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by MaKK_BeNN
4-19-03
[Artemis] [mAAk]
* Artemis is absorbed into mAAk
MUIURRRRURUU / HUGGG DAA MAAAK
[Artemis] [mAAk]
Take the opportunity to destroy him from within
* mAAk lurches towards BigEvilDan
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
MWWWweeerraAAAA

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-19-03
[KaaM] [mAAk]
maaaaaaak
HUGS FOR DEE DAN
[KaaM] [mAAk]
im innn yoooou
:l ??????
[KaaM] [mAAk]
rememeber / your first day of school
(.. ) ????????????

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-19-03
[KaaM] [mAAk]
all the punching / you were so weak
( .. ) ?
[KaaM] [mAAk]
then I showed up?
( ..)
[KaaM] [mAAk]
yessssss / you used to be a good guy
HUGGSSS

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-19-03
[KaaM] [mAAk]
this madnessss /
* mAAk moves towards BigEvilDan
[KaaM] [mAAk]
it isnt yooouuu / noooo
MAAAKK
[KaaM] [mAAk]
dan has cooties
HUGGGSSS

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-19-03
[KaaM] [mAAk]
remember the song?
:l
[KaaM] [mAAk]
the one i sang? / when you wanted to sleep?
:l ???????????
[KaaM] [mAAk]
"Rag-doll, daddy's little cutie"
>:l

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-19-03
[BigEvilDan] [mAAk]
* BigEvilDan gets his shotgun.
* mAAk smacks BigEvilDan down
[KaaM] [DMSO]
crud
* DMSO stocks up on napalm
[mAAk] [KaaM]
* mAAk approaches BigEvilDan
im gonna go play in maak's Id

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-19-03
[BigEvilDan] [mAAk]
* BigEvilDan rolls out of the way.
* mAAk stabs at BigEvilDan with his beak
[BigEvilDan] [mAAk]
* BigEvilDan reaches for the shotgun.
* mAAk wraps a tentacle around BigEvilDan's ankle / * mAAk pulls him down
[BigEvilDan] [Kaam]
NO!
whooo-ho! / suffocation fantasies! / ooo / what's this / MEmory Log #982349382 / mAAk sees mom in shower?

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-19-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
* mAAk licks at BigEvilDan's head with a large disgusting bird-like tongue /
NO!!
[Bargaintuan] [mAAk]
* DMSO napalms mAAk's tentacle
flails / * mAAk throws BigEvilDan
[BigEvilDan] [mAAk]
* BigEvilDan dives for the shotgun. / * BigEvilDan shoots wildly at tentacles.
* mAAk sets the building on fire, flailing

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-19-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
MRRRAAAAKK WANT DEE HUGS
She's gonna blow!
[mAAk] [DMSO]
* mAAk "hugs" BigEvilDan's neck / MRRAAAAKKKK
* DMSO hugs mAAk with napalm
[BigEvilDan] [mAAk]
* BigEvilDan points the shotgun at mAAk's head.
* mAAk grabs DMSO

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-19-03
[BigEvilDan] [mAAk]
* BigEvilDan shoots.
* mAAk pulls BigEvilDan and DMSO slowly into his nebulous center / MRAAAAK
[BigEvilDan] [mAAk]
* BigEvilDan shoots again.
* mAAk keeps pulling / HUGGGGSSS / FOREVVERRRR
[DMSO] [mAAk]
* DMSO finds this strangely arousing
HUGGGGSSSSS

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-22-03
[mAAk] [brad]
remember to ask for a clean needle / and no air bubbles
no air bubbles / but i like them, they tickle / i feel a little ill, i hope i don't puke all over the nurse / and i also hope i don't get busted for maybe having SARS
[mAAk] [brad]
you know im part of the WHO right?
you dudes rock man
[mAAk] [brad]
plays Baba O'Reilly / we merged with the World Health Organization

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-22-03
[mAAk] [brad]
* mAAk places brad under bio-arrest / please turn over your cells / and pathogens / and viruses
NO
[mAAk] [brad]
AND your atoms / i dont want to take any chances
CELLS, PATHOGENS, VIRUSES AND ATOMS WANT TO BE FREE / much like information
[Ssyecs] [mAAk]
And intestinal gas.
much like information they get your quiet little candian town napalmed

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-22-03
[mAAk] [brad]
lez go turn over the atoms / well / well theres one way / but / nah' / i'll just have to vaporize you / unless- / nah you wouldnt
wait wait / back up
[mAAk] [brad]
well the thing is /
unless... / is it money / it's money isn't it
[mAAk] [brad]
they use the penile vessel as a transmission vessel / in theory / if we were to lop off your cock / in theory mind you / the virus might be routed / and we could let you off

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-22-03
[mAAk] [brad]
the cock would have to be incinerated
mAAk / i'm wearing a wire /
[mAAk] [brad]
and many many many scientists would study it and it would be on the cover of magazines
the people from internal affairs should be here any moment to arrest you
[mAAk] [brad]
after it was all burnt and shriveled i mean
and take you away

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-22-03
[mAAk] [brad]
"brad's penis!" the headlines will read / "does small ones = SARS"???
the WHO is no place to try to lop off cocks
[mAAk] [Ssyecs]
:/ / youre right
Then what International organization is, Mr. Smarty Pants?
[mAAk] [brad]
we should just incinerate you / yeah
they should be here any moment / the people from internal affairs i mean / to arrest you and keep me safe / * brad taps his foot

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-22-03
[mAAk] [brad]
of any other organization, if someone had to chop off a cock, it'd be us / oh im sorry / i think i / quaratined internal affairs / looked a little pale
NO
[mAAk] [brad]
cant take any chances, mind you / now / make with the cock
NO THAT CAN'T BE TRUE / * brad backs up in horror
[mAAk] [brad]
im afraid it is bradley
* brad falls into a cryogenic cock freezing chamber

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-22-03
[brad] [mAAk]
NO / NOO / he'll wake up in the future! / unless i open it up right now and get him out /
[brad] [mAAk]
* brad tries to use his Force powers to jump out-- / ok
hang on phone
[brad] [mAAk]

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-22-03
[mAAk] [brad]
dum dee dum / oh / darn
[mAAk] [brad]
well it's too late to reverse the freezing now / in a strange plot twist, brad will have to wake up in the future / when the world is under my rule completely
[mAAk] [brad]
and he alone will have the knowledge and power to stop me / suppose i could kill him now / all frozen like that / or break off his legs / wouldnt chase me too quickly with no freaking legs

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-22-03
[mAAk] [brad]
but / i rather like my trpohy / and my trophy
[mAAk] [brad]
yes i imagine i shall leave this room and never return to it
[brad]

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-22-03
You get your eyes poked out. Continue to play, but in the wrong direction.
Brad freezes in a cold Canadian winter. Lose 3 turns while he thaws out.
A plane crashes into one of your buildings of national symbolism. Watch CNN for one turn.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-22-03
brad i bet you a million dollars i can cum for an hour
NO
WAY
way.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
omg OMG I froze brad and company's coming over in fifteen minutes!! what do i do WHAT DO I DO
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
THEYRE EARLY!!!
hey brad, what should i do? any ideas? huh? hell-oo?

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
I must say maak, capital job with the dinner party. Good show old fellow.
Thank you, wealthy Lord Fozzlebottom. I hope to entertain you and the Dutchess again soon.
Might I be a bother and trouble you to use the bathroom before I head out?
no NOO dear lord in heaven NOO dont go in there DONT LOOK IN THE BATHROOM JESUS LORD no NOOOO
All right then. Tah.
And wish the Dutchess a good evening for me also.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
all right FROZEN BRAD you almost got me in big trouble with the Duke and Dutchess. i'm afraid you've outlived your usefulness
oh man i realized i have to pee so bad

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
frozen brad, if you are still alive in there, plz dont watch me while i pee, k?
k?

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
ok, maak cant make da pee with you watchin, let me turn you around, lez go, chop chop
*huff puff* daz right, look at dee wall *ERK*
i wet myself

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
Ok, reflection of dee maak, pop quiz hot shot: youve got one frozen brad stuck in your bathroom. what do you do WHAT DO YOU DO
well
WHAT!!?! WHAT DO YOU DO???!!? TELL ME!!! WHAT?!!?

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
reflection of dee maak, i am sorry for yelling
plz stop crying, k?

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
ok frozen brad lez.. :O !!!
NO!! he's GONE!! WHERE DID FROZEN BRAD GO??? WHERE!?!?!
oh wait he's in da bafroom

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
ok frozen brad, lez..
hm. you're not frozen brad.
Nope.
you're thawed-out brad.
Yup.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
thank god you are ok. i will not rest until i find your real killers
But I'm not dead.
BANG
THUMP

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
ok dead brad, you stay in the freezer until you dont stink no more
KACHINK
:/ ????????
oh no dee door SHE CLOSE BEHIND ME!!
To be continued.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
LAST TIME ON THE BRAD FILES
KACHINK
:/ ????????
oh no dee door SHE CLOSE BEHIND ME!!
Holy crap no!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
good thing the door locks from this side. see you later frozen brad
hope you dont come back to life somehow but i bet you dont bye

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
CREEEAK
CLICK
hi frozen brad! we are having the best party upstairs! i came down to get some more ice gotta run k bye!!!
CLICK SLAM

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
*crk*
*CRRRRK*
omg i turned the freezer off you could have thawed out LOL! /me turns freezer back on hi

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
FLASH
BRAD! I'm you, from the future! Come to save you!
BANG
THUMP

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
ok frozen dead brad and frozen future brad i am taking you both to the lake in this tractor trailer to get rid of you once and for all
i wonder if i stick my tongue onto you...

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
Good thing I didn't stick my tongue to frozen future brad, cause then it might have gotten stuck, and I wouldnt of been able to dispose of the two brad's in the lake at night.
and i wouldnt be out now enjoying this fine evening
tra la la la la

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
Lord Fozzlebottom good to see you ol chum
mAAk, thanks for coming to my top-drawer party on the white house lawn. Please make yourself at home!
ok, where can i fuck some hookers?
LOL mAAk you are the living end.
!!!
Say, make sure to check out the ice sculpture, it's quite a top-notch job.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
oh NO! The ice sculpture is frozen brad!!
OMG OMG stay clam maak stay calm
think maak think: what would brad do???

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
y r u still haunting me WHY
oh yes the double-murder thing

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
what could i do to distract people long enough to get rid of frozen brad WHAT
where can i get laser-guided bombs WHERE

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
*HUFF PUFF* whew pushing you into the woods was hard work
sorry about breaking off your dong back there
hope you're not to pissed when you thaw out get it? pissed? LOL

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
oh NO i just realized: WHAT HAPPEND TO FROZEN FUTURE BRAD????
MEANWHILE
o ok good there he is
Free Mumia

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
and now my friend *GULP* to finish you off once and for all
to chop you up *SNIFF*
into little brad-cubes
Free Kevin

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-17-03
i have to chop up frozen brad! how did this happen HOW
EARLIER
*YAWN STRETCH* ah good morning brad..sorry there wasnt enough room for both of us in the tent...brad? BRAD!!???
oh yeah hee hee

 

by MaKK_BeNN
6-11-03
As you can see, with your server and livelyhood destroyed, I have achieved all but complete victory over you!
Yes. I am going to begin the process of killing myself.
Ho ho, NOT SO FAST, mister smarty pants! EAT FREEZE RAY!!!
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HA HA WEEE HEE HEE HEE HEE

 

by MaKK_BeNN
9-30-03
hey wats wrong with my package??
its is CROOKED!!
BZZZ wrong
it got mashed by a pnuematic jackhammer

 

by MaKK_BeNN
10-02-03
I know it was you.

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