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by akirajim
7-15-03
It has come to my attention that some of you think I am ObiJo.
To determine whether or not this is the case, I have been reading through ObiJo's comics and I have reached a conclusion:
ObiJo's humor is way too sophisticated for him to possibly be me.
Penises? Where?!

 

by akirajim
7-15-03

 

by akirajim
7-24-03
brad / Vampirajim
my fingers are travelling towards the ban vampirajim button
Oh, um... / I'll be good.
brad / Vampirajim
*travel*
brad / Vampirajim
oh man / look at them go

 

by akirajim
7-24-03
JustinBailey / bunnerabb
Make sure it doesn't have a penis, bunner.
dude... i've been to Key West... I never assume
JustinBailey / bunnerabb
...where's Key West...?
it's the southern most point of the USA
Rabid_Weasle / JustinBailey
on america's wang

 

by akirajim
7-24-03
little_kitty / Ewwwww
ok... i know that a lot of my friends who are girls do masturbate...
little_kitty / Ewwwww
!!!
Ewwwww / JustinBailey
This can only end in gang rape, you know.

 

by akirajim
7-25-03
happypeterson / brad
What caused me to almost get banned, brad?
you were being a jackass to several users
happypeterson / brad
i don't really have a ban button
happypeterson / brad
it's really a series of keystrokes

 

by akirajim
7-25-03
JustinBailey (me!) / trippingbillee
There's a stigma on most everything.
no on us males
JustinBailey / trippingbillee
we can talka bout it all we want
JustinBailey / trippingbillee
What I just did in rabid's anus has a stigma on it, dude.

 

by akirajim
7-25-03
Rabid_Weasle / Bailey
What you just... / Hey!
*coughs
JustinBailey (me!)
Bailey, I'll put something in your ass in a second.
JustinBailey
So hold on.

 

by akirajim
7-25-03
trippingbillee / Vampirajim
femality?
Whatever, William.

 

by akirajim
7-25-03
Vampirajim / Bailey
blahblahblahblahblah
Vampirajim / Bailey
(How long were you typing that, Bailey? Jeez.)
15 seconds, why? i can type
Vampirajim / Bailey
Oh, you can be a secretary. You have the qualification.

 

by akirajim
7-25-03
And then what happened?
And then?! He chopped my dick off!
And then the sight of your bloody cock stump caused him to pass out, causing him to knock his head against the wall, causing his death. Right.
So now you're in jail for a crime you didn't commit.

 

by akirajim
7-25-03
Where are you going, old pal?
Haven't you heard? I get out of prison today. During the seven years since you arrived here at Wyoming State, we've become good friends.
We've become more than friends; we've become romantically involved.
Anal rape isn't romance.
I'll have to readjust to survive out there, won't I?

 

by akirajim
7-25-03
Hello, folks.
Behind me you'll see just some of the mass rioting that has gone on non-stop throughout Dallas since the election of Dick Freely to mayor.
Maybe I can provoke a rioter into punching out our cameraman.

 

by akirajim
7-25-03
Father, I need spiritual guidance.
I'm thinking about quitting my sleazy media job.
How old are you again, little boy?
Thirty-five.
Do you want to touch my jimmy?

 

by akirajim
7-25-03
Hello, ma'am. I'm here about the news anchor job...?
Oh, Mr. Hancock.
So aren't you going to interview me?
Quiet! I'm reading your mind.

 

by akirajim
7-25-03
Wait!
Are you serious about wanting to fist my asshole?

 

by akirajim
7-25-03
inspects this shit
*FART*
I HAVE BLOWN

 

by akirajim
7-25-03
i shooting of the surface intend to harm
when he is done, i your corpse am slow, it possesses the characteristic which has been attached
i fag spoke in you
OMG

 

by akirajim
7-25-03
little_kitty!
Do you know what time it is?
What time is it?
Masturbation time!
Hooray!

 

by akirajim
7-25-03
little_kitty / Rabid_Weasle
thanks!!! ok...i'm going to write ppls names down so i can repay the favor...
with sexual favours?
little_kitty / Rabid_Weasle
but of course!
*goes to make a comic mention little_kitty
akirajim / little_kitty
I call foot job.
i... er... what akira?

 

by akirajim
7-28-03
Look, sugar, I'm unemployed and I don't have the cash to haggle.
Now you can suck my dick for the proposed three dollars and fifty cents or I'll go to some other vacant alley and find some other doped up Asian crack whore who will.

 

by akirajim
7-28-03
Make love to me, you silly girl.
I would, but-
It's all about the love.

 

by akirajim
7-28-03
I'm the Magic Pimp! Super suave!
Herro.
We wirr suck you arr off fol twerve dorral.
Tlue dat.
THAT'S NOT HOW CHINESE PEOPLE TALK, GODAMMIT!
But we arr Kolean.

 

by akirajim
7-28-03
Hey, yo.
Is that you I hear, old friend?
No, is me. You want sroppy browjobs?
Browjob? Is that some kind of new plastic surgery?

 

by akirajim
7-28-03
Rabid_Weale / akirajim
that's hot
Rabid_Weasle / akirajim
akira, i'm not going to lie / i came in my pants
I'm so glad.
Rabid_Weasle / akirajim
That's like a Pulitzer for a porn writer. / Or at least a National Book Award.

 

by akirajim
7-28-03
HOLY SHIT!
I MADE AN ERROR IN THAT LAST COMIC!
HOLY SHIT!

 

by akirajim
7-28-03
Don't ask.
Don't tell.
That's how it goes.
When you're buttfucking Tommy Franks.

 

by akirajim
7-28-03
It has come to my attention that, lately, some people have it out for my old friend boinky.
They might call him slanderous names. For example, "cocksucker."
When we all know the only cock he's ever sucked is mine.
yes

 

by akirajim
8-08-03
Company
ALL WE WANTED WAS A GOOD TIME AND WE MADE US SOME STRIPS
THE PUNS WERE REALLY FUNNY BUT THE JOKES WERE ALL RIPPED
Company
FROM MARMADUKE AND GARFIELD
TO WHOM WE TIP OUR HATS
Company
AND THE FOLLIES THAT ARE ZIEGFELD'S
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?

 

by akirajim
8-08-03
Brad / Mrs. Brad
I, Brad, have come up with another brilliant invention!
Hope it's not another glass dildo.
Brad / Mrs. Brad
No, this one won't do grievous damage to your vaginal passageway.
It better not.
Boinky33 / Brad
Did somebody say "vaginal"?
Mrs. Brad, meet Boinky33.

 

by akirajim
8-08-03
Brad / Boinky33
Waaaaaahhhh.
Brad, old buddy, what's wrong?
Brad / Boinky33
Oh, Boinky33, my wife left me because of my alcoholism.
Women can be cruel.
Brad / Boinky33
I swear, from this day onward I will never again close my eyes and imagine you are a woman while I'm fucking you.
WHY CAN'T HE UNDERSTAND / THE PAIN WITHIN MY MIND / IS MY OLD FRIEND SO BLAND / HE CANNOT SEE THE SIGNS?

 

by akirajim
8-08-03
Boinky33 continues his song while strolling alone on the beach.
I LOVE HIM
OH HOW I LOVE HIM
I NEED HIM
OH HOW I NEED HIM
OH HOW I LONG TO BE / WITH HIM NEXT TO ME
OH HOW I CANNOT LIVE / WITH SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE

 

by akirajim
8-08-03
Brad / Boinky33
Wake up, Boinky33!
Why, Brad, it must be three in the morning! What could possibly be so important at such an hour?
Brad / Boinky33
I've just invented stripcreator!
Why, stripcreator, what's that?
Brad / Boinky33
It's this amazing machine that will allow anyone anywhere to make beautiful, beautiful art!
Sounds like Commie hogwash to me.

 

by akirajim
8-08-03
Brad / Boinky33
Why, Boinky, why were all those extras replacing us in that last scene.
I haven't a clue.
Brad / Boinky33
*WINK WINK*
Brad / Boinky33
What the hell does that mean?
Whatever you want it to mean, honey.

 

by akirajim
8-08-03
Brad / Boinky33
Okay, Boinky, this has gotten weird for me. I'm gonna go try to recruit some Stripcreators.
Brad / Boinky33
I think it'd be best if you just stayed here.
- / Boinky33
You'll pay, cockknocker.

 

by akirajim
8-08-03
Wirthling / Brad
So who are you gonna try to recruit first, Brad?
Wirthling / Brad
Hmm. Maybe Kaufman.
Wirthling / Brad
Are you sure you can get him? I hear he's a big star over in Norway.

 

by akirajim
8-08-03
THEY'LL NEVER KNOW / THE PRICE OF FAME
THEY'LL NEVER KNOW / WE'RE ALL THE SAME
I MAY MAKE PUNS / I MAY FUCK CATS
BUT PUNS ARE FUN / AND CATS ARE PHAT
If I have to think up one more pun, I'll shoot myself in the head!
Oh, Mr. Kaufman, a moment of your time?

 

by akirajim
8-08-03
Kaufman / Brad
What?! You want ME to make puns for YOU?
Well, yeah, I guess.
Kaufman / Brad
So will you do it?
Kaufman / Brad
Do The Doors have hinges?
Sigh...

 

by akirajim
8-11-03
LETS TELL A JOKE
K
KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE?
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU TOO

 

by akirajim
8-18-03
Bargaintuan / Rabid_Weasle
And he has sex with hookers a lot.
and the hookers are all shemales.
Bargaintuan / Rabid_Weasle
No shemales.
akirajim / Bargaintuan
Yes shemales. / I vote for shemales.
I don't wanna look at that in a comic.

 

by akirajim
8-18-03
akirajim / Mad-Pillows
It will draw in the heterosexual male audience.
no goddamn shemales
akirajim / Mad-Pillows
I FOR ONE AM PRO SHEMALE
akirajim / Mad-Pillows
NOT JUST BECAUSE I AM ONE

 

by akirajim
8-18-03
Rabid_Weasle / akirajim
and tobor can make guest appearances / and he cornholes the shemals
Their floppy penises smack against his belly as he rides their hairy assholes
Rabid_Weasle / akirajim
then the superhero films it / and beats off to it / then stabs people with a fork
Rabid_Weasle / akirajim
and he has narcolepsy / and parkinsons / and AIDS
and oral herpes

 

by akirajim
8-21-03
Ewwwww / akirajim
Can you guess what my new pickup line is?
Nice leg braces, wanna fuck?

 

by akirajim
8-23-03
Emo Pirate, are you sure you're up to such a challenge?
I don't know, Greg; I have mixed feelings about it.
Then don't do it!
But I have to.
Just get an extension! Or leave the country!
No, Greg. It's tax day. AndbythewayIhave-AIDSandnowyoudotoo.

 

by akirajim
8-23-03
Hey, man, I heard your dog died.
That really sucks.
Now God knows all about what you did to me!
My condolences.

 

by akirajim
8-24-03
One Hundred Years of Solitude!
The Autobiography of Malcolm X!
The Joy of Gay Sex!

 

by akirajim
8-24-03
Me and all your other African brothers want to congratulate you-
-on your finally being freed!
Now you can fester in the ghettoes for another century-
-until Whitey sees fit to throw you another bone.

 

by akirajim
8-27-03
Hey, Brent, I just got X-Box Live! You wanna come play my dad's review copy of Halo 3?
Uh oh, Francis- watch out!
Huh? Why?
Scott Kurtz is beating off to his own work again.

 

by akirajim
9-02-03
Charge!
Charge!
Wait a minute- this isn't Gettysburg!
I thought you wanted to go to an out-of-the-way place to do it.
You know, for pre-1860's sake.

 

by akirajim
9-06-03
But who sucks MORE?
Which way to Arkansas?
Turn onto the next interstate.
Thanks, dickbag!

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