacon!
Bacon!
by Lord_Vodek, 5-27-09

 

by Lord_Vodek
5-27-09
Get out of my head!
Yes do it

 
by Lord_Vodek, 5-27-09

 

Brains...
Why do I hang out with you?
by Lord_Vodek, 5-27-09

 

I'm not talking
by Lord_Vodek, 5-27-09

 

by Lord_Vodek
5-27-09
This is a suicide note my friend left
What's it say?
"See you next week"

 

by Lord_Vodek
5-27-09
No you take him!
Sigh
No you take him!

 

by Lord_Vodek
5-28-09
That's the last straw Johnny
I'm sorry i banged your daughter
It's not ok...I'm gonna give you to the count of ten
But she was a virgin...
Wait really? well in that case all is forgiven
A TIGHT! virgin

 

I evolved into you? I'm gonna go kill myself now
by Lord_Vodek, 5-29-09

 

Their relationship was never quite the same after he took his first born
I think we should stop seeing each other
Agreed
by Lord_Vodek, 6-26-09

 

by Lord_Vodek
7-05-09
Oh Goody a New Mandingo comic!
Quit jacking off in there Eric!
MOOOOM!

 

How the hell did you get in here?
Where's McDonalds?
by Lord_Vodek, 7-06-09

 

At the end of his crucification jesus ascends to heaven
Welcome to heaven my son
Where the fuck were you the first thirty-three years of my life?
by Lord_Vodek, 8-11-09

 

by Lord_Vodek
8-13-09
How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How Many?
Let's go ride bicycles

 

by Lord_Vodek
8-15-09
Sodemy He!
Sodemy Ho!
Sodemy Ha Ha!!

 

Ow wrong hole jackass
by Lord_Vodek, 8-18-09

 

I can see you
Man this job sucks
by Lord_Vodek, 8-18-09

 

Thought you could beat me did you kung-fu warrior?
I don't know kung-fu
by Lord_Vodek, 8-18-09

 

by Lord_Vodek
8-21-09
Are you sure this is a good idea?
Don't worry the procedure is completely safe nothing can go wrong
(I'm surprised Hatrix didn't think of this first)
This sugeon is gonna fill my quota by himself

 

by Lord_Vodek
8-21-09
You suck
You suck
You are retarded
You are retarded
I am gay
You are gay

 

by Lord_Vodek
8-22-09
Don't read this comic
You will regret it!
We warned you
but now you've started you can't finish
wow that's 2 minutes of your life you'll never get back...
Suckers...

 

by Lord_Vodek
8-22-09
You have crabs
I'm gonna kill TOBOR...

 

by Lord_Vodek
8-26-09
At the anual science fair
What have you got Jacob?
I call it the moon
And you Noah?
I call them stars
And you Abraham?
I call it Earth

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-04-09
The Christian god is a necromancer.
How so?
He brought Jesus back from the dead
I never thought about it like that
And that makes Jesus a zombie
Woa...heavy shit man

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-04-09
What you thinking about Fang?
The wiccans inability to decide what god to worship
Oh yeah?
Yeah they need to just fucking pick one already i thought the christians got rid of people that couldn't decide in the Crusades
Some people just don't know what they want

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-06-09
One fine day...
Bitch give me your purse...Please?
No, no, no, you're doing it wrong you don't ask nicely at the end. Try again.
Oh ok. *Ehem* Bitch give me your purse.
Ok better...now say it like you mean it
To be continued...
Bitch give me your purse!
Better...but we need a threat as well

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-06-09
One fine day...
Bitch give me your purse! Or I will hit you with a pillow!
Ok good but how about threatening them with something scary
The lesson continues...
Bitch give me your purse! Or I will hit you with a crowbar and -
Ok stop. It will be obvious you don't have a crowbar tell them you're going to shoot them instead.
To Be Continued...
Ok got you. Bitch give me your purse or I will shoot with this capgun!
Sigh

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-06-09
One fine day...
Bitch give me your purse! Or I will shoot you!
You did it! Finally. Good job I got chills that time.
Thank you.
All right now that you are a hardcore thug pic a target rob her and we'll split the profit
To Be continued
Bitch give me your purse! Or I will shoot you!
Big mistake robbing me God told me to take Martial arts when i was younger.

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-06-09
One fine day...
I got my ass kicked by a nun who knows mixed martial arts
Maybe you better let me pick the targets
Ok you pick this time
How about that old lady?
To Be Continued
Bitch give me your purse! Or I will shoot you!
Oh no you don't you nigger hoodlum!

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-06-09
One fine day...
That wasn't cool she beat me with her cane AFTER she kicked me in the groin
Ok so nuns and old ladies are too strong how about little kids?
ok i think i can handle that
ok good try that one he looks loaded
To Be Continued
Bitch give me your wallet! Or I will shoot you!
Daddy!

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-06-09
One fine day...
His dad was an Ultimate Figter Heavyweight Champion three years in a row
Ok so little kids, old ladies, and nuns are a bad idea don't give up we can make this work
Ok so who next
Try that loser over there.
To Be Continued...
Bitch give me your wallet! Or I will shoot you!
No you give me your wallet bitch!

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-06-09
One fine day...
He actually had a gun
I knew we were forgetting something
What?
Ok so this obviously isn't working lets try robbing a building instead of a person
To Be Continued
Shit
What the fuck do you think you're doing?

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-06-09
One fine day...
I've been beaten several times robbed and thrownin jail maybe we should give up
No way we are in the hole becuase of this we have to at least break even
And if I don't want to do this?
You don't have a choice besides i have a plan meet me by the fence tommorow.
To Be Continued
Uh-oh.
Just be there ok bye

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-06-09
One fine day...
So what did you do
I got beaten by a nun, an old lady, and a Ultimate Fighter Heavyweight champion, then i got robbed, THEN I tried to rob a museum and got arrested
Why did you do all this?
My friend told me to becuase we would get rich doing it.
To Be Continued...
Her name isn't Mary by any chance is it?
Shit

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-06-09
One fine day...
Ok now what?
Come on come on we don't have much time
life was so much simplier before we met
Think about that later now you need to run
To Be Continued...
Ok what is our next plan?
I've got big plans...

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-06-09
One fine day...
Ok so what are these big plans?
Well for starters we need to get costumes and...
Wait stop right there...Costumes?
Yeah we need an image.....something that says Robin the Hood and Mary....You know?
To Be Continued...
This is getting way out of hand...
Anyway after we get the costumes we need samurai swords and.....

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-06-09
One fine day...
I feel stupid...
Relax you look great
People are staring
You're just intimidating you are very scary with that on
To Be Continued...
That's why the old ladies and little kids are laughing right?
Well...ok fine you look stupid but now you can't be identified now

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-06-09
All satanists are christians!
How did you arrive at that conclusion?
Well satan is a christian concept there are no mentions of a being of supreme evil before catholicism came along.
What about Hades?
He was just lord of the underworld he wasn't a being of supreme evil. Satanism is just a perverted version of christianity.
How do you do it?

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-07-09
First people were saying Obama wanted to kill the old and sick
Now they are saing he is after Andy Griffith
Who's next Kenny? OMG Obama you killed Kenny you bastard!

 

I want the red boxers today
Yes mister president right away sir
by Lord_Vodek, 9-07-09

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-10-09
Our subject today is atheists
What about them?
They are afraid of commitment
What made you come to that conclusion
Rather than picking a god to worship they choose not to worship any god
wow deep stuff man

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-11-09
A moment of silence as our most
frequent characters remember the
victims of 9/11
I really have to fart

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-12-09
I'm pregnant with your kid!
But we are girls!
Ah i love the smell of Plot Device in the morning
Indeed, indeed

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-12-09
Crippled Carl! Beaten Bobby!
Blind Brittany! Drunk Darrel!
Skeleton Steve! And Porky Pual!
We are so screwed

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-12-09
Not you again
Aren't you the same guy that tried to robbed the gallery last time
Hw could you tell
You said, "Not you again"
Damn it there i go thinking out loud again
Well back to jail with you

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