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by Wilgo
10-22-03
...this determination led to other things. Eventually, he grew into a grotesque flesh ripping zombie.
His wounds would never heal, but at least there was a chance I could revive him from this sad state.
So I wrote a prophecy, and it almost immediately came true. The girl was his and I was able to eat the bird.
!!

 

by Wilgo
10-23-03
Hello! oh you're the girlfriend, very nice to meet you my name is Medic. Your husband might have mentioned me.
You ate my bird!
Yes, and why should I have not done so? It was a tiny little bird, you'll get over it.
That bird was special, okay. That bird meant something to me. He took me there ;(
Here, you poor thing, why don't you have some coffee?
(snrrrk) okay.

 

by Wilgo
10-23-03
You took from the forbidden cup of the dead. Your soul is now mine! HAH! HAH! HAH!
wow you're so small!
No I'm not. I'm about average height.
Ha ha. This is so funny because I'm actually a witch. Ratty Batty Peggy Leg from Cackle Town, New Jersey
Oh you're from Cackle Town!? Ha! We used to have a cabin up there at the spook swamp. Ha ha, hey do me a favour, will ya? Tell the boys over at The Pickled Newt BIG EL is coming over for a pint.
I'd be honoured to do that for you, sir.

 

by Wilgo
10-27-03
Alright, well good show. Until next time, then.
Ta ta!
Hopefully we'll have ourselves a real sucker!
Right. Cheerio!
C'mon, just one sip!
How the hell do you expect the cup to stay full for all eternity if you keep insisting on those sips? Jesus Lucy, I thought we were in on this together!

 

by Wilgo
10-27-03
He was a nice chap.
cough

 

by Wilgo
10-28-03
$*%^@*&!%*#$
AW-RIGHT. IT'S ALL BLOODY WELL DONE NOW, GOV-NUH! WE ALL RIGHT HAR HAR.
Good.
This is it, daddy.

 

by Wilgo
10-28-03
YOU DRANK FROM THE CUP!? YOU SLUT!
It was a trick! Wait, DID YOU JUST CALL ME A SLUT?
near distance
slowly watching and waiting
for the right moment
further near distance
to pounce on their heads
and suck their brains through a twisty straw!

 

by Wilgo
10-28-03
Flame-throwers are peachy, but do you really think they would work?
Positive.
You cannot see us
nor can you hear our footsteps
the moment we strike
you will know we are there.

 

by Wilgo
10-28-03
You were so much more fun when there was bird inside of you.
He is foolish.
Oh yes.

 

by Wilgo
10-28-03
You kids are alll-right. No seriously, you're fucking great. Just cut the fag outfits and you're beautiful. Aw, fuck. You.. kill me. Ha ha ha ha.
later.
Let's never talk about that again.
Jesus dude, that was gruesome!

 

by Wilgo
10-29-03
wah
tah
this is serious beating up. major.
We're all counting on you Patient.
yah
sho

 

by Wilgo
10-29-03
thanks, Dave.

 

by Wilgo
12-06-03
I bet you didn't think we'd come back!
Outrageous dah-ling, they had no idea.

 

by Wilgo
12-06-03
and of course, the Patient slaughtered them ninjas good.

 

by Wilgo
12-06-03
I have risen.
pss
Son, I have returned. You have failed me.
Daddy, it wasn't supposed to be like this. We we're supposed to win, Daddy. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE VICTORIOUS!
You know, I have been sent back to give you an eternal spanking.
This is where it ends, Daddy. It ends for us..

 

by Wilgo
12-09-03
---*!

 

by Wilgo
12-09-03
beyond any reach of common thought

 

by Wilgo
12-09-03
Hello Patient. You have been set free by the order of your own will. There is but one remaining rule..
whoo?
Don't fuck with my apples. I've worked too hard and too long to have some jerk come along and piss all over my effort, got it?!
Ye

 

by Wilgo
12-09-03
He's out there and
he's lost.
Maybe you should start saying something.

 

by Wilgo
1-09-04
four (53)
Hi there. I was wondering if you can help me; you see i've been wandering these parts for well over a month now and I'm sort of missing the point.
Point? Oh, there isn't any point my dear monkey. We are dead.
Dead?
Right. Dead as the cold of a winter's night. You must realize you're in heaven!?
Heaven is not a comedy.
Oh fuck.
haha, I'm such a bitch.

 

by Wilgo
1-09-04
What happend to us?
You mean, What happend to you? You've taken on your cerebral form.
But I was happy with my physical self, ugh, Yeah like this. Can't I keep it?
No no. This is just an illusion. You've left all this behind, back on earth. Only your ghost remains.
I'm going to beat him up.

 

by Wilgo
8-18-04
Many months later, The Patient accepting his fate, settles down with a delicious banana.
yum
i'm lovin' it
That good, huh?
The banana says: "Mcdonald's eat your cholesteral battered heart out"
How existential is this?
I'd say it's pretty existential.

 

by Wilgo
9-18-04
If only my rock star attributes were cool enough to gain me a little bread; then I'm sure I'd feel complete.
You want to be Jim Morrison?
Yes! I was thinking more like David Byrne, but Morrison is uber cooler.
David Byrne is a two-bit sissy.
Yeah that's why I like your idea more better.
Far out.

 

by Wilgo
9-19-04
Man this place blows the bit one.
Agreed. Shall we go back inside?
Sheesh. This is twelve million times worse.
So where do you suggest we go?
I hate this planet so very much.
Lighten up douchebag!

 

by Wilgo
10-02-04
O.K.. I understand if you want to sleep with him tonight, it is O.K. by me.
I don't want sleep with anyone; like ever again. I thought he was a nice boy and all I really wanted was to cuddle.
Hey dude she's all yours. You are in for some prime poon.
Sexcellent! Send her right in.
He says it would be akward for him to get in the way of our friendship and yadda yadda yadda; anyways what d'you say to letting me nailing you tonight?

 

by Wilgo
10-02-04
..I mean, it was all right coz she didn't hurt herself or anything, but my coffee table was completely ruined..
..there was glass everywhere. I'm not even going to bother asking her for the money. Shit tends to happen, y'know..
COUGH
Yeah, your meal will be ready in just a couple more seconds, sir.
yeah yeah, it's cool; just waiting.

 

by Wilgo
10-11-04
Dang

 

by Wilgo
10-26-04
If it really is SO near.. I mean, if our shit is really so close to hitting the big fan in the sky. If so, what happens to us?
You mean; we as ancient opposites of god-like divinty.. Allow me to think this one through..
Shit goes down only on account of my consent, asshole!
You know, but there were so many good episodes of that Twilight Zone. I was really quite fond of that particular program.
Shitting fuck.. Fuck! Mother-. Cunt. FUCKER!!

 

by Wilgo
10-30-04

 

by Wilgo
10-30-04
I dun` had just aboud heard enough outta yoou- BOY!
So`reee Pa!
ooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Whud`in th' HELL'S GOIN ON HEERE!
I dunno Pa!
Yoou sneeeky lil' fucker. Har, har.. Knocked me up with a lethal dose ther, didnt`cha!?
Oh yeah Pa! We dun you in good this time. Har har.

 

by Wilgo
11-06-04
Hi folks, John Kerry here.. Yup, they fucked us once again. Hey, but 49% ain't bad. We're the minority with the biggest balls around.
Hurra
Bring forth before me that which you call Weopon of Mass Destruction.
Another six months in Texas
Somebody say 'good shot'?

 

by Wilgo
11-07-04
Well done, pig. Well done.
Sanctity my ass.. Hey i said "titty" har har har

 

by Wilgo
11-08-04
OBSCENE GOATS - Twelve Cents
fuck you asshole
I'll take seven.

 

by Wilgo
11-15-04
You are pretty stupid looking.
moo

 

by Wilgo
11-15-04
YEAH WELL, at least I ain't a goddamned moron!
I HAVE real interests, and what else, I ain't relying on some daft 'majority' to tell me I am ok!
You a messed up cracker. Go start another war, why don't you? Why don't you go kill another one of them 'majorities'!!?

 

by Wilgo
11-19-04
You are entering a world of pain.
What, you're going to "beat me up"?

 

by Wilgo
3-01-05
Hell oh cow mister!
Sorry there lad. I don't suppose a fag like you would make it big out here in the country.
No no no oh, no. You are totally outrageous. Who do you think I am?
Well ain't you from Britian?
Hell no cow mister!
Fuck you! Stop saying that!

 

by Wilgo
3-01-05
DYNO MITE !
No smoking.

 

by Wilgo
3-02-05
You r'member me?
!!!
?

 

by Wilgo
3-02-05
Alright screw this. I'm going home.
What a jerk.

 

by Wilgo
3-06-05
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzitt!
this is how your world will end

 

by Wilgo
3-10-05
I can't say what happens in the meantime?
No
Not even the courtesy of a quick catch up?
Absolutely not.
Well how the hell do you expect them to know where we're coming from.
I'm going to beat you up. Okay?

 

by Wilgo
3-10-05
Anyways, me and my girlfirend are doing fine.
Just fine.
We adopted the kid who wanted to kill us, cos earlier i had slaughtered and then cremated his father, Yiu-Gongo.
We're not together anymore. In fact we're just meeting up for brunch for this and to talk about how we're not together anymore.
Her pussy smells like bad carrots and, like even worse cabbage.

 

by Wilgo
3-10-05
Ha! So all is well in the enchanted valley. All the regulars are, and forever shall be here.
Seems as though Medic's having himself another one of his little parties.
Shut up! I hate him so much.
No. I never.
I saw you drink from that filthy fucking cup he carries around everywhere he goes. I swear, I saw you do it.

 

by Wilgo
3-10-05
I <3 U
Yeah okay... I love you too.
Inside the classroom.
I guess everyone's been real nice and stuff. The dude who always beats everyone up is a bit of a douchebag, and his wife, well...
I saw her boobs once.

 

by Wilgo
3-11-05
The glass will give you gas, make farts come out of your ass.
The glass will give me gas, make smelly farts come out of my ass.
Good. Nice touch, using the adjective " smelly." Very well done.
Uh.. Excuse me but...
I know what you're going to ask. Your favorite question, yet again?
Dinosaurs are gay.

 

by Wilgo
3-11-05
No such thing! Wiccans are not the spooky kids, you nefarious dyke! We are a sacred order, you don't even know.
Yes absolutely. All very fabulous. (Yawn)
Underground, somewhere
yes... yes... good... good...
So don't even .
You like that eh? Getting wet, huh? You sweet fucking bitch. Oh yeah.

 

by Wilgo
3-11-05
Hey wait; I might be wrong but, I thought I remember you dying there somewhere along the way.
Dude, I'm a zombie.
oh
What about you? I remember my girlfriend being really upset after the medic swallowed you whole.
The journey through an extinct lizard's digestive system is not one I prefer to share for the record.
Sick, dude.

 

by Wilgo
3-16-05
Hey where'd those other guys go now ?

 

by Wilgo
3-16-05
Our little hero is growing up now. Things are looking pretty mighty awesome; i guess you can say that... yuh.
What ?
Oh, yeah. Um...

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