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by argh
8-18-04
you talking shit about me
no
i know you talking shit about me! that's it! i'm gonna beat you!
you will never defeat me! i have a photon lazer!
i'ma burn you with ma cigarette! eh! i can't reach cuz i have mental retardation!
*zap zap* ha! you lose because i melted you with my photon lazer and you are now reduced to a puddle! mwah ha ha ha!

 

by argh
8-18-04
bagel.
haha.
bagel bagel bagel.
fo shizzle
that came out of nowhere
omg it's a giant PUMPKIN!
OH MY JESUS!! LET'S HUMP IT!

 

by argh
8-18-04
I learned something today.
what
chuck norris can definitely kick my ass with his awesome karate moves
oh
i still love him though <3
me too. he's a hott biatch

 

by argh
8-30-04
wait shhh... you hear that?
what?
*zzzzzzzziiiip*
i can't change the characters! oh no!
bwahahahah! bwahahaha!
omg that's not funny!

 

by argh
9-29-04
hmm
what
i am so confused
why
he just wants his fishie back
i miss you a whole lot
ok

 

by argh
9-29-04
What is the difference between a poodle and a hot dog?
hmm...
..
i don't know. tell me
he isn't very good at making jokes
POODLES AREN'T HOT! HAHA
??? well that was disappointing

 

by argh
10-05-04
fuck
you
^_^

 

by argh
10-10-04
:'(
:'(
:'(

 

by argh
10-24-04
ooh my gawd it's snoop dogg!
sup homes
omg i heart u
i know you do
i would kill rodents in front of babies fror you
????

 

by argh
11-25-04
DOOOM!!
FUCKERS!
bwah ha wa wa hahe
oh nooooo!!!!!
some people are just bitches. they can't help it.
i'm so pissed at you right now
yah me 2

 

by argh
12-02-04
stop your bickering
and go to mungies
ok!
WE'RE GOING TO MUNGIES WE'RE GOING TO MUNGIES!!!
w00t
crrazy!

 

by argh
12-02-04
I'll try not to make anymore shitty comics

 

by argh
12-14-04
(not a chessboard, this is scrabble!)
hmm... dog
z's are 10 points!
SHIZZLE DIZZLE!!! 300 POINTS!!!
he wins every time!
...damn
haha!! i win again!

 

by argh
3-15-05
aww so cute
gee willikers
bye bye!
blah blah
*kick*
ahhhh

 

by argh
3-26-05
I hate jesus
Shutup dude jesus is like totally kool 4 lyfe
Hot DAmn! You served me!
He sure taught that bear a lesson
Damn right, bitch... Now get out of here
I think I will.

 

by argh
3-26-05
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF

 

by argh
3-26-05
Wait, what the fuck?
I don't know. They are harrasing me.
Why?
I'm not sure.
I'm confused

 

by argh
3-26-05
Maybe you should die
No maybe you should
No, maybe YOU should
No, maybe I'm going to slit your throat
Maybe I'm going to peel off your skin with a razorblade and make you eat it.
Maybe when you are sleeping I'm going to slaughter your grandmother and hang her above your bed and when you wake up you'll see her dead body and have a heart attack and die

 

by argh
4-30-05
pizza time
Hey, I'm ordering pizza. What do you want on it?
I want bits and pieces of human flesh.
Ok. we want human flesh on our pizza.
?Say what bitch?
wtf???
I said I want human flesh.
Oh. I thought you said bangladesh. I would have kicked your ass.

 

by argh
8-15-05
hey bitch what's up
oh god please don't eat me
why would i eat you
because you are a hammerhead shark and i know it
i am not
i can see it in your eyes... you cannot hide the truth anymore

 

by argh
8-15-05
Everyone is dead, we are finally alone
yeah i realize that
i want to make sweet sweet love to you on the grass
sorry i'm not gay
damn... well do you have any crack?
you smoked it all

 

by argh
8-15-05
one two three four
what are you doing
i had to count the pieces of salad to make sure they all have friends
you're so fuckin cute
hehe

 

by argh
11-15-05
Oh my god I wrote you a big note!!
YAYAYAYAY Can I read it?
I hate it when he does that!
...I lost it!!
OH NOOOO!!!!
Don't worry I'll find it
You can't do this to me!! The suspense is driving me insane! What the hell does it say?!

 

by argh
11-22-05
So... I love killswitch engage
That's great
I HURT
KILL ME
KILL ME
KILL ME

 

by argh
2-05-06
hi my name is *insert dark evil name here*
yeah ok
satan is kewl hehe i'm going to cut my wrists because lyfe suxx
but you live in a nice neighborhood with normal happy family, you get good grades, and you have lots of friends that love you. how does your life suck?
how old are you?
12.

 

by argh
2-05-06
Stop it?
stop what?
staring at me
I'm not even here. I'm just a figment of your imagination
oh god, i'm never getting this stoned ever again
oh I'll be back... you can't escape me!

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