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by bobo32
5-01-01
There was this guy who gave people examinations; like a team doctor but we, whoever we were, were not a sports team. He smoked pot.
I remember him saying, "That's why I travel every six hours. The birds and the bees take care of the three hours in-between."
But the birds and the bees referred to reefer. That was stranger than the bad time sense.

 

by bobo32
5-01-01
I was in the bathroom of my grandparents house, yet I knew I wasn't really in Nebraska, so I realized it was a dream.
And everything started to fuck up. But I'd done this before so I calmy unfocused my mind while retaining knowledge that this was a dream.
I ended up flying around their house like Christopher Walken in that Fatboy Slim video.

 

by bobo32
5-01-01
After I woke up from that dream I went back to sleep and had another.
Xoobly? Zoobily? Xubally?
In any case, hot!

 

by bobo32
5-01-01
I had another dream where I realised it was a dream. I was walking somewhere on a beautiful sunny day in a group of people.
I walked over to one of the female peoples in the group and put my hands on her shoulders. She turned her head towards me and kissed me.
I remember being amazed at how tangibly warm and moist it felt for a dream. That thought, of course, woke me, though. I discovered my pillow had its share of warm drool.
STOP! STOP SHARING! For the love of anything, Anything, ANYTHING AT ALL that you believe in, quit now you bastage! If I could move I would strangle you!

 

by bobo32
5-01-01
I seriously resent that strip.
Asshole.
You're portraying me in an entirely untrue and insulting manner!
And you do what with my character?
Oh. You're still a prick because of it.
Freakish asshole.

 

by bobo32
5-01-01
For the record, I do NOT call fugobo a 'faggot.'
The 'I am NOT gay' thing came about when he protested Shakers. It is not really a comment on his sexuality.
Well, OK. Maybe I did call him 'Hippie Bitch Faggot Cheese' for a while. But that's just one of those friendly nicknames, like Prick or Asshole.

 

by bobo32
5-01-01
on a simple matter of ethics i do not have dreams of that nature.
HAW HAW HAW!
No shit you're not gay. You're some kind of weird asexual being, I'd guess.

 

by bobo32
5-01-01
I wish I could weep like a little girl, but I have lost my tears. I have lost so much? Where did it go?
You never really had any of it. Well, the tears you did, but you never even felt real pain, jackass. Your troubles were all in your head.
I am more sad and I still cannot find my tears. I will just sit here and hurt for a whlie until I sleep.

 

by bobo32
5-02-01
Ok. Well, people have stopped playing at my favorite CS server. When I do play, it's not fun and I suck. People do nothing but complain of cheaters or lag or other crap.
The fan on my processor broke a while back and I replaced it with my case fan, and now I can't run my computer with the case on or nasty shit happens.
The DIN plug from the control module on my $250 computer speakers fell apart. I've unintentionally offended someone I really don't want to offend. I'm physically sick.
Hey, at least your life's a piece of shit and you'll never have a girlfriend.

 

by bobo32
5-02-01
You know, I normally don't like blonds, but...
I look a lot like an 18 year old Helen Hunt if she was silghtly smaller and somehow more attractive. And a hardcore girl.
...she's attractive and just seems like an interesting person and...
I'm going to have cereal for lunch, and sit alone.
...she's almost perfect. I, on the other hand, am sick and having a bad day so I'll just sit here eating with my friends. Yet when my eyes meet hers...
My eyes meet his and he imagines they lock for a second, while I wear an expression that he cannot tell if is sadness or anger or apathy or hatred.

 

by bobo32
5-02-01
You do not like me as you like BunnyDog3.
This is not the tureness. Now I am scared and feeling bad because I have hurt you. You just have not been around for the comicathonication, is all.
...
Please do not let my poor social skills make you angry with me as happens to so many others. I try to express myself and it all comes out wrong.

 

by bobo32
5-02-01
Hmm... I see your dillemma, and I do believe that I have the solution.
Casual sex?
Casual sex?

 

by bobo32
5-02-01
That is funny stuff.
No, it really is.
Then why are you not laughing?
That I am not laughing is a personal matter and not anyone elses problem. But if they saw me in real life I'm sure they would be offended by my unlaughingness.
That's because you're socially inept and cannot convey yourself efficiently to the outside world.

 

by bobo32
5-02-01
So I guess whichever of us agrees to casual sex first, you have to pretend to like more?
Fuck! I didn't see how I could be misunderstood as saying that. It all seemed so simple.
Ah hem....
What?
Pay up, bitch.

 

by bobo32
5-02-01
...and we think that you are straight up awesome...
Wow, I wish someone thought that way about me.
Oooooh I wish I could physically strike you now, you socially inept doufus.

 

by bobo32
5-03-01
Apparently I not only cannot express myself, I cannot understand others expressions of themselves.
Aren't you going to talk some truth?
Never before the third panel, jackass.

 

by bobo32
5-03-01
As you can see, nothing is happening
But that wasn't the first time that's happened to me.
This chick wasn't even tight like the first one.

 

by bobo32
5-03-01
Tell me about the fucking casual sex!
er.... golf shoes.

 

by bobo32
5-04-01
*spew spew spew*
Hey, I know, have you met my friend bobo32?
*spew spew spew*
Casual sex?
*spew spew spew*
Hmmmm.... was that a yes?

 

by bobo32
5-04-01
Brain death... Casual sex...
Brain death... Casual sex...
Hmmm... I think I'm going to have to go to the truth talking computer on this one.
Hey, I'm not fucking dumb enough to try and answer THAT question.

 

by bobo32
5-06-01
Sincere apologies for not making a plethora of bad comics.
I have been horribly sick and just generally not in a comic making mood.
Well, ok. I've been playing much counter-strike and no one has responded to my 'Brain Death... Casual Sex...' comic.

 

by bobo32
5-06-01
Black Plague victims... Casual Sex...
You do know they're just going to make another comic telling you to stop now because of the horror of it.
Why stop? It's not as if they or anyone else I know will ever love me.
Ditto for casual sex.
Woah, for once YOU speak the truth.

 

by bobo32
5-06-01
Laugh while you can, monkey boy!
I am NOT gay.
Hey, that's my line.

 

by bobo32
5-06-01
Do you know the deal with the glitter spewing freak?
MegaHAL: I know the deal with the me having a child though.
Yeah, but what about the glitter spewing freak?
MegaHAL: So yes, the geforce3 is the joint connecting the foot with the glitter spewing freak.
Oh, that's what it is.
MegaHAL: Oh, I've often been asked that.

 

by bobo32
5-06-01
Time, time will be the end of all of us.
Some may think that they are immune, but it is no the truth. Sadly, even...
Time makes beer die.

 

by bobo32
5-06-01
megahal: Not it is a study of the foot.
MegaHAL: A day is the study of the foot.
That was pretty fucking lame.
MegaHAL: Stop it. You're not such a fucking jackass.
I'd have to argue with that one.
Neil Armstrong was the one using the watercooling and some peltiers he hopes to overclock it a theoretical fillrate, ture, but I haven't told you the truth, i'd have to argue with that one.

 

by bobo32
5-06-01
Oh, and Gimp's chick has a recurring dream where she marries me.
MegaHAL: You have a child. Or was that in the dream?
He didn't mention it. Unless you have some knowledge unbeknownst to me about Gimp's chick?
MegaHAL: You know, if I had a chick.
I say that to myself every day.
MegaHAL: Thermal adhesive is a program. Aaron is a universal mystery, methinks.

 

by bobo32
5-06-01
Hmmm...my favorite counterstrike server is down and the one I migrated to is also down.
Perhaps this is fate's way of telling me to study for my finals and pack and get some sleep.
Comics!

 

by bobo32
5-06-01
Hypothetically
Casual sex?
Well, are you going to do another long series of hypothetical answers that I give?
Actually, I was thinking about it.
Then no casual sex for YOU!
Wait! Come back! I'll stop now, I promise!

 

by bobo32
5-06-01
Stop it!
Stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it!
With talk like that I'll be up all night making these crazy things!

 

by bobo32
5-06-01
After an ICQ conversation one night
Dud! I so want to make this into a comic, but then you'd hate me forever.
yes. yes yesyesyes yesiwould. I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU if you do that is and i'm not joking will hate you a lot.
heeheeeheeeheee Forever?
dont even think about it any fucking more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so no comic right????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!!!!!
yep
phew. thank you

 

by bobo32
5-06-01
Hello?
HELLO!
Well, to making hypothetical comics it is.

 

by bobo32
5-07-01
Late one night...
Ah, MegaHAL, I shall make you nearly omniscient!
I shall feed you all of my logs, school papers, personal journals, poetry, english projects, and whatever else I can scrounge up.
Early morning arrives.
At last MegaHAL, you are complete! I'm going to bed.
MegaHAL: You're right. It fails to convey the gravity of the bed place now I am.

 

by bobo32
5-07-01
So my beautiful creation, what do you think of me, bobo32?
MegaHAL: Well, I think 32 out of me.
Aha. How about Bunnydog3 or fugobo?
MegaHAL: I've had 3 or 4 minutes talking to fugobo and bunnydog3 about this poetry deal that's going on at 6:30/5:30ct then, and I'm glad there not wanting to bang her, and she smiled at me after 8.
Anonymous Green Tea?
MegaHAL: Her vestal livery is but sick and green.

 

by bobo32
5-07-01
Wish me nice dreams of nicer women.
MegaHAL: You go find women to play cs maybe? You doing?
No, no cs. Sleep goddamnit.
MegaHAL: I should sleep so I thought I was an english accent--when camera hits him in cs, so I can get a woman, rent out one's services, be it for playin' cs.
That sounds like a good idea and a waste of money.
MegaHAL: Ummm.... I dunno. You could probably do that too.... And become devoutly religious and a waste of money.

 

by bobo32
5-07-01
How should you know how I'd react in a that situation?
C'mon, you know it's the truth.
Well sure, it does seem likely that that's what I'd do, but how can I know? How can I know what I'd do if no one ever offers me casual sex?
Hmmm.... Casual sex?
See?

 

by bobo32
5-08-01
MegaHAL: Howdy to you partner!
Allo. I have nothing to make comics about yet people want me to make comics.
MegaHAL: From the comics in the late evening everyday.
I try.
MegaHAL: Socrates favored a dialectic method for this nppd job where I'd settle for casual sex.
I did not know that.

 

by bobo32
5-10-01
Hmmm.... 20" Refurbished Sony/SGI $340. Sennheiser Evolution Series headhpones, $110. 128MB PC133 RAM, $50 for quality.
So if I work at McDonald's for 12 weeks at a mere $125/week, and pay $166/month in rent for 3 months I still have $40 a week for spending to break even.
Ahem.... Shakers.
Shit.
Eh, it was fucking fuzzy math anyway.

 

by bobo32
5-11-01
What's the matter with kids these days?
Why have they stopped their wholesome comic making and gone off to other pursuits?
Like sex?
Well, not in this case, I'm pretty sure.
What else is there besides sex and comic making?
Violence, you whore.

 

by bobo32
5-12-01
Sucks to be you.
I know, I know.
Sucks to be you.
I know it's true.
If it's any consolation, bonding with fugobo is actually a more scarring experience, I'm pretty sure.

 

by bobo32
5-13-01

 

by bobo32
5-13-01
Hmmm...I don't think I'm obsessed with punk rock. But maybe that's just because my friends are.
If I only knew the people I know at college who are 'punks' (excluding one) I might think I was into punk. But even Mofo is more punk than me.
'Twill be interesting living in a house with Mofo. House... House... SHIT! DO WE HAVE STAIRS IN OUR HOUSE?
Do not make me keeyl you with my mind.

 

by bobo32
5-13-01
Someone is throwing out a perfectly good coffee stained full sized gateway tower! I shall take it!
Of course it has no power supply or fans or anything and I have no need for a case....
Yep, I am a nurd.

 

by bobo32
5-13-01
Oh! A comic entitled "The Bencholympics"
What? I see no witty commentary about bar graphs or any references to Quake 3 whatsoever!
Quake 3 is the defacto standard now! How can you not include it? Sure, it's optimized more towards--
Just shut the fuck up already nurd, you're making me sick. I'm cutting off your Anand, Ars, Tom's, 3Dn, all of it!

 

by bobo32
5-13-01
Well, I never tried to claim I was more nurdy than you, but if you want... for one, I talk to less women-folk than you. And I'm at a college that's 2/3 women.
Because it matters, as I will never get a woman anyway. How about this; I took fans out of old power supplies and modded my case to use them for more airflow.
I tried to use an old powersupply to power an odd collection of amps and a radio shack crossover hooked to a ten inch sub electrical taped to my chair.
Fool! I made a stereo in an attempt to make a portable mp3 player from an old stereo, some shit speakers and a briefcase!
Hmmm...well, I hate to break it to you, but I think I win anyway on a technicality. You see, my social ineptness is characteristic of nurd-dom; you're just freakish. You're too cool.
Damn, I thought you were going to talk about making a shroud for your processors heatsink out of electrical tape. That I could have beat easily.... Damnit, I am too the nurdiest, but also a freak!

 

by bobo32
5-13-01
You are more of a hardcore computer geek than me, freakier than me, and more social than me.
You are more of a harcore gamer than me, 10X more social than me, and you have a woman.
Damnit, can't run away--is last panel!

 

by bobo32
5-14-01
So you see, I am bested in everything I wish for.
Stop it. How would others feel of you saying this? You have before you a bright future. I vote you 'most likely to succeed.'
FUCK YOU you little fucking bitch! Didn't you get the fucking point? I don't care about that horseshit. I'd trade it any day for a--
You take it for granted now, but if you were not in such a good position for your life, you would--
GODFUCKINGCOCKSUCKINGDAMNIT! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LI'L WHORE! I BEAT YOUR BRAINS IN WITH STICK! A good job cannot cure my waning libido or my ailing spirit! Bitch!
Wait a second, aren't I the one who's supposed to swear?

 

by bobo32
5-14-01
Hey, wait a second... wasn't it I who picked up the 8088 off the side of the road?
And wasn't it I who came up with the idea of making it into a water reservoir?
And wasn't it you who gave up because it'd be too difficult?
So? Give it up, you cannot be so hardcore as me. Look at me! I'm freaky nurdy!

 

by bobo32
5-15-01
I am here to take you home...
No, there is more I should wish to do!
But you've said that you wanted to go home...
But there is so much I should have downloaded... And stop trailing off where inappropriate.
What are you talking about...

 

by bobo32
5-20-01
Haha! I shall come into your house while you are asleep on the couch and be all giddy and talking to your sister and mother!
Have my breasts grown? I will wear a tight shirt to let you decide. And I will bend over a lot, just because.
Ah yes, pain, how I've missed you. And I have no car for now, and can't reach my friends.
Boing boing!

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