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Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 8)

by Straightshooter
8-02-17


	Hello sir. I'm responding to a missing persons report from these premises.


	I don't understand. You received a missing persons report from these premises or a person is missing from these premises?


	Well, it coiuld be both. The person could be missing from these premises and the person could have called about being missing from these premises.


	Yeah, but if a person called about being missing from these premises, from these premises, then they couldn't be missing from these premises.


	Just post comics more often, sir.


	Fuckin' A.

Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 8)

by Straightshooter
8-11-17


	Hey. Have you tried that Buttermilk bread before?


	Uh-uh.


	It's really gooooood. I mean, it's the greatest bread I've ever had in my life. It's nothing like other breads. I don't know if it's the buttermilk or how they make it, but it's the best bread ever!


	You like the bread. Got it.


	No, I don't just like it. I love it. It's the best bread I've ever tasted. It's amazing. It's the greatest thing of all time!! I hope you enjoy it. I know you'll enjoy it. It's great bread!


	It was better here when they didn't talk....

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