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this is a stick up
that's my line
by marf, 8-19-05

 

how much for the squirrel?
by marf, 8-19-05

 

you can't put together a bookshelf, i don't know what i was thinking having you put together a time machine
by marf, 8-19-05

 
by marf, 8-19-05

 

CODE BLUE! ORNAMENTS OUTGASSING!
by marf, 8-19-05

 

doesn't look like your joystick is plugged into anything there. so whatcha playing?
kill the curious
by marf, 8-19-05

 

i'm totally kicking the entire choir's ass!
medic!
by marf, 8-19-05

 

so this is my heaven
and you've seemingly chosen to spend it with a bench
by marf, 8-19-05

 

good thing that killer mutant bunny outside can't walk through walls
by marf, 8-19-05

 

this menu is horrendous
let's move to smoking!
by marf, 8-19-05

 

what happened here?
i want a lawyer
by marf, 8-19-05

 

little further... littler further
what did i ever see in you?
by marf, 8-19-05

 

o/" Silent Nigh o/"
o/" Holy Nigh o/"
by marf, 8-19-05

 

what squirrel?
by marf, 8-19-05

 

why have you brought me here?
to fix your desk
by marf, 8-24-05

 

now what?
now we wait. and pray.
by marf, 8-24-05

 

grampa, there's some dirty looking men coming up to the house
they're here to collect my gambling debt. you better go pack a suitcase
by marf, 8-24-05

 

can you tell me how to get? how to get to sesame street?
fuck off.
by marf, 8-24-05

 

psss psss pps ppppssss psss
by marf, 8-24-05

 
by marf, 8-24-05

 

Dear Sir, While you were reading this, i turned in such a way so that you are now facing my ass. Furthermore, you will continue to face my ass for the duration of this letter. In addition...
hee hee
by marf, 8-24-05

 

Dear Mister, While you were reading this, i turned in such a way so that I am now facing your ass. The police will soon be here to arrest you, you depraved pedophile, you. Furthermore...
hee hee
by marf, 8-24-05

 

alms for the poor?
WHAT?
by marf, 8-24-05

 

mother FUCKER!
by marf, 8-24-05

 
by marf, 8-24-05

 

remembrance of who again?
by marf, 8-24-05

 
by marf, 8-24-05

 

why in the FUCK didn't i pick a Black Mage for my party?
Ru Paul thinks we should go this way, sunshine
by marf, 8-24-05

 

what's that one after Rr?
Ss. as in your mother is a dirty Sslut.
by marf, 8-24-05

 

he was like a father to me. a touchy feely father
by marf, 8-29-05

 

what are we going to do?
just play it cool man
by marf, 8-29-05

 

I'M GAY, EVERYONE!
by marf, 8-29-05

 

what happened, bub?
there was this giant bird, right...
by marf, 8-29-05

 

welcome to my bathroom
welcome to my hell
by marf, 8-29-05

 

MAKE WAR!
sounds good!
by marf, 8-29-05

 

you sitting there?
by marf, 8-29-05

 

okay, give me the last input variable
Portland, 73
by marf, 8-29-05

 

you can dance if you want to!
and leave my friends behind?
by marf, 8-29-05

 

of all the insulting placements...
by marf, 8-29-05

 

um... what's up Doc?
looks like my cornholing cousin's schlong
by marf, 8-29-05

 
by marf, 8-29-05

 

are we drowning?
don't know bout you - i'm eating
by marf, 8-29-05

 

joy
by marf, 8-29-05

 

by marf
8-29-05
what's up, Bob?
i seem to have fallen and am now being devoured by your brethren.
i see that
little help?
i would but they seem to have already stripped away all the juicy parts

 

can i smoke in here?
you weigh 2 tons. i'm going with yes
by marf, 9-03-05

 

look at the ass on that guy
look at the tits on that... what did you just say?
by marf, 9-03-05

 

keep your mouth open like they said and we'll have our dicks sucked in no time!
i don't think this line is what we think it's for
by marf, 9-03-05

 

did you hear that? sounded like death approaching
i tooted. sorry
by marf, 9-03-05

 

okay, who put A-Team on the blue screen?
by marf, 9-03-05

 
by marf, 9-03-05

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