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FREE VACCINATIONS TODAY 2-4PM
This line is really long...
Yeah, it is.
So what're you here for?
Upcoming trip to Zaire. You?
I date an out-of-work writer.
Ouch, your ass is going to be sore for days.

 

In line at a KISS concert bathroom
DUDE, HURRY THE FUCK UP!
Something tells me I should have brought my vaccinations up to date.
by PhreakyChinchilla, 10-03-05

 

Who
better
than
Kajun?
ACK!!!!!

 

So come on down to Chuck's Organ Farm..
Where we chop off a fresh one for you every time!!

 

the kinda girl I'd let eat my pussy? she gotta be like.. black and asian..
real bangin.. and she gotta have real hair too, I ain't about that fake shit..
YO, SHUT YOUR FUCKING DOOR.
*slam*
Finally.

 

Do these jeans make my ass look fat??
Ahh.. no?
No. I mean do these jeans make my ass look PHAT??!?!?! *dancewigglegrindwigglewiggle*
.....
Awwww yea... *wigglegrindshakeshake*

 

You're going to miss me.
No, you're going to miss ME.
You're going to miss me.
No, you're going to miss ME.
Listen, get the fuck out already. You didn't pay rent for December too.
....

 

I'll be gone till November...
You mean December.
Ohhh.. I'll be gone till November..gone till November...
You mean DECEMBER, right??
DAMN, BITCH! They're only song lyrics! Shit!
oh. my bad.

 

Coat Check Guy
You need a ticket to get your coat back.
YOU fucked up. Give me my coat. It's right there, I can SEE IT!!!!
LISTEN, you're drunk and I'm sober!
Well.. I wasn't drunk when I gave you my coat!!!

 

Jason Talbot is kinda gay.
Just kinda? Let's be serious here.
by PhreakyChinchilla, 1-29-06

 

Ugh.. Stop farting already, jesus christ.
*fart x 10^23*
Other room.
...sorry.

 

Would you mind going into the living room and turning down the stereo??
Sure... where are ..you?
umm... the living room?

 

We will now play a song we call .. i...

 

Say....you look like you can add..
..how would you like a Nobel?

 

Did you hear they gave Obama the Nobel Peace Prize?
For what?
Yeah, so how about that healthcare crap they keep talking about?!
UGH! Tell me about it!

 

What is up with the Nobel Community lately??
First Obama and then that kid..
I heard they got bought out by Nestle.

 

So, what's new? What have you been doing? Where are you living now?
Well, I..
Do you have a job? Are you renting or do you own now???
.. I.. uh..
Oh my god. You didn't.... You did. You got married.
...yes.

 

oh, a plane crash. I should help these people get through this.
we don't need your help, we're FINE.
hey, this is great.. i think I love you.
i love you, this is the best time of my LIFE.
wait, we're dead?
oh.

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