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by codehappykid
4-20-04
Je ferai un domaine
Où l'amour sera roi, où l'amour sera roi
Où tu seras reine
Ne me quitte pas, Ne me quitte pas, Ne me quitte pas, Ne me quitte pas...

 

by codehappykid
4-20-04
Ne me quitte pas
Je t'inventerai des mots insensés que tu comprendras
Je te parlerai de ces amants-là
Qui ont vu deux fois
Leurs coeurs s'embraser
Je te raconterai l'histoire de ce roi
Mort de n'avoir pas pu te rencontrer
Ne me quitte pas, Ne me quitte pas, Ne me quitte pas, Ne me quitte pas...

 

by codehappykid
4-20-04
On a vu souvent rejaillir le feu
D'un ancien volcan qu'on croyait trop vieux
Il est paraît-il
Des terres brûlées
Donnant plus de blé
Qu'un meilleur avril

 

by codehappykid
4-20-04
Et quand vient le soir
Pour qu'un ciel flamboie
Le rouge et le noir
Ne s'épousent-ils pas
Ne me quitte pas, Ne me quitte pas, Ne me quitte pas, Ne me quitte pas...

 

by codehappykid
4-23-04
Ne me quitte pas
Je ne vais plus pleurer, je ne vais plus parler
Je me cacherai là
A te regarder
Danser et sourire
Et à t'écouter chanter et puis rire

 

by codehappykid
4-23-04
Laisse-moi devenir
L'ombre de ton ombre
L'ombre de ta main
L'ombre de ton chien
Ne me quitte pas, Ne me quitte pas, Ne me quitte pas, Ne me quitte pas...

 

by codehappykid
4-23-04
*APPLAUSE! WOOHOO! CHEER! THROW FLOWERS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!*
That was the most melodramatic tripe I've ever been part of.
ne me quitte pas?

 

by codehappykid
4-29-04
A spooky haunted house! Nothing could possibly go wrong if I spent the night here!
*pomp diddle diddle diddle diddle pomp diddle diddle diddle diddle pomp diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle pomp!*
I hate that damned organ!

 

by codehappykid
4-29-04
Oh my god it's a church inside. What the hell.
He whosoever doth speaketh profanes in my Father's house shall be thus in twain asundered!
whoa dude this is your pad? sorry, I'll leave
NO! First you must meet the Monster Who Will Bring Destruction!
uh
yes. I went there.

 

by codehappykid
4-29-04
Wow that was sure scary. I barely escaped with my life. Wait a minute...
BRAINS!
DCOM!?
That's right, you cocky bastard! I'm going to kill you in the name of all that is not French!
Ha! Little does he know that my army of endless comics awaits him at every turn!

 

by codehappykid
4-29-04
Oh hell how did I get here
well, maybe dcom lost track of me
I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Duck.

 

by codehappykid
4-29-04
phew, I'm glad I took the red pill.
braaaaaaaaains, Mr. Duck...
hahahahaha...
oh no!
What kind of demented, sick world is this?

 

by codehappykid
4-29-04
jeez that was a terrible dream. I think I need a psychiatrist.
*pomp diddle diddle diddle diddle pomp diddle diddle diddle diddle pomp diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle pomp!*
GOD DAMN IT!

 

by codehappykid
4-29-04
So you'll do it?
If you get me out of here, yes.
I want that organ-playing bastard dead!
Actually, he's already dead. In fact, he's decomposed. I'm going home now

 

by codehappykid
4-29-04
This is where the dream began. I've got to face my fear or I will never be anything more than a duck.
I guess that doesn't make a red cent of difference anyway.

 

by codehappykid
4-29-04
Ok, when I said "hell" in here, jesus showed up and cursed me with the little asian girl.
...ok, so far so good. Now what about dcomposed?
Hello, codehappykid! Expecting me?
It was you all along with the organ! Oh, pickles!

 

by codehappykid
4-29-04
*gasp* ok. I need to kill a zombie and all I have are wimpy wings and a fishing bill.
Grrr. I'll find that guy yet.
Excuse me sir, but who are you looking for?
Have you seen a zombified guy who plays the organ? You know, that song...
*pomp diddle diddle diddle diddle pomp diddle diddle diddle diddle pomp diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle pomp!*
FUCK!

 

by codehappykid
4-29-04
He's somewhere in here.
I'll find him!
*CRASH!*
He's somewhere down there.

 

by codehappykid
4-29-04
We're in a cave.
State the obvious much?
DCOM!
I dispatched the minor demon easily enough. I'm going to take some time with you, though.
GOODBYE!
TELEPORT!

 

by codehappykid
4-29-04
Damn! Where in hell is that duck?
Thou hast profaned the house of my Father!
Phew, I don't think he's following. Wait, did he just...
Where's that red pill!?

 

by codehappykid
4-29-04
What are you doing here?
I shall summon against thee the Monster Who Will Bring Destruction!
dcom! Catch this pill!
What? AAGH! HOW DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT!?
Well, I guess that's that.
Oh no, ducky ducky! Not over long time!

 

by codehappykid
4-29-04
In the ensuing months, the asian girl would bring destruction upon the world.
I'm carrying this stop sign for self-defense!
Well, I'm gonna have to write you up anyhow.
Many would die.
Pierre! Not my best friend! DAMN YOU!
oopsies!
The drama includes poignant scenes, excessive gore, and the French language. It has been barred from Stripcreator and will be shown in Europe in 2060.
But what about the loose ends? What about crabby?
I got home, I left the series. Thank you, goodbye.

 

by codehappykid
5-19-04
Wow, it's hot out here!
No kidding.
Mind if I sit down over there?
Sure, go right ahead.
You missed it.

 

by codehappykid
5-19-04
So what are you doing out here?
I'm looking for my dog.
I think I saw a dog go by an hour ago.
Oh, thanks.
He was chasing the cat who was chasing the squirrel. And a coyote was chasing him.
Oh, fuck.

 

by codehappykid
5-19-04
You know, you're not getting any closer to your dog by not getting any closer to your dog.
That's brilliant!
And God sent a plague upon humankind.
You got any dog food I can borrow for when I find him?

 

by codehappykid
5-19-04
I thought he'd never leave.
Hello, Gabe!
You're the same one...
Yep!
Shit, he's coming back in an hour.
Wanna play parcheesi?

 

by codehappykid
5-19-04
Oh, hello again.
I found my dog.
Are you sure?
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

 

by codehappykid
5-19-04
Last night, I slept with your wife and stole all your credit cards.
In addition, I put cyanide in your SuperCup.
You BASTARD.

 

by codehappykid
7-31-04
Now if I may, I'd like to give my opinion on the President's recent actions.
...Er, excuse me, who invited you two?
WHAT THE!?
Damnit! You saw through my disguise.

 

by codehappykid
7-31-04
weh weh weh
DIE!
Oh, no, my kid's home.
That's all right. We'll do this later.
Thanks.
DIE!
KILL!

 

by codehappykid
7-31-04
weh weh weh
O-REN ISHII!
Not quite!
O-REN ISHII!
Not quite!
O-REN... Aw, damn it.

 

by codehappykid
7-31-04
weh weh weh
Budd!
So I says, "them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Forget the gravitons! I'm here for your head!
Ha, ha!
How can you laugh about this?
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by codehappykid
7-31-04
weh weh weh
Elle!
Didn't you get shot and buried alive?
I'm going to kill you and then find Bilk!
I mean, Christ woman, there's only so much that the human body can take.
Logic has no place here!
Well, shit, there's no response to that in any language known to humankind.

 

by codehappykid
7-31-04
Bilk!
Kiddo!
/o And yet somehow, I just can't find, the strength to go on o/
/o When will we, be together-r-r o/
I love you man.
Dude, this is wrongness.

 

by codehappykid
8-30-04
I think we both read the wrong one.

 

by codehappykid
8-30-04
Ow! Quit using that!
I can't help it! The toaster just won't shut off!
Well, no more laser blasts, okay?
I'm working on fixing it.
I love you man.
STFU.

 

by codehappykid
8-30-04
I'm a duck! I can't feel my legs!
Look, it's almost fixed. Can you go play in the closet?
WHAT KIND OF A FATHER ARE YOU?
I'm your neighbor.
Can you help me find my glasses?
If you wore them, I'd hide them.

 

by codehappykid
8-30-04
Are we there yet?
YES. Now I just need to find the switch...
AAAH MY EYES!
AAAH MY KIDNEYS!
Mister, you're a cowboy!
Ha! I knew this thing would generate gravitons eventually!

 

by codehappykid
8-30-04
Nope, none of the LED's are working, Bob!

 

by codehappykid
9-04-04
Come, fellow Athenians! We shall make a stand against the oncoming Persian army!
I have come from Marathon to tell you: Nike! We have achieved victory!
Just do it! And get me my trousers!

 

by codehappykid
9-04-04
Oh Gods! Oh Heavens! Rome is burning!
This is truly the end of days!
Fiddle Fiddle Fiddle Fiddle

 

by codehappykid
8-30-05
Hey look! Harold's being eaten!
Makes one sick, doesn't it?
Kindof makes you wonder...what it's all about.
The world's ending.
Are you on crack?

 

by codehappykid
10-24-05
No, Bill, we're not playing Star Trek.
I'm 32 years old.

 

by codehappykid
10-24-05
So then, she went to Hell for the women's right to golf, and I haven't seen her since.
Oh, right, you weren't there. Let me give you a quick recap...

 

by codehappykid
10-24-05
FLEBFLEBFLEBFLEBFLEBFLEBFLEB
Christ our Lord!
Nope.
So that's what happened?
Condensed exquisitely, yes.

 

by codehappykid
10-24-05
Well, thank you for the invitation to tea, surprising though it was as we met in the loo.
No Problem! Come Over Anytime!
Well, I most assuredly shan't. Now, how to acquire a semblance of normality?
Surely tisn't.
DID YOU THINK YOURSELF BEYOND MY REACH, MORTAL CHICKEN...TURKEY!!?

 

by codehappykid
10-24-05
oO Have yourself a new club sandwich with a slice of BaconMAAAN! Oo
Wow! I love eating at McCrapppy's!
oO Have yourself a new club sandwich with a slice of BaconMAAAN! Oo
Does it come in black?
oO Have yourself a new club sandwich with a slice of BaconMAAAN! Oo
Negative, daddy-O.

 

by codehappykid
3-22-07
Welcome, Bobkiller! Here at Northshire Abbey we...
Shut up and give me my quest you closet perv.
Oh, right. Um...go kill boars.
ok
I'd better kick that gnome off the hill so he doesn't go into the church

 

by codehappykid
3-23-07
I have done as you asked, Father Yare-hentai.
Ah, good, good. Come inside so I can pay you.
Is there some way we could do that out here
I will send for my assistant.
Actually, I kind of want to go inside now

 

by codehappykid
3-23-07
So you'll do that if I kill the thugs and bring you some grapes?
Oh, Bobkiller, I'm so confused!
what

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