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by robinho
8-15-06
So can you tell your stupid elf to make an action figure of me.
Hmm? What's your name gonna be?
AMERICA!
What is that suppose to-
AMERICA!
So you keep saying...

 

by robinho
8-15-06
Dude you lazy sell-out! Are you coming or what?!
Two things. One I'm ain't a sell-out, buying a stupid rocket for £120,000,000 and two why on EARTH would I want to go to a stupid crater.
Because It's better than playing as a guy on a crater.
But this is the best game ever.
Oh, so I guess you don't wanna enjoy having some fun playing PS5 on the moon then.. such a shame.

 

by robinho
8-17-06
Hello...
Here is your package, Mr Andreas. Your webcam and erman recipe mexican recipe book.
...
That'll be £50.00 please.
So are you mexican?
No- I mean yes! I'll send you some tacos over!

 
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I think it's lost it's flavour...
Don't leave me! You can't leave me alone without the juicy fat! ************************
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by robinho
9-02-06
Ryan! I knew you'd make it. Sign my cab card.
Rafiq's Cabs? You are poor.
Ryan! Tell me you have a life.
Hunting animals.
... Believehim, he does. Will see next.
So-
No seriously I make a living...

 

by robinho
9-02-06
Oh Ryan if you ask then- Oh your with that women again.
What on earth is he doing?
THINKING!
SHOUTYPANTS! We just had lunch and before you ask, she is a scout ranger.
Oh yes. Whatever. Er.. before you say, Ryan McQueen you are officialy mayors assitant.
With his dead animals (that I obviously shot) hung up on walls in frames. No. I can't. £500 an hour for what I do. Oh and don't forget the wallpaper if you sign. It must be purple.

 

So son! What are you gonna do now it's your '16th' Birthday?
Serious *******!
by robinho, 9-03-06

 

I'm ok sweetie! Just a slight burn on the you know what!
It's always complication with you!
by robinho, 9-03-06

 

I suppose we could have a - Oh you've sailed away...
by robinho, 9-03-06

 

by robinho
9-03-06
Alungia!
Obari!
SHUT THE HECK UP!
Pirates.
ALUNGIA!
OBARI!

 

by robinho
9-03-06
.. After an argument about, yet again, world destruction.
You imbicle! I would never destroy Libia. Unless you we're planning on destroying Libia congo!
???
What? Is it the blood.
Yes, mister, sir, miss, mrs. **GULP**
Carry on, carry on, carry on. Go'on, go'on.
What?
Scr*w you! You ******* heard me. Argh!

 
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by robinho
9-03-06
Oh yes, amanda. What does Mas Que Nada mean again?
Hmm.. Your pet will die of cat litter.
Mas Que Nada has a definition. I'm 10.
I don't care. It means... Err... Wait a second. You said you we're 10!
UuHH! I'm out!
All you had was 4 tequila's 6 lagers and a gin. Right? Am I right?

 

by robinho
9-09-06
Oh my gosh!
Yep I'm Robinho...
Oh my gosh!
Yep I'm Squabie...
B****
Mooooo!

 

by robinho
9-09-06
Sneaky ass!
How Can I help you sir?
100,000 double bacon cheeseburgers with 6 large fries a piece and 20 large sodas please. (*and whilst you get that taking an hour i can steal all the money from the till.*)
Hahaha.
Stop him!
He does have a point...
All three of us are now unlucky.

 

by robinho
9-12-06
It's just the French!
Please Don't make me die!! Mercy, Mercy, Mercy!
Your Welcome.
It was a bad day for that one rash of living bacon. I'm being honest.
Mommy!
I'm afraid I have to take you in.
The good thing is he isn't dead.
No Fair!

 

by robinho
9-14-06
Hey marissa. What's up?
It's you. The suit is very frightening.
I need It to breathe on the--
I'll scream!
hELP! Can't breathe
Nor can I, but do you see me complaining.?

 

by robinho
9-16-06
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Die!
Argh..
Did you hear about a guy in a trenchcoat who killed a rabbit.
Yep. He's over there... >
You need surgery.
Plastic Surgery.

 

by robinho
9-16-06
Just sign this and I'll meet you tomorrow for your surgery.
What surgery?
What you asked for.
Does it look like I need it?
Yes. The tag on your suit says ' Permanently sticks to you for embarrassment. '
I'll go for the ' Quick and Painful ' surgery then.

 

Hey if you are coming to the beach hurry up!
You tripped me!
by robinho, 9-16-06

 

by robinho
9-16-06
If you are coming to school hurry up!
Wait. You did do your homework didn't you.
Yea. Why?
Oh, er.. um. Err...
*kiss myself*

 

by robinho
9-16-06
OMG!!!
OMG!!!
HOW ARE YOU THESE DAYS?
HOW ARE YOU THESE DAYS?
FINE!
A BIT BLUE...

 

by robinho
9-23-06
Oi! If you go anywhere near my eggs, I will hunt you down!
I was only gonna shoot 'em.
Nice try, ''Frog Face''!
Hmm?
Plan A.

 

by robinho
9-23-06
Click-a-ching
Aah! Who are you you?!
I'm the click maste- aaahh!!
**Malfunction** Click-A-ching
Huh? I'm tall? What's the big deal and where am I?
And before you ask--
Click-A-ching
Eh?
I'm very sorry. I'm the Click master. Pleased to meet you.

 

by robinho
9-23-06
Click-A-ching
I still don't get it. Who on earth is the 'Click master'?
Click! Hee-Hee!
Click-A-ching
How 'may' I help?
Cheeseburger.
Well the classroom is full of girls like this one. Oh don't forget the Click master. Hee-Hee. Click-A-ching!
She's Staring at me.
Hmm... I'm staring at him.

 

by robinho
10-12-06
Guys calm down. I need to test them in case they don't work.
PSP! PSP! PSP!
3 Hours later...
Y---es! Level 8. I think I'll play this racing game next...
We're all armed!!!
7 Hours later.... The Apocalypse.
ARRRRRRRGH!

 

by robinho
10-13-06
I'm off to work.
OK. Have a nice apocalypse, Larry.
What apocalypse is it today?
Er-hem! What apocalypse?
Later on at work...
Hello sir.
Jerk.

 

by robinho
10-13-06
Thursday 12th 6:00 PM
It was a total bummer.
How was your day at work?
Thursday 12th 11:59 PM
Where are you going?
It's not important.
Friday 13th 12:01 AM
Pizza delivery for... Uh Larry Richards.

 

by robinho
10-13-06
A nice place to enjoy a picnic, huh, Rebecca?
It depends.
How?
Not sure wait here, Fiona.
Help!
Jerk you! ..... Mutter mutter....

 

by robinho
10-14-06
Can you let me get out of here? I need to use the bathroom.
I can't let you be killed by holographic people. They are a living danger to all of us.
So why on earth are you here?
I'm an amateur in CCF. I'm just a debutant.
Outside Rafiq's hotel room.
I ask again. Why on earth are you here?
WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HECK UP!

 

by robinho
10-14-06
Hey whats that?
What do you mean whats that? It's my brand new PS2.
No! What's that thing?
HUH?
Dumbass.

 

by robinho
10-14-06
3..2..1..
Ready for lift off!
What did you do with our weapons?!
What weapons?

 

Turkey, Cranberry sauce! Help!
Turkey? Cranberry? Bacon?! Give me!
by robinho, 10-14-06

 

by robinho
10-14-06
Hey John! How's it going?
You tell me, Agger Flagga.
Cheers.
To what baby Bugga?
Just who the brough-hah-hah is this baby bugga?
I don't know. You tell me Agger.

 

by robinho
10-14-06
Tete McAllister. The grumpy granny.
Always such a mature, sweet little boy!
What the?! You're not my granny!!
I'm your granma. You stupid, mindless idiot!
Zeus! Help!

 

by robinho
10-14-06
Hey! You're that drunk pimp I met last week.
That's right. Agger.
Maybe he wasn't really drunk in the first place.
Crazy hunk.
Well I'm off.
Hey! What about my £1000 42" TV!

 

by robinho
10-14-06
Crazy Legs. How are ya?
Cool. I just came back from holiday in Cambodia.
How as it?
I'm... not... sure...
Crazy legs...
Hurry up and tell me! I really need the bathroom.
That's it! My knee caps fell down the toilet!

 

by robinho
10-14-06
Hey! Bruno! You came back.
Freakin' idiot.
Who's a good boy?! Who's a good boy?!
Dumb freak. I know.
That was uncalled for! Pheew.
PANT!!!PANT!!!PANT!!!

 

Readers of stripcreator. You all scare me and I am leaving you all! Say hello then goodbye to my new girlfriend too!
My name is Horsetting. I'm cheating on Agger by the way.
by robinho, 10-14-06

 

by robinho
10-25-06
Hmm. I wonder what sons been up to...
What dad? > She got mad at me so I ran Dad!
Humph! I hear ''hoaxing helping elderly ladies across the road then leaving her there causes accidents!" Hmm..
No dont send me out there!
It's called child abuse.

 

by robinho
11-04-06
MOMMY!
I'm not your mommy. I'm doing this for your own good!
36 Hours later...
A kangaroo with a gun?
My name is Gomez.
How could you do this?
Phssht... I am your father.

 

by robinho
3-31-07
Hmm... The phone.
!...!...!...!
27 seconds later...
Most of hung up.
Approximatley 1 minute 35 seconds later...
I'll try -- Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!
Is this BT telephone services.

 

by robinho
6-09-07
Ya'll ya'll mon! Wazzup wid ya face mon?
Eh?
Don't gimme that attitude bwah...
mmm.... bwah! Wazz on me face mon?
Suttin camo innit mon?
Yeah mon. I needed a disguise cos im your new sidekick, mon.

 

by robinho
6-09-07
Watch'a like, mon?
One Triple Cheeseburger with onions, pickles, ketchup. One Xtra large chocolate shake. Large fries, large onion rings and...
You eat all that crap, mon. How much do you weigh mon?
11 stone. That's not the point. Oh and I want some mini doughnuts please. It's all for my 42 stone son. He's 42 ironically.
That's enough out of you.
How old are you, mon?
93. Ironically I weigh 93 pounds. I live on lettuce and....

 

You one o' dem tramps?
by robinho, 6-16-07

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