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by drawinger
11-15-05
[Reassuring comment]
[Worried exclaimation]
[Statement of guilt]
[Obscene comment about zombie genitals]
Reapeat.

 

by drawinger
11-15-05
Oh. Have we started?

 

by drawinger
11-15-05
So I say "Them SC charectors ain't gonna nail there heads by themselves!!"
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
This hurts.

 

by drawinger
11-16-05
So, you're replacing Tweety?
Yup. He was fed up with being called a girl.
Let's run lines then.
Ahem! I did think I saw a pussy cat. My! It is apparent I DID see this pussy cat I refered to previously.
That's what he was saying? NOW my lines make sense...

 

by drawinger
11-16-05
Dear Son, I thought I'd send you this statue. Love, Mom.
Wow. I knew my mom was into statues, but....

 

by drawinger
11-18-05
So than I said, "The Simpsons sucks!"
No hey. Did you see Survivor?

 

by drawinger
11-19-05
So I don't know what to do.
Bush is a moron, but was Kerry the right person to vote for?
They turned me away at the polls. Aperently I was "A tree? What the hell, man?

 

by drawinger
11-19-05
Spigot! I haven't seen you for a long time.
Hey, remember that girl in Writing 101?
**BLLLLLLLZZZZRTTTRRTTTTTZZZZZZZ**
Really?
Yea. But then the clown tripped again, thus screwing it up.

 

by drawinger
11-19-05
Meridith, a cowboy's at the door.
I'm from your electricity company; your rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves.
What?

 

by drawinger
11-19-05
Dad, I'm gay.
Son, it's okay.
.....But what the **** ARE you talking about?

 

by drawinger
11-20-05
Yo.
AGH!!!!!!!!!!! SPARE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you spare a dime?
Oh. No.

 

by drawinger
11-20-05
Wooooo! Fear me, kids. I'm about to kill this squirrel!!!!
Drawinger signed a contract when he came here. NO KILLING.
He also made the killing scene in Who Killed Drawinger/Drawinger Killed?, you know.
Wha__? Oh, nuts__

 

by drawinger
11-20-05
Oh my GOD!! Someone stole the rotor turbines!!
Oh NO!
Don't use the lords name in vain.

 

by drawinger
11-20-05
Who could do such a thing?
I bet it was Mr. Smith.
Of course! That sneaky fox is always trying to swipe our stuff!
Yup.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by drawinger
11-20-05
Mr. Smith, we KNOW you're in here!!
And we're not leaving till we have the rotor turbines so we can generate gravitons.
What the fuck am I talking about??

 

by drawinger
11-20-05
There you are Mr. Smith!
No, no. I'm Saten.
Really? You didn't steal the... rotor turbines?
No.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by drawinger
11-21-05
Oh! Link! Help!!
Haha!!
AGHHHHH!! LINK! Help! Before I burn!!
HAHA!!
Sorry I'm late, the line a Taco Bell was__Zelda? Zelda?

 

by drawinger
11-21-05
Link! How'd you find me??
I just came in for the opium.
What? Look, I have a job, Link. I have nothing against Zelda. I HAVE a boss.
Who?
Follow the yellow brick road!
Tata, then.

 

by drawinger
11-22-05
Oh, help Link! The princess Zelda has been kidnapped!!
But__I.... I'm unarmed!!
Go to the Cave of the Wood Sword.
Wood? Why wood?
OOOO! 'Cause I'm a LAZY-ASS!! Niegh-niegh!!

 

What do you do for a living?
Heh...Funny you should ask...
by drawinger, 11-22-05

 

by drawinger
11-23-05
AHH!! A burgler!
You can't stop me!!
Oh yeah?? *Spritz* Wha__ HAIR SPRAY??
Haha!
All your Mace are belong to us!

 

by drawinger
11-23-05
I don't get it. All the people of the city hate me.
Why?? Is there no explaination?? I'm the MAYOR!! They haven't been like this before!
It's you!!
All your race are belong to us!

 

by drawinger
11-28-05
Why the hell don't you go away?

 

by drawinger
11-28-05
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Goddammit. I left the watering can in the car.

 

by drawinger
11-28-05
I'm gonna be late for work, dammit.

 

by drawinger
11-28-05
I'm going the wrong way. DAMN!

 

by drawinger
11-28-05
Fat Boy Slim is fucking in heaven, Fat Boy Slim is fucking in heaven, Fat Boy Slim is fucking in heaven__
__Fucking in-fucking in-fucking in heaven.
What was that?

 

by drawinger
11-28-05
Hey Mrs. Gay.
I resent that!!
Don't resent the truth.
That's good.

 

Alice, would you go on a date with me??
I'm not Alice, moron.
by drawinger, 11-30-05

 

by drawinger
11-30-05
I'm sorry I'm late for work.
...........
...........
Damn. It's Sunday, isn't it?

 

by drawinger
11-30-05
Abe spends Sunday looking in the mirror...
Hey, handsome. Wanna go on a date?
Hell, no, queer.
........
.......

 

by drawinger
11-30-05
Why the hell do you feed us grain?
You're chickens.
We're eatin' it cuz it's all we get. Wouldn't you eat your own shit if that was all you had?
....
No.

 

by drawinger
11-30-05
......And then my reflection said it wouldn't date me, and-and....
Notepad reads: Reflection is saner than patient.

 

by drawinger
11-30-05
I heard some magic words today. Control_Alt_Delete!!!!
Hahahahahaha! You suck!
!!!!

 

by drawinger
12-01-05
Hey, George. "I'm your mom. YOU'RE A DUMBASS!"
HAAHHAHAAHAHAHA!
Dude, it's__
HOOHOO! HAHAHAHAH!!!! HOOOOOHAHH!!
What the hell's your problem you cunt?
CUNT!! HAHAHAH!

 

by drawinger
12-01-05
SEX!
Okay.
What?

 

by drawinger
12-01-05
FAG!!
You rang?

 

by drawinger
12-01-05
FUNNY SC COMIC!!
Once again, TGWSS is thwarted by a lack of funny SC comics.
....................

 

by drawinger
12-01-05
What would you do if you had AIDS?
Shoot a few zombies, buy a gun, shoot some hookers, steal a spaceship, kill my mom__
AIDS is a disease.
Oh.
Well, then. All that minus the zombies.

 

by drawinger
12-01-05
So. Abe. How was the track meet?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?

 

by drawinger
12-01-05
Hmm... delete all your comics button...
It probably will say are you sure? so I'll click and see what it says.
All your comics have been deleted!!
SHIT!

 

by drawinger
12-01-05
You dumbass! We run away from the farm and into the desert? Where the hell'd you get that map?
The title was D-E-S-E-R-T-S N-E-A-R Y-O-U
You idiot. Anyway, what can we sleep on?
Damn. I thought we were headed toward a mattris store.
Well what's to eat?
Some old KFC....oh. Dammit.

 

by drawinger
12-02-05
Alice,will you fuck me?
I thought you'd never ask! Let's fucked as soon as we can. This is the second time I've been fucked!
Really? Finding the right person to fuck is hard.
I was looking for a man that knows what fuck means. Fucking should never end, but it does so much.
Later in a bar....
Then it turned out she had already fucked someone else!
Man, fucking two people at once is just wrong, you know?

 

by drawinger
12-02-05
Why does the human so adore bacon?
Perhaps it is our taste?
Or our fat?
Hmmm....
It's so funny to slaughter those damn pigs, huh?
BLOOD SPURT!!! SHHPURRSHLUPT!!

 

by drawinger
12-02-05
I am a goat. Mind over matter will let me be a goat.
No, you're a chicken.
AGHHHHH!!!!
What the hell?
CHOMP!

 

by drawinger
12-02-05
FUGRUGEEDUGERS!
Fuck.
Well you just messed up drawinger: Censored
I think it should be drawinger: Censored You fat PONCE!!!

 

NIGGER!
by drawinger, 12-02-05

 

by drawinger
12-02-05
hee can fase them al
im gunnuh f***1ng kil u!!!
roar u DI*K!!
BuT HEE cant FASE THING
thise is a tim 4 u to ****1ng die n00b
thing liks it hot b***h!!!!!!!!!!!
THING HEETS IT UP!!
di di c*nt!
weheeheehee thing is a kilr!!!

 

by drawinger
12-04-05
True Story: I just went to San Francisco for a cartooning workshop, and then crashed in the Fairmont Hotel.
This, by the way is the fanciest hotel in San Jose. Anyway, everything is way too pricey. So in the hotel they have a mini snack bar that automaticly registers when you remove a snack...
$4.50 for a standard pack of M and M's, $15 dollars for a fricken pack of cashews. NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!!
What the hell??

 

by drawinger
12-04-05
One of the chickens died recently, and the other became a goat. Soooo...
What was that?
Drawinger's "Easy Way Out" Cliche.
Don't wanna be an american idiot!!
Deedeedeeddeedeedee-dee-dee-dee!!

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