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by dopearmy101
12-12-10
What the hell are you talking about "super retard spell"
Here i will demonstrate
DUH!! what? uhhhhh doodle doodle hahahahahahaa!! funny chicken face person ha!!
You see
Oh my gosh that was something...
I am quite superior sir

 

by dopearmy101
12-12-10
No! you will not stuff another under me
Please i just wanna stuff this package underneath and see whats up those branches
You perverted asshole! have you no feelings for us christmas trees??
Well it doesnt really matter what you say that is the tradition of christmas and plus your nothing more than a stick with pokey leaves inside a metal stand
(SIGH) okay get it over with
OOOOOHHH YEAH!!!

 

by dopearmy101
12-12-10
We really are a couple of hot and sexy bitches and our guys are lucky to have us at all!!
Yeah I know it just that my hubby stares my tooth everytime we make love its like it haunts his mind or somethin'
Your kidding me? my husband doesnt want to touch me at all!!
So are we still sexy bitches?
Nah, this feeling kinda flew out the window.
Ah damn.

 

by dopearmy101
12-12-10
Hault! who goes there.
It is i... lord turdnugget tits and i am here to throw your master off of his throne
Another night of harry potter movies and no alcohol huh?
Brought a 12 pack of Hawaiian Punch, i am good to go
Okay well everyone is playing the world of warcraft so just step on in and put those cans in the fridge, and set the fridge temp. abit higher to make those colder faster please.

 

by dopearmy101
12-14-10
...OUT BACK ON BREAK...
Fuck me man, work sure does suck ass dude, i hate working for K-Mart
It isnt all that bad, benefits and pretty decent overtime when we need it, we should be grateful
...OUT BACK ON BREAK...
Yeah well, the security cameras suck dick, noone ever checks the tapes so its easy to take shit, thats a positive to this job
And also they are putting up a porn section of some sort next to the dvds
...OUT BACK ON BREAK...
Ehh you know what, K-Mart isnt that bad anymore man, its pretty awesome once you really think about it
Thats the porn talkin'

 

Oh my, im almost late, should I wear the pink shoes or the orange? is this ridiculous enough???
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by dopearmy101
12-14-10
Whats wrong man?
Well, its that... I aint no nice guy after all...
Awww that is NOT true!!! sure you may of killed those girl scouts, but who was the one that bought their cookies?
*SIGH*...I did..
Okay well there you go, you are a nice guy
Gee...thanks man, I feel like buying more cookies now

 

by dopearmy101
12-14-10
So you got a new trailer huh? good for you dude, whats happens now?
I want to set it up nicely, I want something classy and really cool, that will fight right with that style you know?
Hmmm what about something like a new paint job, or perhaps a new bed?
Pshh naww dude I am going to really step it up!!
A little kid hanging out on the porch, playing banjo!! thats trailer trash classy right there!! yee-haw!

 

by dopearmy101
12-15-10
Fuck that! I am not rolling over for a goddamn bone so shove it up your ass!!!
Okay okay, well how about for a nice doggy treat, I have steak!
Don't you understand mother fucker there is nothing you have that will convince to roll over in a public place!! it is not right!! not right I tell you!!
Well, shit boy all I have on me now is a flask with abit of 99 bananas
I will rollover master, I will be a goodboy
Oh jesus... my dog is an alcoholic, well atleast I know his weakness, goodboy!

 

by dopearmy101
12-15-10
Oh my god, that enchilada went right through me, i feel 20 pounds lighter!!
Uhhhhhh.......
What is the matter with you man? you don't look so good..
I don't know how to say this but i think that sushi made it hard for me to go, its like shoving a walrus tooth through an onion ring...
I still do not understand? theres a walrus tooth in your stall?
Oh fuck me!! How else can I explain it!? I CANT TAKE A SHIT!! I am needing some fucking lax man!!! FUCK!

 

by dopearmy101
12-17-10
Okay well, lets see i see something old, dusty, it is full of cobwebs, and a man hasnt touched it in years
Uhhh your snatch?
What? no it is the baby pictures of my kids!
Ohh, uhh well
You are a fucking perv you know that?
Hey you left it open and obvious bitch.

 

by dopearmy101
12-17-10
Oh my god. we're gonna die!!! this plane is losing everything we might only seconds of life left!!! ssssshhhhiiitttt!!!!
Pffft... whatever its not like its 9/11 repeating itself or anything...
Wait that is a muslim driving the plane, with a bomb strapped to his waist.
Oh please, there are many crazy muslims around the holidays.
And we are heading straight for the statue of liberty, it has been jinxed it is 9/11 all over again, you bastard you predicted the future!! i hate you!!
Well, could of seen that one coming since today is september 11, ahhh fuck it lets just drink the last of this Corona.... cheers!

 

by dopearmy101
12-18-10
For show and tell I want to show this....
Not much to tell, its pretty straight forward, it is my personal pile of steaming monkey shit
Any questions?

 

by dopearmy101
12-18-10
What happened here!?
Uhh well the bad guy nearly stabbed me and then he nearly shot me, but I survived
But you have a gun and he is over there on the ground in his own blood, how do you explain that?
Well, you see he uhh...
...Slipped.

 

by dopearmy101
12-18-10
Why are you staring at me like this?
Staring contest, if i win, i get to bite your fucking head right off, you win, well you name it..
And if i win then you buy me potato chips
Whoa, either you die or you get a bag of chips? pretty unbalanced deal wouldn't you say?
Nothing means more to me then those delicious golden yellow crunchy chips, NOTHING!!
You sir, need help

 

by dopearmy101
12-18-10
Have you by any chance have that report? my dog ate mine and I seriously need that report, im on my last leg here
Yeah i have it and theres a copy machine down stairs, as long as you agree to do one thing, you need to give me half credit and let me use your printer
Oh heavens no!! I have dignity man!!! I HAVE DIGNITY!!!! hows about another favor?
Ok well then last resort, meet me in the men's bathroom in about 5 minutes and you give me 10 to 15 minute blowjob
Well, if you say last resort then I will meet you... just gotta make copies.
Dignity?

 

by dopearmy101
12-18-10
I will to!
You will not!! its my turn!!
No way man it is my turn to clean the cat shit, you always get to do it
Because you know how much I love the taste of kittie turds, you go off now!!
That is absolutley disgusting man why do you eat catshit!?
We all have our fetishs man, look at you, you stick your robotic dick inside dead bodies...

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