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get it because doublebass sounds like flatulence particularly in the metal genre
\m/
by meinpenis, 9-12-07

 

Stand back, Claus.

This is the part that I warned you about.

The part where I
"wave 'em like I just don't care ".
by meinpenis, 9-12-07

 

you have dishonored your family
I have dishonored them
by meinpenis, 9-12-07

 
by meinpenis, 9-12-07

 

by meinpenis
9-12-07
the wind brake, the fussilage. a tree is dead, a tree is bourne.
sometimes, in lines of text. this is not truth, this is persistence.
Dadaist nonsense and thread derails: Mental Hospital only please!
also, meinpenis
you're doing it wr

 

by meinpenis
9-13-07
do it
do it
do the WHOLE BEANS DANCE

 

by meinpenis
9-13-07
NEVER FORGET!!
dude it's 9/13, that bullshit was like days ago
I FORGOT

 

by meinpenis
9-13-07
So we'll be needing the quarterly reports as soon as you can get them to us. Some of the guys in logistics are saying things along the lines of "we won't have enough time to meet quota".
When did you hear this?
Susan told me. You know, the new blonde working in HR. I sent her to the logistics breakroom as a plant. I wanted to get a feel for what those noodleheads down there are actually up to.
Christ, Mick...
Christ what?! Excuse me for being concerned about this company. Excuse me for expecting effort instead of excuses from idiots with hangovers.

 

by meinpenis
9-13-07
Greetings and Salutations, all of you, to the Pit of Despair.
On tonight's podcast I will discuss how Anne Rice has become a pale shadow of her former self, and my dog Mittens will make a guest appearance

 

FATALITY
by meinpenis, 9-13-07

 

by meinpenis
9-13-07
ON ANOTHER PLANET
mysterious circumstances are leading to the inevitable
we shall meet again in the white room
I got a sex change

 
by meinpenis, 9-13-07

 

by meinpenis
9-13-07
furthermore, carmela, i would bring to your attention the fact th
aagh
THIS EPISODE OF MEINPENIS COMICS IS CONTINUED AT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxhCjZKRNTY
transforming

 

god fucking damn it
by meinpenis, 9-13-07

 

by meinpenis
9-13-07
Back in Washington D.C.
FUCK IM A DINOSOAR
o---||==========>
FUCK IM A LIZURD
gon' rape ^___^
post modern
fuck im a diHOLY SHIT!
<( x x )>

 

by meinpenis
9-13-07
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
fuck this im hungry

 

by meinpenis
9-13-07
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
fuck this im hungry

 

The Twin Towers have mysteriously returned...........
by meinpenis, 9-13-07

 

by meinpenis
9-15-07
We here at meinpenis comics would like to apologize for the overabundance of 9/11-ish jokes as of late. We all got really drunk and ran out of ideas.
I personally drank so much I passed out. When I woke up, I found out to my dismay that someone had taken a sharpie and written "COCK" on my forhead.
I don't know who it was, but they have either the best or the worst sense of humor I've ever seen.

 

by meinpenis
9-15-07
Where do we go from here?
did we pay the power?
did we pay the power?
Menandreinkampf
did we pay the power?
did we pay the po
tent rens
there is no you
there is no you

 

by meinpenis
9-15-07
help me please
I need a doctro
sorry i cant read
find the river
i am
How could Stanley have resolved the situation without resorting to male rape? PM me if you have any questions.

 

by meinpenis
9-15-07
down the shops
The tide grows high
down the shops
and he is pulled with the undertow
ALAHU AKBAR!
!RABKA UHALA

 

by meinpenis
9-15-07
Once upon a time, there was a magic skullbones named Danfo Malkier
It was my mother's name
One day, when the happy skullbones was going to the store, he came across a little old lady who ate thousands of bees
The stings is what gives the flavor
Needless to say, Danfo Malkier the happy magic skullbones was taught a valuable lesson that fateful day, and most certainly learned the true meaning of Cristmas.
It's a winter feast

 

by meinpenis
9-15-07
ef this.
ef this
fagina
this
this
ef
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by meinpenis
9-16-07
sam has no pit hair
fucking shut up

 

by meinpenis
9-16-07
there is a cumshot in the ff7 ocrproject chocoboremix
yes

 

by meinpenis
9-16-07
I believe that "B" movies are good for a laugh. They also remind us that we all have our faults.
That's also why I spend so much time with Gary here. He's a "special needs" child.
As far as I'm concerned, retards are just God's B movies.

 

by meinpenis
9-17-07

 

by meinpenis
9-17-07
...hhhhhhhhh
...hhhhhhhhh
...hhhhhhhh
you got it wrong
...hhhhhhhhhh

 

by meinpenis
9-17-07
everyone knows it was you, Slayne
Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayne

 

by meinpenis
9-18-07
Commander
You are authorized to use the mind probe
WHAT

 

by meinpenis
9-18-07
SYNTH
NO NOT THE MIND PROBE
SYNTH
*beezow* EEAAAGGGH
SYNTH
I've waited too long for this

 

by meinpenis
9-18-07
Emo fag...
...
...yes...
...
...cock.
slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayne

 
by meinpenis, 9-18-07

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