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by fatguy667
7-29-06
Ahh! It's you, the Anarchist!
Yes, it's me.
You shall die!
Now you see me...
Now I don't...*sigh*

 

by fatguy667
7-29-06
Officer!
Yes Uncle Damn?
Get your men to rally under me. We are goin' Anarchist Hunting.
Oh, yippee!
Excuse me?
Well, these past three months haven't been very fun, sir.

 

by fatguy667
7-30-06
I know who you are, friend.
I am Mr Rock, greatest villain of all time. And you?
I am known as Rotting Corpse...
Ha ha!
What, is this toxic or what?

 

by fatguy667
7-30-06
Hello my friend. I am the Rotting Corpse. What is your name?
Swatiska.
Swatiska, huh? Good name.
You think? The full version is Count Swatiska.

 

by fatguy667
7-30-06
Hello, villain. My name is the Chicken.
And I am Count Swatiska.
Swatiska...Isn't that the Nazi sign?
You guessed right! Curses to the Chicken!
You think?
Hang on, your the man full of fear!

 

by fatguy667
7-30-06
EEK!
Yes, my hideout is scaring him!
Must...fight...fear!
Mwa ha ha ha!
Yes, I did it!
Oh no, this is bat... I mean bad...

 

by fatguy667
7-31-06
So, you are...
Yo, me homies, I'm called Hobo Gee!
I'm called Chicken, and I'm not your "homies".
And you think I give a stuff?
Er...Yes?
Wrong answer!

 

by fatguy667
7-31-06
Aha, I have you now!
Yeah, well let me show you some of my new tricks!
AARRGGH!
Ha ha ha ha ha, heh heh heh, hoo hoo hoo hoo!

 

by fatguy667
7-31-06
And so, you are the definant mastermind behind all of these three months?
Definately.
Didn't you know that your scientists can't make what you want?
Oh..
I didn't think of that!

 

by fatguy667
7-31-06
OFFICER!
Erm, yes Uncle Damn?
Get that portable missile launcher!
Eerm, one question...
WHAT!
How does it work?

 

by fatguy667
8-31-06
Hay, you!
Huh?
Yeah, you.
What?
I am known as the Cat Burglar. Now, give me your cash, or we'll do this the hard way.

 

by fatguy667
8-31-06
You do know waht's for certain, don't you?
He, he, no.
Good. Teanectis can work against you.
Whats that?
TNS with a new fancy name.

 

by fatguy667
8-31-06
Why are you a villain?
Cause I feel like causing people hell.
Okay. So do I, but I'm no villain.
Well, I plan on giving people a path to hell.
Or not.

 

by fatguy667
9-01-06
So, you really want to kill me?
That is what happened in issue 9, so yes.
Heh Heh Heh...
What, where am I?
My name is Wile E Coyote. And you are a roadrunner, I presume?

 

by fatguy667
10-01-06
And now...
This was your plan...?
No.
God.

 

by fatguy667
10-01-06
So, together again?
Rats. Torture Tower.
We'll escape Venn... We'll escape eventually...

 

by fatguy667
10-01-06
Now, we have given sscience back to the world.
Energyman is MIA.
And in my opinion that's just fat.

 

by fatguy667
10-01-06
So, Cat Burglar, you've been caught harrassing a man.
I guess.
You know what the law states.
I guess...
But what does this have to do with it?

 

by fatguy667
10-01-06
So, Jack, what we do?
Mr Clown has been directing us from his cell, Jill. Wait till he calls.
What was that?
Oh heck, here goes.
Yes, as I was saying, Jill had an accident.
Hello? Hello? Jack? Jill? WASHER WOMAN!

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Heck, your Energyman, right?
Might be.
Well, I've made a game about you, and it's a world seller.
Okay.
So, here's the royalties you've earned from the name.
Sorry, I don't like gaining money.

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Hey, cool game.
Thanks.
What's it on?
Energyman.
Hey, is something burning in here?

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Hmm...
Non one takes me seriously!
Oh, don't they? What's your name?
Stupid Flying Egg Man.
Get yourself a refund.
GRRR, YOU MAKE FUN OF NAME!

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Hand's up.
There up, Acey.
Good.
Now, I'll rip your...
No, now you'll lie down and bleed.

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Well? Did Mr Clown call? Did he say something?
Yeah, 'how was your day?'
What was that?
I dunno
Arr, it's like speaking to a brick wall!
You can say that again.

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Mr Clown?
Yes, thats me.
What's the plan?
We're going to rob the pie factory of all it's pies, and then clown around the city!
That's perfectly evil!
Delicious in my opinion.

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Hey, Abe!
Yes Tick?
I captured Stupid Flying Egg Man!
Did you now?
He climbed straight out of the cell!

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Hmm... I think I'll need a new plan of attack against Acey.
Thats it, if only I had a...
Sandwich! I could squich him to death with a giant sandwich!

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Now, to see my renevue on that game...
Wowsers! Every one's addicted, I've made a fortune!
And now, to press this big red button, and destroy their minds!

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Heck, this is it.
This is what?
The end of the world.
Erm, your not supposed to do that.
Cripes! Your Energyman!
Bingo.

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Heh heh, the Pie Factory!
Now all I have to do is find the production stock.
Here it is!

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
There's something really bad behind me, isn't there?
Hello Clown.
YOU!
Yes, me.
Usher, this man is annoying me!
There is no usher.

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
This is Usher...Well, his name is really Jack.
Come on Jack, attack the big fly...
Yoweee!
Next time point out the fly.

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Arr, not you again.
Your talking to yourself...
Yeah, like I care.
Well, open your eyes.
This is home for a while Jack, and nope, I don't look forward to it either.

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
So, you think I should have some buisness meetings with my buisness?
Yeah.
It might help keep interest away from us.
A bit.

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Quick, arrr, load the loot onto yonder Ship.
Arr, seadog ye arrre, we'll escape yet!
Yes, but how?
Arr, speak like a pirate matee! I'm Cap'n Dagger, at your service.
Okay Captain.

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Ha, exploding marbles!
Ice Breathe.
I might heat up in time to destroy the world.

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Yes! I'm free!
Pressed it!

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Howdy neighbour!
Howdy yourself.
What are you doing thats leaking water onto my side of the property?
Urinating.

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
I just don't get it, so we've cancelled the show.
But the show isn't over till the fat lady sings!
Someone tell the fat lady, she's on in five.
NOOOO! IT'S OVER!
Kookaburra sits in the old gumtree, Merry merry king of the bush is he...

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
That is it. Energyman is all that's left for me.
I will call myself the Gamester, and force him into Russian Roulette.
With Teanectis bullets.

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
...And that's it. When I woke up this morning, the crates were gone.
Intriguing. Thats Fred Atkins, CARD Industries, Technopolis.
And that was it for today. Four crates loaded with 'Teanectis' bullets were stolen.
Thats it for Today, Tonight, Tommorrow and Some Night Next Week. Goodnight.

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Hello, can I get you anything?
Two very big slices of bread!
Okay, that amounts to $567.00, can you cope with that?
No.
Heh, heh, heh!

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Now to lure him here.
Hello Tick Acey. Please come over.
Okay. See you at seven.
He's coming over in two hours! This is easier than I expected!

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
ARR! Wait up--You've got a gun! Gulp. You were prepared!
You were lying down, covered in Tomato Sauce.
Oof.
My Thoughts exactly.

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Arr. I was caught by Acey.
Come and join us...
What? You and your freaks? No way, goth boy.
I am Number One.
And I was Thread Jew. Get a ew name and game.
My game will remain killing Acey.

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Hello. I'm Walter Missile, Number One. I'll join.
Good! A volunteer!
I have nuclear warheads in my thumbs!
An excellent addition!
Yeah, I know.
So, do you work for cash or can I get you someone?

 

by fatguy667
10-02-06
Now we can kill Acey!
Yes, but get me a knife!
And you get me that police chief!
Yes, then you can do with him as you like.
Good. Excellent.
Yes, excellent.

 

by fatguy667
10-03-06
Now it is complete! When Energyman sits on this, the Teanectis gas will rip his lungs out!
Here he comes!
Going somewhere?

 

by fatguy667
10-03-06
Well, whats the story?
There is none. I just wish to release the fun of games into the world.
That's a bit crazy.
You like it?
It's a refreshing change, you're not the usual 'Oh, I want to take over the world' type of guy.
Heh, your right. I want to rule and then destroy cyberspace!

 

by fatguy667
10-03-06
Hey, you! I want some help.
What type? Mental?
Stop laughing at me! I want to steal a kid.
What's your name?
Peter Fyle.
Ha!

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