All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
9-20-02
Silly rabbit! Bondage is for humans!
I'm coo-coo for coa coa puffs!

 

by boinky33
9-20-02
I ain't got noBODY!
He! He! He!
Oh, uncle Frank. You never cease to amaze me!

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
Oh, my god! Is it...... Is it you?
Yes, yes. It's me. I played helicopter piolet number 4 on "Godzilla".
Oh, man! I am your biggest fan!
Please, no pictures.

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
Un día en la hacienda......
Entonces dije "Ellos ain de turbinas de rotor' gravitons de engendrar T por sí mismos."
Ah, Ah.
¿Qué el jode es usted hablar acerca de?

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
Eines Tages auf der Ranch. .....
Dann habe ich gesagt "Sie erzeugt Rotor Turbinen t gonna ain gravitons allein."
Ha, Ha.
Um welchen den fuck reden Sie?

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
Un giorno sul ranch. .....
Poi ho detto "Loro l'ain di turbine di rotore' t il gonna genera il gravitons da sé."
Ha, Ha.
Circa che il fuck lei parlano?

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
Eines tages på ranchen......
Da sagt I "Them rotorturbiner ain' t gonna genererer gravitons alene."
Ha, Ha.
Hva fuck er De som snakker omtrent?

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
Um dia no rancho......
Então disse "Os ain de turbinas de rotor' gonna de t gera gravitons por sees."
Ha, Ha.
Sobre o que o fuck conversam?

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
Oneway ayday atway ethay anchray......
Enthay Iway aidsay "Emthay otorray urbinestay ain'tway onnagay
Ahay, Ahay.
Atwhay ethay uckfay areway ouyay alkingtay aboutway?

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
Woah! Is this the Matrix?
No. This comic was just made by a newbie.
Give me TV!
I told you that this isn't........
Oh, boy! Home Improvment is on!
WTF?

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
RAR!!!!!!!!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE TNT!
OH, THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!
RaAar! Tobor's swizzle stick hurts!

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
I'm not going to call her.
You already did.
I did it for the children.
MOH!

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
CLAP! CLAP!
Clap off!
CLAP! CLAP!
Clap on!
CLAP! CLAP!
Clap off!

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
HELP! I'M TRAPPED IN A NUTSHELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's dark and scary in here.
I wet my pants.

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
You are under arrest!
On what charge?
For giving me an erection.
What smells like mustard?

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
Hey, buddy.
Since when did you grow a beard?
This?...... It's no beard.
My girlfriend is just shedding.
HOLY MOLY!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
One day at Euro Disney......
So then I said "Yeah, bitch! HARDER! HARDER! Suck that cock, you filthy whore! You know I like it rough! YES!!!!!!"
Yeah, yeah, I WAS taping it you know!

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
That was a great bowel movement!
Did you wash your hands, son?
Hell no.
That's my boy!

 

by boinky33
9-21-02
Hey, Jesus. Wan't to play the biscuit game?
Yeah, sure.
What we do is both wank, aiming our cocks at a biscuit and the last one to cum eats the biscuit.
I KNOW HOW TO PLAY, NUMB NUTS!

 

by boinky33
9-24-02
I'm leaving you!
Where will you go?
Anywhere but here!
Well, you can't take the DVD player with you.
Fuck it.

 

by boinky33
9-25-02
Dog spelled backwards is God!
Well, race car spelled backwards is race car!
That's called a palindrome my good friend.
Screw you.

 

by boinky33
9-26-02
It took 12 hours, but I finally finished downloading this BIG file. All I need to do is *YAWN!* press enter.
THUMP!
Must...... Press...... Button.
QUACK!

 

by boinky33
9-27-02
I FUCKED YOUR MOM!
Hey, man, don't make fun. my mom's dead.
Oh......
No wonder she didn't move around last night.
WAAAAAAA!

 

by boinky33
9-27-02
For my first trick I'll need a sexy, young woman to assist me.
I'll do it.
Okay, I need you to lay down on this table.
Alright.
Now I'll make her virginity DISAPPEAR!

 

by boinky33
9-27-02
Reading!
Playing with my friends!
Being ass raped by a pack of goats while I snort coke off my dad's visa card and then jerking off in my mom's mouth!

 

by boinky33
9-27-02
Gimmie your money!
BAAAA!
What the hell was that?

 

by boinky33
9-27-02
He's so hot.
She's so hot.
Hello. My name is....
GET LOST, CREEP!

 

by boinky33
9-27-02
Then I say "Suck it, mom!"
RAAR!!!!
Who was that?
Who was what?

 

by boinky33
9-27-02
I don't think a pumpkin could fit up there, but why not try? Couldn't hurt that bad.
Where was I? Oh, yes. I think that last nights episode of Law And Order was one of the best episodes. That Dick Wolf knows his shit.
When will he realize that he's talking to a dog?
Anyway, I'm having a party tonight. You're welcome to come, but don't bring a guest. The place will already be packed enough.
BARK!

 

by boinky33
9-27-02
Skinner-a-rink my dink is pink, and after sex it's blue.
I EAT POO.
I fuck ya in the morning, and in the afternoon. I fuck ya in the evening, and cover you with goo!
skinner-a-rink I watch "kink" and then I like to screw
IIIIIIII...LOVE you you boo boo ba do!

 

by boinky33
9-27-02
Oh, big flame. You're the only friend I have.
Bitch.

 

by boinky33
9-27-02
*sigh*

 

by boinky33
9-27-02
Scit Scat Taby Cat. Toaster oven scuba diver!
Wombat waffles in a 5 pound sack. With a side of tennis rackets!
Horse testicals microwave tuba ANAL SPERM!
*snap!* *snap!* *snap!* *Snap!*

 

by boinky33
9-27-02
HO! HO! HO! Hurry up, elfy. it's almost christmas and you're way behind on your quota!
HARD ASS!
Hold it, lard ass!!!!!!
Who are you?
You're worst nightmare!
HO HO HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
9-27-02
The mad kangaroo holds Santa hostage at his work-shop
Who are you really?
You wan't to know, tubby? FINE! I'll tell you.
I was once a well known holiday figure many years ago. I was the mascot for chanaka. I was known as Kuddles the chanaka kangaroo.
But ever since you dragged your fat ass on to the spot light, I just drifted away and people forgot about me. But now I have come back FOR YOU! If you're out of the picture I could make a come back!

 

by boinky33
9-28-02
Are you going to kill me?
In time. But in the mean time......
DANCE!
Beg pardon?
You heard me, bitch!

 

by boinky33
9-28-02
At that very moment at Wirthling's parent's basment.
LUCY! You gotta lot a explainin' to do!
tee-hee

 

by boinky33
9-28-02
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
YIKES! That's the emergancy phone!
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Why won't it stop?

 

by boinky33
9-28-02
After Wirthling managed to knock off the receiver with his nose, the mayor explains what is going down
And that's what happened to santa........
Don't worry, mayor! I'll save santa!
Right after Will And Grace!
WIRTHLING!
Come on! It's the season premire!

 

by boinky33
9-28-02
Ducks go QUACK!
Says you!

 

by boinky33
9-28-02
Well, I better go save christmas!...... TO THE WIRTHLING MOBILE!
Don't mind me, honey. I just have to do the laundry.
Aw, mom! You ruined the dramatic exit!
GET A JOB!

 

by boinky33
9-28-02
Wirthling arrives at the north pole......
Excuse me, mr.elf. Could you tell me what happened here?
HE HAS RETURNED!
Uh-oh. Jesus?
No! Kuddles the chanaka kangaroo!
Never heard of him.
Neither have I.

 

by boinky33
9-28-02
Tell me where Kuddles is so I can save Santa.
No way! I rather have Kuddles as the boss.
What? But isn't he evil?
yeah, he might be evil and totally bent on world domonation, but he gave us a good dental plan.
What about vacation days?
You're right!........ He's at the work shop.

 

by boinky33
9-28-02
ALRIGHT, ASSHOLE! TIME TO SUCK SOME COCK!!!!!!
Who are you?
I am Wirthling! Why do you ask?
I never kill a man I don't know!

 

by boinky33
9-29-02
One day at France......

 

by boinky33
9-29-02
??????????
??????????
I didn't know this was a costume party!
YARRR!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
9-29-02

 

by boinky33
9-29-02
I was never loved by my mother!
Well, she obviously fed you!

 

by boinky33
9-29-02
#1
#2
#3
#4
The answer: #3 doesn't belong. All the others are girls.
#5
#6

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