All comics by Makin_d_bacon

 

by Makin_d_bacon
10-28-16
The Undertaker's Training Camp...
Listen up "U"! This ragu4u character is some kinda comeback kid.
I thought he was in hiding as a pig.
...
That's all over. Now he want's a piece o YOU more than ever!
He still sounds "HOG WILD" to me but take my advice.
You're not gonna KILL him, are ya?
Let's just say this...don't invest in "Pork Bellies" cause they're going down. WAY down!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
10-29-16
Where ya want I should put this magic mirror, buddy?
Just set it down right in front of me! I want to make a wish.
OK, now...mirror, mirror let me see what other people think of me!
THIS is friggen depressing!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
10-29-16
The Game....
What say we play "Charades"?
Ok! Let's do "Recent Personal Events". You go first.
The Guess...
You got fired! Am I right?
Nope! Booked an "Economy Cruise".
Where to? "Sardine"-ia? Hahaha....

 

by Makin_d_bacon
10-29-16
ragu4u seeking validation....
So...anyone miss me yet?
It depends.
On WHAT?
Who the hell are you, anyway?
THAT does it! Must find "Hari-Kari" knife! Must find Hari- kari kni...
Geez...If it ain't damned "robo-calls" it's senile "street people"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
10-30-16
Daddy can I trick or treat HERE tonight?
I think not, Timmy. I don't trust the slut who lives here.
Rats...
Now let's get home. Dinner is waiting.
But Timmy was "HARD" to convince...
Hubba-hubba *boing* Do you "Trick or treat", lady?
Why yes. In fact, I'm a "TRICK" specialist and you'll just LOVE my kind of treats.

 

by Makin_d_bacon
10-30-16
How was trick or treating, Timmy.
Great, mom! Best EVER!
Wow! Your face looks like a glazed donut. Tell me, how did your fake beard get that tuna smell & all sticky looking?
Cuz that bitch didn't wear no panties! I'm gonna go pee.
...but while in the bathroom he...
"OUCHY OUCH!" Hey mama my weiner hurts when I go pee!
Aha...I knew that slut couldn't be trusted!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
10-30-16
I'm taking you to the E.R. to have your wee wee checked.
She put a curse on my wheezer, didn't she Pa?
They'll find out at the E.R. when they poke a rod up your ding a ling for tests.
They'll WHAT?
...but Timmy ran off...
Did you find him?
No! But I did find a note in his room saying he was going to join The French Foreign Legion!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
10-31-16
So I hear Butch is in charge of snacks for the Halloween party!
Oh no, not again!
Last Halloween....
So have you "handled " all those little trick ot treaters like I told you to?
Yes sir, Butch sir! I ground em up in this here bowl...costumes and all.
I love it! We'll call it "Butch's Monster Mash", hehehe!
I shoulda stayed with "IHOP".

 

by Makin_d_bacon
10-31-16

 

by Makin_d_bacon
10-31-16
makin_d_ bacon & ragu4u conspire...
Ready?
Yup!
...and decide that it's time....
You wanna really go for it?
Do I ever!
...the preparations begin!
I'll go get all greased up!
And I'll put on my wrestling tights!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-01-16
He's baaaack!
I wonder where that RCLG has been?
Probably out scalping tickets to your bout with...
SHHHH! Remember...the Lithuanian mafia is EVERYWHERE!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-01-16
Somewhere in Vilnius, Lithuania threats are made to ragu4u....
ragu4u turi prarasti "The Undertaker"!
Taip, žinau!
Somewhere in Rock Hill, Missouri....
A letter for ragu4u needs a signature, huh? Who's it from?
My Lithuanian is a bit rusty but it appears to be from some sort of "Death Squad" and filled with a white powder!
*shitting in pants*
Sir? Hello? I need your signature! Wait a sec.......now it's ticking!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-02-16
Is there a problem, sir?
Yeah! My pal "Lunch" tells me the chef gives out hand jobs in the kitchen?
On occasion, yes!
That explains the "short n curlies" in the "White Sauce"!
ragu4u would like a word with you!
That damned Lithuanian/Sicilian nit-picker noticed...didn't he?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-02-16
Chen talks about voting....
You decide yet?
I'm not up on stuff like that!
Chen think YOU, of all people, would be abreast of everyting about erections!
EXCUSE me? Did I hear you correctly?
...and on top of HER kicking your ass, I'm firing you for making sexual inuendos.
Huh?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-02-16
The F.B.I. sets up election night ops...
Now tomorrow night security here will be air-tight.
The idea to only have body doubles appear on stage is briliiant, sir!
That way if assassin's attempt anything the real candidates won't be hurt!
Again I say, truly brilliant, sir!
The green room on "election night".
So how do we look?
We look just like what the voters want!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-03-16
You didn't REALLY send my brother to hell, did ya?
Take a peek thru the clouds and find out!
He's baking down there! I hope you're just SICK about it!
Just the opposite...the smell is making me "Jones" for scrambled eggs!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-03-16
Been paid yet?
He said the check is in the mail.
The "Studio Head" Abe Greenberg says not to trust him.
That's what ALL the Hollywood moguls say!
Shockingly, even "Studio Heads" pray!
"...also Lord, don't ever expect that boy of yours to EVER see any gelt from that Jew hating Mel Gibson. Amen"

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-04-16
Hey bacon-bits, get in here and see how 4LT is sucking up to the guys.
He sure is massaging the entrants egos of his CC:654, ain't he?
Spoken like the LOSERS that you guys ARE!
Hey look! 4LT sent us each a tee-shirt but it's weird. They both say, "I'm With Stupid"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-04-16
Nov. 8th, 2016
I just voted!
And Hillary thanks you for that vote!
But I voted for Jill Stein!
How could you vote for that "Green" candidate?
She may have been a bit queezy from the stress...but GREEN? No way!
We're in bigger trouble than I thought!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-04-16
So what are YOU in for?
I'm a chef. I was stealing Caviar & Kobe beef.
So you're a cook, huh?
A chef. I'm a "CHEF". There's a big difference you know.
As long as you know how to "toss a salad", we'll get along fine!
Oh that's EASY! Especially if one has the proper tongs and a light, yet tasty vinegrette dressing I can create a.....

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-05-16
Did ya see? We tied for 3rd in the CC 654 Contest.
You mean YOU tied for 3rd!
NO! I mean WE! You am I and I is YOU!
SO...US is actually WE?
That's what "I/WE" THINK!
Must consume mass quantities of aspirin!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-05-16
Wow! This is soooo cool. The dudes who created this shit must be geniuses!
"GAME OVER"
But it's so darned complex and futuristic. There's NO WAY they'll EVER out-do themselves.
...but that was THEN & this is NOW!
Replay "Pong"? Y/N
Maybe later! My thumbs are wasted!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-05-16
Homage to RCGL's #5513
Now that I made it to the bottom of the Grand Canyon I can truly say....
It's deep...right?
No...I wasn't going to say THAT!
Looks like what IS deep is your throat, tho!
Lay a hand on me mister and you'll see just how high I can jump!
I wasn't planniing to use my hand!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-05-16
Xmas at Ches ragu_d_bacon....
Can I, Can I, Can I...Pleeeeeese?
Sorry son....
I can GET you a firetruck....
...I just can't turn you into you a firetruck!
That's bull-shit! I'm checking with the Easter Bunny! He said he could make me a PIG!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-06-16
At the home of our "Dynamic Uno"...
So...are we gonna enter CC 665?
I dunno...what's it about?
It oughta be a piece o cake! How hard can it be to do a comic about Terry Gilliam?
What's a "Terry Gilliam"?
You mean, you don't know EITHER?
HEll...I don't know who WE are half the time!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-06-16
Ya been away fer 8 years boy. Where ya'll been?
School! Yeah, that's the ticket...school!
What was your Major?
Uh...Music, I guess.
C'mon...sing your old pappy a song you wrote!
Ok,ok. It's a song that lots of us would sing while we worked. Here goes. "Gonna see Miss Liza...Gonna go to Mississippi! Gonna see Miss Li-iza...gonna go to Mississippi! Gon...

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-06-16
You rang?
Are you "makin_d-bacon"?
I'm known as THAT among other things. So what's with this visit, anyway?
I'm here to make an observation.
And that would be WHAT, exactly?
You're up to 5 followers which is good...but your live in buddy had a ton more.

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-07-16
In a bar on "Johnny Cash" Night....
"Hey Porter, hey Porter what time did you say..."
What the...?
You and your alter-ego put him up to that, right?
Uh.......
Back at Chez ragu-d-bacon.......
...and then Porternotes got all miffed and crazy like when the guy got halfway thru the song!
So what you're saying is "Notes" didn't like when the singer started giving him the naked lapdance? How rude!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-07-16
Election Day 2016
Anderson Cooper reporting here as hundreds of aliens are standing outside New York's busiest polling place.
I know all of you are "Legal" but Donald Trump claims most of you aren't and THAT'S just not right!
Is it?
"Gleeble neep, frut spart"! FAG!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-07-16
You may think those of us who, at times, fought in battle or were "in the shit" so to speak, deserve kudos...
...and we DO! But ya know who deserves them MORE. Those who are constantly "in the shit"!
"DUNG BEETLES"
Thank you...thank you very much!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-08-16
USA Election Day 2016
Ees dees where I go to vote for Hillary?
It depends. Where do you live?
1125 Grande Avenue.
I'm not familiar with it. Is it close to this school?
Ees in Tampico, Mexico!
Perfect. Just follow me to the booth. After lunch come see ME again and I'll help with your 2nd of three "Just to make sure" votes!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-09-16
Inside "Chez ragu-d-bacon"......
Way to go, Dufus! Now EVERYBODY knows our secret!
Don't take that tone with ME, buddy!
It's just that a secret identity is worthless if it ain't a secret!
So I guess you think one of us has to GO, huh? Then...let's settle this like adults.
And so they did but like adult badgers!
*biff* *socko* *wap*

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-09-16
Still inside "Chez ragu_d_bacon"...
"...and Trump becomes our 45th President"!
WHAT?!?!?! "Time out".
Damn ...it's true! Makes me so sick I can't finish kicking your sorry ass.
Thank God! I don't know why you beat on ME anyway!
Chen? Where did ragu4u go! I thought I was kicking HIS ass!
I guess I forgot to tell you about my OTHER secret identity, huh?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-10-16
Correct me if I'm wrong! Lunch DID say "s.p.o.r.k", right?
I concur!
I thought sporks were them things "Popeye's" gave us to eat their red beans and rice with!
Now you're just making me drool.
That's IT! I gotta get shed of this kinky mother fu....
Sure hope he doesn't forget an extra spork, cuz I'm a 2 handed sporker!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-11-16
Is that more space junk the earthlings are spewing our way?
It certainly appears so. But THIS trash can't even be recycled.
It's completely worthless, eh?
Of NO value what so ever. Zip, nil, nada...but we were warned it was coming.
That's right! If Trump won their Presidential Election....
...CHER vowed to leave the planet. Just our cosmic luck!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-11-16
Late January 2017...
President Trump, the Bricklayers Union Boss is here for his kickback.
That's right. I promised them more work.
Can you do it, sir?
Absolutely! I have a H-U-G-E idea!
U.S. / Mexico Border
Aye chi wawa! Brick too?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-12-16
Lunch chats with the Dynamic Uno....
Did you guys hear that Ranger77 may be coming back to stripcreator.com?
If he comes by himself does that make him The "Lone" Ranger"?
...as Porternotes ponders, quietly!
Don't be stupid, pork chop! If he's a loan arranger he must be some kinda banker!
Those two have reached an entirely new level of idiocy!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-12-16
At home with Chen & his wife!
C'mon Chen...you GOTTA admit that was the best sex you ever had, right?
Well....
Well, WHAT?
...actually, dear....
Hours later in a cheap motel....
You TOLD her about us, didn't you?
How'd ya guess?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-12-16
I'm here for my meeting with President Obama!
You'll have to wait in the Oval Office.
Fine...lead the way!
Your with "People For Radical Change", correct? Change where, exactly?
Moments later....
You're out fast. What happened?
As soon as I said "South Africa", BANG...meeting over.

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-13-16
Two GAYS meet for a drink.
Well, "Trump" went and got elected. NOW what are we going to do?
Maybe we can find a way to fit in! Let's try disguises.
The next night...
Wow...you look positively FAB , Jon! We'll fit right in with the TRUMP crowd.
You too Barry, but I may have a credibility problem because they saw me.
Saw you doing what?
Giving Denzel a blow job in the alley.

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-13-16
So why do I gotta leave?
We don't allow our guests to dine in their "skivvies".
So I'll take em off altogether! How's THAT?
You must excuse me a moment, Sir.
Hey...it was only a question!
Tell it to the judge!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-13-16
Father, it's 10am on Sunday and NOBODY is here!
I know, my boy. It is sad. Why do you think it is?
If I tell ya, you'll get mad at me.
Don't be silly, my son. Speak your mind.
First of all, your FARTS are so ripe they'd knock a buzzard off a shit wagon and...hey wait...I'm not done.
*QUEEEEF* Take THAT, ya lil bitch!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-14-16
Outside Chez "ragu_d_bacon".....
Lemme in QUICK!
Is that YOU, d_bacon?
Yeah, YEAH! Open up NOW!
It don't LOOK like YOU, d_bacon!
It's ME. I promise. "Lunch" just got me all fired up and you know what happens to me then!
We ALL know too well what rancid bacon is like! Come back after you cool down.

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-14-16
We need to move!
It's that fat guy next door with the split personality again, right?
You know it. I swear he's MENTAL! He's paranoid about everything.
I think I'll go have a word with him. Tell him how we feel.
Mr. ragu4u? I'm your neighbor from next door. Can we talk?
First we'll need a saliva and blood sample to send off to the Lithuanian offices of Interpole to verify your identity!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-14-16
The plot clots.....
Mail, huh? Who's it from?
It appears to be DNA results from Interpole in Lithuania for Mr. ragu4u.
It's about time!
Seems they got delivered to & read by the gentlemen next door yesterday, in error. How can I ever make up for that mistake?
After brief subliminal instructions...
Remember, double-taps to the head...Lithuanian Style!
Must liquidate nosy neighbors!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-15-16
OK...so why this secret meeting?
You KNOW he has to GO, right?
Hey, we didn't want him either!
Maybe so but most folks think he leans toward your way of thinking.
We don't think that. In fact we don't think his brain THINKS at all!
In his case, his brain is a terrible thing to USE!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-15-16
The seed gets planted.....
Wow...that Megyn Kelly is H-O-T! She must be going for that Sharon Stone, "Basic Instict" look!
Abe, all you ever do is ogle young women.You never consider their "Inner worth"!
Oh yeah he does. That's why he waiting for her to cross her legs.
So her inner worth is between her LEGS? How's THAT work?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-16-16
It's obvious, OK...I need you two on my team.
Us?
But why US?
Because you two are the epitome of unity! I can see it now...."ragu_d_bacon" as my Whitehouse Spokesmen! You'll be y'uge!
Why doesn't this feel like an honor?
Because, call it what you will, the mouth of an anus is STILL thought of as an "asshole".

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-16-16
You look happy! How come?
We'll never go hungry again!
And to what do the squirrels of America accredit this to?
The election, silly! It proves there are NOW more nuts in America than ever before!
Touche' (:

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-17-16
Inside Chez ragu_d_bacon.....
Did you hear about that Cheeto von VulvaGropen guy? Hahahaha...
Must be some relation to Labia von LickitySplitz! Hehehehe...
Would ya just listen to those two bigots, Pops?
I know, Son. Very soon I'm gonna shake em up a bit!
Then...In the blink of an eye......
Hey!? Msiuvnerjyhfvk akvcheyh, jnhsghg?
I love it when he curses at me in LIthuanian. At least I THINK it's Lithu, Litsu, Lyikvus, "WTF"????

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