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by fzh
1-13-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
Well you see there were these two gangs, the JETS and the SHARKS...

 

by fzh
1-19-04
*knock knock*
Who's there?
BOO!
Boo hoo!

 

by fzh
1-20-04
*knock knock*
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.

 

by fzh
1-21-04
It's a boy, Isn't he cute?
Sure.
So what do we have for entertainment today?
well...
Know any good dead baby jokes?

 

by fzh
1-21-04
...every girl in that show has big boobs.
Every girl in ALL anime has big boobs.
I'm glad I'm not a girl, I don't have to worry about having big boobs.
Yes you do!
What are you talking about?
I don't know!

 

by fzh
1-23-04
Tobor's new year's resolution to not cornhole going well.
That's nice Tobor. Hey, is that a penny I see on the floor?
I have deduced that it is indeed a penny. I shall have to bend down and pick it up!
I broke my resolution.

 

by fzh
1-24-04
MY EYES!! OH GOD, WHERE DID MY EYES GO!!!!!!!
What did you say? I can't hear you, I don't have ears.

 

by fzh
1-26-04
i
Mom, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend.
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So, how do you like my fried chicken?
iii
I bet that before all you vegitarians came around Soy Beans were the happiest fuckin' beans on the planet!

 

by fzh
1-27-04
What's worse than finding a bug in your apple?
Well....

 

by fzh
1-28-04

 

by fzh
1-29-04
Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me?
Sure! I'll be right over!
What do you mean we'll be using paprika instead of cinnamon?

 

by fzh
2-03-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
Your mom.

 

by fzh
2-03-04
Got anything I can eat?
Well, we just came out with our new McVeggieBurger.
Is it really vegitarian?
Well....We feed the rats vegitables instead of starving them until they eat each other.

 

by fzh
2-06-04
My boyfriend and I would like to join your gay straight alliance!
I'm sorry, I can't let you.
Why not?
because you're homosexual!

 

by fzh
2-06-04
Wait, I thought this was the GAY straight alliance.
Oh yeah, there's that too.
huh?
I'm sensing a lot of anger from you.
What does that have to do with anything?
You're not Straight OR gay. You definately don't qualify.

 

by fzh
2-08-04
Hey!
Hey baby, seeing your hot body makes me feel SO GAY!
Was it something I said?

 

by fzh
2-10-04
So...tell me what kind of speices I can be in your "fantasy" set of speices.
Mikey: There's the dragons, the unicorns....umm....the centaurs...
but "centaurs" is just a generic name for them. You can chouse the lower body of any beast and the upper body of any of my speices.
Forest: ANY? I think I like this idea.
Be a squirrel! Be a squirrel!
Forest: I want the lower body of a squirrel!

 

by fzh
2-10-04
No. No squirrel. It has to be a plausable lower body.
Forest: A squirrel isn't a plausable lower body?
Listen, try to imagine a squirrel. Now imagine a torso popping out from about where it's head is. can you imagine it?
Forest: Yes.
Well I can't, so we're not using it.
Forest: You suck.

 

by fzh
2-11-04
Grr...what to use as my lower body....what to use?
Mikey: Pretty much anything works. ------------- Kyle: Yeah, except for SQUIRRELS!
How about a SLOTH!
A sloth works.

 

by fzh
2-11-04
Wait, let me get this straight.....a sloth works, but a squirrel doesn't?
Yep. I can picture a sloth-centaur in my head.
Mikey, you have one screwed up imagination.
Mikey: DON'T QUESTION THE GAME MASTER!

 

by fzh
2-11-04
If Mikey can't picture a squirrel-centaur, I'll show him it's more plausable than a sloth-centaur.
http://www.geocities.com/fzh_gallery/centaur.html
You suck Forest.

 

by fzh
2-11-04
How does a high schooler feel when their drunk friend dies in a car crash?
I don't know, How DOES a high schooler feel when their drunk friend dies in a car crash?
SADD

 

by fzh
2-11-04
How does a woman feel when her drunk son comes home and tells her he totaled her car?
I don't know, How DOES a woman feel when her drunk son comes home and tells her he totaled her car?
MADD

 

by fzh
2-12-04
A couple of months ago
yep i want to go to iraq and kill some people
a few days ago
oh shit i am going to be deployed
today
Boy, do I love Canada.

 

by fzh
2-17-04
Gimme all your money!
Hold it right there, you mutant freak!
One giant fight inside the store later...
No need to thank me!
Damn right there's no need. You caused more dmagaes to our shop than the criminal was stealing.

 

by fzh
2-20-04
Mummy, can I have some pancakes?
We have to wait for Daddy sweetheart. He will be home any minute.
3 Hours Later
Where's Daddy? I want pancakes!
Where the hell is he?
10 years later
Mom, the counselor says that anorexia is bad.
You tell that bastard to shove it. You can't eat until your father comes back.

 

by fzh
2-25-04
Were're you from sonny?
I from Georgia.
"You're from Georgia" my ass. You're a Foriegner. I can smell it on your breath. You're not from anywhere in the States.
I not from America, I from Georgia. Is seperate country.
Georgia is as much as state of this here union as the other fifty are.

 

by fzh
3-06-04
Ready?
I guess...
Well?
Let me put it this way.
I'm looking forward to this, mom.

 

by fzh
3-07-04
Wanna hear a joke?
sure!
So a monkey, a priest, and Bill Clinton walk into a bar, and...
AHA! It is me, God-Jesus!

 

by fzh
3-08-04
I'm researching for my presentation in Shakespeare.
Mikey: What's it a presentation on?
The Fool.
Mikey: What's the Fool?
The Fool is....The fool is....cool.
fooly cooly?

 

by fzh
3-08-04
Note: catears is Lisha, because the asian girls on this site are hideous and Lisha isn't.
Does the guy from Monopoly wear a top hat?
I think so....yeah, he does.
Yeah, because one of the peices is a top hat.
....but he doesn't wear a dog on his head.
...and he doesn't wear an iron on his head.
But he WORKS in a giant iron!

 

by fzh
3-08-04
playing FFX, eh?
Yep, and I'm just beating the amorphous blob boss.
Yeah, you get a Ject sphere after that.
I do? I do!....cool....oh, cool! Auron learned "Shooting Star"!
And then we simultaniously burst into song (but Mikey didn't know the Japanese(But I didn't know much of it either))
o/'RIDE ON SHOOTING STAR! KOKORO KOE DE! o/'
o/' RIDE ON SHOOTING STAR! o/'

 

by fzh
3-10-04
Oh No, Serena! A monster is attacking the town! Let's run!
Look, a monkey!
Moon make-up super duper....
.....ultra prism spectral pretty tranformation into super fighting girl!!
I am Sailor Moon!
OMG! Sailor Moon, you're my idol! Can you tell me your secret identity?

 

by fzh
3-11-04
Now we join Jim with the weather.
thanks Jane, well the weather will be quite interesting in the next few days.
as you can see on this map, it will be partly cloudy after the world floods.
Jim, shut up. It's not going to flood.
I'd love to sit here and argue with you, but I'm booked for an appointment on an arc.

 

by fzh
3-13-04
Why are most TV shows comedies?
I don't know, Why are most TV shows comedies?
Because it's easier to get away with being dumb when you claim you're funny!
ha ha

 

by fzh
3-15-04
helo lil grl. I hav teh Qs 4U?
mmmy sed no tak 2 strangrez
WTF?
OMG U si el chlid rappist! U is teh aresstd!
OMG, el jael butsecks! <3

 

by fzh
3-17-04
Son, could you come here for a minute?
I wonder what he wants..
Son, your getting older now, its about time we had a heart to heart.Is there anything on your mind?
Yes dad...where do babies come from?
Well son, it all starts with fie dollah...

 

by fzh
3-22-04
Thank you sonny.
Don't mention it. Hey, why don't we swing by my place and I'll show you a good time.

 

by fzh
3-22-04
EROSHa WOr HEt GNILKNAPs hAllELuJaH!!
OMG! U sed teh halelooyah!
ROFLMAO! I want j00rt babbies!!!! LOL
THE SURFACE of a marble table is spread out in front of me. I can get from any one point on this table to any other point by passing continuously from one point to a “ neighbouring” one, and repea
http://iam.robmaigret.com/roblog/images/weird-tongue.jpg
pwnt!!!!!!1!11!!!!oen!!!@!weleventiewon!!!111!11

 

by fzh
3-24-04
Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH!
Take me to your leader.
Why? What do you aliens want from us humans?
You know what we want...
To dress up like a platpus and dance the macarena with Julia Roberts at a Hindi wedding in the swiss alps?
BINGO!

 

by fzh
3-25-04
Ha Ha! Kyle's past life regression has revealed that I was the famous composer Ralph Vaughan Williams in a past life!
You should feel lucky to be freinds with such th reincarnation of the greatest composer of all time!
Meanwhile...
Hey dad. Nick is convinced that he is Ralph Vaughan Williams reborn.
Who?

 

by fzh
3-27-04
Help!
What's the problem little mouse?
I'm a handsome prince turned into a mouse by an evil spell.
I'll see what I can do about it.
Damn you have bad aim.

 

by fzh
3-29-04
Many Americans feel:
Bush is a warmongering retard.
Many French people feel:
Bush is le warmongering retard.
Meanwhile, back in America:
psst. hey. guess what. french people suck.
FRENCH PEOPLE SUCK!!!

 

by fzh
3-30-04
I voted for JFK!
If you're still voting I'm guessing we beat the Nazis?
Nazis? Is that some kinda new injun tribe?

 

by fzh
3-31-04
Help!
What's the problem little mouse?
I'm a handsome prince turned into a mouse by an evil spell
I'll see what I can do about it.
While Melkor's comic "I piss all over your silly vegetables!" was quite witty, technically the mice were turned into horses and the pumpkin was turned into a carriage.

 

by fzh
4-03-04
Help!
What's the problem little mouse?
I'm a handsome prince turned into a mouse by an evil spell
I'll see what I can do about it.
later...
Is it true that you can buy anything of eBay?
Well, check out what this faer_eChiX person is selling..."Used mouse prince. One of a kind, Good condition!"

 

by fzh
4-06-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Say, I've got an idea thats to DIE FOR! ... LET'S DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!

 

by fzh
4-06-04
I hate you!
*cries* :(
I love you!
YAY! :)

 

by fzh
4-06-04
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by fzh
4-06-04
SO, if you're making a comic of "oops I did it again" what are you going to do?
Well I'll have to make a mistake that happens often...
I know, what I'll do. I'll...

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