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by Tigerchild
10-09-03
I got her!
Right!
Whew! I've never seen her like that before.
ba ba ba
It could've been that tube of sherbert I gave her...

 

by Tigerchild
10-10-03
Tom, why would you give sherbert to my baby cousin?
tee hee hee tee
I wanted to see what'd happen
Due violence the last scene has been cut. In the meantime here are some cute little cats in a field

 

by Tigerchild
10-10-03
Look TC! An atom bomb!
You lucky boy! That means your dad will be home early from work!
neat!

 

by Tigerchild
10-11-03
Remember folkes, saying "Thin!" cures you of monkies on the knee! And they're only £3.20 a box!
Yes! I swear by "Thin!" One morning I woke up and there was a monkey on my knee!
But then I said the cure word "Thin!" and away they went!

 

by Tigerchild
10-14-03
we want some Crusha
A little Crusha
Milk keeps us fit
and tastes SO great
we want some Crusha, a glass of Crusha
it's rancid enough, to be bought back from Tesco's by the manufactures!

 

by Tigerchild
10-20-03
That Night....
Yes!
Oh Yeah!
Oh God!
Yes!
That was good!
Best ever!

 

by Tigerchild
10-20-03
You were incredible TC, where'd you learn those tricks?
it's a natural talent
I've never seen anyone do THAT before
it's a UNIQUE natural talent
in the next room
!?

 

by Tigerchild
10-21-03
You Playa!
what?
you did it with TC
oh yeah
is she any good?
the best ever

 

by Tigerchild
10-22-03
I never met a girl who likes game as much as her
she's into games?
yeah, I wouldn't have believed it if she hadn't shown me
what kind of games is into?
'The House of the Dead' mostly
what?

 

by Tigerchild
10-26-03
I'm in the Army
I'm in the Navy
I'm a Hostage

 

by Tigerchild
10-31-03
hey, Sis, what're you supposed to be?
itt's obvious, Little Bro, I'm the scariest thing there is
really? what that?
I'm dressed up as.....a Normal Person!
Sis! That's terrible! You realise there could be little kids reading this? You'll give 'em nightmares!
Damn! I didn't think about that!

 

by Tigerchild
11-03-03
Monday
zzzZZzz
Wednesday
ZZzzZZzz
Friday

 

by Tigerchild
11-08-03
...after the news there will be the first broadcast of a piece of knotted string
if you would like a piece of knotted string please send 3 rust proof pound coins to 'Honest Tom's String Emporium'
Tom, why would people pay three quid for a piece of knotted string?
Quiet! We could make a fortune off this!

 

by Tigerchild
11-10-03
Hi! We're the Brainless Twins!
Hi We're the Brainless Twins!
We're here in our new beach show
that has absolutely no plot what-so-ever
except for male viewrs to watch our breasts bounce around in slow motion
what was it called again?

 

by Tigerchild
11-10-03
So, sis what shall we do in this episode?
umm... let's run around the beach in slow motion!
what the fuck is this shit?
no-o-thing

 

by Tigerchild
11-11-03
I am a cat
I am a squirrel
I am a cat and I am cute
I am a squirrel and I am cuter
I am a cat, I am cute and I hunt for little squeaky furry things
I've gotta go!

 

by Tigerchild
11-12-03
Izzy, what're you up to?
hunting for small furry squeaky things
Izz, are these 'small furry squeaky things' called squirrels?
might be
why is it always squirrels?
they talk about me in their squeaky language!

 

by Tigerchild
11-19-03
Tell me, tell me. Tell me Mister Man, tell me mister man, can a woman witha wooden leg change a pound coin?
can a woman with a wooden leg change a pound coin?
yes.
well of course she can!
no she cannot! You see, she's only got half a knicker!
half a knicker!

 

by Tigerchild
11-19-03
Sw1tch, tell me, if it takes a chicken 4 day to eat 20 lbs of saw dust, how many hours will it take to lay a 10lb wooden egg?
hmm, let me see...
do you give up?
yes
So did the chicken!

 

by Tigerchild
11-28-03
Oh god, my head is pounding and my throat is still killing me
hey TC!
....Tom...?
you look awful!
I think I should have read the side effects of the throat sweet a bit more carefully
what's up? you want me to call Sw1tch?

 

by Tigerchild
11-30-03
TC's off ill; so that means no comics for a while
what? You expecting something elaborate and weird?

 

by Tigerchild
12-07-03
Eskimos, Eskimos, three feet high
I'm using my pool cue...
and makin' 'em cry!

 

by Tigerchild
12-08-03
I'm Mullet Man!
I'm Mullet Man!
I'm Mullet Man!
I'm Mullet Man!

 

by Tigerchild
12-08-03
I'm Mullet Man!
I'm Mullet Man!
I'm Mullet Man!
Shut up! The lot of you! We're gonna get sued!!!

 

by Tigerchild
12-11-03
...I have a dream today!
one small step for man. one giant leap for mankind

 

by Tigerchild
12-20-03
You didn't ask for it, but you're gonna get it
Snow. Snow surrounds us like....
like...um...
like we're stuck inside a big, giant marshmallow!
nice one

 

by Tigerchild
12-25-03
3 minutes into the film
Oh...James!
25 minutes into the film
Oh...James!
those few minutes before the closing credits
Oh...James!

 

by Tigerchild
12-31-03
As those of you who live in the UK will know, my fave comedian, Bob Monkhouse, died a few days ago
Is this the hot to the Pentagon?
so, in honour of the man's long and mostly funny career
Can we bomb Switzerland?
here's a Stripcreator version of the "Mr Hell Show"
Ever since I forgot my account number they've been nothing but rude to me

 

by Tigerchild
12-31-03
so, how much?
how much for what?
oh, the big chair, the oval office, the white house
and this hotline to melted swiss cheese!

 

by Tigerchild
12-31-03
Son, you cannot BUY the white house, you have to EARN it. Do you know what an "election" is?
Sure. I wake up with one every morning
APOLOGY
On behalf of all of us here at the "Mr Hell Show" I'd like to apologise for that last remark. It wasn't big, or clever.

 

by Tigerchild
1-02-04
bored, bored
bored, bored, BORED!
I'm not THAT bored
and now on BBC 1, a twelve hour programme about the royal family

 

by Tigerchild
1-03-04
yummy, yummy, yummy I want mice in my tummy!
and I feel like eating you!
Izzy! For God's sake, stop teasing it and just EAT it already!

 

by Tigerchild
1-05-04
changed, of course, to fit in with this comic
I'm upstairs the other day, tryin' on TC's cords
when a man comes knocking on the door, from the electric board. Well, I fought about lettin' 'im in, but I won finkin' fast
we'd only been there 'alf an hour and 'e pushed 'is way right past

 

by Tigerchild
1-05-04
So, I'm standing there, picking up my teeth wen the landlord comes around
hoh! you little bastard! ['e says] you owes me £40!
'e frows me up against the wall and tries to grab my gyro!
So I kicked the bastard inna balls and stabbed 'im with my biro!

 

by Tigerchild
1-05-04
next thing I knows, plods at my door wavin' all 'ey trunchions
they tries to pin me to the floor so I fakkin up and punched one!
then they frows me inna van and questions me for hours
[one said] wait 'til ewe goes down, they'll love yew inna showers

 

by Tigerchild
1-05-04
so that's why I'm in strange ways, doin' a bit of bird. The judge called on me to change my ways...an' I called 'im a turd.
I said:
I'll do my time standin' on my 'ed, you 'aven't got me beat
and 'e said:
well, have another fakkin' year, and get back on yewr feet!

 

by Tigerchild
1-07-04
[I said] Oi mush" Fak off! ww do yew fink yew are?
Yew big fat wigged up bastard, I'll torch you fakkin car!
Fack off!

 

by Tigerchild
1-17-04
Flash! Ah-ah! Saviour of the universe!
I am...Flash Gordon! And I will save the universe!
we used to call my cousin "Flash Gordon"
really?
yeah. He's doing 8 months for it now

 

by Tigerchild
1-26-04
I'm off sick again
Hey, TC! I'm going down the shops, you want anything?
yes. lemsips
anything else?
tissues
right, lemsips and tissues
and for someone to discover the cure for the common cold

 

by Tigerchild
1-26-04
Are you sure we should have come back here?
I don't see why not
but didn't Tigerchild threaten to strangle you the last time we were here
that was over two months ago I'm sure she's done being cross with us
Hi!
this is just a hallucination from the olbas oil I've been inhailing. It's got to be.

 

by Tigerchild
1-26-04
why the hell are you here?
we're back from mount doom, the ring is destroyed
I repeat, why the hell are you here?
we were on our way back to the shire and took a detour
that's one hell of a detour then, forget walking through other countries, you walked into another world

 

by Tigerchild
1-28-04
I used to LIKE Hobbits, I even read Lord of The Rings
the idea of a half elf half dwarf creature was fascinating
but then I actually met YOU and I found out that you're a compulsive obsessive!

 

by Tigerchild
1-29-04
what'd you mean I'm a complusive obsessive?
allow me to prove it to you
what did you do to my house the last time you were here?
I burnt it down
how?
I threw the ring into your furnace

 

by Tigerchild
1-29-04
that doesn't mean I'm a complusive obessesive
really?
Yes, it just means that I'm reacting exactly as Tolkien described
then why are you staring at my jewellery box?
oh, is that what that thing full of rings is?
OK, TC, don't panic, just get your mobile and call the hospital

 

by Tigerchild
1-30-04
Bye Frodo, do what the doctors tell you and you'll be out by easter
are you sure it was a good idea?
Look,Sam, I know it was harsh but the only way he'll get better is to sit by himself in a little padded room for a few months
but what am I supposed to tell Gandalf? He made me swear to look after him or he'd turn me into a frog!
Don't worry, I'll explain it to him. and if he makes you so much as croak, I'll slap him so hard his beard'll fall out
really?

 

by Tigerchild
1-30-04
Thank you, Mistress Tigerchild
not a problem, and the name's just "Tigerchild"
Tigerchild?
That's right. "Mistress" makes it sound kinky when you're talking to me
Just Tigerchild?
TC to my friends and Tom

 

by Tigerchild
1-31-04
OK, that's 3 pints of Brains Best Bitter, two shots of Southern Comfort and a Rainbow's Revenge
that's right
anything else?
a packet of roast chemical flavour crips, please
right, that's £27.30 please

 

by Tigerchild
2-05-04
excuse me, miss, but is there a hobbit here?
who's asking?
Gandalf the White, I am here to see Samwise
the white? I though you were Gandalf the Grey
I was but then I bleached my robes by accident
too many freaks, NOT enough circuses

 

by Tigerchild
2-05-04
look, miss, is he here or not?
what if he is?
if he is, I will ask him what happned to Frodo
oh, is that all? I can answer that for you
you can? where is Frodo?
in Saint David's Mental Hospital

 

by Tigerchild
2-06-04
WHY would you send him to a mental hospital? He's a hero!
let's see, maybe because although the ring is destroyed he kept staring at my jewellery box
that doesn't mean that he's insane!
did I meantion that the first time he came here he burnt my house down by tying to throw the ring into the furnace?
oh
btw, you're the dude I should send the solicitors to, right?

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