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by darksoulexile
4-15-05
For the last time... I DON'T KNOW WHO THE TRAITOR IS!
Well... you're supposed to know these things... you're a witch...
God... i hate you.. you know that..
Aww... I hate you... cya later!
You should've killed him... Killed him!
DAMMIT! STOP TELLING ME TO DO THINGS!

 

by darksoulexile
4-15-05
Aww... poor MISC...
Yeah... your little "friend" chopped my fucking foot off!
You say that as if I had something to do with it...
You probably did... See...this would never happen if you were more like Catherine Bell!
I would beat the shit out of you... but you're injured...
Hahahaha! CATHERINE BELL! CATHERINE BELL! CATHERINE BELL! YOU CAN'T HURT ME! NYAH NYAH!

 

by darksoulexile
4-15-05
Who is this?
Hello, Lin... this is Micheal Vartan-
Oh my god! Micheal Vartan...
No... you didn't let me finish... this is Micheal Vartan's attorney... he's issuing another restraining order against you... that is all... good bye *click*
Aww... silly Micheal... a restraining order means you only want me to be closer.. *hee hee*

 

by darksoulexile
4-15-05
Awesome! I'm like... so jealous of his awesomeness
A creative visionary whos ideas surpass my own...
without him... my life is incomplete...
He be mad pimpish! Ya' heard!
I want him sooo bad.. um... I mean... I don't like him...
Oh yeah... you all want to be me...

 

by darksoulexile
4-15-05
Vrooom! Vroom! Vroom! MISC is holding the lead! No one can stop him! He is dominating the Indy 500! Vrooooom!
What the heck is wrong with him... he's not going moving?... I should just back away slowly...
He's owning all the competition! What's this? Oh no! He gonna hit that wall!
Aaaaah!

 

by darksoulexile
4-19-05
Haha! Wir sind wirklich schlecht! Wir ordnen die Welt an!
Haha! Die Welt wird für David Hasselhoff gepaßt, um anzuordnen!
Ahh.... David Hasselhoff... ist er das ehrfürchtige teh! Ich möchte wie Hasselhoff sein!
Nein! Sie können das Gleichgestellte des großen Hasselhoff nie sein! Nur klein!
Mein Stolz wird... verletzt
Ich lache an Ihnen! Mitfühlender Verlierer! Hasselhoff lacht an Ihnen außerdem!

 

by darksoulexile
4-19-05
La la la! Happy times! Happy times! La la la!
God! Will you stop being so fucking cheerful!
C'mon put a smile on your face! It's happy times for all!
No it isn't! Are you crazy! There is nothing happy about this world!
Yes it is! You just don't know! Let's have a sing-a-long!
I wish I were dead right now...

 

by darksoulexile
4-19-05
Oh... Lin... My love burns for you with the intensity of a thousand suns!
Oh... MISC... I LOVE YOU TOO!
Suddenly!
Aha! I caught you! I was actually MISC in disguise! You are a filthy cheating whore!
Ahh... but you see! Im not really Lin!
TO BE CONTINUED!
What? You're actually my long lost half twin brother from another planet who was caught in a vicious love triangle between me and my toaster who wasn't really a toaster but Aurashadow in a tiny hat?
Indeed... hahaha!

 

by darksoulexile
4-19-05
Hello Lin! We have been trapped on this island for 18 days? What are you thinkin'
Im thinking...shut the hell up before I choke your stupid ass!
Whoaaa! Sounds like someone is a little hostile!
i HATE YOU!
Wow... words hurt... NAH Just kidding!
help me...please...

 

by darksoulexile
4-28-05
You know... this storyline is getting nowhere... im resetting the comic again.
Wha? You can't do that! I mean... what about the traitor?
It was Lin.
Huh? How can you say it was Lin?
She's a Liberal... you can blame them for anything! Ask the conservatives!
Ohhh....

 

by darksoulexile
4-28-05
Dude! My *censored* is so huge! Look how big and powerful it is!
Oh my god... I wish Misc had a *censored* that's as big as yours
Aura... hey look! Wanna play with my *censored*? Im sure a girl like you can handle it?
Do you know how long i've been waiting for you to ask me do I want to handle your *censored*... of course I want to!
Dude... CHECK OUT MY *CENSORED*! IT'S HUGE!
God... stop waving it in front of me... you're gonna put an eye out.

 

by darksoulexile
4-28-05
Dude! My sword is so huge! Look how big and powerful it is!
Oh my god... I wish Misc had a sword that's as big as yours
Aura... hey look! Wanna play with my sword? Im sure a girl like you can handle it.
Do you know how long i've been waiting for you to ask me do I want to handle your sword... of course I want to!
Dude... CHECK OUT MY SWORD! IT'S HUGE!
God... stop waving it in front of me... you're gonna put an eye out.

 

by darksoulexile
4-28-05
Yo! Bitch! Where my fuckin paycheck!
Your what? What do you mean paycheck? Im supposed to pay you people
You people? What you tryin' to say? Im not good enough for yo' money?
What money? What are you talkin about?
Oh...shit... this muthafucka done went and pissed me off! C'mon outside! We gone handle this like real gangstas!
Oh...god..

 

by darksoulexile
4-28-05
Hey there babe!
Um... don't you think im a little too old for you?
Yeah right.. you know you want some of this action
Um... no i don't..
You're just jealous because I'm oozing awesomeness through the pores!
You might want to have that checked out...

 

by darksoulexile
4-28-05
Hyuck! Hi there little feller!
Oh my god...am I in a Disney cartoon?
Let's sing the smile song! La! La! La! Smile! La! La! La! Smile!
Um... no... let's not sing the smile song... let's just help me get the fuck out of here...
Damn.... I was just being nice.. you don't have to be such a bitch..
ouch... that hurt... maybe you should sing that song now..

 

by darksoulexile
4-28-05
He's an ass... You hear me! An ASS!
He's just misguided... he needs to find a purpose in life..
MISC? Who's that? Is he that black guy that always appears randomly?
He is... as we say in the old lands... one who fishes with a pole made out of sheep hair in the winter in Mexico
He's confused... He can take drugs to fix that though! YAY! DRUGS!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

 

by darksoulexile
5-04-05
Eddie's house
Yeah, I was in the neighborhood and I saw your house and- WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE?!
What, you've never seen a messy house before?
What's with all the blood?
Blood? What blood? Oh.. that blood... um.. that's um... raspberry jam... we were having a food fight...yeah.. food fight...
Oh... well hand me a mop... Let's get's cleaning! I'll start on that chalk outline!

 

by darksoulexile
5-05-05
You know... it would be nice if a friend would visit me more often...
(knock knock)
Who is it?
IT'S MISC! LET ME IN! QUICK!
Um... No one's here! Go away!
Aaaaah! The dog is coming! Aaaaah!

 

by darksoulexile
5-06-05
Arrgh! Welcome to Pirate Burger! What do ye be wantin'....Arrgh!
Pirate? You work here? I would have never guessed...
It be a second job! I be wantin to buy pirates of the caribbean on DVD! Orlando Bloom be havin the cutest little bum...Arrgh!
Um.... yeah...anyway. I haven't been here before... what would you recommend?
I wouldn't eat anything from here...Arrgh. You should see what they be doing to the food in the kitchen...
Im not hungry anymore...

 

by darksoulexile
5-09-05
I should really stop doing this, it's not very healthy...
Yes... you should.
Gah! An Alien! Don't probe me!
I mean you no harm
Whew... I was starting to worry for a sec..
Ha! Im just kidding! Get your ass in the van, we're going for a ride.

 

by darksoulexile
5-10-05
So, do you have a plan to conquer the U.S. yet?
I mean... this ain't easy... it's the freakin U.S.! Let's go to my secret thinking place...
Later...
Anything?
Nah... i think my special thinking room is broken now. TO THE STRIP CLUB!
Later...
Have you thought of anything yet? I'm feeling uncomfortable...
Nah... nothing yet... Hey, can I have some singles? They don't accept credit cards...

 

by darksoulexile
5-11-05
So, 3 lapdances and 500 dollars later...MISC finally got another idea
Oh, I can't wait to hear this... What did the "genius" come up with?
He said that we should wait until nighttime and then we should kidnap the president when his guards are distracted...
Wow... that's a great plan... im shocked... wait... how are we going to distract the president's guards?
*sigh*.... with strippers....
Aha! I knew it! What an ass!

 

by darksoulexile
5-12-05
*gasp* *pant* I managed to put a comic up today.... *wheeze*
Ha! Sounds like someone's "one comic a day" promise is coming back to haunt them! HAHAHA! Loser!
Shut up...

 

by darksoulexile
5-13-05
Warning! This comic has been infected by the power of X!
Dude! Did you see it!
Duh! I saw it! The Xbox 360 was fuckin awesome!
Warning! This comic has been infected by the power of X!
Im gettin one!
Im gettin two!
Warning! This comic has been infected by the power of X!
Just talkin about it makes you burst into flames! Awesome!
Sweet!

 

by darksoulexile
5-16-05
Who's that?
Yeah! Liz! I know her! She's the one with the broomstick right?
Liz? Yeah! She's awesome... and um... I can't see the card move up closer.
I dunno, leave me the hell alone.
Whoa, she's a member of the syndicate? I thought she was the maid!
Asshats...

 

by darksoulexile
5-17-05
Oh my god! Dude! I got the ps3 early!
What! lemme see!
Later
You're just jealous you don't have one!
You bought a breadmaker... that was not a ps3!
later..
Dude! Look at all these ps3's!
That's a breadmaker catalogue you ass!

 

by darksoulexile
5-18-05
You know... society's perception of the individual is what really makes people form their own personas...
I know, everyone's self-worth is now decided by society rather than the individual itself.
Wait... hold on... someone is reading this...
Hahaha.... very funny. I admire your wit...
No, seriously... I think someone is reading this comic.
Yeah right... no one reads this comic anymore.

 

by darksoulexile
5-19-05
Lin! Hey Lin! Some one is reading the comic!
What! No way! No one reads this comic!
I said that at first... but look at who's reading this...
.....
It's horrible... ain't it...
Yeah... I know... that person is so ugly.

 

by darksoulexile
5-19-05
Ok, maybe if we stop doing stuff they'll go away...
Ok, lets try it!
Are they gone?
Nah... give it 20 more minutes

 

by darksoulexile
5-19-05
Dude! What the hell!
I had a phone call...

 

by darksoulexile
5-26-05
Mommy... I had a strange dream... It had a demon, a warrior, a catgirl, a stick man, a witch, a school girl, and a named fuzzy? It was weird... and scary..especially the last few parts...
Yes dear... I know
What does it all mean?
....
Mommy? What does-
It means you're retarded... now take your ass back to bed before I get the water hose...

 

by darksoulexile
6-06-05
MISC! MISC! I had a horrible dream!
Really? What about?
It was about a little girl who was having dreams about us! Im so scared...
Pirate... I didn't know your dreams were so fucked... up.
It's ok... i feel better knowing im here with you...
Wait a second... PIRATE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!

 

by darksoulexile
6-06-05
Lin and MISC
Darksoulexile and Aurashadow
...um... Daughterofhell?
aww man... that sucks...

 

by darksoulexile
6-06-05
Dark! Bow down to me! I am now a psychic!In the near future you shall call me an ass and tell me to go away!
God... you're an ass... Go away! Hey! Wait! Damn... fine then... what am I going to do next?
Um... you're going... to...um...
Better hurry up.... im about to do it...
Aaaaah!
Even I saw that one coming...

 

by darksoulexile
6-06-05
I can't believe you lied and said you weren't doing the comic anymore... then you decide to do it again.
Well... you know... you people were pissing me off... so I decided to dig it up and do it again.
Dig it up? What do you mean?
Oh... I buried the comic underground. So I had to dig it up again... man it was a pain in the ass to find.
Where'd you bury it?
Right next to my self respect....

 

by darksoulexile
6-06-05
Dude... get out of my way!
Stop you foul villain! I shall end your tyranny on this city!
Not this shit again... dude.. go away!
Prepare to fight!
Hey boss.. is this freak bothering you... you want me to break his legs?
No... don't worry about it..

 

by darksoulexile
6-06-05
Stop looking at me like that!
ba ba?
What did you call me you little fucker? Don't make me hurt you!
ba ba boo pee?
Yo' you want me to break his legs?
No... don't break his legs... i got it covered.

 

by darksoulexile
6-06-05
Hey Aura!
Hey MISC! What's up!
Nothing really! Just walking around downtown.
Oh... that's awesome...
Yo' boss... She giving you trouble? Want me to bre-
What! ARE YOU CRAZY?! STOP ASKING TO BREAK PEOPLE'S LEGS YOU PSYCHO!

 

by darksoulexile
6-06-05
Im sorry... i didn't mean to say that... fine then! How about this... the next person we meet... you can break their legs! Got it?
Really? Thanks...
soon..
Hello sir! I would talk to you about our great savior Ned!
Grrr...
Later...
I hope you're proud of yourself... I hope Ned spares your soul... you bitch.
Ouch...

 

by darksoulexile
6-12-05
Hey lin... i've been wondering... why don't you ever do anything kinky like a cat... i mean.. you have the ears and stuff..
well turn off the lights and i'll show you what I can do...
What the? Hey... HEY!
heheh
OH MY GOD! YOU FUCKING STABBED ME! OH GOD!
Meow bitch..

 

by darksoulexile
6-12-05
Ok... operation Alpha Sierra Sierra is about to commence!
Hell yeah! I aint afraid! Let's rock!
oh shit... the police is coming! Bring it on bitches! We ain't afraid! Right Dark?
Dark?

 

by darksoulexile
6-12-05
So... what are you in for?
Me and my girlfriend were arrested for making out in public... in fact.. we're still in the mood... i hope you don't mind girl on girl..
soon...
um... officer can this wait... im busy..
MISC... you're free... your housecat bailed you out.
later...
All the times you've let me rot in jail... why did you bail me out now? WHY! WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME SUFFER!
grrrr...

 

by darksoulexile
6-12-05
You let me get arrested! You ungrateful ass!
I wish... I ended up getting caught and taken to the jail that night... it was awesome
really? wait... jail was awesome?
Yeah... there were two chicks in the cell across from mine making out and having sex and stuff...
Don't cry MISC... don't cry...
They were about to ask the guy who was in the cell with them to join in... but he got bailed out... if I was that guy... I'd kill myself

 

by darksoulexile
6-12-05
Im sorry to bring you out here... but.. I think Dark knows our secret.
Really? It can't be that bad. It's Darksoulexile... he won't even care
Are you sure?
Yeah... im sure..
LATER
Next on FOX news: Darksoulexile reveals Lin's and MISC's dirty secret! LIVE!
Oh... shit.

 

by darksoulexile
6-22-05
You know... it's nice to go out and see the world every once in a while...
You get to see beautiful sights and enjoy certain things.... like hookers!
So you want a hot carl followed by a reverse cowgirl? 10 bucks.
elsewhere...
So now we play the waiting game....
FIND OUT WHAT LIN AND MISC'S SECRET IS WHILE YOU ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!

 

by darksoulexile
6-22-05
I hate you so much you bitch...
I hate you more....
Nuh-uh.... I hate you more bitch
Shut up...
Hey, do you know MISC and Lin's secret?
Yeah... i found out about it before you whore!

 

by darksoulexile
6-22-05
Live!
Well... i guess you're wondering what the secret is... MISC and Lin don't even want me to tell you guys! It's that bad!
Ok... here we go! The big secret is....
LOST OF SERVICE HAS OCCURED... CONNECTION TERMINATED.

 

by darksoulexile
6-22-05
CONNECTION WILL RESTORE IN 3.....2.....1...
Wow... the audience looks shocked and sickened...
OH GOD! THAT'S HORRIBLE!
Well.... that's it.. im gonna go home and surf porn... g'nite!

 

by darksoulexile
6-25-05
See! It's all your fault... You should've known he'd tell!
but...
My life is ruined now! Why did we do that! Why did we videotape it!
....
What do you have to say for yourself.... you bastard!
We need McGuyver right about now...

 

by darksoulexile
6-25-05
Yes! MISC... YOU ALMOST GOT IT! Deeper! Faster! Hurry up! Someone will see us! OH GOD!
Dammit Lin! Im going as fast as I can! Im a man not a machine! You wanted to do this anyway! We should have brought protection... im gettin messy..
30 secs later
You're too slow... i know 10 other guys who move alot faster!
Hey! You want to do this by yourself?
Hell... I might as well...
fine... im pulling out! Have fun doing this by yourself...

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