All comics by finn34

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by finn34
4-15-06
So how is the new car?
You mean the DaeWOOOOO!!!?
That one, yes.

 

by finn34
4-15-06
Man I sure do hate GayNash.
Who the fuck is GayNash?
Some dude who hates this videogame I love.
What?
Yeah, he hates Older Papers : Fart-Blivion so I hate him.
Who the fuck are you again?

 

by finn34
4-15-06
.. and then I said, "Gaymer vs. Gaymer is more like it!"
I still don't get it.

 

by finn34
4-15-06
Help! A FagDingo stole my baby!
A what?
FAGDINGO! HELP!
Who?
Ah, fuck it. SOME N*****R STOLE MY BABY!!
HOLY SHIT!!! SOMEBODY HELP HIM!

 

... so I said, "Yeah, right. More like BITCHsandwich! ... Seventeen..."
What?
by finn34, 4-16-06

 

Sir. Do you know why I'm arresting you?
DO YOU KNOW WHY I ARRESTED YOUR MAMA?!?
by finn34, 4-23-06

 

I PAY YOUR SALARY!
Here's your change, asshole. Now get in the car.
by finn34, 4-23-06

 

by finn34
4-29-06
You weren't even at the football game!
Yes I was! I saw the guy...
... you know that one guy kicking a homerun through the goalie's hands in the 4th quarter...
You don't even know what football is!
It's the one where you ride horses, right?

 

by finn34
5-01-06
Hey man. I saw this video last week...
Let me guess..
Girl walks into the woods, gets raped by a tree.
How'd you know?
You show that damned video every Easter.

 

by finn34
5-01-06
I'm fine.. I'm fine..
I don't think so...We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw... Does that sound fine?!
Holy shit! My twin brother!
I think you're missing the point here.

 

Come play with us.
Forever and ever.
by finn34, 5-02-06

 

by finn34
9-14-06
Tonight! CHOADZILLA Vs. TITULON!
LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!
I'm still not coming over.

 

by finn34
9-14-06
Hey! You!
Hey, what?
STICK IT IN MY BROWNIE HOLE!!!!
No.

 

by finn34
9-19-06
It's not like I said Islam is bad just because they tend to blow up buildings....
No.
What you said was, "Camel Fuckers are made of bombs and money"

 

by finn34
9-24-06
Why don't we have meaningful conversations anymore?
When did we ever have those?
I mean, lately, it's all been "hguhgh" and "cocks" and all that childish crap.
So... you don't want a blowjob?

 

by finn34
10-16-06
Google Image Search says that the second season of "Taxi" was about filthy cock.
And who am I to disagree?

 

by finn34
10-16-06
Ok. Let's see if we can't go two sentances without talking about dicks.
I'm game if you are.
Ok. Ready?
Yeah.

 

by finn34
10-24-06
You ever wonder what happens to people after they die?
All the time.
But then I'm usually too busy burying them in the coal cellar to find out.

 

by finn34
10-24-06
Somebody once said, "Profanity is the crutch of a conversational cripple."
What a fag.

 

COCKSAUCE!!!!!
by finn34, 11-03-06

 

by finn34
11-21-06
I can't believe it! My two favorite people are leaving this website!
Why?
The usual forum drama. Apparently someone "had enough" and blasted them and they left.
Cocks. lewl.

 

by finn34
11-21-06
I'm training my cat to use the toilet.
Seriously.

 

by finn34
11-30-06
Did your mom get the christmas card I sent?
You mean the one where you're masturbating on the cover and on the inside it says "Thinking of you! xoxox"?!
I think the words you're looking for are "Thank You"

 

by finn34
12-01-06
What do you want for Chrismas?
I don't know.
You know, something personal, something you made. That would be nice.
Or maybe just a shot at your wife...

 

by finn34
12-03-06
I forgot to ask, what do you want for Christmas?
Don't say blowjob. Don't say blowjob. Don't say blowjob. Don't say blowjob.
A blowjob.

 

by finn34
12-06-06
So I look in the box and guess what's inside?
I dunno, what?
An old 8mm porno loop, a bottle of viagra and two bottles of astroglide.
Wow.
So I said, "gee thanks Mom!"

 

by finn34
12-06-06
You never seem to really like what I give you for Christmas. Why?
Dude...
Last year you gave me a sweater made out of fucking pubic hair.
That was never proven.

 

by finn34
12-08-06
Yeah, have a Merry fucking Christmas this year, you asshole!
I take that to mean you got the package I sent you.

 

by finn34
12-13-06
Seriously. Where is my drink?
How long have you been waiting?
How many beers have you had so far?
Are we counting from when I got out of the car or from when I sat down?

 

by finn34
12-13-06
I had this weird dream. I was Santa Claus, but I was stuck in a gay scat film and I was screaming for my agent.
How do I put this ...
That was no dream. That was you remembering your Sophmore year.
How much did I make on that?
Enough to buy a small car.

 

by finn34
12-17-06
I figured out what you're getting for Christmas!
OK, what?
I can't tell you exactly, but here's a clue : "Solid Snake"
Hmmm.
And it's not another gay porno.
No?

 

I'm Ewan McGregor! I'm a clone!
I'm Scarlett Johannson! I'm a clone too! Look at my boobs!
by finn34, 12-19-06

 

by finn34
12-20-06
So. Five days till Christmas...
And you still haven't gone shopping yet.
Oh yes I have.
Where?
CocksGargledForDollars.com

 

by finn34
12-24-06
Well, it's Christmas Eve.
Yeah.
Are you doing anything with your family?
Oh hell no.
I killed most of them years ago.

 

Another dildo? Man, nobody read my list again!
by finn34, 12-26-06

 

by finn34
12-29-06
My predictions for the year 2007? You don't want to know what I predict.
Sure I do.
How about this : Iran and Iraq will form a historic double-team and destroy most of the Middle East with sectarian violence, followed by a catstrophic nuclear holocaust.
Huh. Mine is that the Cardinals will win the World Series again.

 

by finn34
1-24-07
I saw there was a website called "Paris Hilton Exposed"
Hasn't she already sucked cock on camera? Is there any way she could be MORE exposed?
Not until they release the colonoscopy videos....

 

by finn34
2-01-07
Have you heard about the new law Bush passed?
The one where you and I have to suck each other off daily?
Uh... no.....

 

by finn34
2-22-07
Thanks for coming with me, man. I couldn't do this without you.
What are you doing here anyway?
Well, I heard that KISS was auditioning drummers, so I figured I'd try out.
Really? You think you've got what it takes?
I can give Gene Simmons a lap dance without vomiting, if that's what you're asking.

 

Coming soon to Fox! When Pants Become Toilets!
Oh god. Fucking Indian food.
by finn34, 3-31-07

 

Next on Frontline : To Catch A Chicken Predator
I'm going to go change my shirt!
When you get back, I'm going to fuck the shit of you.
by finn34, 3-31-07

 

Next on MTV's Cribs : Ton Loc's Hotel Room!
I got the bed over there. That's for doin' the Wild Thing, y'knowwha'msayin?
by finn34, 3-31-07

 

Coming soon on Fox! When Celebrities Take Dumps 4 : Scarlett Johannson's Private Tapes
Fucking Indian food.
by finn34, 3-31-07

 

by finn34
4-22-07
Alright, here goes.
BGGUAHGAHU HURF DURF BALLS IN MY MOUTH!!
Your George W. gets better the more you do it.

 

by finn34
4-22-07
Whoo. Thirsty today!
Yep.
Thirsty for dicks!
You can say that again.
Shut your queer-assed mouth.

 

by finn34
4-22-07
How do I put this...?
This is not what I asked for when I told you to give me head.

 

by finn34
4-26-07
Is it morally wrong to suck cocks like a vacuum cleaner?
Nope.
Awesome. Meet me in the bathroom.

 

That was Killz4Funn with the new hit "Bitch, Imma Shoot You..."
That's right, Dan. Don't forget, this week is National Stop Violence Week brought to you buy the NRA.
by finn34, 4-26-07

 

by finn34
4-30-07
White Ninja has ...
So there I am sticking it to this broad, I mean really ramma-jammin' her. She's screamin' "Frankie, Baby! Do me like you caught me stealing from ya!"
... lost the will ...
So we go at it for another three hours. Shit is getting hot and heavy, I mean, sweat dripping off my balls, she's soaking wet, we're both covered in chocolate sauce...
... to kill!
So later on we got some lobster from the buffett downstairs, she says, "Frank, you never take me nowhere nice!" and I says, "You're nothing but a silly whore, get over yourself!"

 

This is JC Cochran and I'm AM in the PM!
RARR!! TOBOR IS AM IN THE BM!! GET IT? BOWEL MOVEMENT... RARR!!
by finn34, 4-30-07

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